Ask the opposite sex

[Number27]

thats what i miss about the ex, if i was ever in one of those moods and the girl was around, she loved to put out.

[Rob D]

but i do have to get out of this office and get to the bar...we'll continue this tomorrow....but for now i leave you with these words: always lube the brown eye and live long and spock her

[angelces]

yes... on of those moods has been with me for the last three days and there's nothing to be done about it...

[willnole]

Originally posted by Number27
thats what i miss about the ex, if i was ever in one of those moods and the girl was around, she loved to put out.

Speaking of your ex, you mentioned her yeasterday and then mentioned something about a guy. Like you had *clears throat* male and female exs.

Not that there's anything wrong with that :)

[Rob D]

Originally posted by willnole
Speaking of your ex, you mentioned her yeasterday and then mentioned something about a guy. Like you had *clears throat* male and female exs.

Not that there's anything wrong with that :)

that's the "no no" forbidden hole ang...

[angelces]

hey did I say it was the no no hole!?!? no I said to most people it is...

As to my true opinion of the no no hole, live long and prosper... :lol

[Alix]

Originally posted by angelces
do you guys ever get in one of those sex crazed "I could jump anyone that showed interest right now" kinda moods?

is there a time recently when most of the people around here haven't been like that

[Number27]

:lol Will, you're hilarious.

I was talking about my ex, Tiff, who posts here every once in a while

[angelces]

idunno are you trying to tell me you're like that too ;)

I found us a new recruit today lix! very excited.

how's work?

[Alix]

Originally posted by angelces
yes... on of those moods has been with me for the last three days and there's nothing to be done about it...

awwww poor girl .. no-one to lend a helping hand (or anything else for that matter) ... that's a shame! ;)

Yeah who Ang?

[willnole]

All I'm saying is read this:

Originally posted by Number27
I was giving advice to my ex about a certain situation, when I could have been really selfish and told her the opposite of what she wanted so she can fall for me all over again...but I didn't...

then

Originally posted by Number27
Yet, I told him what he is doing and what he is: a fuckin' pussy.


I had to scratch my head for a sec. :lol

[angelces]

Rob! In the sex thread.

[Alix]

Yay ... (what are we recruiting him for ... sammiches?) ;)

[angelces]

he's gonna be the bartender at jennas in February. :D

[Alix]

WOohooo ... we need a bartender! :D

[Number27]

I meant to put "her" :lol

[JustinRIT]

Ok, an actual question...If a girl walks with you to class, rides up to the 3rd floor in the elevator, then takes the stairs down and gets to her own class late, there's a good chance she might be interested, right?

[Number27]

yup, at least i think so.

[angelces]

yeah Justin I would say thats a good sign. Was she smiling and flirting too??

[Alix]

I would say so Justin

[Alix]

alright Sex-a-holics I'm off! :D

[JustinRIT]

Originally posted by angelces
yeah Justin I would say thats a good sign. Was she smiling and flirting too??
She was smiling, but I'm dense when it comes to flirting. I've been told several times I'm doing it when I don't think I am.

I was walking with her to class this morning, I went to head off to my building, she came with me, even though her class is in a different building. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't reading to much into it.

[angelces]

yeah, she came with you to a different building. Thats definately a very good sign. And you made her late too. Do you have her number, because you should make plans to hangout or something.

[angelces]

all this breakfast talk and sex got bumped to page 3 :eek: We can't have that.

[selkiegirl]

Ang, make me think about good things please...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
all this breakfast talk and sex got bumped to page 3 :eek: We can't have that. way to be on top!:p

[Number27]

Justin, I think if she keeps doing this then she is definetly interested. And why not, you're a pretty awesome guy!

Ang, breakfast and sex...nothing can be better

[BustedFairyTale]

i like it on top. :p

[stunnersal]

^whore

[BustedFairyTale]

^manwhore

[angelces]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Ang, make me think about good things please...

Of course we can make you think about good things dear. In a couple of months there will be cute girls dancing to dave in your living room and Rob playing bartender. It doesnt get much better than that! :D

And sal, know your role and take it and like it. :lol

[Number27]

not that there's anything wrong with that...

[angelces]

i love how people say that... not that there's anything wrong with that... :lol

[selkiegirl]

Can we get a male stripper Dave clone too? Pleaseohpleaseohplease?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
^manwhore :babe

[angelces]

sure but only if he can do the eyebrow thing and lip sync.

Sal I nominate you :D

[Number27]

i would like some coffee right about...now

[angelces]

with french toast?

[Number27]

I make a pretty good french toast.

[selkiegirl]

OK, well, I gotta get out of here...food is just not my favorite topic and I'll see y'all when this madness passes.
Love you guys.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
sure but only if he can do the eyebrow thing and lip sync.

Sal I nominate you :D do what?? I'm lost...:confused:

[Number27]

Talk to you later Jenna. I'll shoot you a PM about that Starbucks coffee later. Ok?

[angelces]

jenna wanted a dave impersonator stripper for our party. I nominated you :lol

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
jenna wanted a dave impersonator stripper for our party. I nominated you :lol Oh i see, i'm booked thru 2004, sorry...:p

[angelces]

fine we didn't want to see you naked anyway :p

[Number27]

You know whats sad? I have a small piece of paper for ideas for threads. :lol

[angelces]

thats ok I started tracking my quotes in peoples sigs the other day. :lol

[Number27]

the thread I was going to start earlier involved kids.

[selkiegirl]

I need a new boytoy, no emotional attachments, no lovey dovey shite, just someone to play with. I so wish I could be that way with someone.

[Number27]

Seems I am moving to Illinois

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I need a new boytoy, no emotional attachments, no lovey dovey shite, just someone to play with. I so wish I could be that way with someone. Me freakin too. Damn.

[selkiegirl]

Let's take applications...:) Carlos...hmmm...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
Me freakin too. Damn. You mean with your looks and personality you can't find any toys?? :confused:

[selkiegirl]

Eh, toys are getting old.

[Number27]

with frequent stops to Philly

[angelces]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I need a new boytoy, no emotional attachments, no lovey dovey shite, just someone to play with. I so wish I could be that way with someone.

while you're out can you pick me up one too. I propositioned sal but he didn't want to be tied down :evil

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
while you're out can you pick me up one too. I propositioned sal but he didn't want to be tied down :evil Sorry, rope scares me.....

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by stunnersal
You mean with your looks and personality you can't find any toys?? :confused: did you quote the right person? :lol


Toys are too expensive. ;)

[angelces]

well after that one time I thought it would be ok :lol

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
did you quote the right person? :lol


Toys are too expensive. ;) Yeah except i was being sarcastic, hence why i said toys not boys...Damn jokes that don't work...:mad:

[viceman]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
I need a new boytoy, no emotional attachments, no lovey dovey shite, just someone to play with. I so wish I could be that way with someone. Hope you find him.

[angelces]

good to have you back in the sex thread sal. :D

[selkiegirl]

Eh, changed my mind, I want all that lovey dovey shite. Damnitall.

[stunnersal]

Yeah it's good to have me too....:p

[angelces]

I wouldnt know :p


Jenna I don't know why you would want another boy when you've got kell

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Yeah except i was being sarcastic, hence why i said toys not boys...Damn jokes that don't work...:mad: you = :evil

;)

[stunnersal]

Yeah well it's not the first time i have been called the devil... The things girls call you in bed....:D

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Yeah well it's not the first time i have been called the devil... The things girls call you in bed....:D ...............

nah, I'll be nice. ;)

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
...............

nah, I'll be nice. ;) speak child...

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by stunnersal
speak child... I'm the nice one. ;)

In other news: I need to get some action.

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
I'm the nice one. ;)

In other news: I need to get some action. Ahhh i see...How times have changed...

Go to the track, there's lots of action there....

[selkiegirl]

Goodnight, all

[Number27]

bye Jenna :(

[stunnersal]

Nite Jenna!!!

[stunnersal]

to what??:confused:

[angelces]

ninja edits!

Getting some action.

[Number27]

something wicked this way comes

[digitaldj]

Yo.

-Adam

[stunnersal]

yo

[BustedFairyTale]

hey adam.

[angelces]

yo

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by angelces
yo


I just noticed you're getting quoted all over the place....

"...but I grabbed that bitch by the horns..."

Awesome.

oh yeah what up morgan?

-Adam

[angelces]

yeah I saw that. :lol

I guess I'm just quotable. Did you see the one that rob has in his sig a few pages back :lol :evil

[stunnersal]

*cough

[angelces]

oh sal, you're still here :rolleyes:

:lol

[stunnersal]

well i'll just leave then... :mad:

[Number27]

its really funny how a simple joke can become a damn witch hunt

[digitaldj]

12.04.03

Empathy..........and waffles.


-Adam

[BustedFairyTale]

breakfast drove me to the sex thread...

breakfast turns me on?

[digitaldj]

Right.....i just got back from IHOP. All I could think about was stuffed crepes...

-Adam

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by digitaldj
Right.....i just got back from IHOP. All I could think about was stuffed crepes...

-Adam :lol

[Number27]

I just made an interesting thread

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
breakfast drove me to the sex thread...

breakfast turns me on? I thought it was an oak tree???

[angelces]

hey, I didn't mean to say you started it los I edited it because I remembered you weren't the first.

Sex is much better than breakfast anyday

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by angelces
hey, I didn't mean to say you started it los I edited it because I remembered you weren't the first.

Sex is much better than breakfast anyday


At the "Missing Breakfast Poll" I brought that up....Why wasn't morning sex an option?!?!?!

-adam

[stunnersal]

Nothing like a couple of flapjacks to get you going...:D

[angelces]

morning sex...

[Number27]

Originally posted by angelces
hey, I didn't mean to say you started it los I edited it because I remembered you weren't the first.

Sex is much better than breakfast anyday
I know, but I knew someone was going to jump the gun about it and assume

[stunnersal]

is it morning already??:confused:

[angelces]

sex is a good thing... when you're getting some

[stunnersal]

Sex is best when it's one on one...


so George Michael says...

[angelces]

ahhh well if one of the ones is me and the other is me then I guess what i do is best :lol

[musicmad]

ok guys...i have a qu...

what is it with guys and boobs?

i just walked home from work and these guys - erm quite hot actually but thats not the point-;) beeped at me as the were driving by and screamed out some lame-ass comment about..my..um.."ladies":lol

i would have been flattered if i asn't concentrating so hard on not falling over...but yeah

why the boobies guys????

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by musicmad
why the boobies guys???? This has always baffled me as well.

[angelces]

seriously! they are fascinated by them

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by musicmad
ok guys...i have a qu...

what is it with guys and boobs?

i just walked home from work and these guys - erm quite hot actually but thats not the point-;) beeped at me as the were driving by and screamed out some lame-ass comment about..my..um.."ladies":lol

i would have been flattered if i asn't concentrating so hard on not falling over...but yeah

why the boobies guys???? Sorry for beeping...

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
This has always baffled me as well. Maybe you should stop looking at them and you won't be so baffled...:p

[angelces]

you don't even drive most of the time, you work in NYC :lol

[musicmad]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Sorry for beeping...

hehehe..i thought i recognised ya;) ;) :p

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
you don't even drive most of the time, you work in NYC :lol True, and actually i got honked at walking in the city...I dunno what the facination is...

[angelces]

well you do have a cute butt...

:evil

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Maybe you should stop looking at them and you won't be so baffled...:p They're just...always there! :p

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by musicmad
hehehe..i thought i recognised ya;) ;) :p Yeah i'll come up with something less lame next time... Maybe something like i need a new rack for my car, wanna hop in???

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
They're just...always there! :p Well that's good, if they disappeared i would worry if i were you...

Thanks Ang!! My ass thanks you too!!:D

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by musicmad
why the boobies guys????

As a flesh-n-blood male, I must admit, breasts are nice. But I like a girl with substantial hips, especially the type that might swerve to beats I drop. Breasts are just commercialized and they're easy to love. It takes a real man to find the sexiness in body parts like necks, eyes, calves and feet.


Oh yeah, thanks for posing an actual question....all we ever do anymore is talk about how horny we are...

-Adam:lol

[musicmad]

Originally posted by angelces
well you do have a cute butt...

:evil

aww your'e making me blush:p

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by digitaldj
As a flesh-n-blood male, I must admit, breasts are nice. But I like a girl with substantial hips, especially the type that might swerve to beats I drop. Breasts are just commercialized and they're easy to love. It takes a real man to find the sexiness in body parts like necks, eyes, calves and feet.


Oh yeah, thanks for posing an actual question....all we ever do anymore is talk about how horny we are...

-Adam:lol Yeah and the skull, volva, and cervix are some pf my favorites too....

[musicmad]

Originally posted by musicmad
aww your'e making me blush:p

oh shit..i'm sorry i got you mixed up with someone else..ohhhh:eek:

now i'm making myself blush:lol

my bad

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by musicmad
oh shit..i'm sorry i got you mixed up with someone else..ohhhh:eek:

now i'm making myself blush:lol

my bad That's ok, Ang likes women too...:D

[angelces]

you just wanna watch!

[musicmad]

Originally posted by digitaldj
As a flesh-n-blood male, I must admit, breasts are nice. But I like a girl with substantial hips, especially the type that might swerve to beats I drop. Breasts are just commercialized and they're easy to love. It takes a real man to find the sexiness in body parts like necks, eyes, calves and feet.


Oh yeah, thanks for posing an actual question....all we ever do anymore is talk about how horny we are...

-Adam:lol

thants my pleasure adam:p

yeah its great to see there are guys like you around who go for other stuff - like eyes,neck...etc

[musicmad]

Originally posted by stunnersal
That's ok, Ang likes women too...:D

hehe...nah i'm just always embarrassing myself in some way..sorry ang:)

[angelces]

no prob

[musicmad]

anyone else have a question?

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by musicmad
anyone else have a question?

*puts on generic COLLEGE sweat shirt*
Anyone horny???!?!?!

HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY!!!!!!1111!!!oneone!!!

*smashes coors light can against forehead*

YEAH!!!!




-adam

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by musicmad
hehe...nah i'm just always embarrassing myself in some way..sorry ang:) That's ok, and don't be shy to show some to guys driving by...

[angelces]

I'm waiting for an email...

questions...

would you ever hook up with or date someone you met off the internet, not necessarily ants but im or anywhere?

[stunnersal]

yes....esp ones with big boobs.:D

[musicmad]

Originally posted by stunnersal
That's ok, and don't be shy to show some to guys driving by...

hehe..okay i'll keep that in mind :lol

[angelces]

wait... does that mean I'm not safe from you?

[stunnersal]

:lol :eek:

[BustedFairyTale]

Originally posted by stunnersal
yes....esp ones with big boobs.:D .................










:lol

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by musicmad
hehe..okay i'll keep that in mind :lol Yeah a brest here, a breast there...Nipple over there... It's all good, i whip mine out all the time...

[musicmad]

Originally posted by angelces
I'm waiting for an email...

questions...

would you ever hook up with or date someone you met off the internet, not necessarily ants but im or anywhere?

i've had a long distance relationship with someone off the internet...but it didn't work out:( but if i would've had the chance i would've met him yeah

[angelces]

watch out for your sig... rob changed the others.

[musicmad]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Yeah a brest here, a breast there...Nipple over there... It's all good, i whip mine out all the time...

hahaha...i'm pretty shy:evil :)

[musicmad]

Originally posted by angelces
watch out for your sig... rob changed the others.

who should watch their sig?

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by musicmad
hahaha...i'm pretty shy:evil :) Ahh i see, well then i guess nevermind then...See i flaunt what i got, it's not much but it gets me by...

[musicmad]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Ahh i see, well then i guess nevermind then...See i flaunt what i got, it's not much but it gets me by...

yeah i wish i was more confident

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by musicmad
yeah i wish i was more confident Well you should never lack confidence about yourself, everyone wants to make changes on how they look, but just be happy...

[BustedFairyTale]

sal, your boobs are huge.

[angelces]

its hot in here

[musicmad]

its getting hot in herrrre so take of all your clothes


oh my..did i say that aloud?:p

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by BustedFairyTale
sal, your boobs are huge. Yeah, i'm a 38 DD... Perky too...

[musicmad]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Yeah, i'm a 38 DD... Perky too...

wow

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by stunnersal
Yeah, i'm a 38 DD... Perky too...

Let me go get my boxing gloves...

-Adam

[angelces]

so thats what happened to my bras... sal give them back! :lol

[musicmad]

my friend laura once said to me..."damn girl - thats where you put my hammock":lol

then i got pushed in a hedge!! and theres still an olivia shaped hole in that hedge..

[angelces]

we've talked about bra's before in the VS thread right?

[Number27]

C is for Carlos

[angelces]

I thought C was for Cookie :lol

[willnole]

C is for cookie.

Jeez didn't you ever watch sesame street

[Number27]

I like to be associated with Cookie Monster all the time

[angelces]

nice will!

[Alix]

Hey Sexy People

[angelces]

welcome bak

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by musicmad
wow Impressive i know...

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by Number27
I like to be associated with Cookie Monster all the time
for carlos.

[Alix]

thanks :)

[willnole]

:)

[angelces]

Hani Hani....

[Alix]

got kinda slow in here all of a sudden (you all sexed out already)

[willnole]

Originally posted by Alix
got kinda slow in here all of a sudden (you all sexed out already)

I think everyones just sighing a collective sigh of relief after the craziness that was tonight.

[UJCdream]

*spices things up*

[Alix]

Yeah I could understand tha

[angelces]

letting the tension of the day go away, trying to get comfortable around here again. Sometimes this place feels like home... for a while there I didn't recognize it.

[Alix]

Yeah it happens sometimes ... glad to seethat things are calming down

[angelces]

not the breakfast part, but the things people were saying to each other as a result.

[Alix]

right that's what i'm saying .. .it happens sometimes

[Ben F.]

i'm out- indefinitely- it's been fun my fellow sexers- take it easy :)

[digitaldj]

Originally posted by angelces
not the breakfast part, but the things people were saying to each other as a result.

Is it me, or are like two or three threads getting locked every single day....?

-adam

[Alix]

Night Ben :)

Yes ... threads get locked around here ....

[DancingNancie]

Morning sex people :)

[Number27]

That is an excellent cookie monster

[Rob D]

present and ready to sex it up

[Alix]

It's a little slow right now Rob

[selkiegirl]

Originally posted by Number27
That is an excellent cookie monster
What is? Not seeing a cookie monster...

[Rob D]

Originally posted by Alix
It's a little slow right now Rob

i see that...gotta run to the post office anyway...be prepared for sex (not with you of course) when i get back.

[Alix]

:lol ... what am I not good enough for you ;)

[selkiegirl]

Man, we've got a live one in here now, don't we? I'm a bit fearful of this new lad.

[Number27]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
What is? Not seeing a cookie monster...
The picture you posted a page back, of a doggy and cookie monster.
Cookie monster is my favorite Sesame Street character

[DancingNancie]

Alix you're perfect :)

[Alix]

It's ok .. Ang checked him out yesterday - he's all good :)

[selkiegirl]

YAE! Wasn't sure if you saw that, and it was for you, afterall:) Ya, that's Egan, the brother of the little guy I lit a candle for last night.

[DancingNancie]

Ang checked out someone? hmmm ;)

[Alix]

ha ha ha ... she checks people out all the time ... :) I just meant that he's clear to be in here :)

[DancingNancie]

I know what you meant... I was trying to be funny ;)

[Alix]

You should work on that ... ;) .... lol jk

[Number27]

should I call her and ask her to hang out tonight?

[Alix]

Call who? The Ex?

[Number27]

girl i like

but then again, she is coming over to watch movies with me...hmm..

[Alix]

Well if she's already coming over then why do you need to call her too ... won't she already be there ;)

[Number27]

but thats tomorrow, i want to hang out with her tonight.

wonder if she is working. hmm.

[Alix]

oh ok ... well i guess you could call her ... you could always just use the excuse that you were checking to make sure that you still had plans for tomorrow night :)

[Rob D]

Originally posted by DancingNancie
Ang checked out someone? hmmm ;)

yeah, and her hands were a bit cold...hardened the nips right up

[DancingNancie]

:lol she should use hand warmers next time ;)

[Alix]

Originally posted by rdaviero
yeah, and her hands were a bit cold...hardened the nips right up

I've warned her about that .. she just doesn't like ... ;) lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by selkiegirl
Man, we've got a live one in here now, don't we? I'm a bit fearful of this new lad.

I aint skeert

[Rob D]

you should be scared...

[dancergirl40ky]

Originally posted by Number27
but thats tomorrow, i want to hang out with her tonight.

wonder if she is working. hmm.

Dont call, wait, she may call you.

[dancergirl40ky]

and why should I be scared, maybe you should be scared.

[Alix]

sex is just not happening in here today ... it's all cause Ang is actually doing work ... :lol

[Number27]

maybe i should go to this concert this sunday, i get to hang out with her...

[Alix]

Well do you have any other plans for Sunday? If you don't then you should go and have some fun! :D

[dancergirl40ky]

yep that is a good idea

[Number27]

Well, homework...but, it isn't much fun...

[DancingNancie]

:lol that's right the goddess of Love is doing work until this afternoon


maybe if I had work...

[Alix]

Well could you get the work done so that you can still see her 'Los?

[Rob D]

for anyone that has had a lengthy releationship...what was the general order of things (and i acknowledge that it's deviated from once in a while).

for me it's usually

she goes down on me, i go down on her, sex from every which way & then a little more going down on each other until it can't be had any longer.

obviously there's the nights where it's just "let's tear off garments and fuck like honeybees", but the above is the norm...

[Number27]

Originally posted by Alix
Well could you get the work done so that you can still see her 'Los?

That's what I am doing right now

And...I followed the same schedule as Rob with my ex...

[Alix]

lol ... good to know Rob ...

Well good ... cause sounds like you really want to see her (so you should) ;)

[Number27]

yea, she makes me laugh...

[Rob D]

the thing is that my present girl isn't the exhibitionist like me. she likes to be on bottom, preferably always. she says it's too hard for her to come on top and i respect that, because i want to please her...but it gets a bit repititious, ya know.

[Rob D]

i think i'm a whore.

[Alix]

awww I"m sorry Rob ... and yes you are .. but that's ok ...

[Number27]

Originally posted by rdaviero
i think i'm a whore.
nothing wrong with that...

my girl used to be the same way, but then figured out she could go much faster while on top. that and her being on top was a real turn on for me and made it better.

[Rob D]

i'm an ants whore, that's for sure.

[Rob D]

and i'm gonna cut down on this damn sig so that the page isn't a mile long...hold on a sec.

[Alix]

It's ok Rob .. a lot of us around here are whores ...

Yay for Sigs ... Ang seems to be doing a good job on the sig quotes!

[Rob D]

ok girls, now be honest...who likes their brown eye tickled a little during sex? i know you do so just admit it.

[Rob D]

and if i'm too graphic or whatever...let me know


















so i can get even worse.

[Number27]

:lol

[Rob D]

'los has drop a shocker or two in his day, right bud?

[Number27]

yup, the girl was a bit scared at first. she thought it was weird.

[Rob D]

gotta love the look on her face til she realizes "hey this ain't so bad....damn, I LOVE THIS MAN"

[Number27]

her look was more like "the penis. now" type of look

[Rob D]

or a "why is a digit shoved up my ass?" look

[Alix]

Originally posted by Number27
her look was more like "the penis. now" type of look

ha ha ha ... that was really funny!

[Number27]

exactly.

if she didnt like the digit, i'd hate to see the look she has when she tries anal.

[Rob D]

the anal look is usually a half comatose/half drunk as shit face seeing as that's the only way most will try anal.....

[Alix]

wow... this went from no sex ... to anal sex in like 2 secs

[Rob D]

more like 2.2 sex...i mean secs

[Rob D]

i like sex.

[Rob D]

have you guys heard about the tea cup story?

[Alix]

sorry Rob I was off by .2 .... forgive me please :)

[Alix]

Originally posted by rdaviero
have you guys heard about the tea cup story?

Not that I know of

[Number27]

nope, please share?

[Rob D]

Originally posted by Alix
sorry Rob I was off by .2 .... forgive me please :) ;)

[Alix]

Originally posted by rdaviero
;)

lol ... ;)

[Rob D]

so if this ever happens to you 'los, consider yourself a lucky man...ladies take notes.

it goes like this. female went to male's house, they had been having casual sex and that night wasn't any exception. when she got there and they starting warming up in the bedroom, she pulled out a tea cup from her purse and set it on the nightstand. amazing sex ensued with both partners every once in a while looking over at the cup, the female getting excited, the male wondering. when the guy was about to come, she jumped off and started giving him head, controlling his climax. when it got to the point of no return, she grabbed the cup and he came in it. as they layed there naked, he smoked a cigarette, while she sipped on the tea cup for the next ten minutes. no words were spoken they just kind of absorbed each other. that's a fucking woman.

[Number27]

:lol

[UJCdream]

umm... ok. it's one thing to just swallow as it happens, it's another to sip on it for 10 minutes.

i vote no.

[Alix]

oh my ... yeah don't think i could ever do that ... no thanks

[DancingNancie]

:lol I'm with Beth... NO

[Rob D]

yeah, she was prolly some slut from across the tracks...

[Rob D]

i'm really enjoying this thread...thanks for letting me in guys

[UJCdream]

shower time

[Rob D]

ha, so my birthday is tomorrow and instead of doing the birthday cake thing at the office, they got a tray of canoli's and stuck candles in the ends of them....i love being italian.

[DancingNancie]

Happy Birthday Rob! :) and italian pastries are the best

[Alix]

Well we love having you here Rob ... you are a great addition!

YAY for Cannolis