Ask the opposite sex

[System]

why did i just giggle uncontrollably when i heard a coworker say she was just gonna "toss a salad" for dinner?
:lol


i'm a bad, bad person :rolleyes:


Cause you are sick sick lady...

But i still love ya,

[Crush me Grey]

unecessary roughness..?? whats that ..or should i not ask...:lol

[MRGreySt.YNK]

unecessary roughness..?? whats that ..or should i not ask...:lol

Its a football movie, not a porn.

[Crush me Grey]

hahaha...ok just checking ;)

[System]

So, girls....

Any preference to what a guys drink?

I know somebody taht got turned down cause he drank beer. Wasn't high enough society for her apparetnly and her AppleTini with Grey Goose Vodka....

Even thought that is missing a cheap pucker with an expensive vodka which i never understood anyway

[OklahomaMama]

So, girls....

Any preference to what a guys drink?

I know somebody taht got turned down cause he drank beer. Wasn't high enough society for her apparetnly and her AppleTini with Grey Goose Vodka....

Even thought that is missing a cheap pucker with an expensive vodka which i never understood anywaypffft! what a cunt!
what a guy drinks makes no diff to me... except tequila
and that's just cuz any guy i've known to drink that crap turns into a mean sumbitch

[MRGreySt.YNK]

hahaha...ok just checking ;)

Yeah, its ok. My sister bought be a "Polo" when she was in FLA visiting family, its sweet.

[System]

pffft! what a cunt!
what a guy drinks makes no diff to me... except tequila
and that's just cuz any guy i've known to drink that crap turns into a mean sumbitch

I just pour tequila straight into the toilet or bushes...saves me from being the middle man and puking it up later...

[watchtwrwildcat]

So, girls....

Any preference to what a guys drink?

I know somebody taht got turned down cause he drank beer. Wasn't high enough society for her apparetnly and her AppleTini with Grey Goose Vodka....

Even thought that is missing a cheap pucker with an expensive vodka which i never understood anyway
that's stupid. I mean, I might make fun of a guy if he ordered a strawberry dacquiri and requested a little umbrella with it or something, but who the hell cares?

[System]

that's stupid. I mean, I might make fun of a guy if he ordered a strawberry dacquiri and requested a little umbrella with it or something, but who the hell cares?

What do you mean, "might make fun" of a guy ....hell he deserves to get his ass kicked...

Or at least kissed by a couple of my gay friends....

[OklahomaMama]

speaking of drinks....

i have decided to end my damn near 19 years of sobriety....

tell me: what i should pick up at the liquor store tonight?

[MelissaDMBfan]

I am going to get drunk tonight. When I go out I will drink some Malibu and Pineapple juice.

Brenda, I really like Mikes Hard Lemonade. Some people don't like it, but to me it tastes reallyyyyyyyyy good.

[OklahomaMama]

hmmm.... a guy's name, the word "hard" and a citrus fruit


shit, what's not to like? :D

i believe i have made my choice!

[MelissaDMBfan]

hmmm.... a guy's name, the word "hard" and a citrus fruit


shit, what's not to like? :D

i believe i have made my choice!
:lol I love you Brenda.

The best part of it is, that you only have to drink about 3 of them to get a nice buzz going on.

[OklahomaMama]

cool... cuz from what i remember, i'm a cheap drunk ;)

and i love you too, mel :hug

[watchtwrwildcat]

What do you mean, "might make fun" of a guy ....hell he deserves to get his ass kicked...

:lol:lol:lol:lol

[OklahomaMama]

sex
sex?
SEX!

[watchtwrwildcat]

sex
sex?
SEX!
So what's on your mind today, Brenda?

[il bacio dolce]

We broke our "no more than 3 days without sex" rule. :lol It's been........... more than that!

[OklahomaMama]

So what's on your mind today, Brenda?:p
sex and booze... damn, i'm a guy's wet dream today!
:lol

[System]

:p
sex and booze... damn, i'm a guy's wet dream today!
:lol


Shit, I need a girl like you with me now

[OklahomaMama]

Shit, I need a girl like you with me now
you couldn't handle me, sugarbritches ;)

[System]

you couldn't handle me, sugarbritches ;)

I smell a challenge coming on ....

I love challenges and I hate to fail....so watch out

[OklahomaMama]

I smell a challenge coming on ....

I love challenges and I hate to fail....so watch out:lol

sorry, i just got a mental image of guy ladouche on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge saying "get it on"

:D

[System]

:lol

sorry, i just got a mental image of guy ladouche on Most Extreme Elimination Challenge saying "get it on"

:D

so i am a 5 foot nothing Japenese man, talking to a guy that is a bowling ball inspector or porn star named translated means leg over her head

[MelissaDMBfan]

Oh yes. This really hottie guy that I have had my eye on for quiet some time is going out with us tonight!!! :) :)

[OklahomaMama]

so i am a 5 foot nothing Japenese man, talking to a guy that is a bowling ball inspector or porn star named translated means leg over her head:p
well, you like that show too, so i guess you're ok....
:rolleyes:

[System]

Oh yes. This really hottie guy that I have had my eye on for quiet some time is going out with us tonight!!! :) :)


Take it easy on him....he is gentle....and when did I get invited to go?

[System]

:p
well, you like that show too, so i guess you're ok....
:rolleyes:


Guess? you only guess.....

Wow...you don't knowme then...I am more than ok...

[MelissaDMBfan]

Take it easy on him....he is gentle....and when did I get invited to go?
Everyone is welcome to party with Melissa and her crazy friends.

I will take your advice, and take it easy on him.

[OklahomaMama]

Guess? you only guess.....

Wow...you don't knowme then...I am more than ok...well, i've heard tales about ya...
you are a legend, right?
:evil

[System]

well, i've heard tales about ya...
you are a legend, right?
:evil


There are some stories around...

[timmyt23]

Breathing still makes me want to have sex.

[OklahomaMama]

Breathing still makes me want to have sex.must be all that in and out in and out in and out...
plus the heaving chests with each inhalation and exhalation....


you poor bastard, you just don't stand a chance!
;)

[System]

Breathing still makes me want to have sex.

yep...i just see a semi cute gril and go...i bet she is awesome...

Then you see a hot girl and have a hard time staying focused on what you are doing

[OklahomaMama]

tsk tsk...
you boys really should learn how to multi-task
:rolleyes:

[timmyt23]

I'll be focused on my Redskins beating the Rams tonight, you'll get to see it in person.

[il bacio dolce]

:lol If breathing makes you horny, I bet you don't last two seconds in bed.

[timmyt23]

Feelings and performance are two very different things.

[watchtwrwildcat]

I'll be focused on my Redskins beating the Rams tonight, you'll get to see it in person.
redskin...beating...ram...focused

wow, you really are obsessed with sex.

[System]

I'll be focused on my Redskins beating the Rams tonight, you'll get to see it in person.

Yep, I hope the Rams get stomped...

I wanna see Martz canned....

[OklahomaMama]

redskin...beating...ram...focused

wow, you really are obsessed with sex.daaaaamn!
:lol

although i admit to seeing "foreskin" initially :rolleyes:

[watchtwrwildcat]

daaaaamn!
:lol

although i admit to seeing "foreskin" initially :rolleyes:
beating and ram caught my eye.:rolleyes:

[System]

redskin...beating...ram...focused

wow, you really are obsessed with sex.

Ok, so my friend going with me to the game tonight is going to have to hear that one...hehehe....

[timmyt23]

beating and ram caught my eye.:rolleyes:
Now we see what you think about.....;)

[watchtwrwildcat]

Now we see what you think about.....;)
YOU said it, not me.

[timmyt23]

Beth,

How much is size a factor? Or is it really all about how you use it.

[watchtwrwildcat]

Beth,

How much is size a factor? Or is it really all about how you use it.
ya came thru for me timmy.....I love ya!!!!

why, do you have small pee-pee?:lol kidding.

Size is a factor, but you can be too big, just like you can be too small.

a big-average is ideal. Girth is also important. But the most important is whether or not you know how to use what you've got. :D

here's a queston for you--
do you find girls that use an extreme amount of profanity unattractive?

[il bacio dolce]

A bit of an upward bend at the end is good.

[MRGreySt.YNK]

here's a queston for you--
do you find girls that use an extreme amount of profanity unattractive?

Yeah.

[OklahomaMama]

yeah, cuz me and beth are some potty mouth muthafuckahs
:lol


ok, we like the word "cocksucker"l.. is that so wrong???
:p

[watchtwrwildcat]

Yeah. damn. I have a mouth like a trucker....

[OklahomaMama]

A bit of an upward bend at the end is good.ooooh! :lol

are you talking about the "Gspot Locator device"?
:lol

[il bacio dolce]

:lol That's it.

[timmyt23]

here's a queston for you--
do you find girls that use an extreme amount of profanity unattractive?
No, because my friends and I swear pretty badly. Being raised in an Irish family it becomes second nature. But there are times when it should be turned off, dinner in a nice restaurant, parents house, etc. But I generally like girls that can hang and sort of be one of the guys.

Ok, so we all know that when guys get they generally talk about women, sexual conquests, etc. I have heard that when the girls get together they are about ten times as bad as a boys night out. True? Also, I believe it was Chris Rock who said, "Your woman is freakier than you ever imagined" True?

[il bacio dolce]

My man says I'm the right amount of freaky. :thumbsup Cause ya can be too freaky!

Well I'm off for the weekend. :) Byes.

[watchtwrwildcat]

I have heard that when the girls get together they are about ten times as bad as a boys night out. True? Also, I believe it was Chris Rock who said, "Your woman is freakier than you ever imagined" True?
Very, very true. the things me and my girls discuss would make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. my best friend even went so far as to film her bf while he was in the shower (unbeknownest to him) so she could show her girlfriends how big his package was. we inspected every iota of that footage. she's right--you could make a handbag out of his testicles they are so big.

oh yeah, and of course I tone down the cussing when it's not appropriate--what do you think I am, unrefined or something?:lol

[timmyt23]

oh yeah, and of course I tone down the cussing when it's not appropriate--what do you think I am, unrefined or something?:lol
Maybe.......maybe I like that.........:cool:

[watchtwrwildcat]

Maybe.......maybe I like that.........:cool:
you like unrefined chicks? Or innappropriate cussing?

[OklahomaMama]

ummm. ok i think profanity is like fine herbs and spices, k?

a good mutherfucker jsut adds a little spice to the mix

specialy when you're cumming or something, eh?


please delete this tomorrow when i'm sober, i beg you

[watchtwrwildcat]

ummm. ok i think profanity is like fine herbs and spices, k?
a good mutherfucker jsut adds a little spice to the mix
specialy when you're cumming or something, eh?
please delete this tomorrow when i'm sober, i beg you
hell no. I'm puttin in my sig.

[timmyt23]

you like unrefined chicks? Or innappropriate cussing?
Inappropriate cussing. I like a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets.

And it looks like a drunken Mama has joined the party, join the ever growing list of drunken ants. I'll be hanging in this thread all night long.

[watchtwrwildcat]

a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets.

and I'm adding that to my profile--location or bio?

[timmyt23]

and I'm adding that to my profile--location or bio?
location, definitely.

[watchtwrwildcat]

location, definitely.
ok, gotta take a few more valiums...remind me later.

[timmyt23]

ok, gotta take a few more valiums...remind me later.
Will do.

[OklahomaMama]

wow... i love you timmy and beth... seriously!

not just cuz i'm not entirely sure where the bathroom is anymore
:lol


please note how (reasonbly) my spelling is, even fucked up


i take great pride in this
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

fuck! i misspelled reasonably, didn't i?

[OklahomaMama]

this is too goddamn funny...
i'm literally 2 inches away from the screeen and fighting the typos
:lol

[timmyt23]

wow... i love you timmy and beth... seriously!

not just cuz i'm not entirely sure where the bathroom is anymore
:lol


please note how (reasonbly) my spelling is, even fucked up


i take great pride in this
:lol
You do now, but give it a few hours and a few more drinks, and we'll have to compare how all of us are doing.:monkey

[OklahomaMama]

i put my cards on the table
i do the speed cuz i'm able

"save the population"

red hot mutherfuckn chili peppers"


woooo!

[watchtwrwildcat]

this is too goddamn funny...
i'm literally 2 inches away from the screeen and fighting the typos
:lol
OK, I know you're seeing double, but see if you can manage to read my new sig.

[OklahomaMama]

daaamnb
wrong thread
fuck me hard in the ass
:lol

[timmyt23]

daaamnb
wrong thread
fuck me hard in the ass
:lol
Come on over.........:cool:

[watchtwrwildcat]

daaamnb
wrong thread
fuck me hard in the ass
:lol
OK, you just keep givin' me ammo. which sig? Decisions, decisons.

[timmyt23]

Come on ladies, lets get some opposite sex action going on.

[OklahomaMama]

oh shit! this is soooo cool
c'mon beth lets give timmy ashow, baby

[timmyt23]

oh shit! this is soooo cool
c'mon beth lets give timmy ashow, baby
Go ahead, make my night.

:evil :evil

[timmyt23]

Go ahead, make my night.

:evil :evil
Come on ladies, I'm quoting myself here!!!!

[watchtwrwildcat]

Come on ladies, I'm quoting myself here!!!!
what kind of show, exactly?

[timmyt23]

what kind of show, exactly?
Not sure, it was Mama's idea.......;)

[watchtwrwildcat]

Not sure, it was Mama's idea.......;)
brenda? mama? are you still with us?...jesus, I hope she's not passed out on her keyboard.

[OklahomaMama]

what? my shirt is already GONE!@
WOOOO

[watchtwrwildcat]

what? my shirt is already GONE!@
WOOOO
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol you are killin' me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bron]

lmao!! Is mama drunk??

[timmyt23]

what? my shirt is already GONE!@
WOOOO
Probably to be followed by other articles of clothing.........:bounce

[timmyt23]

lmao!! Is mama drunk??
Wasted.

[watchtwrwildcat]

lmao!! Is mama drunk??
um, have you seen my new sig?

[bron]

Ahhh...lol.

[MelissaDMBfan]

Brenda is drunk!!!!! Oh how I love this.

Did you end up getting the Mike's?

[OklahomaMama]

to quote fluff...
i got nuthin....
no shirt no pants....
i'm nekkiid!


lol
i think i snorted too.. sorryr

where the FUCK is my toast?????

[OklahomaMama]

yeaH,the cats are really fucked up now


i dont' even know where they ARE

[OklahomaMama]

Brenda is drunk!!!!! Oh how I love this.

Did you end up getting the Mike's?noooo0
i'm grooovin on some olllld uj
um
what am i drinking/
?
OH YEAH!A
CANADIAN MIST

i'm sorry, i aint yelling i dont know where caps lokc is that fucker!

[watchtwrwildcat]

ah jeez. fuck my new sig. I'm just going to ride this out and pick the most notable quote after brenda bites the dust.

[timmyt23]

ah jeez. fuck my new sig. I'm just going to ride this out and pick the most notable quote after brenda bites the dust.
Where does lady in the street and freak in the sheets fit in there?

[OklahomaMama]

i aint' biting NUTHING,sugar! well, not dust anyway.....
bring it on!
:lol

DAMMMN, WHY WONT CAPS LOCK GO AWAY?

[timmyt23]

i aint' biting NUTHING,sugar! well, not dust anyway.....
bring it on!
:lol

DAMMMN, WHY WONT CAPS LOCK GO AWAY?
I guess you just inspire things to rise up........

[OklahomaMama]

Where does lady in the street and freak in the sheets fit in there?i ain't about no street but i got it going ON between the sheets, fucker

[OklahomaMama]

i mean that in a loving way,tim ;)

[OklahomaMama]

i need a cig.... can i say that here or do i gotta go to one of the smokingn threads, dammit?

[timmyt23]

i need a cig.... can i say that here or do i gotta go to one of the smokingn threads, dammit?
Smoke em if you got em. I like it when women call me fucker. I'll go have a smoke with you. Must have had some sort of satisfying experience out there in OK.

[timmyt23]

Was it good for you, Mama?

[watchtwrwildcat]

I'm back swingers.

[timmyt23]

I'm back swingers.
I thought we had lost you....

Are you swinging my way.....:cool:

[watchtwrwildcat]

I thought we had lost you....

Are you swinging my way.....:cool:
I'm swingin' every which way. kidding.

[timmyt23]

I'm swingin' every which way. kidding.
Don't kid too hard.

[watchtwrwildcat]

Don't kid too hard.
but you never know when I'm really kidding, right?

[timmyt23]

but you never know when I'm really kidding, right?
Exactly. The air of mystery is a turn on.

[watchtwrwildcat]

Exactly. The air of mystery is a turn on.
it's not an air.

[timmyt23]

it's not an air.
Well, than the fact of mystery is enough to arouse my curiosity.

[watchtwrwildcat]

Well, than the fact of mystery is enough to arouse my curiosity.
arouse your..... curiousity? that's a first......

[timmyt23]

arouse your..... curiousity? that's a first......
I may come off as a total hornball, but I assure you, I do have redeeming qualities.

[watchtwrwildcat]

I may come off as a total hornball, but I assure you, I do have redeeming qualities.
well, by all means, redeem yourself.

[timmyt23]

well, by all means, redeem yourself.

Hey now....... have I done something to offend you?

[watchtwrwildcat]

Hey now....... have I done something to offend you?
absolutely not, babe. I like ya. I like ya alot. I guess I should have said
"what are your redeeming qualities other than being a hornball."

[System]

"what are your redeeming qualities other than being a hornball."

I hide that I am a hornball well...

That is my one other redeeming quality.

[OklahomaMama]

hey, ya'll
i was almost afraid to come in here and see what Drunk Brenda said :rolleyes:

[PantalaTina]

Drunk Brenda eh??? I must go read those now...

[watchtwrwildcat]

hey, ya'll
i was almost afraid to come in here and see what Drunk Brenda said :rolleyes:
nothing too bad, you were quite amusing.;)

[OklahomaMama]

hi bethie! *waves wildly*
yeah, i had some fun last night....
boy howdy!
:D

i do believe Drunk Brenda is gonna come out and play more often... she's a hoot ;)

[watchtwrwildcat]

i do believe Drunk Brenda is gonna come out and play more often... she's a hoot ;)
Please do. I would like for Drunk Brenda and Drunk Bethie to actually get to attend the same show one of these days.....

[OklahomaMama]

Please do. I would like for Drunk Brenda and Drunk Bethie to actually get to attend the same show one of these days.....oh, we GOT to!
we'd be very dangerous though :evil

[watchtwrwildcat]

we'd be very dangerous though :evil
no, never. we are :angel's.

[OklahomaMama]

heh heh heh.....
that's what we want them to THINK anyway
;)

[MexicoDMB]

is it true that...??? I better not :cool:

[watchtwrwildcat]

is it true that...??? I better not :cool:
why is there a 'chicken' icon? that would have been so much easier than typing all this.

[OklahomaMama]

one word will do, beth ;)


PUSSY!
:lol

[watchtwrwildcat]

one word will do, beth ;)


PUSSY!
:lol
:lol:lol

we need a kitty-cat icon. that would come in handy around here.

[bron]

i do believe Drunk Brenda is gonna come out and play more often... she's a hoot ;)
Hee hee..you were hilarious last night...now it's drunk Bron's turn tonight..oh god...

[OklahomaMama]

that would rock!
get rid of the goat, we want the pussy
:evil

[OklahomaMama]

Hee hee..you were hilarious last night...now it's drunk Bron's turn tonight..oh god...i'm glad i amused y'all so much :rolleyes:

so, bron.... how close to the screen are ya? ;)
i had to wipe noseprints off mine today
:lol

[bron]

so, bron.... how close to the screen are ya? ;)
i had to wipe noseprints off mine today
:lol
:lol I'm not quite there yet...but I keep having to fix typos..

[OklahomaMama]

:p
what's numb? i started with the nose

[PantalaTina]

Slap your face and tell me when you feel it!

[bron]

My lips are numb!!

[OklahomaMama]

you're getting there! :p

[PantalaTina]

This makes me wanna drink so bad...and I see some sitting only about 20 feet from me.....hmmmmm

[bron]

I'm gonna refill my wine...


This is so embarrasing...DRUNK ON A MESSAGE BOARD!

[OklahomaMama]

I'm gonna refill my wine...


This is so embarrasing...DRUNK ON A MESSAGE BOARD!sheee-it, girl!
don't be embarrassed... have fun!

[PantalaTina]

Maybe not as embarrassing as being sober on the message boards on a saturday night

[OklahomaMama]

This makes me wanna drink so bad...and I see some sitting only about 20 feet from me.....hmmmmmaw, go ahead... one little drinky poo won't hurt

[bron]

Maybe not as embarrassing as being sober on the message boards on a saturday night
:lol true.

[bron]

drinky poo!

[PantalaTina]

aw, go ahead... one little drinky poo won't hurt
Yep got one here with me right now!

[OklahomaMama]

um yeah.... i gotta stock up... *hangs head in shame*
i killed that half bottle of canadian mist last night

[System]

um yeah.... i gotta stock up... *hangs head in shame*
i killed that half bottle of canadian mist last night

Canaidan Mist?

That blended candian whiskey crap is some of teh worst wiskey ever.

Drink Bourbon, a nice Makers Mark or Jim Beam Black.

But never drink any blended whiskey....*shudder* that shit just nasty

[watchtwrwildcat]

Makers Mark

the only bourbon I shall ever put to these lips.

[System]

the only bourbon I shall ever put to these lips.


Well, good, cause that is all i drink besides beer.

I used to collect some of the commerative bottles.

I got a Keeneland Makers Mark bottle that has the Owner, Trainer, Jockey of Secratariet and the disteller of makers mark signatures on it, black bottle with black wax and gold letters...

[timmyt23]

Beth, you scared me off the other night...;)

[watchtwrwildcat]

Beth, you scared me off the other night...;)
you must scare rather easily. damn, I love terrorizing men. So fun.:lol:devil

[System]

you must scare rather easily. damn, I love terrorizing men. So fun.:lol:devil

Is it bad that I like getting trying to get terrorized by women? It is fun to watch them try to scare you.....

[timmyt23]

you must scare rather easily. damn, I love terrorizing men. So fun.:lol:devil
Actually my friends dragged me out to the corner bar........but it's more fun to say that you scared me.

[System]

Actually my friends dragged me out to the corner bar........but it's more fun to say that you scared me.

Ya, they dragged you like I was dragged to the strip clubs last night...

I went kicking and screaming...

[timmyt23]

Ya, they dragged you like I was dragged to the strip clubs last night...

I went kicking and screaming...
That's how it usually works.

[System]

That's how it usually works.

I should have mentioned it was more a happy dance that included kicking and screaming...

[watchtwrwildcat]

Actually my friends dragged me out to the corner bar........but it's more fun to say that you scared me.
you're lying. you were scared. just admit it.

[System]

you're lying. you were scared. just admit it.

I was scared once, hold me

[watchtwrwildcat]

I was scared once, hold me
I never know what to say to you except :lol:lol:lol:lol

[System]

I never know what to say to you except :lol:lol:lol:lol

I think I set a world record this week for saying somethign to a girl and getting laughed at....

Not so sure if that is what i should be aiming for on dates though...

[watchtwrwildcat]

I think I set a world record this week for saying somethign to a girl and getting laughed at....

Not so sure if that is what i should be aiming for on dates though...
no way, you're way off...if you can make a girl laugh, that's all you'll ever need.

[bron]

no way, you're way off...if you can make a girl laugh, that's all you'll ever need.
Hee hee..there's a time and a place.

Him: "God you're so beautiful...I want to lay you down right here and make sweet love to you until you scream."
Her: :lol :lol :lol

Not good.

[timmyt23]

Hee hee..there's a time and a place.

Him: "God you're so beautiful...I want to lay you down right here and make sweet love to you until you scream."
Her: :lol :lol :lol

Not good.
Goddammit.

[MelissaDMBfan]

Hellooooooo everyone. How was everyones weekend?

[timmyt23]

Hellooooooo everyone. How was everyones weekend?
Getting better now that you're here.

[bron]

Hellooooooo everyone. How was everyones weekend?
Hi...my weekend has been sooooo slow!! Nothing to do! I've been on this damn website for most of it.

"Might as well face it you're addicted to Ants..."

[MelissaDMBfan]

Getting better now that you're here.
Best post ever! :)

[watchtwrwildcat]

Hee hee..there's a time and a place.

Him: "God you're so beautiful...I want to lay you down right here and make sweet love to you until you scream."
Her: :lol :lol :lol

Not good.
I dunno. That would probably make me laugh. seriously.

[watchtwrwildcat]

"Might as well face it you're addicted to Ants..."
Hi, I'm Beth and I'm addicted to Ants.

AA--Ants Anonymous

[bron]

I dunno. That would probably make me laugh. seriously.
:lol Yeah, it's a little cheeseball.

[timmyt23]

:lol Yeah, it's a little cheeseball.
I couldn't figure out why that line never worked for me. You'd think that after 30 attempts I'd at least get one taker. Man......

[watchtwrwildcat]

I couldn't figure out why that line never worked for me. You'd think that after 30 attempts I'd at least get one taker. Man......
you guys just try to hard. all you need to do is remember the next time we are talking, check out the sweat running down my face. Then reach up and catch it at my chin and lick your fingertips.

damn, that song is stuck in my head. but seriously, if a guy ever did that, I'd propose on the spot. then tear his clothes off.

[timmyt23]

you guys just try to hard. all you need to do is remember the next time we are talking, check out the sweat running down my face. Then reach up and catch it at my chin and lick your fingertips.

damn, that song is stuck in my head. but seriously, if a guy ever did that, I'd propose on the spot. then tear his clothes off.
Does playing the guitar for you help?

[watchtwrwildcat]

Does playing the guitar for you help?
oh yes. and the songwriting/poem writing helps. and if you start singing DMB to me, watch out. (specifically, crush, crash, say goodbye, and 34 lyrics.) the trick is singing the right lyrics at the right time.....;)
I'm swooning at the thought.....

see, I am quite easy to please....

[timmyt23]

oh yes. and the songwriting/poem writing helps. and if you start singing DMB to me, watch out. (specifically, crush, crash, say goodbye, and 34 lyrics.) the trick is singing the right lyrics at the right time.....;)
I'm swooning at the thought.....

see, I am quite easy to please....
I can play all of those and sing, except for #34 w/ lyrics.

I also write music, and write words.

That last statement probably wouldn't lead you to believe that I'm any good at it........:rolleyes:

[watchtwrwildcat]

That last statement probably wouldn't lead you to believe that I'm any good at it........:rolleyes:
why would you think that?

[mrottondo]

*goes grab his guitar*
*plays Crash*

been playing since i was 14 ;)

[timmyt23]

why would you think that?
The statement "I write words" isn't as poetic as it could have been......

[watchtwrwildcat]

*goes grab his guitar*
*plays Crash*

been playing since i was 14 ;)
:lol you're so cute.

[watchtwrwildcat]

The statement "I write words" isn't as poetic as it could have been......
it's more poetic than you think--very simple and understated.

makes me think your poetry is the same.;)

which is good, btw.

[mrottondo]

:lol you're so cute.
i've been laughed at before for singing DMB with a latin accent, meh :p

[watchtwrwildcat]

i've been laughed at before for singing DMB with a latin accent, meh :p
you do sound like Antonio Banderas!!!! I knew it!!! you lied to me before.

[mrottondo]

you do sound like Antonio Banderas!!!! I knew it!!! you lied to me before.
:lol er...yeah, i'm the puss in boots

[watchtwrwildcat]

:lol er...yeah, i'm the puss in bootsPRAYFORMERCYFROM.........POOS, in BOOTS.....

I love that!!!!

[mrottondo]

that was a great movie

oh, and inspired in this thread i'm playing Fuck Her Gently, it's great to play, sing and laugh at the same time :D

[watchtwrwildcat]

oh, and inspired in this thread i'm playing Fuck Her Gently, it's great to play, sing and laugh at the same time :D
what's that?

[timmyt23]

that was a great movie

oh, and inspired in this thread i'm playing Fuck Her Gently, it's great to play, sing and laugh at the same time :D
Kielbasa sausage is another fun one to play.

"Your butt cheeks is warm"

[mrottondo]

what's that?
you never heard that? please do yourself a favor and download "Fuck her gently" by Tenacious D now, you'll thank me later

[watchtwrwildcat]

you never heard that? please do yourself a favor and download "Fuck her gently" by Tenacious D now, you'll thank me later
I'm so out of the loop musically. I didn't know who half those people were on the VMA's tonight. Pretty much DMB, Gov't Mule, Eminem is all I know.:rolleyes:

[mrottondo]

I'm so out of the loop musically. I didn't know who half those people were on the VMA's tonight. Pretty much DMB, Gov't Mule, Eminem is all I know.:rolleyes:
eh i'm really out of the loop too, i used to watch MTV a lot a LONG time ago..anyway, listen to that song

[watchtwrwildcat]

eh i'm really out of the loop too, i used to watch MTV a lot a LONG time ago..anyway, listen to that song
:thumbsup

to be honest, when you said 'I am playing Fuck her Gently', I thought, that sounds like a fun game....." :lol:lol:lol

whoa, my mind must be in the gutter tonight.:eek:

[mrottondo]

you're not the only one ;)

anyway, i think i'm gonna record this and post it just for fun ;) i just need someone to help me with the webspace

[OklahomaMama]

good morning, sexers!
:evil

[System]

morning mama..

Questions for the ladies:

Does extreme intellegence in guys scare you?

[bron]

Questions for the ladies:

Does extreme intellegence in guys scare you?
Absolutely not...if a guy's not intelligent, I'm out. I hate dummies. :)

[OklahomaMama]

morning mama..

Questions for the ladies:

Does extreme intellegence in guys scare you?no way.... smart=sexy in my book

one of the most torrid romances i ever had was with a guy who went on to Purdue and majored in nuclear physics

talk about a core meltdown :p

[watchtwrwildcat]

morning mama..

Questions for the ladies:

Does extreme intellegence in guys scare you?
no way. I'd never date a guy that's dumber than me.
are you saying you're extremely intelligent?:lol

[OklahomaMama]

in that same vein, how about you guys?
do smart girls freak you out?

[bron]

no way.... smart=sexy in my book

one of the most torrid romances i ever had was with a guy who went on to Purdue and majored in nuclear physics

talk about a core meltdown :p
:thumbsup Talking intensly about something you're both interested in and passionate about is so sexy. Maybe not nuclear physics for me, but having a guy who can have an intelligent conversation with me about literature, poetry, art, politics...it turns me on.

The last thing I am looking for is some knucklehead who can't think past "Blink 182 fuckin' rocks and Carmen Electra is fuckin' hot..." Know what I mean?

[System]

are you saying you're extremely intelligent?:lol

Rocket Scientist...duh

[System]

in that same vein, how about you guys?
do smart girls freak you out?


Nope, nothing worse than getting that blind look like the lights are on and nobody is home.

It gets tiring explaining every little sarcastic remark I make to some of my ex-girlfriends.

[watchtwrwildcat]

:thumbsup
The last thing I am looking for is some knucklehead who can't think past "Blink 182 fuckin' rocks and Carmen Electra is fuckin' hot..." Know what I mean?
:lol:lol

[mrottondo]

but Carmen Electra IS fuckin' hot.....

[System]

:thumbsup Talking intensly about something you're both interested in and passionate about is so sexy. Maybe not nuclear physics for me, but having a guy who can have an intelligent conversation with me about literature, poetry, art, politics...it turns me on.

The last thing I am looking for is some knucklehead who can't think past "Blink 182 fuckin' rocks and Carmen Electra is fuckin' hot..." Know what I mean?


2 things, Intelligent conversations are the only way to go. But no politics. My views are kinda on the extreme so I don't like discussing them with poeple, cause frankly it scares people sometimes.

oh ya, Blink 182 does rock and Carmen Elextra is friggen hot, but anybody that has slept with Dennis Rodmen just ruins it for me.

[bron]

It gets tiring explaining every little sarcastic remark I make to some of my ex-girlfriends.
I love sarcasm...and I love when guys get my sarcasm too.

[OklahomaMama]

gotta run to the post office, sexies....
brb
*smooches to all*

[System]

I love sarcasm...and I love when guys get my sarcasm too.


I feel a sarcasm challenge comeing on.....

Winner takes all

[watchtwrwildcat]

2 things, Intelligent conversations are the only way to go. But no politics. My views are kinda on the extreme so I don't like discussing them with poeple, cause frankly it scares people sometimes.

oh ya, Blink 182 does rock and Carmen Elextra is friggen hot, but anybody that has slept with Dennis Rodmen just ruins it for me. I won't talk about politics--might start fight
I won't talk about religion--hard to know who's right...
there's one other subject I won't talk about, so don't ask me.

what's up with me quoting song lyrics in this thread here lately?

Not only did Ms. Electra sleep with Dennis Rodman, she also slept with Prince. She has strange taste in men......

[bron]

But no politics. My views are kinda on the extreme so I don't like discussing them with poeple, cause frankly it scares people sometimes.

:lol Me too...I love talking about politics with people who share my same views! If we totally don't see eye to eye and it is starting to get too riled up, that's when I politely suggest that we change the subject. HOWEVER a heated debate can be pretty sexy!

[System]

:lol Me too...I love talking about politics with people who share my same views! If we totally don't see eye to eye and it is starting to get too riled up, that's when I politely suggest that we change the subject. HOWEVER a heated debate can be pretty sexy!

Ok, fine...what shall we debate about today?

[System]

Not only did Ms. Electra sleep with Dennis Rodman, she also slept with Prince. She has strange taste in men......

So you are saying i got a chance

[watchtwrwildcat]

So you are saying i got a chance
why, cuz you have nothing in common with Rodman or Prince?:lol

[System]

why, cuz you have nothing in common with Rodman or Prince?:lol

well, no cause weird sense of guys. I am wierd, just thought that might get me an edge.

[bron]

well, no cause weird sense of guys. I am wierd, just thought that might get me an edge.
Well...weird guys are better than boring guys that's for sure.

[watchtwrwildcat]

well, no cause weird sense of guys. I am wierd, just thought that might get me an edge.
as long as you don't wear a wedding dress or eyeliner.

[OklahomaMama]

as long as you don't wear a wedding dress or eyeliner.Fuckin' A!
:thumbsup

[System]

as long as you don't wear a wedding dress or eyeliner.

Eyeliner only once, My little cousin doesn't take no for an answer...kinda funny..till i looked in the mirror

[System]

Well...weird guys are better than boring guys that's for sure.


Oh, the random crap that comes out of my head doesn't make for a boring time...trust me....

I had random people laughing at the football game this weekend...somethign about a loud guy making fun of the other team just seemed funny

[OklahomaMama]

question for everyone:

have you ever noticed that some music just makes you hornier than a :goat ? not just mushy "romantic" stuff, but any particular artist?

[timmyt23]

Air
Sade

[watchtwrwildcat]

question for everyone:

have you ever noticed that some music just makes you hornier than a :goat ? not just mushy "romantic" stuff, but any particular artist?
Yes. Everytime I hear Crush, I want get the urge to perform a striptease for someone. Kind of sucks when you don't have anyone to strip for, though.:lol:(
So I try to avoid it.

Crash, SG, 34 w/ words all make me want to have sex. Cortez has become a rather sexy little tune for me as well.

[timmyt23]

Also "that's the way love goes" era Janet. Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.

Lover Lay Down always gets me in the mood also.

[OklahomaMama]

so, i guess i need to 'fess up, huh? :p

damn near anything Red Hot Chili Peppers do....
but especially Suck My Kiss

[watchtwrwildcat]

Lover Lay Down always gets me in the mood also.
'each others tears to cry?' and 'we were so much younger then, hard to explain now we are stronger?'--that kind of makes me want to pledge my undying love to someone.

damn, I love that man. (dave, that is.)

[dmb1spe]

I like some hip hop flavor when I throw it down... maybe some Usher... Brian McKnight... smooth ass brothas.

Or some accoustic Dave and Tim... depending on the mood. And the chick.

[watchtwrwildcat]

Or some accoustic Dave and Tim... depending on the mood. And the chick.
I've always favored the band when it comes to romance.:rolleyes:

[mray10]

question for everyone:

have you ever noticed that some music just makes you hornier than a :goat ? not just mushy "romantic" stuff, but any particular artist?

Listening to the Crash album definitely, um, *inspires* me.

[dmb1spe]

I guess the band versus the accoustic is a matter of moods also. When it's sweet lovin' time... it's L@LC... nothing nicer than that. However, when the time to make sweet love has passed and it's time to beat that thang to death... then it's on.

[timmyt23]

I guess the band versus the accoustic is a matter of moods also. When it's sweet lovin' time... it's L@LC... n.
I've been known to throw this on in those tender moments.

[dmb1spe]

My name's Buck. I'm here to fuck.

[timmyt23]

My name's Buck. I'm here to fuck.
That's fucking tender.

[watchtwrwildcat]

My name's Buck. I'm here to fuck.
charming.

[twosteppn36]

That's fucking tender.



:lol :lol :lol

[dmb1spe]

See the movie people... see the movie.

[watchtwrwildcat]

See the movie people... see the movie. oh, I thought your name was must have been Buck. What movie?

[Bean]

Kill Bill....duh.

[watchtwrwildcat]

Kill Bill....duh. I don't remember that part....duh.

[bron]

question for everyone:

have you ever noticed that some music just makes you hornier than a :goat ? not just mushy "romantic" stuff, but any particular artist?
Mostly DMB stuff...particularly Lover Lay Down, Crush, Crash Into Me, Captain, #41, Say Goodbye..well actually most of Crash and BTCS...finish it all off with a little Halloween and I'm gold.

As for other artists...I'll think about it and get back to you.

[Crush me Grey]

question for everyone:

have you ever noticed that some music just makes you hornier than a :goat ? not just mushy "romantic" stuff, but any particular artist?
:thumbsup um...cha :lol :evil

[OklahomaMama]

:thumbsup um...cha :lol :evil:lol
best answer to my question yet!

[System]

Mostly DMB stuff...particularly Lover Lay Down, Crush, Crash Into Me, Captain, #41, Say Goodbye..well actually most of Crash and BTCS...finish it all off with a little Halloween and I'm gold.

As for other artists...I'll think about it and get back to you.

Halloween at the end is friggen genius.

I would like a 34 w/out words or the outro to BTCS right after that.

Any takers in helping me perfect the DMB sex CD?

Pure DMB for pure love making....

[watchtwrwildcat]

Halloween at the end is friggen genius.

I would like a 34 w/out words or the outro to BTCS right after that.

Any takers in helping me perfect the DMB sex CD?

Pure DMB for pure love making....
34 w/ words makes me want to make love. other songs make me want to do the other kind of sex, you know, don't make me say it.

My List
SG
Crush
Crash
34 w/lyrics
Cortez
Lover Lay Down
Granny
Oh
IBYU
Grey Blue Eyes
Rapunzel
The Stone

I'm not bothering with dates, but I have a few favorite show dates of some of the songs listed.

[System]

34 w/ words makes me want to make love. other songs make me want to do the other kind of sex, you know, don't make me say it.

My List
SG
Crush
Crash
34 w/lyrics
Cortez
Lover Lay Down
Granny
Oh
IBYU
Grey Blue Eyes
Rapunzel
The Stone

I'm not bothering with dates, but I have a few favorite show dates of some of the songs listed.


No, I don't know...but you can PM me with teh answer if you want...

ANd that is a hella good list...if i make the CD can I come visit?

[watchtwrwildcat]

ANd that is a hella good list...if i make the CD can I come visit?
aaaaaannnnnnndddddddd.....you get an A+ for effort.:);)

[System]

aaaaaannnnnnndddddddd.....you get an A+ for effort.:);)


Awesome, I got a cute girl giving me an A+

My life just has been validated

[40pigs]

Awesome, I got a cute girl giving me an A+

My life just has been validated


I get the feeling you like this girl. :monkey

[System]

I get the feeling you like this girl. :monkey

Definately not bad,

[watchtwrwildcat]

You guys are all P-I-M-P-S.

[System]

You guys are all P-I-M-P-S.

not really,

I let the girls keep the money they earn. They don't pay me at all, just the pleasure of hanging around me

[watchtwrwildcat]

not really,

I let the girls keep the money they earn. They don't pay me at all, just the pleasure of hanging around me
:lol:lol:lol:lol

bitch betta have my money.

[System]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

bitch betta have my money.

Hey, they work hard for taht money...besides...just the rep of being the PIMP is worth the effort of having to track their tricks down that don't pay