Ask the opposite sex

[angelces]

send it to my hotmail jen and I'll shrink it for you.

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by stunnersal
yea i know i do...i don't know what though...and i am quite flexible btw...;)

I am

[angelces]

sal I'll find you one. :lol

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by angelces
send it to my hotmail jen and I'll shrink it for you.
You are so good to me! Ok it's on it's way...

[angelces]

what do you think of this one for sal.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
what do you think of this one for sal. that works...

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by angelces
what do you think of this one for sal.
That's the one! Ang where do you like to find avatars?

[angelces]

the title should be, "you know you want this!"

:lol

[angelces]

I just browse photo sites.

[cutigerbtf]

Originally posted by angelces
I just browse photo sites.

hey me too, but... for alternate reasons. ;)

by the way- i think you could find a better avatar than the tongue stud

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
the title should be, "you know you want this!"

:lol Yea that will keep me in business....

[angelces]

Originally posted by cutigerbtf
by the way- i think you could find a better avatar than the tongue stud

I'm sure he could but it fits him, he's always talking about his mad tongue skills. :p

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
I'm sure he could but it fits him, he's always talking about his mad tongue skills. :p soon will you....:p

[cutigerbtf]

http://www.luckydevilbodypiercing.com/images/tongue/tongue---rick.jpg

[angelces]

do you have a stud sal, because I can edit it out if you want just the tongue.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
do you have a stud sal, because I can edit it out if you want just the tongue. Nahh no stud, just tongue....

[dancergirl40ky]

Out for a while, ciao

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Out for a while, ciao bye stace

[angelces]

like so...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
like so... wonderful....

[angelces]

you do know how to make that your avatar right?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
you do know how to make that your avatar right? um no...i'm dumb!:(

[cutigerbtf]

I'd like to start something new in here, just for kicks...

if you have had an orgasm for the day [doesn't matter how you got it] just post an "O" like this...



O


[mine for the day ;)]

[stunnersal]

can i post an x if no???

[JanelleM]

Ang-did you get my avatar?

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by cutigerbtf
I'd like to start something new in here, just for kicks...

if you have had an orgasm for the day [doesn't matter how you got it] just post an "O" like this...



O


[mine for the day ;)]
nOt yet :(

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
nOt yet :( what are you waiting for???

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by stunnersal
what are you waiting for???
...Have to get home first!

[angelces]

me too.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
...Have to get home first! oh ok well i'll wait for you in bed...Hurry up!!:p

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
me too. ok well i'll wait for both of you then....

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by stunnersal
oh ok well i'll wait for you in bed...Hurry up!!:p
I'm bringing home a friend today. Her name is Angela-is that OK with you?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by JanelleM
I'm bringing home a friend today. Her name is Angela-is that OK with you? well only if i can watch...

[angelces]

Sal,

save that image to your hard drive
go to User CP >
Edit Options >
Change Avatar >
Browse and find the file on your hard drive >
Hit submit

To change the text above the avatar
Go to Edit Profile >
then enter your "custom user text"

Make sure you hit save and thats it

[angelces]

girl you know I could rock your world!

[JanelleM]

Originally posted by angelces
girl you know I could rock your world!
:lol Definitely. Ang did you get my avatar?

[Brad]

Originally posted by angelces
like so... how did you remove the ball?

[angelces]

photoshop and my little friend called the rubber stamper tool :D

[angelces]

yes I know I'm GOOOoooood :D :D

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
Sal,

save that image to your hard drive
go to User CP >
Edit Options >
Change Avatar >
Browse and find the file on your hard drive >
Hit submit

To change the text above the avatar
Go to Edit Profile >
then enter your "custom user text"

Make sure you hit save and thats it ooh i love it when you tell me what to do...:p

[angelces]

Originally posted by JanelleM
:lol Definitely. Ang did you get my avatar?

no ma'am did you send it to the right address?

[Brad]

i figured. im still learning the ins and outs of it. i love playing with it.

[angelces]

^ you dirty dog you!

[Brad]

what? i was talking about photoshop

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
^ you dirty dog you! it says not a valid hgif or jpg something like that...i dunno:confused:

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by stunnersal
it says not a valid hgif or jpg something like that...i dunno:confused: ok don't leave my tongue hanging...

[angelces]

huh?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
huh? it didn't work...forget it it's ok...the real thing is better

[angelces]

did you open the image and then right click on it to save or did you just right click on the link on the board and hit save target as...

[angelces]

here you go jen

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
did you open the image and then right click on it to save or did you just right click on the link on the board and hit save target as... i dunno..i'll try again tomorrow... my tongue huts from all the clicking...

[angelces]

open the image I posted
right click on the image and choose save picture

[JanelleM]

OK lets see if this works...thanks Ang!

[angelces]

glad I could be of assistance. :D

[Brad]

shake it like a polaroid picture

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
glad I could be of assistance. :D i'm still waiting for my assitance....:p

[angelces]

you'll get yours later :evil

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
you'll get yours later :evil grrr. can't wait....;)

[cutigerbtf]

what kind of underwear are the people sporting tonight?

<--- boxers, thicker material, vertical light blue and off-white alternating stripes

[StephDMBCrush]

<--- for this girl, tonight its just plain white victorias secret bikini cut. boring but oh well ;)

[dancingjimi]

<---- What a surprise, Taryn isn't weaing any....as usual.

[maxpower]

I've got a question for the women here.

Do you set the oven to 350 degrees or 450 degrees when making cookies??





















*ducks hard, blunt objects being thrown*

[StephDMBCrush]

350...otherwise they will burn...:)

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by maxpower
I've got a question for the women here.

Do you set the oven to 350 degrees or 450 degrees when making cookies??




*ducks hard, blunt objects being thrown*



350 dogg

[maxpower]

Say I want them to cook REALLY fast.

575?

[StephDMBCrush]

haha...i dont believe thats an option

[recentlytrippin]

Originally posted by maxpower
Say I want them to cook REALLY fast.

575?



Or just eat the dough, and risk food poisoning.

[maxpower]

Originally posted by StephDMBCrush
haha...i dont believe thats an option

Dammit! :violent

The CEO at General Electric will be getting QUITE the letter in the mail.

[StephDMBCrush]

speaking of underwear color, what is everyone's favorite pj's?

[maxpower]

Originally posted by recentlytrippin
Or just eat the dough, and risk food poisoning.

hmmmmm. . .

[willnole]

Martha Stewart to the rescue!

*high fives Rob*

[maxpower]

Originally posted by StephDMBCrush
speaking of underwear color, what is everyone's favorite pj's?

My flannel penguin PJ's. :)

[dancingjimi]

soccer shorts and a tank top, not actual pj's, but it works for me!!!

[StephDMBCrush]

hey, baking in an oven at 350 is much quicker than baking in an easy bake oven...with a LIGHT BULB as the heat source...when i was little, i would wait for like 4 hours for my "cake" to bake that was the size of a quarter...

[maxpower]

Originally posted by StephDMBCrush
hey, baking in an oven at 350 is much quicker than baking in an easy bake oven...with a LIGHT BULB as the heat source...when i was little, i would wait for like 4 hours for my "cake" to bake that was the size of a quarter...

It just needs more power.

Instead of a wussy 100 watt light bulb, shove one of them halogen light bulbs in there. Guaranteed to bake your cake in 3.7 seconds or your money back!

[cutigerbtf]

i sleep in boxers, be it june or january.

taryn, how you doin'?;)

[willnole]

or one of those new Xenon bulbs for really nice cars

[maxpower]

Originally posted by willnole
or one of those new Xenon bulbs for really nice cars

Nice!

We're gonna rock as dads, yo.

[dancingjimi]

Well Ben, I am excellently well, but I'm close to spectacular...



can't get that cd out of my head.

[digitaldj]

Whoa membership totally changed in here for a the last few pages. Hey what up guys? This is the perv thread. Please enjoy your stay!:D

-Adam

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by StephDMBCrush
speaking of underwear color, what is everyone's favorite pj's?
My birthday suit...I can't stand having clothes on in bed, they get too tangled up...

[Brad]

i wear boxers in bed.

[selkiegirl]

I sleep with Boxers in my bed...4 of them...:)

[StephDMBCrush]

my fave pj's is my victorias secret set...its just a white tank top and white undie type things...so comfy and plain, but i like em :)

[Brad]

me too

[dancergirl40ky]

Body by Victoria, bikinis, these are pale pink and burgundy stripe.

PJ's - I like short night gowns and no panties, the one tonight is pink cotton , with eyelet lace.

[mrottondo]

boxers here too

[cutigerbtf]

Originally posted by cutigerbtf
I'd like to start something new in here, just for kicks...

if you have had an orgasm for the day [doesn't matter how you got it] just post an "O" like this...



O


[mine for the day ;)]

for those that might have missed this post earlier.

[StephDMBCrush]

O O O O O O O O O......and then I lost count...;)

[Mierk]

Originally posted by StephDMBCrush
O O O O O O O O O......and then I lost count...;)

Wow...somebody had a good day!!!:D

[StephDMBCrush]

:angel

[angelces]

victoria secret is a good girl's friend, but fredericks is for those of us that are naughty...

right now its victoria's secret navy cotton thongs. But in a minute it will be nothing, sleeping naked is the best thing since cookie dough!

[RuggerSelkie]

I usually just come in shocked and awed...but here goes.

What do girls like anyway? Guys have bosoms to play with and most girls think penises are not cool, and you have your own butt....so what is it.

This may have been asked already cuz it seems like a pretty simple question.

[misanthropes]

Why are women carrier monkeys?? everytime i meet a new girl they get me sick

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by misanthropes
Why are women carrier monkeys?? everytime i meet a new girl they get me sick Well stop picking up girls in the champagne room...there's no sex in there anyway.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
I usually just come in shocked and awed...but here goes.

What do girls like anyway? Guys have bosoms to play with and most girls think penises are not cool, and you have your own butt....so what is it.

This may have been asked already cuz it seems like a pretty simple question. hmm, for me; eyes, no joke. and hair, and personality is a big turn on. soo big.

i like men's thighs too...

i'm not into those shiny, huge waxed guys either. soft and natural is just fine.

and on a penis note: they aren't always pretty to the eye, but they are interesting...and soo soft to the touch.

[RuggerSelkie]

A girl once told me that ankles are sexy.

Okay.

[katedid81]

Originally posted by landsharkrugger
A girl once told me that ankles are sexy.

Okay. that's just odd to me

[dancergirl40ky]

The whole package and "the package"

I have a thing for lips, kissing is the best thing in the world and lips are key. Teeth are very important.

No need to be greatly buff, but nice condition is good.

Of course this is all physical and doesn't even work if the guy is a jerk, who can't make me smile and laugh. Personality and sence on humor. There are many guys on Ants that I think have a great sence of humor. Seems I am always laughing when I sit here.

[selkiegirl]

I love a man who can get down on the floor and wrestle with my dogs...it just makes me smile so much. I adore a great sense of humor, laughing together makes all the troubles in the world disappear. Eyes...I want to get lost in his eyes. For some reason, hands are really beautiful to me. I love artistic hands, watching them play a guitar...mmm:) As far as the package goes, it actually turns me on to watch a guy touching himself, watching it change shape, seeing the feeling of bliss on his face...then I just jump him and it's all good:) Oh...and a must is a talented mouth, lips, tongue, a kiss that sends shivers.

[slfairless]

G'morning peeps :D

[selkiegirl]

Morning back at ya:) Did you sleep well? Good dreams? Morning wood? :)

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Morning to you

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I love a man who can get down on the floor and wrestle with my dogs...it just makes me smile so much. I adore a great sense of humor, laughing together makes all the troubles in the world disappear. Eyes...I want to get lost in his eyes. For some reason, hands are really beautiful to me. I love artistic hands, watching them play a guitar...mmm:) As far as the package goes, it actually turns me on to watch a guy touching himself, watching it change shape, seeing the feeling of bliss on his face...then I just jump him and it's all good:) Oh...and a must is a talented mouth, lips, tongue, a kiss that sends shivers.

I wrestled with my dog this morning right after I finished playing him a song on my guitar... and boy could I make you shiver! ;)

[selkiegirl]

Ya, ya, you say that to every girl on the forum...you'll be a busy man with all your talk...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Morning back at ya:) Did you sleep well? Good dreams? Morning wood? :)

I did -- thanks! I had some crazy dreams last night... not sure why but weird stuff. No morning wood :(

What about you?

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Ya, ya, you say that to every girl on the forum...you'll be a busy man with all your talk...

:lol :lol :lol

Way to put me out there on front street!

[slfairless]

G'morning Stace! :D

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
I did -- thanks! I had some crazy dreams last night... not sure why but weird stuff. No morning wood :(

What about you?
It was another dreamless sleep...I was exhausted, drove Kell to the airport at 3:30 a.m., cleaned house, danced for an hour (that felt AWESOME!) played with the dogs, fed all the animals twice, etc. etc. No morning wood for me:)

[dancergirl40ky]

wow you have had a full day and it is only 8:12

[selkiegirl]

That was yesterday:) Today I am going to make myself chill a bit, but I WILL be dancing, this time for more than a measly hour:)

[dancergirl40ky]

Well I need to go fold some laundry and such, I'll b around

[selkiegirl]

Big change in weather from yesterday to today...I hung all my clothes outside yesterday, no such luck today. It's getting a bit chilly now and the sun is hiding her pretty little face:(

[mrottondo]

hi all, here i am at work and i'm not really enjoying it

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by Marcelo
hi all, here i am at work and i'm not really enjoying it

Well if it makes you feel any better, I'm at home and I'm not enjoying it....Woke up sick. Bad headache, worse achiness. And I did absolutely no partying last night.....:(
-Adam

[angelces]

good morning... *rubs eyes* going to bed at 4 and waking up at 8 to go to work isn't fun.

[mrottondo]

i hope you feel better soon Adam, best wishes from Uruguay

and no Angela..that's no fun at all, i went to bed at 5 and woke up at 10..so i feel your pain

[slfairless]

Hey Ang :D

[thegreatr1]

neither is getting home from a 2 hr hockey practice at 2 am, then having to be up at 9:30

[angelces]

wow seems like everyone's in a good mood this morning :rolleyes:

what are we talkin about?

[slfairless]

MacHead - any thoughts?

[mrottondo]

i'm not in a bad mood..i just want my work to end :)

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by slfairless
MacHead - any thoughts?


Discussions like this always make me wonder if anyone in the band comes to these boards. They could learn alot about their fans....
Dave: "Hey Carter, what do you say we put that 'MacHead' on the next album? The kids are wanting it......"
Carter: "You know my wife mentioned the same thing to me this morning...."

:lol

-Adam

[slfairless]

Originally posted by digitaldj
Discussions like this always make me wonder if anyone in the band comes to these boards. They could learn alot about their fans....


I posted Jake's article about MacHead over on Nancies and I am hoping Steve Harris of Flaming Moe will stop in the thread and drop a little insight on us but it hasn't happened yet. We will see :D

[angelces]

yeah I've often wondered that about dave and the band myself. But then i was thinking how depressing that would be. Here you are busting your ass and putting on 4 and 5 shows a week and all people can do is complain. No matter how great of a show gets put on people still complain. There were people who didn't have a good time at CP. I'd rather be ignorantly happy with the knowledge that I still put on a good show than annoyed that no matter how hard I try I can't please my fans.

[angelces]

do you hang out on nancies as well shan?

[cutigerbtf]

um- there is a machead thread over in DMBc

and the band does visit the boards from time to time.

[angelces]

yeah we know... ok back on topic.

I want to post an O for today, it was before I went to bed but it was at 3.30 this morning so I think it counts for today

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
do you hang out on nancies as well shan?

very little... just wanted to get SH and FM input on the articles :D

[slfairless]

Originally posted by cutigerbtf
um- there is a machead thread over in DMBc

and the band does visit the boards from time to time.

I know.

And how do you know they visit?

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
yeah we know... ok back on topic.

I want to post an O for today, it was before I went to bed but it was at 3.30 this morning so I think it counts for today

Good job -- none for me until tonight :D

[selkiegirl]

Not a one, not yesterday or today...what's with that?:)

[slfairless]

batteries run dry on ya? ;)

[selkiegirl]

Nope...just haven't put them to use...I have a bunch all recharged and ready, but my thoughts are elsewhere I suppose:)

[angelces]

yeah mine too. I was thinking of all you kinky people in the sex thread before I started last night. I was debating whether or not I should, its been like 4 days and it was like 3am. SO I wondered what you people would do in my situation. That brought a smile to my face and made my decision. :D

[slfairless]

Did you picture yourself lying in bed surround by all of us pleasuring you? :D

[angelces]

I might have...

[angelces]

:evil

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
Did you picture yourself lying in bed surround by all of us pleasuring you? :D
Apparently, we would only have to think of the master in order to shiver uncontrollably. Or so he says...

[slfairless]

:lol Stop it! I never claimed to be the master... I just said I care enough to know she is feeling good.

EDIT: What's with busting my balls today?

[angelces]

^ so he (^^^) says :lol

[slfairless]

You ass holes -- I am taking my toys and going home!

[angelces]

were are all the rest of the pervs?? Sal and Jen haven't made an appearance and everyone else is aweful quiet...

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
:lol Stop it! I never claimed to be the master... I just said I care enough to know she is feeling good.

EDIT: What's with busting my balls today?
Busting balls...sounds interesting...

[angelces]

Originally posted by slfairless
You ass holes -- I am taking my toys and going home!

wow, i hope your kidding. You know we love you!

[selkiegirl]

We do, we do!!! Hugs and kisses!!! Please don't take your toys away!!!:)

[slfairless]

Of course I am kidding... I'm taking my toys and going home -- didn't you ever use that line as a kid? :D

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Busting balls...sounds interesting...

Not so interesting if you're the one being busted!

[angelces]

yes, but you scared us! :D :lol

[selkiegirl]

Yes...well, no...but if I did, well, I would have then taken my toys and gone home, like I said.

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
Not so interesting if you're the one being busted!
<Was imagining the feel of balls busting against, well, you know,...smiled, almost went to lay down...

[angelces]

hey now, none of that! us 9-5ers can't indulge neither should you :evil

[selkiegirl]

Okay...thoughts turn to other things, not as much fun, but I'll try my best to respect the fact that you can't indulge right now...besides, the wait will make the end result even better.

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
<Was imagining the feel of balls busting against, well, you know,...smiled, almost went to lay down...

ahhhh!!! I was having a more violent image of you standing there with two big rocks saying... get your ass over here and me saying yes maaaaaaaaam. I like your image much better :D

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Okay...thoughts turn to other things, not as much fun, but I'll try my best to respect the fact that you can't indulge right now...besides, the wait will make the end result even better.

I love how you randomly step away to rub one out in the middle of talking to us :D

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
ahhhh!!! I was having a more violent image of you standing there with two big rocks saying... get your ass over here and me saying yes maaaaaaaaam. I like your image much better :D
Yes maaaaaaam...that would come when I had on my chaps and was slapping a crop on the palm of my hand...

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
I love how you randomly step away to rub one out in the middle of talking to us :D
Haven't rubbed one out yet...I'm trying to wait until you all have that pleasure as well...

[angelces]

hahaha, yesterday shan was the one dishin' it out, today he's on the receiving end of the spanking. :lol

[selkiegirl]

It's come full circle...give and take...:)

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Yes maaaaaaam...that would come when I had on my chaps and was slapping a crop on the palm of my hand...

I will answer how ever you like as long as you don't hit me with that crop!

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Haven't rubbed one out yet...I'm trying to wait until you all have that pleasure as well...

Go ahead and do your thing... this way we are almost a part of it. As a matter of fact, you should think of the three of us [you, me, and Ang] while your doing it and report back with how good we were :D

[selkiegirl]

Well...okay...I suppose the crop could just be a scare tactic...

[slfairless]

Originally posted by angelces
hahaha, yesterday shan was the one dishin' it out, today he's on the receiving end of the spanking. :lol

I just needed someone to put me in my place :D

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by slfairless
Go ahead and do your thing... this way we are almost a part of it. As a matter of fact, you should think of the three of us [you, me, and Ang] while your doing it and report back with how good we were :D
Hmmm...storing thoughts for later...:)

[slfairless]

Ang feeding you strawberries dipped in chocolate while I stroke a feather over you from head to toe. That could be fun :D

[selkiegirl]

No...there will be no food involved unless it's me doing the feeding...:) A feather...hmmm...

[slfairless]

Even better... you can feed me while Ang strokes me with the feather ;)

I love to be spoiled!

[selkiegirl]

Yes, I imagine that you do...hearing girlies giggle while you lay back with your harem...:)

[slfairless]

:lol

I haven't had a harem in years!

[selkiegirl]

Well, you are past due then! Bellydancers for you!!!

[angelces]

yeah you know jen would be all over this topic line if she were here :D

[slfairless]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Well, you are past due then! Bellydancers for you!!!

Best thing I have heard in a long time!!!!!!!!! :D

[angelces]

hmmm have fun when I'm at lunch and maybe if you're good I'll tell you what I was thinking before bed last night :evil

[slfairless]

I'm always good:evil

I am leaving work at around 1:30 today so hurry back.

[selkiegirl]

Gotta get home to your harem, huh?:)

[slfairless]

Gotta take care of my girls :D

[selkiegirl]

It's good to know you can handle it...(takes notes in her head)

[slfairless]

Looks like I am going to have another long selfless night ahead of me!

[selkiegirl]

Selfless? Meaning???

[Brad]

good afternoon everybody

[selkiegirl]

Good afternoon to you as well:)

[slfairless]

I was joking -- another night of working to satisfy my harem. Actually, I have to go help a friend take care of a few things... but the harem sounds so much better ;)

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by slfairless
I have to go help a friend take care of a few things... but the harem sounds so much better ;)

*eyebrows raise*

Harem? What is this Harem of which you speak?

-Adam

[Brad]

mmmmmmmmmmm harem....

[selkiegirl]

The harem of bellydancing chicks that he is going to have surrounding him, dancing, gyrating and feeding him grapes and the like...oh ya, feather touches too:) No crops for this guy...:)

[Brad]

/me likes dancers

[mrottondo]

a busty harem is where it's at

[Brad]

fo sho

[selkiegirl]

I think my blood is composed of little musical notes...I love to dance and can't go a day without it...I feel like a lost wandering soul when I don't dance.

[Brad]

dance dance dance, dance dance dance all night long...

[selkiegirl]

A busty harem? All you would look at is the jigling juggling boobs...it's all in the belly and hips, who wants to cover that up with big boobies?

[Brad]

if you can get both=heaven

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by Brad
dance dance dance, dance dance dance all night long...
ABSOLUTELY!

[Brad]

:)

[Brad]

ive got my gf wrapped around my little finger...

[selkiegirl]

Nice...does she know this?

[Brad]

yep, she said she is perfectly fine with it :)

[selkiegirl]

Good to know...you are a lucky man...I would never get wrapped around someone's finger myself, I need to fly free with the wind:)

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
A busty harem? All you would look at is the jigling juggling boobs...it's all in the belly and hips, who wants to cover that up with big boobies? *raises hand*

[selkiegirl]

Boobs...ugh...you can have mine...

[Brad]

if i had em, i would never leave home.

[selkiegirl]

Ya, I suppose we always want what we don't have, but honestly? I never wanted a dingle dangle hanging in between my legs all the time...what a pain that must be...

[Brad]

only if it gets caught between your legs.

[selkiegirl]

Or your zipper...has any guy ever done that? OUCH! I can only imagine...

[Brad]

yes. ouch. blood. bad.

[selkiegirl]

How do you all live with those things?:) I mean, they are great for occassional usage but not 24/7...

[Brad]

same way you live with boobs. yeah they feel good to be played with, but other times they get in the way ;)

[selkiegirl]

Ya...you are right there...sports bras are a godsend, smash 'em down and dance away...

[thegreatr1]

The penis itself usually isn't a problem for me...I'm not a fan of the balls aspect. I mean when man was created, couldn't they have been put INSIDE the body, as opposed to on the exterior, where they are more succeptiple to being hit.

Nothing worse than a shot in the pills.

[Brad]

Originally posted by thegreatr1
The penis itself usually isn't a problem for me...I'm not a fan of the balls aspect. I mean when man was created, couldn't they have been put INSIDE the body, as opposed to on the exterior, where they are more succeptiple to being hit.

Nothing worse than a shot in the pills. but they also feel good when they are sucked on or licked...

[thegreatr1]

I'd trade that goodness for the peace of mind that I won't take a slap shot there anytime soon

[Brad]

true true

[mrottondo]

Originally posted by thegreatr1
The penis itself usually isn't a problem for me...I'm not a fan of the balls aspect. I mean when man was created, couldn't they have been put INSIDE the body, as opposed to on the exterior, where they are more succeptiple to being hit.

Nothing worse than a shot in the pills. we agree

and i don't really enjoy them much to be played with/licked/sucked...the tickling feeling takes over the pleasure and i feel all uncomfortable

[angelces]

wow the boys got carried away in my absence. whats up guys?

[Brad]

me :D

[angelces]

oh reeeeeally??? :evil

[Brad]

hahaha wouldnt you like to know

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
A busty harem? All you would look at is the jigling juggling boobs...it's all in the belly and hips, who wants to cover that up with big boobies?

Yeah, I'll take a smaller, perky harem anytime. And then we'll go out dancing so we can see what she's got in them hips...:D

-Adam

[dancergirl40ky]

O
Hi, Hi, Hi,

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by slfairless
Ang feeding you strawberries dipped in chocolate while I stroke a feather over you from head to toe. That could be fun :D

Now you are talking, my type of scene.

[dancergirl40ky]

Well I come in and everyone leaves, hell it's not like your mother came home and caught you.

[RuggerSelkie]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Or your zipper...has any guy ever done that? OUCH! I can only imagine... Yes.

Hi to Stace so she's not lonely.

[angelces]

stace I didn't leave, just working today. I'm behind and its really quiet here today so... sorry.

[mrottondo]

hey Stacey :)

[dancergirl40ky]

Hi Marc, I'm not chatting too much, cause I am busy writing some stuff at my desk. :)

[mrottondo]

that's okay :)

no O yet for me, been all day long working

[DMBfan41]

i would have to trust a girl sooooooo damn much before i let them touch my balls

[dancergirl40ky]

Touching a mans balls the right way is very enjoyable in my experience.

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Well I come in and everyone leaves, hell it's not like your mother came home and caught you.


*stumbles in from downstairs nap*
*COUGH*
*sniff*

Hehe. Well my head and throat really hurt and I'm feeling kind of sick...Would you mind taking my temperature? :D
-Adam

[angelces]

*puts hand on forehead*

my my hunny you're burning up, best to go get back in bed.






need any company ;)

[dancergirl40ky]

Hi Adam, sorry you are sick, I will make you some soup and bring it over.

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by angelces
*puts hand on forehead*

my my hunny you're burning up, best to go get back in bed.
need any company ;)

Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Hi Adam, sorry you are sick, I will make you some soup and bring it over.


The women of the sex thread are priceless. Let it be known.
-Adam

[mrottondo]

feel better soon, Adam!! :)

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by Marcelo
feel better soon, Adam!! :)


And so is Marcelo. And I mean that in the straightest way you can imagine. :)
-Adam

[angelces]

well we try to take care of our board poet :D

[selkiegirl]

Well...damn...how much does it suck when you try for an hour to rub one out and nothing rubs out in the end? I nearly threw my precious little butterfly across the room...fell asleep after that no win situation...aaargh...

[RuggerSelkie]

See. Shock and awe.

[angelces]

silly freddy, you should know better by now.

I've had that problem before, which is why I go with the iVibe wand thing. (see adamandeve.com I'd post a pic but that sites blocked at work) The butterfly wasn't enough buzz for me. Although my friend had a plug in back massaging thing she used, great because it doesn't go through batteries like water.

[selkiegirl]

i just had to share...I said i was going to wait...thought anticipation was the key, but NOOO...I just had to go attempt the impossible. I hope you all have much better luck. I am officially not doing THAT again...well, at least for a few days or so...

[selkiegirl]

I don't know what that is...I like to stick with anything that concentrates in the upper area...I avoid the lower penetration stuff...a girls gotta keep her, ummm, shape...oh, man, I'm feeling like a true cock slut now. Zip these lips of mine, or fingers...stop, Jenna, shut up now...

[angelces]

yeah the thing I was talking about is a bullet on a wand basically, you can use it on your clit.. or at least thats how I use it.

[selkiegirl]

Well, I just don't wanna even think about this stuff right now...frustrated, grumpy, and 6 weeks until I see Kell again so I am just stuck...

[seekup34]

why do girls go to the bathroom together, its not like you can swordfight or anything, or is it just to bash on me behind my back

[selkiegirl]

Hmmm...it's just something we've always done...dunno why...not usually to bash though...

[angelces]

We go to talk about the people (read guys and girls) we are with, not always bad though, in fact most of the time its good. For example with guys, "he's so falling for you... you too are so cute together... you didn't tell me he was soo cute... etc."

with girls, "she seems pretty nice... did you see her hair cut... what a horrible outfit" Girls usually tend to talk more negatively about other girls, we're just bitches like that.

[selkiegirl]

I think I am too negative about myself to even think of being negative about another girl...but you are right, alot of girls are like this...

[meicjos]

Originally posted by StephDMBCrush
ok guys...what eye color does it for you?

Brown eyes with blonde hair and blue eyes with brown hair

[selkiegirl]

I lose out there...red or blonde hair depending on my mood and blue eyes...

[cutigerbtf]

O

[jcantrell82]

:lol