Ask the opposite sex

[angelces]

sex tip:

Do NOT shove your tongues into our ears, its frankly GROSS...

next.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
is this the same buddy with the poopoo platter on his living room table... because yeah thats too gross...

nope... different guy! :lol I will give you the highlights:

1. A girl he just started dating had a basketball game.
2. When you work out you sweat right?
3. She didn't shower after the game.
4. We all met up at a part afterwards.
5. They went int he bedroom to fool around.
6. He went down on her [for only about 3 seconds].
7. He comes out of the bedroom pissed and tells everyone that the girl "smells like ass sweat!"
8. They never dated again.

[Brad]

flicker the lobe with the tongue, kiss down the cheek, down the neck around to the other ear....ok im done.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
ok just to go on record, I do not taste like fish

and i do not like my personables referred to as a bowling ball. but then again its better than the guy with the spocker avatar. :lol Ok well i'm bringing my snorkling gear over...

[angelces]

ummmm yeah brad exactly...

and any girl should know not to let the guy go down if theres anything less than fresh going on down there.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
ok just to go on record, I do not taste like fish

I have a good question... I will start with you nips and everyone else feel free to answer. I know a lot of girls who have tasted, and enjoy the taste of thir own juices [whether it's from oral after sex, from kissing after oral, or just from dipping your own finger in to get a taste]. So have you tasted? How? And did you enjoy it?

Personally... I haven't and I wont. I will kiss a girl after oral but not after the money shot, and I won't do oral on a girl after sex either. But that's just me... discuss :D

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
ummmm yeah brad exactly...

and any girl should know not to let the guy go down if theres anything less than fresh going on down there. Yeah and if it's a jungle down there, don't go looking for tigers...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
and any girl should know not to let the guy go down if theres anything less than fresh going on down there.

Or just get a shower with their stank asses!

[angelces]

:lol at sal's comment

[angelces]

Originally posted by slfairless
I have a good question... I will start with you nips and everyone else feel free to answer. I know a lot of girls who have tasted, and enjoy the taste of thir own juices [whether it's from oral after sex, from kissing after oral, or just from dipping your own finger in to get a taste]. So have you tasted? How? And did you enjoy it?

Personally... I haven't and I wont. I will kiss a girl after oral but not after the money shot, and I won't do oral on a girl after sex either. But that's just me... discuss :D

ok I have tasted my own juices before, not bad I must say, I taste a lot better then most guys I've tasted. I've done the whole play with the index finger then suck it off all sexy for a guy. I've kissed (and have no problem kissing) a guy after he goes down on me.

I don't like the way I taste after sex and won't kiss a guy who's willing to go down on me after sex. I've had guys who enjoyed the tastes of themselves in my mouth but its been my experience that most guys are like you shan and don't like the taste or thought of kissing a girl after she's swallowed.

is this TMI yet?

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by slfairless
I have a good question... I will start with you nips and everyone else feel free to answer. I know a lot of girls who have tasted, and enjoy the taste of thir own juices [whether it's from oral after sex, from kissing after oral, or just from dipping your own finger in to get a taste]. So have you tasted? How? And did you enjoy it?


I actually enjoy it! I love to kiss a guy after he gives me oral. It tastes almost sweet and is very sexy.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I actually enjoy it! I love to kiss a guy after he gives me oral. It tastes almost sweet and is very sexy. I'm not too keen on it, That is kissing a girl after she's been down there, although i have to just to make her happy... I just keep thinking it's good for you, but yeah it kinda skeeves me out...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
I've had guys who enjoyed the tastes of themselves in my mouth

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

[JanelleM]

Guys does it turn you on to see a girl like lick your fingers after you pull them out of her, or does it sick you out?

[angelces]

I didn't say you silly... your the one with the "shitty friend" geez to each his own.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I actually enjoy it! I love to kiss a guy after he gives me oral. It tastes almost sweet and is very sexy.

That's usually what gets me talking in bed is when I can tell a girl like to taste herself on my lips. Mmmm... you taste good don't you -- and such! Damn would we have a lot of fun!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Guys does it turn you on to see a girl like lick your fingers after you pull them out of her, or does it sick you out?

Love it.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
I didn't say you silly... your the one with the "shitty friend" geez to each his own.

I know I know... why do you have to start taking shots just cuz I know a guy who like to be shit on ;)

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by slfairless
That's usually what gets me talking in bed is when I can tell a girl like to taste herself on my lips. Mmmm... you taste good don't you -- and such! Damn would we have a lot of fun!
You've done it again to me daddy!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Guys does it turn you on to see a girl like lick your fingers after you pull them out of her, or does it sick you out? Big turn on....

[angelces]

ok, I promise not to kiss you after you cum in my mouth if you promise not to ask me to shit on you... Ok :lol

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
You've done it again to me daddy!

Sorry :(

Errr wait... I'm not sorry! Muhahahaha!!!! :D

[JanelleM]

Guys: what about watching a girl play with herself during or before sex. I had one boyfriend who couldn't get enough and one who thought it was weird. What is you take?

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
ok, I promise not to kiss you after you cum in my mouth if you promise not to ask me to shit on you... Ok :lol

I can make that promise! Unless you want a chili dog? Okay... way gross -- I promise.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
ok, I promise not to kiss you after you cum in my mouth if you promise not to ask me to shit on you... Ok :lol Wow, yea i'll pass on poop... Thanks though!!!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Guys: what about watching a girl play with herself during or before sex. I had one boyfriend who couldn't get enough and one who thought it was weird. What is you take?

I love it all! That is such a huge turn on to me! Lots of time, if I don't feel like going down south, I will watch a girl rub the first one out so I can work hard for the next. By the way -- another talkative time for me :D

[JanelleM]

I think it's hot to just lay there on my back and lightly stoke and rub myself. not necessarily go at myself, but just enough to feel good and give my guy a show. I love to watch him watch.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I think it's hot to just lay there on my back and lightly stoke and rub myself. not necessarily go at myself, but just enough to feel good and give my guy a show. I love to watch him watch. Yeah it's more exciting for me to see a girl just kinda softly go around the lips rather then just sticking her fingers in, OMG i need to go change my boxers!! Excuse me all!!:o

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
not necessarily go at myself

:lol :lol :lol

God that cracked me up for some reason. You painted such a nice picture of yourself in a bed rubbing away and then all of a sudden the picture turned into you "going at yourself" and getting all crazy with a exorcist look on your face. I don't know... it was quite funny!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I think it's hot to just lay there on my back and lightly stoke and rub myself. but just enough to feel good and give my guy a show. I love to watch him watch.

Okay... without the "go at myself" comment -- this is so hot!

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Yeah it's more exciting for me to see a girl just kinda softly go around the lips rather then just sticking her fingers in, OMG i need to go change my boxers!! Excuse me all!!:o

^^^^Yes this is what I meant. Shan you little punk :lol Definitely don't imagine me like that ever again!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
^^^^Yes this is what I meant. Shan you little punk :lol Definitely don't imagine me like that ever again!

I didn't mean it... it just happened and damn was it a funny image! I still can't stop laughing! :lol

[FPrefect61]

This is a little different.

For the girls, does a guy having a pet appealing or not? I have a 7 month old kitten, and she's been helpful at times. :lol

[angelces]

speaking of self gratification i'm going be buying a new toy online... gotta love adam and eve. the problem is... I have no one to enjoy watching me break it in... except for sal peeking in the window of course. :lol

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by slfairless
I didn't mean it... it just happened and damn was it a funny image! I still can't stop laughing! :lol
:lol :lol Glad I could be of service daddy!

Tom: Guys who have pets are usually more loyal and trustworthy and I think it's great. When my guy and I split he wanted to keep the cat and I think that told me a lot about him. Plus it shows you're responsible.

[slfairless]

can you show a pic of the one your buying?

[angelces]

i can't get to that site at work but I will when I get home.

[angelces]

mines a few years old now and after many many hours of fun its getting a little tired. Still works but its fritzy.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by FPrefect61
This is a little different.

For the girls, does a guy having a pet appealing or not? I have a 7 month old kitten, and she's been helpful at times. :lol

I think pets say a lot about a guys personality. A 110 pound rotty says tuff and a 7 month old kitten says sensitive :D

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by JanelleM
:lol :lol Glad I could be of service daddy!

Tom: Guys who have pets are usually more loyal and trustworthy and I think it's great. When my guy and I split he wanted to keep the cat and I think that told me a lot about him. Plus it shows you're responsible.

Even though I torture little Misty every time I get? :lol

Here's a picture of the little monster. :)

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by slfairless
I think pets say a lot about a guys personality. A 110 pound rotty says tuff and a 7 month old kitten says sensitive :D

Sensitive, maybe, but my apartment is too small for a dog. When I get a house, I want to get two black labs. :)

[JanelleM]

Very cute baby kitty! I miss my cat :(

[slfairless]

Originally posted by FPrefect61
Sensitive, maybe, but my apartment is too small for a dog. When I get a house, I want to get two black labs. :)

I was just f*cking with you about the cat. I am not a 'kitty' guy although I like all animals but if I got a cat my rot would prolly want to eat it.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by FPrefect61
Even though I torture little Misty every time I get? :lol

Here's a picture of the little monster. :) Cute pussy:D

[angelces]

you've been waiting for an excuse to say that all day haven't you Sal? :lol

[slfairless]

Man have we all got out of control in this thread! Sheeeeesh!

[angelces]

you love every second of it Shan!

[angelces]

BTW... do tell how did Janelle ever take to calling you daddy?? Inquiring minds want to know. ;)

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I had one boyfriend who couldn't get enough and one who thought it was weird. What is you take?

It's a fun time to watch, but at some point, I can't take NOT participating....

On a side note: Sometimes myself and a girl I used to date would mutually masturbate in unique ways. Example: I would sit up on the bed against the wall while she straddled me on her knees. It would get intense being that close to one another (withing kiss distance) and still using free hands to touch one another.

-Adam

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
you love every second of it Shan!

I know but I haven't got shit done since I started posting in this damn thread. I am going to need to take a break next week :(

[angelces]

welcome back to the den of inequity(sp?) adam.

[angelces]

Originally posted by slfairless
I know but I haven't got shit done since I started posting in this damn thread. I am going to need to take a break next week :(

I'm having similar problems, my to do list is 2 pages long... but its friday, and a holiday and all the important supervisory people are out trick or treating with their kids soo... here I am. :D

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
BTW... do tell how did Janelle ever take to calling you daddy?? Inquiring minds want to know. ;)

What do you mean? Calling me? Who the hell is Janelle? ;)

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
you've been waiting for an excuse to say that all day haven't you Sal? :lol I really have it's been on the tip of my tongue all day, speaking of which... hmmm...

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by slfairless
What do you mean? Calling me? Who the hell is Janelle? ;)
Whore. ;) I don't know how that started, your just daddy!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Whore. ;) I don't know how that started, your just daddy!

The answer is actually pretty simple... cuz I am her daddy! :D What's my name bitches!?!?!? ;)

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
I'm having similar problems, my to do list is 2 pages long... but its friday, and a holiday and all the important supervisory people are out trick or treating with their kids soo... here I am. :D

I am seriously going to have to take a break from the boards next week! Seriously. And I hate it cuz work has been pretty fun!

[JanelleM]

Ang how did we start calling you nips...oh wait :)

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Ang how did we start calling you nips...oh wait :) Wasn't it cause she likes small beers???:confused:

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Ang how did we start calling you nips...oh wait :)

:lol

God you're just full of cracking me up today!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Wasn't it cause she likes small beers???:confused:

Nope... I thought it was cuz she is less filling???:confused:

[angelces]

cause I was stupid and opend my big nipples... I mean mouth

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by angelces
cause I was stupid and opend my big nipples... I mean mouth

:lol :lol We love you for it!

[angelces]

I'm less filling?? Hey if you go away unsatisified its your own damn fault!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
cause I was stupid and opend my big nipples... I mean mouth

:lol

And I am happy you did! I love that big nipple... I mean mouth of yours! :lol

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
I'm less filling?? Hey if you go away unsatisified its your own damn fault!

Ohhh... I forgot, you taste great don't you? ;)

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
cause I was stupid and opend my big nipples... I mean mouth you can open your mouth anytime baby!!;)

[angelces]

you know shan... geographically speaking you are right in the midle of an Angela and Janelle sandwich.... :evil

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
you know shan... geographically speaking you are right in the midle of an Angela and Janelle sandwich.... :evil

I've been wating my whole life for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slfairless]

Bye all!!!! Have a good weekend and I might stop in later :D

[angelces]

what do you say Janelle should we tackle him and not take no for an answer?

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
what do you say Janelle should we tackle him and not take no for an answer?

And you think no will be what's going through my head?

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by angelces
what do you say Janelle should we tackle him and not take no for an answer?
I don't know. He is pretty squirmy! I think we could take him...

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by angelces
welcome back to the den of inequity(sp?) adam.

Yo. Yeah, this thread is a productivity killer to say the least. But I like answering all (well most) of the dirty questions you freaks like to ask. Hope you guys are having a good Halloween. I'm stuck in HTML hell, trying to play catch up on my Web Mastering Course. I'm spending my Halloween at work. Yay. :D

You guys take care.
-Adam

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I don't know. He is pretty squirmy! I think we could take him...

if it makes you girls feel better I can pretend to put up a fight :D

[angelces]

need any help adam... html is what I do when I'm not flirting with randy ants

[JanelleM]

We miss you Adam! PS that was a way hot visual you gave earlier on you and your girl straddling you while you watched underneath...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by digitaldj
Yo. Yeah, this thread is a productivity killer to say the least. But I like answering all (well most) of the dirty questions you freaks like to ask. Hope you guys are having a good Halloween. I'm stuck in HTML hell, trying to play catch up on my Web Mastering Course. I'm spending my Halloween at work. Yay. :D

You guys take care.
-Adam

Same to you! If you need any help with the HTML, or VB Scripts, or Java Scripts or anything like that... let me know cuz it's my $hit :D

[stunnersal]

Ok, i'm sad....No sandwich, no love!!!:( I'm going elsewhere where my tongue and my long soft one are appreciated!!!:(

[angelces]

hey Shan, I thought you were leaving! Just can't get enough of us eh??? ;)

Sal, you know we love you but you've been awefully quiet over there.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
hey Shan, I thought you were leaving! Just can't get enough of us eh??? ;)

Sal, you know we love you but you've been awefully quiet over there. Well you guys were busy over here and i didn't want to be a 4th... It's ok, i'll just voyeur

[angelces]

shall we call you peeping sal?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
shall we call you peeping sal? Yeah cause Tom's not my name...:D

[stunnersal]

alone again....:(

[DMBfan41]

im here with ya sal!

[FPrefect61]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Yeah cause Tom's not my name...:D
HEY! :lol

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by slfairless
Same to you! If you need any help with the HTML, or VB Scripts, or Java Scripts or anything like that... let me know cuz it's my $hit :D
Originally posted by angelces
need any help adam... html is what I do when I'm not flirting with randy ants

Interesting. One thing the internet has taught me is that computer nerds are horny ass motherfuckers.

Originally posted by JanelleM
We miss you Adam! PS that was a way hot visual you gave earlier on you and your girl straddling you while you watched underneath...


And then there are people like Jen, who are just horny.:D
-Adam

[angelces]

yeah we are a horny bunch aren't we...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
yeah we are a horny bunch aren't we... Yea well they all left cause you left us... Some whore you are!!:p

[angelces]

hey i'm at work and technically I'm supposed to be working... I try as hard as I can to put it off but...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
hey i'm at work and technically I'm supposed to be working... I try as hard as I can to put it off but... Well my clothes are still on so you need to pull harder....

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by angelces
is this the same buddy with the poopoo platter on his living room table... because yeah thats too gross... :lol :lol :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by slfairless
I have a good question... I will start with you nips and everyone else feel free to answer. I know a lot of girls who have tasted, and enjoy the taste of thir own juices [whether it's from oral after sex, from kissing after oral, or just from dipping your own finger in to get a taste]. So have you tasted? How? And did you enjoy it?

Personally... I haven't and I wont. I will kiss a girl after oral but not after the money shot, and I won't do oral on a girl after sex either. But that's just me... discuss :D

I think that is the way it is with most guys. Lets face it girls taste better than guys. Yes and yes and I am not say ing how cause I dont' have time gotta run.

[angelces]

you remember that conversation right Stace, that girl wanted to report him to the mods...

See sal, now stace is here and you're not alone any more. :D

[angelces]

oops spoke too soon on that one.. :lol

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
you remember that conversation right Stace, that girl wanted to report him to the mods...

See sal, now stace is here and you're not alone any more. :D Oh i see how you just dish me off...Damn woman, love me and leave me..I see how you are!!:mad:

[angelces]

you know, you are quite sensative for a guy... I wasn't passing you off, just saying you wouldn't be alone in here with stace here. You know I have first dibs living in Jersey. :D

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
you know, you are quite sensative for a guy... I wasn't passing you off, just saying you wouldn't be alone in here with stace here. You know I have first dibs living in Jersey. :D Nice and i hope seconds and thirds as well... you can dib anytime baby!;)

[DMBfan41]

Originally posted by angelces
you know, you are quite sensative for a guy... I wasn't passing you off, just saying you wouldn't be alone in here with stace here. You know I have first dibs living in Jersey. :D

i got first dibs on you, i know that!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by DMBfan41
i got first dibs on you, i know that! You'll have to wait inline my friend... I have seniority...:D

[angelces]

ON that note... I'm going to philly for the night have a good night boys!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
ON that note... I'm going to philly for the night have a good night boys! u too baby...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by digitaldj
Interesting. One thing the internet has taught me is that computer nerds are horny ass motherfuckers.

Hey, watch where you point that 'N' word! To make it more accurate, it should read - "One thing the internet has taught me is that Ants are horny ass motherfuckers." :D

[JanelleM]

Oh look who's back. I knew you'd have a comment about that when you read that!! :lol

[slfairless]

Thanks for getting my back! Now your letting people call me a nerd ;)

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by slfairless
Thanks for getting my back! Now your letting people call me a nerd ;)
Yeah I read it and kind of laughed. I guess I should have said something, but HEY LOOK OVER THERE!

*ducks out of thread*

[slfairless]

No... it's all good. Thank god I was here to defend myself :D I am a knowledge freak... and by no means a nerd! Printed in my high school year book -- "The best two things about Holly High are the Fairless brothers." :lol That still cracks me up!

[JanelleM]

Hey daddy...I think we are alone in here

*takes off pants*

What are you doing right now?

[slfairless]

taking mine off too :D

[slfairless]

ah hell... the activities have been interupted right when I was getting ready to kiss your ear -- a car just showed up so my peeps are rolling in. I have to run -- talk to you later!

[JanelleM]

< Quickly puts pants back on and sneaks out the back door...

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by slfairless
Hey, watch where you point that 'N' word! To make it more accurate, it should read - "One thing the internet has taught me is that Ants are horny ass motherfuckers." :D


Fair enough. One thing the internet has taught me is that Ants (who might happen to be exceptionally knowledgable with a computer) are horny ass motherfuckers.

My previous statement about Jen still stands.:)
-Adam

[JanelleM]

Thanks Adam :lol. I am just horny with no real skills of any one kind, but it's cool.

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by boiii
question for the girls:
1) why are you all fucked in the head and so dramatic. bitches.
2) why arent more of you openly bisexual

cheers.
ken
So I found this and thought it deserved to be brought up again.

1) I try to avoid drama every way possible, though a lot of girls are insecure and that is where this stems. Whether they come from a broken home, or have hang up about their appearance-it's hard to find a girl completely sure of herself. Therefore she is always looking the the guy for reassurance, which the guy can't give=drama.

2) I find girls extremely attractive and do not mind being physical with them. But as far as being in a relationship with one? See question 1. We're crazy!

[Mierk]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Thanks Adam :lol. I am just horny with no real skills of any one kind, but it's cool.

Being horny is a skill in and of itself. Not all girls can master it, but this thread gives me hope!!! :D

--Mark the bored lurker

[angelces]

shouldn't that read mark the board lurker....
:lol

whats up horny ants?

[Mierk]

Originally posted by angelces
shouldn't that read mark the board lurker....
:lol

whats up horny ants?

maybe it should read mark the thread killer :(

[angelces]

nah its not you, everyone thats usually on here isn't online right now. Hows things in AZ mark?

[Spicy McHaggis]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I think it's hot to just lay there on my back and lightly stoke and rub myself. not necessarily go at myself, but just enough to feel good and give my guy a show. I love to watch him watch.
A fantasy of mine is to watch my lady do herself but have the covers on so I can only see her facial expressions. Hot...

[selkiegirl]

That is both sweet in a way and hot...

[DMBfan41]

Originally posted by JanelleM
2) I find girls extremely attractive and do not mind being physical with them. But as far as being in a relationship with one?

Same goes for me and guys. More people should be open to bisexuality i think

[dm40band]

ok i got a question for the ladies:

if you and guy were involved deeply but nothing really happened (you both decided to wait cus right now wasn't the time) and you guys had a secret that you didn't want anyone else to know and then all of sudden you were fighting with this guy and the guy told one of your friend (not close) about your secret, how would you react to it?? like would you stop talking to him or just like talk to him and find out why and go from there?

[angelces]

ok, let me try to understand.

Girl and Guy date.
Girl and Guy have a secret together
Girl and Guy don't sleep together because the time's not right
Girl and Guy ft ight
Girl tells guy's friend Guy's secret. What would the guy do?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
ok, let me try to understand.

Girl and Guy date.
Girl and Guy have a secret together
Girl and Guy don't sleep together because the time's not right
Girl and Guy ft ight
Girl tells guy's friend Guy's secret. What would the guy do? :confused:

[dm40band]

im with you Sal

you got everything right up until the last statement... it was our secret and I told... or are you asking if the situation was reversed???

[angelces]

ok who told the secret to whom?

[dm40band]

Originally posted by angelces
ok who told the secret to whom?

ok i told the secret to our mutual friend (female).... and now she is all butt hurt that i said something and won't talk to me, which i think is really gay and immature but that's just me

[musicmad]

i have a question for the guys....
do you like short girls????

[newscane]

Originally posted by musicmad
i have a question for the guys....
do you like short girls????

yes.

[musicmad]

ok..thats good:D ..cos i'm short

[newscane]

me too. I'm about 5'5". you?

[Number27]

Originally posted by musicmad
i have a question for the guys....
do you like short girls????
yes.

stature does not matter at all

[musicmad]

Originally posted by Number27
yes.

stature does not matter at all

thanks c-los:)

ohh i like that word "stature"...i am small in stature...hmm that sounds better...alot nicer than my-oh-so-loving sister calling me a short-ass munchkin:lol

[Number27]

i am 5' 7" and I take pride in my average stature :lol

[newscane]

livs, you still didn't answer my question ;)

[musicmad]

Originally posted by newscane
me too. I'm about 5'5". you?

i'm 5"1 and a half....boy do i dwell on that half:lol ;)

[newscane]

hehe, I know what you mean. I'm closer to 5'4 and a half, but my license says 5'5", and that's what I usually tell people.

[musicmad]

hehe...its funny cos the rest of my family are pretty average..my mums 5"5...my sisters only 15 but shes already 5"7...and dads 5"11....

[newscane]

my mom is 5'1, dad is 6'1, sister is 16, and around 5', maybe a bit taller... I think she may be taller than my mom.

[musicmad]

thats nice and varied:) ..i find family photos really amusing...its like..mum..dad...jess...ummmm...wheres olivia gone?...pan down..ah..there she is!!!:lol

[newscane]

awww....

[musicmad]

Originally posted by newscane
awww....

:p

[newscane]

I'm not helped by the fact that I'm not only short, but young-looking. Grrr...

[musicmad]

young lookings good...how old r u?

ok i better head off before i fall asleep lol

later;)

[newscane]

24... turning 25 on Feb. 2. Oy... 25...

[smythe]

Originally posted by slfairless
ah hell... the activities have been interupted right when I was getting ready to kiss your ear -- a car just showed up so my peeps are rolling in. I have to run -- talk to you later!

Oh please, get real.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by smythe
Oh please, get real.

It's was meant in fun -- get a f'ing life. Do you not have anything better to do then to come on here to find things to pass judgments about?

[slfairless]

Originally posted by musicmad
i have a question for the guys....
do you like short girls????

Love 'em!

[mrottondo]

short brunette girls, and if they wear glasses..much better :)
can't forget the busty factor too

[angelces]

well i got the busy part and the brunette part

[smythe]

Originally posted by slfairless
It's was meant in fun -- get a f'ing life. Do you not have anything better to do then to come on here to find things to pass judgments about?

Like I said, get real.

[angelces]

if you don't like that kind of talk i suggest you don't frequent this thread

[Brad]

Originally posted by angelces
well i got the busy part and the brunette part

how you doin' ;)

[newscane]

Originally posted by Marcelo
short brunette girls, and if they wear glasses..much better :)
can't forget the busty factor too

good points, very good points.

[Number27]

Originally posted by smythe
Like I said, get real.
Follow your own advice for once.

[Brad]

hey man, just keep it real

[DMBfan41]

Would any girls be interested in having sex with a 17 year old?

[katedid81]

maybe in 5 years

[Spicy McHaggis]

Originally posted by dm40band
ok i told the secret to our mutual friend (female).... and now she is all butt hurt that i said something and won't talk to me, which i think is really gay and immature but that's just me
Depends... if the secret was that her favorite color was blue, she's being immature. If it's that she always secretly hated your mutual friend, you're a moron. The bottomline is you DID violate her confidence.

[musicmad]

busty and brunette..check check;)

[DMBfan41]

Originally posted by katedid81
maybe in 5 years

i'll keep that in mind. 2008, we're gonna have sex!

[dancergirl40ky]

Morning All you sexy beasts, did you miss me? Had a grat weekend. Justin's team won the soccer tournament so it was full of excitement. The team went to Hooters for dinner and Justin got and T and had it signed by all the girls. 14 year olds fantasy I imagine. He couldn't thank me enough. Gonna try to catch up a little. I'll be around.

[mrottondo]

Hooters!!! i'll go there some day :D

now...i'm leaving for some classes...argh

[slfairless]

G'morning everyone!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by smythe
Like I said, get real.

What would you think about going to fuck yourself? Yeah, I think that is in order. Oh c'mon... don't be scared of it -- you are man enough to handle yourself aren't you? Just know that all of us here are pulling for you :D

[digitaldj]

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn!




Yeah bro, if you don't like our thread that's okay. "Some people do and some people don't/but it's okay cause it's meant to be that way."

-adam:monkey

[JanelleM]

Good morning dears! How was everyone's weekend? Mine was fantabulous!!!

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by musicmad
i'm 5"1 and a half....boy do i dwell on that half:lol ;)

I 5'1" only, I don't hav a half to dwell on.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Good morning dears! How was everyone's weekend? Mine was fantabulous!!!

Glad to see you made it back in one piece! ;)

Mine was fabulous too!!!!!

[stunnersal]

Good Morning sluts and whores!!!!:D


-sal

[Spicy McHaggis]

Hellooooooo!

[angelces]

good morning pimps, playaz and hos.

Why was your weekend fantabulous Jen?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
good morning pimps, playaz and hos.

Why was your weekend fantabulous Jen? Morning sexy bitch! :p

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Good morning dears! How was everyone's weekend? Mine was fantabulous!!!


I spent the weekend loading planes at the Air Force base (I'm in the reserves). But I went on a nice date last night. The nicest one in a long year of dating on and off with different people.

-Adam

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
good morning pimps, playaz and hos.

Hey you!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by digitaldj
But I went on a nice date last night. The nicest one in a long year of dating on and off with different people.Adam

Give us the run down bro -- stats, event, etc.

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by angelces
good morning pimps, playaz and hos.

Why was your weekend fantabulous Jen?
Hey Girly! My weekend was way too fun. Lots of partying! Tucson for Halloween, went to the ASU Homecoming game Saturday, got a kiss from an adorable guy, made some new friends, just lots of fun! How was yours Ang?

[JanelleM]

Adam! Good for you! How was it and what did you do?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Hey Girly! My weekend was way too fun. Lots of partying! Tucson for Halloween, went to the ASU Homecoming game Saturday, got a kiss from an adorable guy, made some new friends, just lots of fun! How was yours Ang? Just a kiss, was there tongue?? Cmon details!!!:D

[angelces]

It was alright, spent some QT with dad before he went off to Vegas on business for 2 weeks. Spent some QT with myself (no not like that) and didn't talk to any of the boys that cause me drama all weekend. So I would have to say it was good. :D

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
It was alright, spent some QT with dad before he went off to Vegas on business for 2 weeks. Spent some QT with myself (no not like that) and didn't talk to any of the boys that cause me drama all weekend. So I would have to say it was good. :D Alone time can be good sometimes... I wish i could have more of that sometimes...

[slfairless]

Me too! My social life is very busy [which is a lot of fun] but part of the price that comes with that is I don't get much time to myself. I love those days where I can turn my phone off, lock the door, and veg out on the couch over some football all by myself!

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Just a kiss, was there tongue?? Cmon details!!!:D

I guess it was a big kiss then. We left the paty to take a walk and he just kissed me. He was very cool and we were set up by a mutual friend. But I don't want to pursue it. He is leaving for Ireland for a year and he lives in Tucson. Not a good combo!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I guess it was a big kiss then. We left the paty to take a walk and he just kissed me. He was very cool and we were set up by a mutual friend. But I don't want to pursue it. He is leaving for Ireland for a year and he lives in Tucson. Not a good combo! Ahh that sux, not a good combo at all... Well maybe better luck at the next party....:)

[JanelleM]

Yep there is always next time...So Sal did you get your LA tix? I got mine :) How was your weekend?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Yep there is always next time...So Sal did you get your LA tix? I got mine :) How was your weekend? Yes i did..I booked my flight already, so yeah i'm all set... I can't wait! And we got to hangout too, look forward;) But yeah, my weekend was ok, i had to work but it was fine nonetheless...And the weather today is beautiful, which is always a good thing...

[angelces]

I'm tired of having every spare second planned out, Its really running me ragid. All I want to do is get to the gym but I really haven't had time. Which sucks because I'm not one of the ones who are so fortunate to be able to stay away from the gym for too long without

[angelces]

Hey Sal.. I got MSG tickets this weekend WOO HOO!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
Hey Sal.. I got MSG tickets this weekend WOO HOO! Awesome!!! You best be coming to hang out and drink beforehand!! :D

[angelces]

hmmm I'll have to talk my buddy into coming but you know I'm game... where are we drinking?

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Adam! Good for you! How was it and what did you do?


We went and ate out at AppleBee's and saw a movie. Doesn't sound all that exciting. It was weird, was the first time I felt like I didn't have to impress someone. She looked wonderful and like she didn't even try. I didn't have to worry about finding conversation because she was more than adequate at keeping it interesting. Every now and again she would mention other things we should go and do together. When I got the bill for dinner, she kept insisting that she pay her half (I haven't heard that in sooooo long). I found out we share a ton of interests from artsy-fartsy weirdo movies (I mean, she wanted to see Kill Bill), to eclectic music (including DMB!), a passion for health and the ocean. We laughed alot. Before we said goodnight, we made plans to get together later in the week.

I kept my game tight. Was sure to tell her how nice she looked right after I said hello, got the bill anyway (she said she would get dinner next time), got the door for her and behaved myself, mainly because it was so easy to. It was nice, very nice. Before we said goodnight, we made plans to go out again. No tension, no nervousness, just warm good company. Ahhhh....Well I gotta go study, I'll talk to you crazies later.
-Adam

[slfairless]

Did you get good seats nips? I got decent tix to Allstate -- I am just happy to be going though... after getting the shaft by the wh!

[slfairless]

That's cool -- good for you Adam!

[angelces]

nips will be secion 114 6 rows back behind the stage and to the right. better than nosebleeds. where are you sittin?

[JanelleM]

Adam that was do good to hear! I love when that happens! Good luck to you. Well this thread is totally of course---anyone have any good topics?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
hmmm I'll have to talk my buddy into coming but you know I'm game... where are we drinking? A place call The Tempest, formerly the Garden Tavern, it's right across the street... I will be there around 3 that day...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
nips will be secion 114 6 rows back behind the stage and to the right. better than nosebleeds. where are you sittin?

Section 101 :D

[JanelleM]

So guys, why does it take forever for you guys to come after you have been drinking? And why do you insist on keeping going even though you know you may never come? I mean isn't it ilke enough already- I am too tired?

[dancergirl40ky]

Did you get them from Warehouse, if so how did you find out where your seat are? I was confirmed for my tickets I just don't know where they are.

[Mark]

Originally posted by JanelleM
So guys, why does it take forever for you guys to come after you have been drinking? And why do you insist on keeping going even though you know you may never come? I mean isn't it ilke enough already- I am too tired?

it takes so long because alcohol, in effect, numbs the penis so we can't feel as much as we can when we are sober.

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by Mark
it takes so long because alcohol, in effect, numbs the penis so we can't feel as much as we can when we are sober.
Really!?! I never knew that! I always thought it was because you were tired or unfocused or something. So what feels the best when you are drunk? My boyfriend always insisted getting head was the best thing.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
So guys, why does it take forever for you guys to come after you have been drinking?

Alcohol slows all senses… including the sensations of our love muscles :D

Originally posted by JanelleM
And why do you insist on keeping going even though you know you may never come? I mean isn't it ilke enough already- I am too tired?

To stop would be like taking 3 hours to cook a meal and then being too tired to eat it when it's done. F#ck that -- I am one that always finishes what I start.

[Mark]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Really!?! I never knew that! I always thought it was because you were tired or unfocused or something. So what feels the best when you are drunk? My boyfriend always insisted getting head was the best thing.

getting head is great because we don't have to do anything.

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by slfairless


To stop would be like taking 3 hours to cook a meal and then being too tired to eat it when it's done. F#ck that -- I am one that always finishes what I start.
Good call! I never thought about it that way. God bless you dirty men!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
My boyfriend always insisted getting head was the best thing.

That wasn't just cuz he was drunk... it was cuz he didn't have to do any of the work and you are missing a gag relex! :D

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by Mark
getting head is great because we don't have to do anything. WRONG, we have push the giver's head :evil

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by slfairless
That wasn't just cuz he was drunk... it was cuz he didn't have to do any of the work and you are missing a gag relex! :D
Yeah I don't think there was a time he ever minded :) He just wanted it especially when he was drunk! and not missing one, but having control over it :)

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by Marcelo
WRONG, we have push the giver's head :evil


:eek: :lol
-Adam

[slfairless]

Originally posted by Marcelo
WRONG, we have push the giver's head :evil

:lol

Be careful cuz if the girl is smart, she might drag her teeth every time you push her head to teach you the cause and effect theory :D

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Yeah I don't think there was a time he ever minded :) He just wanted it especially when he was drunk! and not missing one, but having control over it :)

missing... controlling... how ever you want to spell it -- it makes my toes curl just thinking about it!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by slfairless
:lol

Be careful cuz if the girl is smart, she might drag her teeth every time you push her head to teach you the cause and effect theory :D That's no love bite that's for sure....:eek:

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by slfairless
:lol

Be careful cuz if the girl is smart, she might drag her teeth every time you push her head to teach you the cause and effect theory :D

Good Answer.

[slfairless]

Definitely no love bite! You really can't blame a girl if you think about it... a girl has you literally balls deep in her throat, the last thing she wants is someone else deciding how far back you get to go. Sit back and relax and let her run the show :D

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by slfairless
:lol

Be careful cuz if the girl is smart, she might drag her teeth every time you push her head to teach you the cause and effect theory :D hahahah well, it's a situation that needs to be tested, you push once, therefore if NOT(Teeth)=1 then Push + NOT(Teeth) = Thumbs up

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by slfairless
Definitely no love bite! You really can't blame a girl if you think about it... a girl has you literally balls deep in her throat, the last thing she wants is someone else deciding how far back you get to go. Sit back and relax and let her run the show :D Yea i agree... It's a one man show...Well one girl show in this case...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by Marcelo
hahahah well, it's a situation that needs to be tested, you push once, therefore if NOT(Teeth)=1 then Push + NOT(Teeth) = Thumbs up

:lol

[dancergirl40ky]

You can touch, just don't push. and if you go for the back of my head I am off. You may not mean to but in the throws of passion, things happen.

[mrottondo]

ouchies...

[dancergirl40ky]

Hi Marc, I just saw your dog, what a cutie.

[mrottondo]

hi Stacie :) yeah, she's my cuuuutie :D

[dancergirl40ky]

and I thought I was,

[mrottondo]

;) you know you are , she's my cutie in the doggie world!

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
You can touch, just don't push. and if you go for the back of my head I am off. You may not mean to but in the throws of passion, things happen. Yeah i can understand that...although once in my life i would a love a girl to just take it like a porn star and not care that i grab her hair like bike handles and steer...

[mrottondo]

porn stars get paid :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by Marcelo
;) you know you are , she's my cutie in the doggie world!

Oh Ok then, I am your cutie in the older woman world;)

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by Marcelo
porn stars get paid :lol I'd pay for that! Well maybe not!:D

[dancergirl40ky]

then I suggest you find yourself a porn star and remember they have some pretty hefty contracts.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
then I suggest you find yourself a porn star and remember they have some pretty hefty contracts. That's not the only hefty things i hope they have... :p

[dancergirl40ky]

eh some do , some don't.

[dancergirl40ky]

As much as I love sex, I can not imagine doing that for a living.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
As much as I love sex, I can not imagine doing that for a living. I can...i at one time thought about it, cause i felt like it was the only thing i was good at....

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Oh Ok then, I am your cutie in the older woman world;) you taught me all i know!!! ;)

[Brad]

i could :D

[Brad]

oooo oooo i tried the 8 shallow 1 deep approach and my gf really liked it :cool:

[mrottondo]

Brad-O !!

[Brad]

sup dawg?

[angelces]

I thought it was 9 shallow 1 deep... i will have to remember that if I can ever get laid again :(

[mrottondo]

pimpin' it up!

[Brad]

well i remembered what i could, and tried from there. i didnt want to say "hold on, let me check my computer first"

[slfairless]

Originally posted by Brad
oooo oooo i tried the 8 shallow 1 deep approach and my gf really liked it :cool:

Always works! Spice it up a bit and do 8:1, 6:1, 3:3, 8:1, etc.

[JanelleM]

Guys-try anging down upon penetration and then pushing her hips down and angling up (against the G-spot) when you pull out. This always works for me! Man I need some sex...

[angelces]

sigh... must be lunch time cause everyone's awefuly quiet...

[angelces]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Man I need some sex...

why you're at it, can you find me some too?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
sigh... must be lunch time cause everyone's awefuly quiet... No just getting hornier....ahhh sex please??? :(

[slfairless]

Originally posted by JanelleM
Man I need some sex...

Man I need some Jen...

[Brad]

Originally posted by slfairless
Always works! Spice it up a bit and do 8:1, 6:1, 3:3, 8:1, etc. yeah i changed what i did a little bit :)

[dancergirl40ky]

Guys , have you ever had a count down?

[Brad]

explain

[dancergirl40ky]

Well, it is a hand job and I always use lube. I start with 10 strokes down, alternating hands, then 10 strokes up and then 9 and 9 and so on. It drives my husband nuts.

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by slfairless
Man I need some Jen...

Thanks daddy I need some of you too! It's not like I can't find sex, I am just being real picky. Like Friday night-that guy Brody I kissed was way hot, nice, and funny-but when he asked me to go home with him I couldn't do it. Not that that is bad, but I had a perfect chance and couldn't pull the trigger. But I will share if I find some lovin' Ang!