Ask the opposite sex

[Number27]

happy birthday. do it in the butt. :lol

[angelces]

Originally posted by DancingNancie
:lol that's right the goddess of Love is doing work until this afternoon


maybe if I had work...

I like this title!

See I knew I didn't have to work on this thing all week I had to do was get off ants and actually work for 3 hours and look at that DONE!

hello all... miss me :evil

[Number27]

well, if it isnt the temptress

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by angelces
I like this title!

See I knew I didn't have to work on this thing all week I had to do was get off ants and actually work for 3 hours and look at that DONE!

hello all... miss me :evil No...:rolleyes:

[Alix]

Originally posted by angelces
I like this title!

See I knew I didn't have to work on this thing all week I had to do was get off ants and actually work for 3 hours and look at that DONE!

hello all... miss me :evil

Of course we did ... thank god for Rob and 'Los or we would have had a sex-free morning!

How's the Kinky Bitch today?

[angelces]

Originally posted by rdaviero
the thing is that my present girl isn't the exhibitionist like me. she likes to be on bottom, preferably always. she says it's too hard for her to come on top and i respect that, because i want to please her...but it gets a bit repititious, ya know.

I'm a little like this I don't like to be on top... but there are a lot more ways to do it then on bottom and in bed...

[angelces]

ok lunch time... be back later.

[Rob D]

Originally posted by angelces
I'm a little like this I don't like to be on top... but there are a lot more ways to do it then on bottom and in bed...


you mean like in the butt?

[Rob D]

and thanks for all the bday wishes

[Alix]

She comes back ... and then leaves .. what a tease! ;)

[Number27]

she cums and goes...:lol

[DancingNancie]

'los that's just wrong!

Funny, but still wrong

[Number27]

Im sowee:(

[DancingNancie]

It's alright... you are forgiven ;)

[Number27]

:)

[DancingNancie]

I guess that everyone is eating lunch,sleeping, showering or working :(

[jcantrell82]

ooh! lunch!

[Alix]

I'm doing none of the above

[stunnersal]

Don't forget or having sex....:D

[Number27]

out for a haircut

[UJCdream]

i'm here, not sure for how long... but i'm here.

[Alix]

someone somewhere has to be having sex ... lol

[stunnersal]

Not here, and not me....:(

[Alix]

Aww i'm sorry Sal

[stunnersal]

Ahh it's ok Alix, i'm sure my boss wouldn't go for it anyways here at work...:lol

[DancingNancie]

:lol well I'm pretty sure that someone is probably having sex in my office somewhere ... but the bosses probably don't know about it!

[stunnersal]

Are they hiring???:D

[UJCdream]

it's you, isn't it?

[DancingNancie]

yeah Beth, it's me :rolleyes:


:lol actually they are hiring

[Alix]

It's def JQ... :lol

[DancingNancie]

Riiiiight... :lol whatever you two say!

unless my love is going to show up, throw me in a copy room, and have sex with me... the answer is NO

[stunnersal]

Originally posted by DancingNancie
yeah Beth, it's me :rolleyes:


:lol actually they are hiring Where do i apply?? Btw i am good in the copy room, my copies come out perfect... If that's adds to my employment chances...:lol

[Alix]

Someone loves you ... no! ;) JK!

[DancingNancie]

Originally posted by Alix
Someone loves you ... no! ;) JK!

ok this is just mean! ;)

[Alix]

Why is it mean? What's mean? I don't see mean ...

[Number27]

Guess I am moving to Boston

[Alix]

YAY .... 'Los is comin to Boston!:)

[DancingNancie]

Alix I was just teasing you ;)

whoo hoo for 'Los coming to Boston!

[Number27]

I do like coffee.

[Alix]

Yay for coffee too ... maybe thats' waht I need (have to finish the cider first though)

[angelces]

back

[Alix]

YAY *throws confetti*

[Number27]

I should take a shower

[angelces]

yeah you smell los... all that sex.

[Number27]

well, I did just get a haircut...Its about time too. Its been over a month.

[angelces]

ha I get mine cut every 6 months

[Alix]

must feel good 'Los ...

the sex has been minimal today... the kinky bitch has been gone all day ... :lol

[DancingNancie]

Hi Ang!

coffee sounds so good right now...

:)

[angelces]

hey it seems that rob's way kinkier than I am :lol

speaking of M.I.A. kinky bitches... where's Jenna?

[slfairless]

Hey everyone!

I get my hair cut once a month... all my hairs :D

[DancingNancie]

Jenna and Stacey got together today... (and not like that!)

[angelces]

no it definately was like that! :lol

Shan! nice of you to stop in. We've missed ya!

[Number27]

Rob is kinky.

[Alix]

Originally posted by angelces
hey it seems that rob's way kinkier than I am :lol

speaking of M.I.A. kinky bitches... where's Jenna?

Rob took over for you and then some! He's one kinky mofo

[slfairless]

What's everyone been up to? The same ol smutt going on in here? :D

[Alix]

Yes .. sex ... sex and more sex ...

[slfairless]

I see there are several new players in here now :D

[DancingNancie]

Always an interesting mix in here

[Alix]

Yes quite a few new people recently

[Number27]

its all good

[Rob D]

Originally posted by Alix
Rob took over for you and then some! He's one kinky mofo

glad to service you all.

[Alix]

No problem ... we like having you around!

[MelissaDMBfan]

ladies and gentleman, Tonight might be the night that Melissa might finally seal the deal with her boyfriend. We are going to a fancy resturant in downtown Chicago, and then he has some other things planned that I don't know of yet. Its been so long that I am kinda nervous.....I will keep you all updated :) :bounce :multi

[Alix]

yay for Melissa ... good luck tonight :)

[angelces]

Very exciting!! Good luck!


And yes, I've been recruiting and corrupting newbies for the sex thread for some time now :evil

[Rob D]

how do i insert images...i have a couple of cartoons that i want to post....i'd like them to just show w/o having to dl each one from a seperate post.

[Rob D]

Originally posted by angelces
Very exciting!! Good luck!


And yes, I've been recruiting and corrupting newbies for the sex thread for some time now :evil

no corruption necessary

[Alix]

i don't think ou can anymore .. i'm pretty sure they have to be linked

Ang is the resident recruiter ... the rest of us just break them in

[angelces]

yeah I noticed that rob... I have a feeling you will be corrupting us! and not the other way around :evil :lol

[Alix]

Rob came pre-corrupted ... we could probably learn from him :)

It'll just make time here a little more interesting ;)

[angelces]

yeah second day on the job and he's already got 30+ posts in here :lol

[Alix]

way to pick-em girl ... ;)

[DancingNancie]

This thread is all about corruption ;) but that's alright because it's fun :D

[Rob D]

~

[Rob D]

my favorite

[Alix]

omg ... that was great Rob ...

[Rob D]

a

[angelces]

Nice! :lol

[Alix]

he he he ... lol .... always good for a laugh

[DancingNancie]

:lol oh boy

[angelces]

I guess I came too soon...

[Alix]

come again ... ? ;)

[Number27]

congrats on Melissa getting some ass

[angelces]

I wish I was getting ass...

[Alix]

*have to do it*

But you already have a nice ass ... why would you want another ;)

[Number27]

me too

[angelces]

you have a nice ass too los? ;)

[Alix]

"Say what you gotta say ... piss off the country ... take off your clothes!" - Mraz

[angelces]

sure!

I'm horny, i don't care if you dont like it, *strips*

:lol

[Alix]

*drools* .... :evil ;)

and the fun has started :evil

[Number27]

yup, that and i need ass

[DancingNancie]

well as long as we're all getting naked...and it's hot in here


*strips*

[Rob D]

::busts back in room, this time wearing nothing but clogs and holding a slim jim::

[Alix]

ha ha ha ... apparently it's naked time ...

[DancingNancie]

as long as we're all naked... ;)


hey Lexi you're so sexy! :lol

[angelces]

yeah hope no one walks by my cube *looks behind*

[Rob D]

"oops, i dropped my slim jim" ::bends over::

[DancingNancie]

:lol I'm in the same situation Ang... except I'm in a secluded cube at the moment ;)

[Alix]

Originally posted by angelces
yeah hope no one walks by my cube *looks behind*

walks up to cube ... ha ha ha ;)

*naked*

[Rob D]

my desk gets a ton of traffic...i'm loving this

[Number27]

naked time? shit i've been naked, where have you all been? :lol

[DancingNancie]

:lol just joining you 'los... took us a while though

[Number27]

it took you guys a while, i've been naked since i took my shower

[angelces]

we've all been damn jealous that you can be at home naked!

*checks out Rob's fine I-Talian ass*

[Alix]

ha ... i'm home and naked too ...

Welcome 'Los ...

[Rob D]

how you doin'?

[angelces]

fiiiiiiiiine...

from one I-Talian to another I must say that we (italians) make the best lovers ;) :evil

:lol

[DancingNancie]

all these fine looking naked folk around... mmmm

I think the better question is, who you doing? :evil

[Rob D]

<--1/4 irish....so i can still be a great lover when i'm drunk.

[Number27]

naked time is awesome

[Alix]

(italian here too)
he's doin all the lovely ladies of course

[angelces]

< 1/4 german can hold her beer and her wine and still loves sex. :D

[Alix]

<-- has no idea about teh rest of me ... but I love it all :evil

[Number27]

the rest of you is what I like to call: sexy! :evil

[Rob D]

sounds like you italian girls need some irish in you.

[angelces]

I'd like a little irish in me about now ;)

[Alix]

Originally posted by Number27
the rest of you is what I like to call: sexy! :evil

I have a little craving for mexican ... think you can help?!? ;) :evil

[Rob D]

i had mexican for lunch (seriously)

[Number27]

Originally posted by Alix
I have a little craving for mexican ... think you can help?!? ;) :evil
hope you're hungry;):evil

[Alix]

Originally posted by Number27
hope you're hungry;):evil

Yeah baby ... starvin! ;)

[Number27]

:lol

[angelces]

Los sammich again! Yippee!

[Alix]

'Los sammichs all the time! :evil

[Number27]

no extra mayo needed

[Rob D]

what a bunch of horny bitches...

[DancingNancie]

Ladies, ladies, ladies ;)

[Rob D]

and you do realize that the 5 or 6 of us are keeping this thread in the top 5 on page 1 all day....

[Alix]

Yes always horny - you'll get used to it Rob! :)

[Number27]

oh yeah...

[DancingNancie]

Alix you're always horney?!?! since when ;)

:lol sorry had to do it

[Alix]

I was talking about the threads ....

Like you should talk :p

[Number27]

two horny girls... living in the same apartment...one man and his video camera...one cheesy porno...

[DancingNancie]

I was just teasing you silly girl :p

in this thread everyone is always horney!

[Alix]

Originally posted by Number27
two horny girls... living in the same apartment...one man and his video camera...one cheesy porno...

I think you've eluded to this before .... ;)

[DancingNancie]

yes most guys think of such a thing ;)

[Number27]

more like fantasize

[Alix]

yes ... fantasies ... imagine if Ang was here too .. .it's be like he died and went to heaven :evil

[angelces]

don't forget their kinky flirty house guest :evil

[angelces]

... and the man with the spocker...

[DancingNancie]

:lol I don't know if that would be a good or a bad thing!

[Alix]

Originally posted by angelces
don't forget their kinky flirty house guest :evil

Oh you are not forgotten! ;) :evil

[DancingNancie]

how could we forget you Ang?

[angelces]

:D Yea!

[Alix]

don't worry girl ... now you are stuck with us :evil

[DancingNancie]

uh oh Ang, you sure you're ready for the two of us! ;)

[Alix]

nobody is ready ...

[DancingNancie]

:lol hey I don't think we're that bad!

[angelces]

PVD isn't read for the 3 of us that's for DAMN sure! :lol

[Alix]

You got that right Ang ... PVD won't know what hit it ... ;)

[Number27]

wish i was going

[Alix]

Awww ... we wish you could be there too 'Los ... but we'll make sure to take plenty of pics for you :D

[Number27]

these pics i've got to see:D

[Alix]

ok butyou have to wait another week so it can actually happen :)

[angelces]

I have 2 extra ticks los, its not too late to book a flight... :evil

[Number27]

i know, but i cant miss my finals :(

damn school! *shakes fist*

[Alix]

awww ... stupid finals!

[angelces]

Alix you know anyone would would want 2 extra ticks to PVD?

[Alix]

uhhh not that i can think of ... I could ask around though ..

[Rob D]

which is pvd? i have two extra to boston....anyone going to penn state?

[Number27]

you can make a thread in the ticket exchange forum

[Alix]

Providence Rob ....

We are going to Boston too

[angelces]

I did. No one wanted them... I'll have to go top it. They're not that great though.

[Rob D]

i'm sending my brother to the providence show...3rd row

edit: staying on topic, maybe he'll meet some cutie, give her the other ticket and get laid....sorry for almost lacking sex content

[Number27]

Hmm, that sucks

[Alix]

someone will want them .. if not we'll just have to stand outside and find someone to buy them:)

[angelces]

yeah thanks for thinking of us! :(

JK you could come too but you wouldnt want my seats. Back of the freaking place.

[angelces]

PS> I just noticed Rob has a 100 posts since yesterday... we're a bad influence on him :lol

[willnole]

*sigh*

[angelces]

sup will?

[Number27]

something wrong Will?

[willnole]

Just a long crappy day and now I have to do reports. *sigh*

[Rob D]

100 posts in here?

[angelces]

no only 50 :lol told you this place would turn you into a post whore.

[Rob D]

how do you find that out?

[Alix]

Yes we are ... but we love Rob! :)

HeyWill

[DancingNancie]

this place turns everyone into posting whores ;)

[Number27]

yup

[Alix]

yup ... and just whores in general :)

[angelces]

the number of posts in the thread is a link, click it, it lists how many posts everyone have. and yeah I know I'm a post whore.

[Alix]

yes .. you are THE whore and THE kinky bitch ... :evil

[willnole]

Hey Alix!! How are You?

[angelces]

you've moved up the list quite a bit yourself... you're my biggest threat!

[DancingNancie]

she's certainly kinky and a whore! :evil

but in a good way

[angelces]

and in bad ways too :evil

[Alix]

I'm good Will ... and yourself? (AC is gonna be workin it tonight)

I'll sneak up behind you w/out you knowing ...

Bad eh :evil

[Alix]

alright sexy people ... it's naked wet time for me .... *woohoo* Be back in a bit

[angelces]

bad Ass. sig update woo.

[willnole]

ttyl Alix

[Rob D]

i give myself until monday afternoon to be top ten (unfortunately i won't be around much this weekend)...hopefully getting some ass tonight for the ol' bday but she's on the rag right now, so we'll see how she feels.

[DancingNancie]

almost time to leave work!!! whoo hoo for that! :D

[angelces]

time to write a crush a hot and steamy email...

[DancingNancie]

sounds like fun Ang ;)

[Number27]

so, how should i ask this girl out? hmm...

[Alix]

wow ... i write that i"m naked and in the shower and nobody has anything to say... poor poor sex thread!

Have fun w/ that Ang

[angelces]

too distracted here...

[Number27]

i said i was coming over

[DancingNancie]

aww alix I'm sorry... I was thinking about you hot, wet and naked with soapy though ;)

[Alix]

:lol ... I'm out Los, but by the time you are here I'll probably be back in :)

*ang distracted :shocked: - no way*

[Number27]

later guys, talk to you all later tonight

[angelces]

yeah too distracted to write the email. :lol

I gotta watch, I'm like 75 posts away from my 2000th post in here and I want it to be a good one...

[Alix]

Awww ... we're gonna miss it! :(

I gotta go and get the girl ... we'll be back later :)

[angelces]

later x3 I'm outtie

[Alix]

Bye Ang

[selkiegirl]

TOP...geez, we picked the wrong night to have a girlie party...

[angelces]

Jenna we've missed you today

[angelces]

and Hi stace

[angelces]

no ones here, and I'm snowed in, and my car is screwed and the truck with the plow is broken and there's supposed to be more snow tomorrow. I think I'm going to go to bed now.

[Number27]

hi

[#36firedancer]

...so... how'd it go?

[Number27]

i wasnt feeling so good, so i didnt go anywhere

[#36firedancer]

oh... bummer :(

[Number27]

eh, I didn't want to see it anyways

[selkiegirl]

CARLOS!

[angelces]

Jenna. Speeking of things that willl put you in a good mood. Hows sadie?

[Number27]

JENNA! how's my favorite hippie girl?

[angelces]

I smell sex and candy here...

[Alix]

Here I am sexies ...and it just started snowing

[Number27]

its a bit chilly outside

[#36firedancer]

we have the wood stove going...

[UJCdream]

just started snowing now, eh? been snowing here since about 4pm... we've got a good 5 inches or so. roads SUCK. but it looks pretty.

i should say something having to do with the thread.

SEX.

there. i feel better.

[nutter58]

its really cold in here, something's getting perky. :lol

[UJCdream]

Originally posted by nutter58
its really cold in here, something's getting perky. :lol

[katedid81]

Originally posted by angelces
I smell sex and candy here... i love that song

[Alix]

Yeah it's starting to look good outside right now ... although food is on the way so it better make it :)

SEX

[#36firedancer]

the other day I had that "all day I dream about sex" song stuck in my head... :lol

...the worst thing is that I haven't heard it in weeks!

[Rob D]

boo

[Number27]

cuddles

[nutter58]

needthem

[Alix]

sex is great ... esp in the winter :)

[katedid81]

margarita time?

[Number27]

Jason is one cool dude

[katedid81]

Originally posted by Number27
Jason is one cool dude that's why he is called Cool Ass Jason

[Alix]

Yes ...one sexy mofo

[angelces]

Rob I'm gonna be sitting by you in MSG!

[Alix]

Originally posted by angelces
Rob I'm gonna be sitting by you in MSG!

*madly jealous of you all* ...

[Number27]

Oreo is nice to cuddle with, but not the same as a girl...

[Alix]

yay for kitty snuggles :)

[UJCdream]

i'm in a kissing mood. i really really really really want to kiss right now.

[Alix]

i get in those moods sometimes ...

[UJCdream]

they kind of suck. but are fun sometimes (mainly when there's someone around who you can kiss)

[Number27]

all i want for christmas, is someone to snuggle with...

[UJCdream]

Originally posted by Number27
all i want for christmas, is someone to snuggle with...

[angelces]

me three.

I'm in a cuddle mood.

[angelces]

you guys wanna hop in the shower with me?

[Number27]

can we cuddle afterwards?

[katedid81]

i'm in the opposite sex moooood

[angelces]

definately!

[UJCdream]

count me in, ang!

[Number27]

sweet, I'll be right over.

[angelces]

I'll be back to get dirty after I'm done getting clean. :evil