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angelces
12-12-2003, 12:34 AM
hmmm steph drunk...

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 12:36 AM
I hear that when you're drunk that you're more easy... should be interesting ;)

angelces
12-12-2003, 12:37 AM
i'm easy sober... drunk i'm a sure thing :lol

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 12:38 AM
:lol nice Ang

StephDMBCrush
12-12-2003, 12:38 AM
You ;can All Live Vicaoursioly Through Me!!!

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 12:39 AM
Thanks Steph :)

StephDMBCrush
12-12-2003, 12:44 AM
:) yay

angelces
12-12-2003, 12:44 AM
when's the last time you had an O Steph?

UJCdream
12-12-2003, 12:45 AM
O my

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 12:45 AM
Hey sexy people...

-adam

angelces
12-12-2003, 12:46 AM
JaCs trying to hit 5000 but she doesnt know how to whore it up

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 12:46 AM
and the personal questions begin :lol

Hey Adam...how are you doing? coming into the realm of female sexiness ;)

UJCdream
12-12-2003, 12:47 AM
Whore It Up Jacq!

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 12:47 AM
You don't have any pointers for her?

Jac, this is what you have to do. Get a desk job that allows you internet access. When no ones lookinb at you while you're "working", post on Ants.

Repeat.

-adam

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 12:49 AM
and the personal questions begin :lol

Hey Adam...how are you doing? coming into the realm of female sexiness ;)


I brought my war paint and my teddy bear. I think I'll be alright.

-adam

angelces
12-12-2003, 12:49 AM
:lol nice adam, then come home and respond to every thread on the first page :p

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 12:49 AM
:lol nice adam, then come home and respond to every thread on the first page :p


Word, that woman knows what she's talking about!

-adam

StephDMBCrush
12-12-2003, 12:50 AM
last O was yesterday...................................WOOOOO OOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 12:50 AM
You don't have any pointers for her?

Jac, this is what you have to do. Get a desk job that allows you internet access. When no ones lookinb at you while you're "working", post on Ants.

Repeat.

-adam

:lol I just left the job that I had like that... but never fear the job that I'm working now I can post on ants all the time as well!

and good thing that you have your teddy bear and war paint ;)

Number27
12-12-2003, 12:51 AM
:lol nice Ang
awesome...


on a sidenote, Jesus is talking in his sleep...

UJCdream
12-12-2003, 12:52 AM
saying anything good?

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 12:52 AM
'Los you found Jesus?

angelces
12-12-2003, 12:52 AM
apparently I post too much... :p

But don't worry I'll be off the boards all weekend so my posts/day can go down...

Number27
12-12-2003, 12:53 AM
my brothers name is Jesus.

He was stuttering something about a pencil.

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 12:54 AM
apparently I post too much... :p

But don't worry I'll be off the boards all weekend so my posts/day can go down...

If that's your goal I don't think that the weekend is going to help ya out much hun ;)

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 12:57 AM
If that's your goal I don't think that the weekend is going to help ya out much hun ;)

She's at about 60 posts per day. That's a shitload. She's have to take a week off.

And then we'd have to call hell to see if it's snowing...

-adam

angelces
12-12-2003, 12:57 AM
:( thanks a lot guys :(

:lol

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 12:59 AM
And then we'd have to call hell to see if it's snowing...

-adam

:lol

AnQ you know we love you!

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 01:00 AM
:lol

AnQ you know we love you!

Group hug! Dog pile on Angela!!!


-adam

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:01 AM
yay for group hugs! *jumps on pile*

angelces
12-12-2003, 01:02 AM
woo hoo piles on me!

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 01:03 AM
woo hoo piles on me!


Whoo. Some you's people have been working out or something...

Nice.
-adam

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:04 AM
Hey we try Adam ;)

angelces
12-12-2003, 01:07 AM
you two just wanted to jump my bones...

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:08 AM
who told you ;)

angelces
12-12-2003, 01:09 AM
a lixing bird told me...

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:11 AM
:lol that little lixing!

angelces
12-12-2003, 01:12 AM
Hmmm I should let her off the hook what do you think?

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:13 AM
:lol nah keep her tied up ;)

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 01:13 AM
you two just wanted to jump my bones...


:eek: :evil

-adam

angelces
12-12-2003, 01:13 AM
she might like that though... :evil

And adam, you know you do! :evil :evil

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:17 AM
O no AnQ she definately would ;)

and I thought that everyone wanted to jump your bones?

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 01:17 AM
And adam, you know you do! :evil :evil

Rowr!!!!

-adam :lol

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:21 AM
adam you Roared :lol that's so cute!

angelces
12-12-2003, 01:21 AM
everyone does want to jump my bones...
:evil

Ok sexies I'm going to bed. Have a good one, and only 15 posts left for JaC I think you might make it. :p

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:23 AM
I think I'll do AnQ :)

Have a goodnight! Woo hoo for only two more sleeps before PVD!!!!!

StephDMBCrush
12-12-2003, 01:35 AM
jhi to all my friends hwere at ants!!!!
ask me an;dyhthing!!!! yay

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:36 AM
:lol Steph you definately have had a little too much to drink tonight :) but it's all good we still love you hun :hug

StephDMBCrush
12-12-2003, 01:37 AM
My Frienss Wthink It Is Fuinny When I Amd Ruink Cuz I Always Makes Them Laught So They Pouir My Drinks....you Gusyh Are Owderful For Still Puitting Up Wit Me
I Hpoe I Have Never Pissesd Anyone Off On Here.

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:40 AM
I don't think that you've ever pissed me off hun... and I can definately see why you drunk could make people laugh, you seem like a fun drunk :)

StephDMBCrush
12-12-2003, 01:47 AM
you poeplse rule! thanks for being socmuch fun!

Alix
12-12-2003, 01:50 AM
Hello Sexies .... :)

Good night Sexies ...

bbrianblaze
12-12-2003, 08:24 AM
morning all!

dancergirl40ky
12-12-2003, 08:29 AM
Mornin'

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:39 PM
I'm a little disappointed that the sex thread has fallen...

How are all the little sex fiends doing today?

Number27
12-12-2003, 01:41 PM
sexin' it up, JQ

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 01:45 PM
well I'm glad to hear that someone is! ;)

Number27
12-12-2003, 01:58 PM
this is a really cool band

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 02:00 PM
what band?

Number27
12-12-2003, 02:00 PM
its this local band, they are called Fusion Circle. I got one of their CD's a while back, and I just found it again.

mrottondo
12-12-2003, 02:04 PM
so...boobs

Number27
12-12-2003, 02:10 PM
yes, i enjoy those

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 02:10 PM
yes boobs :lol

Number27
12-12-2003, 02:11 PM
This song called "Miami" is great.

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 02:15 PM
already kids time for work :) I'll talk to you all later!

Number27
12-12-2003, 02:16 PM
later Sexy Q

selkiegirl
12-12-2003, 02:43 PM
JQ...like I said on the phone, yep, I'll send a pic of my new carpet:)

Number27
12-12-2003, 02:55 PM
I love your avatar Jenna:)

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 09:28 PM
Wow, ain't a damn thing happening in here without the mistress. Such a shame.....

-adam

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 10:02 PM
She is missed... but we must keep it alive in her spirit ;)

Alix
12-12-2003, 10:03 PM
Wow, ain't a damn thing happening in here without the mistress. Such a shame.....

-adam
Awwwww ... I'm sorry Adam ... but we are here!

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 10:04 PM
So now the sex can begin because two of the Kinky Bitch's apprentices are here :evil

Alix
12-12-2003, 10:19 PM
yes we are here ... but everyone else left - guess there's other better things to do

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 10:20 PM
No one want's to be in here with us... they're all too afraid ;)

Alix
12-12-2003, 10:22 PM
that's right .. be afraid ... be VERY afraid!

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 10:25 PM
mwhahahaha :evil *changes into leather*

Alix
12-12-2003, 10:32 PM
mwhahahaha :evil *changes into leather*
HA (laughs so uncontrolably, I feel like I"m gonna piss myself)
WOW .. thanks for that JQ that was really funny i needed that!

DancingNancie
12-12-2003, 10:36 PM
:lol thought that would make you crack a smile ;)

*thinks to self... is it because I look ridiculous, or because I actually said it? ;)

angelces
12-12-2003, 10:55 PM
hope you all are having fun without me, thought I would pop in and say hellO and post my O from last night. Going to the toy store tonight to pick up some xmas presents for a few ants.

I'm not here just posting hello, see some of you tomorrow have a good one.

digitaldj
12-12-2003, 11:39 PM
Awwwww ... I'm sorry Adam ... but we are here!


Yeah, what am I saying? Much love to my fellow horn-balls. *group hug*

-adam

dancergirl40ky
12-12-2003, 11:49 PM
Do we need a substitute mistress for the night?

digitaldj
12-13-2003, 12:01 AM
Do we need a substitute mistress for the night?


Haha, by all means Stacie....

-adam

Alix
12-13-2003, 12:05 AM
Yeah, what am I saying? Much love to my fellow horn-balls. *group hug*

-adam
Much love to the ONLY male hornball in here tonight!

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 12:06 AM
I crown myself Thread mistress for the night. Lets get this party started. Might I suggest a round of shots and then some naked twister.

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 12:06 AM
yes , we need men lots of them, sexy ones.

Alix
12-13-2003, 12:08 AM
let's get this party started .... quickly! ;)

digitaldj
12-13-2003, 12:14 AM
Much love to the ONLY male hornball in here tonight!


Thank you. Hey are you meeting Angela tomorrow?

Stacie - Thanks for the drinks.

-adam

Alix
12-13-2003, 12:17 AM
Thank you. Hey are you meeting Angela tomorrow?

-adam
Did you have any doubt in your mind Adam! :) ;) :evil

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 12:20 AM
Adam , I didnt know you liked lemon drops, I just got turned on to them. YUM!! any one want another? *takes off bra*

Alix
12-13-2003, 12:22 AM
Adam , I didnt know you liked lemon drops, I just got turned on to them. YUM!! any one want another? *takes off bra*
OMG ... lemon drops rock! I haven't had one of those in ages!

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 12:23 AM
yeah but did you take off your bra?

digitaldj
12-13-2003, 12:24 AM
Did you have any doubt in your mind Adam! :) ;) :evil


:eek: ............take pictures. :evil :lol
-adam

Alix
12-13-2003, 12:25 AM
no but I was going to ... ;)

OK adam ... but I got yelled @ for mentioning the word camera to her!

digitaldj
12-13-2003, 12:32 AM
no but I was going to ... ;)

OK adam ... but I got yelled @ for mentioning the word camera to her!



Oh...she's just a little shy is all. Get a few rum and diets or some Long Island Teas down her and you'll be fine.

-adam

Alix
12-13-2003, 12:34 AM
Yes ... we'll get her plenty of those don't worry - she's already told me that she's gonna get drunk! :D

digitaldj
12-13-2003, 12:35 AM
Yes ... we'll get her plenty of those don't worry - she's already told me that she's gonna get drunk! :D

*cough*parishilton*cough*

Okay, I need to stop. :D
-adam

Alix
12-13-2003, 12:38 AM
OK Adam ... I"ll ask her about that! ;)

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 12:40 AM
Maybe Adam should be cock master tonight. I am headed to bed soon.

digitaldj
12-13-2003, 12:41 AM
OK Adam ... I"ll ask her about that! ;)


:lol Oh man....Alright, here I'm sorry I have to ditch the party. But I got work in the monin'. Ladies, behave. Or I'll be back with my wooden friend.

-adam

Alix
12-13-2003, 12:41 AM
I'm heading out now actually . I REALLY need to get some sleep tonigh t- got a long day ahead of me! :D

Good night everyone! *hugs*

DancingNancie
12-13-2003, 12:50 AM
Just wanted to say hello and goodnight to all you sexy people!

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 09:44 AM
Morning, lets get this on top.

theTabascoŽKid
12-13-2003, 11:18 AM
Since the thread I started for my #1000 post was such a hit (Boobs)... We have decided that my #2000 post (this one) should be equally as uh, well, centered around sex.... I don't know.

So, here it is: The "I got some" thread.

We do not want any details. But, if you got some, just come here and post "I got some."

Very simple.

And, yes... I GOT SOME!

Kenny

WineSnob
12-13-2003, 11:19 AM
Posting Whore!!!


I got some too ( imagine that ;))

DMBand520
12-13-2003, 11:23 AM
i'm getting some when my g/f gets home from work so in like 6 hours ....

i got some or actually I'll get some

JonTheRvelator
12-13-2003, 11:25 AM
:lol

rockyracoon
12-13-2003, 12:46 PM
i want some.

satellite618
12-13-2003, 12:47 PM
i want some.
beat me to it! :lol

nonewdirections
12-13-2003, 02:59 PM
i did too :)

jrcdmb40
12-13-2003, 04:14 PM
beat me to it! :lol
pun intended?

Mark
12-13-2003, 04:16 PM
i got some the other night. first time in a while :(

Ccronks
12-13-2003, 04:29 PM
Does getting some from your hand count?

IlliniGal
12-13-2003, 04:39 PM
I plan to get some tonight.

RaynorC
12-13-2003, 05:15 PM
Does getting some from your hand count?
:lol :lol

Number27
12-13-2003, 05:16 PM
Maybe later on tonight

notaxiforme
12-13-2003, 05:21 PM
Does getting some from your hand count?

Only if you use your non-writing hand. :monkey

smallwaise
12-13-2003, 05:54 PM
Only if you use your non-writing hand. :monkey
that's tricky

WesDutchMaster
12-13-2003, 06:16 PM
Since the thread I started for my #1000 post was such a hit (Babyphat)... We have decided that my #7000 post (this one) should be equally as uh, well, centered around sex.... I don't know.

So, here it is: The "I'm sex-obsessed" thread.

We do not want any details. But, if you are sex-obsessed too, just come here and post "I'm sex-obsessed and can only talk about sex."

Very simple.

Wes

ITakeTwoSteps
12-13-2003, 06:19 PM
:lol

RaynorC
12-13-2003, 06:21 PM
Um,you wouldnt happen to be making fun of a certain somebody,would you?
:lol

twosteppn36
12-13-2003, 06:35 PM
is there anyone that doesnt like sex?

dmbecky
12-13-2003, 06:36 PM
i love sex! yahoo

twosteppn36
12-13-2003, 06:38 PM
Only if you use your non-writing hand. :monkey




thats like using bringing in your relief pitchers for your #1 starter

twosteppn36
12-13-2003, 06:41 PM
i love sex! yahoo


and i love you :lol

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 06:46 PM
:lol :lol I am obsessed with sex. Is that a problem, I dont get it.

Davenumber40
12-13-2003, 06:51 PM
Wes are you trying to challange Erich for the title of most sarcastic? I'm afraid you might lose in a showdown. That would be cool to watch though. ;)

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 06:55 PM
congrats on 2000, I didnt get some yet , but I plan to.

cyberhound
12-13-2003, 07:03 PM
Well I can talk about many sex subjects Wes. Among them, cunnilingus and copulation. Discuss anyone?

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 07:05 PM
Discuss at will Loftin. We have an opposite sex thread that is pretty open.

MacEvil
12-13-2003, 07:11 PM
One year from now I will look this thread up. :BANG

:p

notaxiforme
12-13-2003, 07:13 PM
thats like using bringing in your relief pitchers for your #1 starter

Ok, use the writing hand. But if you do, you have to use the "stranger" technique. (i think thats what its called)

selkiegirl
12-13-2003, 07:16 PM
Stace, how did I know I would find you in here?

dancergirl40ky
12-13-2003, 07:32 PM
:lol :lol What can I say

digitaldj
12-13-2003, 07:32 PM
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=78974


Heh.

-adam

DMB-CRAZY
12-13-2003, 08:27 PM
I got some last night AND the night before! H-O-T!!!

Haiku Jimi
12-13-2003, 08:38 PM
no one cares...

theTabascoŽKid
12-13-2003, 08:44 PM
no one cares...
Then don't post here...

I started this thread, maybe that means I care.

I plan on getting some again tonight.

theTabascoŽKid
12-13-2003, 08:56 PM
Hell yeah I'm sex-obsessed...

At least I'm good at it, Wes.

;)

Haiku Jimi
12-13-2003, 09:15 PM
post

mrottondo
12-13-2003, 09:39 PM
sex-obsessed here as well, nothing bad about that

nutter58
12-13-2003, 09:54 PM
counting the minutes. :lol

rockyracoon
12-13-2003, 09:57 PM
I plan on getting some again tonight.


well by george, you go get yourself a little something!

maxpower
12-13-2003, 09:59 PM
I just masterbated.

nutter58
12-13-2003, 10:00 PM
i wouldn't say i'm obsessed. i just have a dirty mind sometimes, and i get a high from it all sometimes. .. .yea. whatever that means. :lol

Number27
12-13-2003, 10:06 PM
remind me not to shake your hand

Kate Marie
12-13-2003, 10:09 PM
remind me not to shake your hand
let's not assume he used his hand

perhaps he has a cyber pussy

Number27
12-13-2003, 10:10 PM
you know, such things exist...

its called the fleshlight...google it

Kate Marie
12-13-2003, 10:11 PM
you know, such things exist...

its called the fleshlight...google it
haha, i've seen them in the "store" ;)

Number27
12-13-2003, 10:12 PM
:lol

WineSnob
12-13-2003, 10:13 PM
We went to a fun store last night called Christals (maybe that is TMI) but we found it entertaining...

maxpower
12-13-2003, 10:13 PM
Nah, no fleshlight for me... it's all Jamie or my hand.

Number27
12-13-2003, 10:14 PM
just a wee bit too much info

IlliniGal
12-13-2003, 10:18 PM
you know, such things exist...

its called the fleshlight...google it
oh my god they have MOVIES about it :lol

not that i looked....

fleckhead
12-13-2003, 10:37 PM
i'm getting some as I type this.

Number27
12-13-2003, 10:44 PM
oh my god they have MOVIES about it :lol

not that i looked....
:lol

Number27
12-13-2003, 10:45 PM
i'm getting some as I type this.
doing it doggy style and putting the laptop on her back?

awesome.

musicmad
12-13-2003, 10:47 PM
doing it doggy style and putting the laptop on her back?

awesome.


:lol thats classic los

dancergirl40ky
12-14-2003, 12:50 AM
^ obsessed, like the rest.

Alix
12-14-2003, 01:30 PM
O my gosh ... 3rd page and there was no sex in here all night :shocked:
Must top for the sexy people of this thread! :)

dmbjamz
12-14-2003, 02:38 PM
yes there are people who don't like sex. i have a friend who hasn't "done it" with his wife for over 8 weeks....her choice not his. Personally I love sex. I will try/ have tried just about everything. And I'm ready for it anytime anywhere. Except that horse porn referred to somewhere else.

UJCdream
12-14-2003, 02:50 PM
i don't know if i'd say "obsessed"...but i love sex, for sure. anytime, anywhere...

MelissaDMBfan
12-14-2003, 02:52 PM
I enjoy sex...A LOT, but haven't gotten any in awhile :( :(

UJCdream
12-14-2003, 02:58 PM
me either, melissa. i don't even want to say how long...

selkiegirl
12-14-2003, 03:03 PM
Me three...eh, like I said before, sex is overrated.
Ya, right:)

ljm18
12-14-2003, 03:04 PM
i'm not obsessed exactly, i do however highly enjoy it and often get it :D

gloco
12-14-2003, 03:35 PM
I'm obsessed because i dont have any :(

DancingNancie
12-14-2003, 08:58 PM
Evening sexy people :)

dancergirl40ky
12-15-2003, 07:30 AM
The sex was slow in the thread but O and O :)

dancergirl40ky
12-15-2003, 07:51 AM
yes there are people who don't like sex. i have a friend who hasn't "done it" with his wife for over 8 weeks....her choice not his. Personally I love sex. I will try/ have tried just about everything. And I'm ready for it anytime anywhere. Except that horse porn referred to somewhere else.

mmm, poor fellow. Its bad when you arent getting any cause you arent in that kind of relationship. To be in the relationship and have a constant reminder is worse.

gloco
12-15-2003, 08:02 AM
yes there are people who don't like sex. i have a friend who hasn't "done it" with his wife for over 8 weeks....her choice not his. Personally I love sex. I will try/ have tried just about everything. And I'm ready for it anytime anywhere. Except that horse porn referred to somewhere else.

And this is precisely the point why men cheat. :BANG

dancergirl40ky
12-15-2003, 08:03 AM
I got some, twice.

dancergirl40ky
12-15-2003, 08:04 AM
true :(

UNLTrpt
12-15-2003, 08:33 AM
never had any

number4one
12-15-2003, 08:34 AM
...got some...wants more...

dancergirl40ky
12-15-2003, 08:37 AM
7 days , cant wait.

selkiegirl
12-15-2003, 08:56 AM
Well, I didn't THINK I was obsessed, but my lovely little O story can be found in the sex thread soon...or lack of an O after my "accident". Feck.

jcantrell82
12-15-2003, 08:59 AM
yeah, i love me some sex.

selkiegirl
12-15-2003, 09:04 AM
So, I took Miss Angela's advice last night..after my egg breakage, it needed to be rewired. Ang said she would just to break the damn thing apart and rewire it herself. So, I am using pliers, frickin thing wouldn't budge. Then I take out a straight screw driver, hold the egg on the counter, push down with all my might. In but a moment, the egg pops out from under the screwdriver, and the screwdriver literally cuts off the tip of my thumb, right at the top of the nail line. It's hanging halfway on, and the blood was just pouring out into my palm, frickin blood everywhere. It didn't stop bleeding for 2 hours, and the pain, cheese and rice, it fecking hurt. 2 codeines later, I finally fell asleep. This morning, it's ugly as sin, throbbing, and just icky icky, all for a dang O. Needless to say, there was no O on my mind after that mess.
I refused to go to the ER...what am I gonna say? Trying to repair an egg for an O and get screwed by a screwdriver instead.
That is all...

UNLTrpt
12-15-2003, 09:08 AM
ouch....

mikemack8
12-15-2003, 09:10 AM
I love sex, for sure, in fact, I got laid last night :)

selkiegirl
12-15-2003, 09:11 AM
Well, I'm happy for ya, really. Aaaaargh!:)

mikemack8
12-15-2003, 09:13 AM
Well, I'm happy for ya, really. Aaaaargh!:)
:) ;)

selkiegirl
12-15-2003, 09:15 AM
I just want to re-think last night and make more sound decisions using my brain and not my G-spot.

mikemack8
12-15-2003, 09:16 AM
I just want to re-think last night and make more sound decisions using my brain and not my G-spot.
:ugh:

mikemack8
12-15-2003, 09:17 AM
oh hey I wanted to tell you, my gf's lab started a new diet this weekend, flashlights and headphones, quite nutritious huh? :lol

selkiegirl
12-15-2003, 09:18 AM
Ja, exactly, did you SEE my story? (Looking for sympathy, how self absorbed am I?):) Honestly, for all you who had your O's, I truly am happy for you:)

angelces
12-15-2003, 09:37 AM
So, I took Miss Angela's advice last night..after my egg breakage, it needed to be rewired. Ang said she would just to break the damn thing apart and rewire it herself. So, I am using pliers, frickin thing wouldn't budge. Then I take out a straight screw driver, hold the egg on the counter, push down with all my might. In but a moment, the egg pops out from under the screwdriver, and the screwdriver literally cuts off the tip of my thumb, right at the top of the nail line. It's hanging halfway on, and the blood was just pouring out into my palm, frickin blood everywhere. It didn't stop bleeding for 2 hours, and the pain, cheese and rice, it fecking hurt. 2 codeines later, I finally fell asleep. This morning, it's ugly as sin, throbbing, and just icky icky, all for a dang O. Needless to say, there was no O on my mind after that mess.
I refused to go to the ER...what am I gonna say? Trying to repair an egg for an O and get screwed by a screwdriver instead.
That is all...


OMG!!! I'm soooo sorry. I usually just twist real hard *wince* sorry I wish I could have been around to give you some pointers. :hugs to Jenna.

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 09:39 AM
OMG!!! I'm soooo sorry. I usually just twist real hard *wince* sorry I wish I could have been around to give you some pointers. :hugs to Jenna.

suuure, now ya give pointers on "how"...


poor Jenna....
:hugs

angelces
12-15-2003, 09:40 AM
Did someone say sex?

twosteppn36
12-15-2003, 09:41 AM
Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

angelces
12-15-2003, 09:41 AM
Oh yeah.... and huge O for last night :evil

Is it bad to be naughty??

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 09:44 AM
huge? nice!

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 09:47 AM
at least there is something good about coming back to work on Monday...

sex talk... boobs thread.... (D&F chat too)

Love_love_Love
12-15-2003, 09:49 AM
i havent had sex in about a month either..it sucks..he works all the time and so do i..along with school so when we do see eachother we're both too exhausted to move..the holidays are coming though!

angelces
12-15-2003, 09:51 AM
new toy, new boy... :D

but not at the same time :evil

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 09:59 AM
sO dOes that make it an O
and
O weekend....?!

(One fOr the bOy and One fOr the tOy...)

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 10:02 AM
i havent had sex in about a month either..it sucks..he works all the time and so do i..along with school so when we do see eachother we're both too exhausted to move..the holidays are coming though!


something naughty is always fun this time of year....


yeah my wife goes for her 6 week postpartum dr appt the day AFTER Christmas... and everyone (child-birhting instructor, dr, mid-wife) says "nothing it the vagina until then..."!!! hahahaha and :( too

so look out for the weekend AFTER Christmas... every nap our daughter takes, we'll be "sneaking away".... hopefully!! ;)

angelces
12-15-2003, 10:04 AM
I wish!! but unfortunately nO. :(

PS> where are you pregaming for CT?

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 10:08 AM
I wish!! but unfortunately nO. :(

PS> where are you pregaming for CT?

"pregaming"... is that what you call the fun you get into before a concert??

dancergirl40ky
12-15-2003, 10:12 AM
poor Jenna, that is so awful.

angelces
12-15-2003, 10:12 AM
yes, in this case having a few before going to the show. typically at a bar or other social gathering place... ;) I don't know that area at all and my sister wants to do the whole blunts and 40s thing but thats not really my deal.

dancergirl40ky
12-15-2003, 10:15 AM
take it easy on her big boy.

MelissaDMBfan
12-15-2003, 10:17 AM
me either, melissa. i don't even want to say how long...
Same here Beth! Its almost embarassing!

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 10:26 AM
if you need the name of a few places... try googling up Hartford nightlife ....
here are a few that come to mind:
Bourbon Street
City Steam Brewery
Bar With No Name
or even Coach's and Brickyard Cafe (which is actually a LARGE bar/club with many floors)

selkiegirl
12-15-2003, 10:37 AM
Heya, Ang...wish you were here...feck, this thing is throbbing

Alix
12-15-2003, 10:38 AM
Brickyard is pretty cool! :)

HELLO SEXIES! :)

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 10:40 AM
so Alix, any plans on adding your pic to your profile...??


and Ga Morning!

angelces
12-15-2003, 10:40 AM
Thanks Brian!
Sorry again Jenna, wanna us to come kiss it better? :evil
Hey Lix! Hope you 2 made it home ok, it took me 8 hours of driving in the snow to get home to a house with no power. And since I have saltwater fish and coral, I had to stay awake until 3 am stirring the fish tank every half hour to keep water moving and add air to the tanks... damn pets the things we do for them :rolleyes:

angelces
12-15-2003, 10:41 AM
so Alix, any plans on adding your pic to your profile...??


and Ga Morning!


yes I was expecting some... pics in my email today... :D

Alix
12-15-2003, 10:41 AM
Another wonderful sex thread ...

Alix
12-15-2003, 10:43 AM
I'll do that .... I just have to resize some!

And you will get your pics Ang .. gimme a break - I was relaxing all day yesterday ;) Speaking of which we have to talk soon - neither of us is gonna be around at night for the next 2 days! :D

angelces
12-15-2003, 10:45 AM
my cell works at work. :D Call whenever, or I can call after the show tonight :evil

Alix
12-15-2003, 10:46 AM
OK ... I can do that I think. If you don't hear from me before you leave for the show then give me a call afterwords (I might actually have to do some work today)! ;)

selkiegirl
12-15-2003, 10:50 AM
Thanks Brian!
Sorry again Jenna, wanna us to come kiss it better? :evil
Hey Lix! Hope you 2 made it home ok, it took me 8 hours of driving in the snow to get home to a house with no power. And since I have saltwater fish and coral, I had to stay awake until 3 am stirring the fish tank every half hour to keep water moving and add air to the tanks... damn pets the things we do for them :rolleyes:
Yes, please...:) Love you, girls, but I cannot type anymore:(

Duckyguy
12-15-2003, 10:53 AM
Does getting some from your hand count?

Yeah no kidding. I would be the leading poster on ants if I posted all the times that my slut of a hand has given it up to me.

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 10:54 AM
it's all good....

Ccronks
12-15-2003, 10:55 AM
Yeah no kidding. I would be the leading poster on ants if I posted all the times that my slut of a hand has given it up to me.
I wouldn't call my hand a slut. I mean it's never cheated on me, and has never let me down.

UNLTrpt
12-15-2003, 10:55 AM
Yeah no kidding. I would be the leading poster on ants if I posted all the times that my slut of a hand has given it up to me.

LOL that's fu*king hillarious

Duckyguy
12-15-2003, 10:56 AM
I wouldn't call my hand a slut. I mean it's never cheated on me, and has never let me down.

AMEN! My hand has never "had a headache" or been visited by "Aunt Flo"

I love my hand, and it loves me back.

WesDutchMaster
12-15-2003, 10:58 AM
Another wonderful sex thread ...
which was actually started to mock the sucky sex threads. :(

dancergirl40ky
12-15-2003, 10:59 AM
you cant stop the sex Wes.

greppson
12-15-2003, 11:07 AM
i'm with ya wes.

crashchick1365
12-15-2003, 11:09 AM
>gets more than the law allows
:evil
:lol

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 11:13 AM
Yes, please...:) Love you, girls, but I cannot type anymore:(


BOO! and :(

Alix
12-15-2003, 11:14 AM
which was actually started to mock the sucky sex threads. :(
I think you missed the dripping sarcasm in my last statement. It seems as though sex has become probably the most popular topic of converstaion in the past couple months!

Alix
12-15-2003, 11:15 AM
I hope you feel better Jenna .. and if it doesn't feel better I really would suggest going ot the Dr ... just make up some story! ;)

WesDutchMaster
12-15-2003, 11:16 AM
Alix, can you merge all the sex threads?

and maybe lock the merged on?
;)

Alix
12-15-2003, 11:20 AM
Alix, can you merge all the sex threads?

and maybe lock the merged on?
;)
I would if I could, but unfortunately I can't. You'll have to wait for Marcelo to come on - he'd merge them for you, but I dunno about the closing!

bbrianblaze
12-15-2003, 11:21 AM
"so a burglar broke into my home and I grabbed a screwdriver to defend myself....
blah blah egg blah.... chopped off the tip of my finger...
so doc, can ya help???"

TheMadViolin
12-15-2003, 11:25 AM
Never! They must live on!

angelces
12-15-2003, 11:33 AM
...trying to pry open my cd player with a screwdriver after it ate my D&T cd from the 2003 tour...

Alix
12-15-2003, 11:47 AM
...trying to pry open my cd player with a screwdriver after it ate my D&T cd from the 2003 tour...
that woudl totally work ... I've had to do that before ... :lol

Rob D
12-15-2003, 11:50 AM
hey guys, sorry for the absence, i've been deathly sick the past two days...thanks to the one and only frankthetank passing his sars to me in the car ride to and from penn state. thanks frank, i appreciate it. hope all is well here.

Alix
12-15-2003, 11:55 AM
hey guys, sorry for the absence, i've been deathly sick the past two days...thanks to the one and only frankthetank passing his sars to me in the car ride to and from penn state. thanks frank, i appreciate it. hope all is well here.
Hope you feel better Rob :)

digitaldj
12-15-2003, 12:00 PM
I refused to go to the ER...what am I gonna say? Trying to repair an egg for an O and get screwed by a screwdriver instead.
That is all...


Go the ER Jenna. Tell them you were trying to repair your can opening and stabbed yourself with the screwdriver. If you don't go the ER it could get much worse, especially if it took 2 hours to stop bleeding. I'm dead serious, go to the ER now!

And I hope you feel better. :)

-adam

angelces
12-15-2003, 12:21 PM
afternoon pervs... I love emails btw.

Sorry to hear about your being sick rob and hi to adam too. :D

digitaldj
12-15-2003, 12:22 PM
Sorry to hear about your being sick rob and hi to adam too. :D

Hola Angelita.

-adam

angelces
12-15-2003, 12:25 PM
hOw was your weekend?

Alix
12-15-2003, 12:26 PM
afternoon pervs... I love emails btw.


You've got mail ... btw :)

Looks like I'm heading off to work now ... for a fun and wonderful evening ... ha ha ha ha I crack me up!

Keep on Sexin ;)

angelces
12-15-2003, 12:27 PM
hey am I allowed to post any of those pics?

digitaldj
12-15-2003, 12:31 PM
hOw was your weekend?


Started out just work work work work work work. Including one day of work on only 2 hours sleep. Yeah I work at a coffee shop, but at that point, drinking coffee is like using an eyedropper to put out a forest fire. Saturday was good, me and my brother hung out played video games and were just...GUYS. Then me and bunch of friends from work ate Mongolian BBQ, watched the "The Professional" and drank like a school of fish.

And I know I normally don't mention it, but I got one magnanimous O that was sort of seat-of-the-pants. An opportunity presented itself and it ended up very beneficial for all parties involved.

-adam

Alix
12-15-2003, 12:33 PM
Sure ya can ... most of them are pretty good minus the first like 6 when the camera was on the wrong setting (just use your judgement) ;)

angelces
12-15-2003, 12:42 PM
thanks for reminding me why I don't like cameras around when there's drinking invovled... there are a couple incriminating ones of JaC and I in here...

digitaldj
12-15-2003, 12:46 PM
there are a couple incriminating ones of JaC and I in here...

*cough*gimme*cough*

:eek: Who said that? Perv....

-adam
*snicker*

angelces
12-15-2003, 12:49 PM
welllllllll the picture of the two of us and her tongue....

maybe if you ask nice :evil

mrottondo
12-15-2003, 12:51 PM
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

:evil

digitaldj
12-15-2003, 12:53 PM
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

:evil
:lol Holy crap.
Funny who comes out the wood work when you start talking about pictures of drunk bi females...

-adam :lol

angelces
12-15-2003, 12:55 PM
:lol Holy crap.
Funny who comes out the wood work when you start talking about pictures of drunk bi females...

-adam :lol


ok I'm not posting pics of JaC without her permission but here's one of me...

digitaldj
12-15-2003, 12:57 PM
ok I'm not posting pics of JaC without her permission but here's one of me...


You dress cute...

And that Bacardi looks DAMN GOOD.
-adam

dancergirl40ky
12-15-2003, 12:58 PM
looks like that bacardi bottle might cum soon. :)