Ask the opposite sex

[angelces]

yes that too.

[number4one]

Trojans, best condoms ever
:evil agreed.

[selurBMD]

wine, dine, 69 her.
HEY thats whats on Sea Basses hat in dumb and dumber

[selurBMD]

Im gonna go eat. Ill be back.

[number4one]

HEY thats whats on Sea Basses hat in dumb and dumber
HEY!

[angelces]

HEY!
HEY! .

[Number27]

Hey!

[recentlytrippin]

Here ya go, Carlos...we so want you need you right now...Freddie is gonna be tapped soon.




*debating*

Sig material?

[Number27]

Yes, definetly sig material.

[angelces]

:lol definately

[selurBMD]

HEY im back. Had pizza and it was goooood

[RuggerSelkie]

Damn..just damn...that was damn good.

[Number27]

Ha, just as I am leaving, you guys come back

[#36firedancer]

:o ? ;)

[angelces]

hehehehe

[selurBMD]

anythin happen when I was gone?

[GreenJester]

*flickers into existence, then back out again, leaving only an echo of joyful laughter*

[RuggerSelkie]

Mark...NO, do not leave!!!

[selurBMD]

Green jester, are you tinker bell?

[GreenJester]

Green jester, are you tinker bell?
He just called me a fairy... no, not Tinker Bell.

Just dropping in for a sec, glad everyone's having a pleasant evening.

I'll send for another case of champagne.

[RuggerSelkie]

No, he is the ultimate poet...

[selurBMD]

I know Im just kiddin

[RuggerSelkie]

He just called me a fairy... no, not Tinker Bell.

Just dropping in for a sec, glad everyone's having a pleasant evening.

I'll send for another case of champagne.Make that appletini's and you got a deal, baby.

[GreenJester]

No, he is the ultimate poet...

Ultimate Poet... yes, it's like Ultimate Fighting. We write in a cage, and our similes have steel spikes & studs. Bare-knuckle limerick matches. It's brutal.

[selurBMD]

sounds really hardcore

[angelces]

there once was a man from indiana...
who liked to write to girls from his cabana
we all knew he was sweet
but we just wanted his meat
and now we just look at his banana...

[selurBMD]

That was... the greatest piece of poetry I have ever seen. Green Jester you just got killed!!!

[angelces]

yeah mark watch out you're not the only writer around here :p


:lol yeah right

[GreenJester]

there once was a man from indiana...
who liked to write to girls from his cabana
we all knew he was sweet
but we just wanted his meat
and now we just look at his banana...
Oh... my... god... :ugh:

She wins, folks! Her opponent is reeling, he's down, he's bleeding all over the mat, oh the humanity!

That is sooo raw. I just can't top that. Think I need to lie down...

[angelces]

*throws arms up and does that happy dance*

Yeah!! You know it baby! :lol

[selurBMD]

what the hell does reeling mean. Dave has it in like fifty billion songs. I just sing it but I have no clue what it means. Yes I am an idiot

[angelces]

reel2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rl)
v. reeled, reel·ing, reels
v. intr.
To be thrown off balance or fall back: reeled from the sharp blow.
To stagger, lurch, or sway, as from drunkenness: reeled down the alley.
To go round and round in a whirling motion: gulls reeling and diving.
To feel dizzy: My head reeled with the facts and figures.

v. tr.
To cause to reel.

n.
A staggering, swaying, or whirling movement.

A moderately fast dance of Scottish origin.
The Virginia reel.
The music for one of these dances.


www.dictionary.com

[GreenJester]

what the hell does reeling mean. Dave has it in like fifty billion songs. I just sing it but I have no clue what it means. Yes I am an idiotSpinning, dizzy, about to fall.


Edit: What Angela said! :)

[asmjm39]

whoa, that about sums it up

[selurBMD]

ok thanx

[angelces]

:lol is that your reaction to backreading Matt?

[GreenJester]

For Selkie, I'll post something from the home files... hmm, what would she like...

[selurBMD]

wow, the sex room has hit a new low. were looking up words in the dictionary!!! sex. penis. vagina. ok thats better

[angelces]

nice I made your sig :lol

[GreenJester]

"Flying Away"


A leaf on the picnic table
Catches by the tips of veins
The rushing of the season
And twitches, beckons, waves
Falls flat once more.

A paper on the desktop
Rises on edge in time
To the curtain’s billow
Turns and slides closer
But stays from the floor.

A desert tortoise clambers
Against a painted rock
Tipping unsteady higher
Until its eyes are silhouettes
Before the harsh blue sky.

You drive closer by days
Reading maps at night
And I burn in my shell
Counting time by my pulse
A breath from the end.

[angelces]

ok ok ok you win

but you try rhyming INDIANA! :p

[asmjm39]

oh yeah whoa is all I can say

[GreenJester]

"Physical Education"



Subject, verb, predicate

I want you

Simple arithmetic tongue

Mine circling yours

Like trigonometry

You, the floor, my hands

Learning without apples

Declension, then conjugation

As every locker falls open

Up and down the hall

Spilling the truth.

[angelces]

learning without apples... very nice

[GreenJester]

More?

[selurBMD]

Jester you should seriously start a thread and put all your poetry on it. I suck at this stuff so its really really amazing how you do what you do with your words. Its kind of like the kid thats never touched a baseball watching John Smoltz pitch(a few years back that is).

[selurBMD]

Yeah

[angelces]

More?
always... *pants*

;)

[selurBMD]

One more. give me one that I could impress a girl with. Youll get credit for it I promise

[selurBMD]

more jester more oh yeah more ohhhhhhh

[selurBMD]

sorry just tryin to stay on subject a little

[angelces]

I'm gonna go read an old PM about a mistress then lie down...

[GreenJester]

"Night"


The silver moon sits fat and sharp
close to the treetops, looking for all the world
as if it could slice the horizon in two, murderously
sever night from valley wall and cast an already dark evening
down into oblivion, and leave what? A billion stars.

The keys are dangling miles away in the ignition,
and we are at our weakest, lacking costumes and weaponry,
fumbling out of haste and inexperience, dangerously exposed.
Nothing sharper than your fingernails.

Naked and coupled, the fool and the harlot
in conspiracy against something
they cannot see yet.

Condensation creeps over the windows and glistens
like insect song, shimmers like our breath. You wonder
about what I can only guess, other summers, fidelity
or maybe just time. When will he go?

When can I be rid of him?


*******
^ I've actually gotten around to submitting my stuff to magazines, but no bites yet. Well, I had once published online at a magazine called "Beautiful Nuance." And I had a few published in college, in the IU Canvas. But all this stuff is newer, from the last three years since graduation. There is a poetry thread, but it's kinda overstuffed, and anyway, I want ya to feel like a special audience. :)

[GreenJester]

Here you go selurBMD--for the girl:


"The Cat You Are"


The cat you are
Sidles up to my ankle
Navel at my eyes
And strokes a purr
From my shaven throat

You curl me
In one sunbeam hand
Like a whisker—
I devour you
As gold

Take your pale
Velvet as my pillow,
The curve of your tail
A tiger in the blind shadows

We nap unto alley mouths
Swallowing the light,
Stretch and open
Again, again

How long can we play, kitten?
How long leave off shoes?

By dusk the star drums’
Evensong wakes you
To the streets.

[angelces]

well... on that nOte...

[selurBMD]

thats awesome well Im out. keep writen buddy

[GreenJester]

well... on that nOte...
night, angel... give yourself a kiss for me ;)

[angelces]

night, angel... give yourself a kiss for me ;)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :evil just a kiss?

hehehehe

[GreenJester]

I need to leave, also. Too many late nights already this week.

Adieu.

[selurBMD]

Just a random thought. We've had alot of ppl in here, especially Fernando, complainin that they are lonley and so on. What if we started a ants dating service? *rubs chin thinking hes smart*

[MelissaDMBfan]

Just a random thought. We've had alot of ppl in here, especially Fernando, complainin that they are lonley and so on. What if we started a ants dating service? *rubs chin thinking hes smart*
I know there is a website that is called dmbdate.com...or something like that..There was a thread about it in DMBc a few days ago. I would still be leary of meeting someone over the internet, but at least you know you have something in common with them.

[dancergirl40ky]

"Physical Education"




Subject, verb, predicate

I want you

Simple arithmetic tongue

Mine circling yours

Like trigonometry

You, the floor, my hands

Learning without apples

Declension, then conjugation

As every locker falls open

Up and down the hall

Spilling the truth.

How is it possible to make an english lesson sensual? Dude...damn..daaaaanm...(Jenna)

[texasdmblvr]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN.( ISN'T THIS THE TRUTH ? ):
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
* Show up naked... Bring food... Don't block the TV

:lol THAT'S HILARIOUS: and soooo true :lol

[texasdmblvr]

More?
i don't think i'll ever read enough.. you truly amaze me with your words. i haven't enjoyed poetry in years... thanks so much for bringing me back
i've lost that lovin feeling lately and your words remind me everyday. i look forward to much more ;)

[selurBMD]

I know there is a website that is called dmbdate.com...or something like that..There was a thread about it in DMBc a few days ago. I would still be leary of meeting someone over the internet, but at least you know you have something in common with them.
danmit they stole my freakin idea!!!! Fernando smites dmbdate.com

[GreenJester]

Gooooooood morning AntMarching.org...

[OklahomaMama]

good morning, mark :)

[bbrianblaze]

mornin' sexers!!

[OklahomaMama]

mornin' SexyBrian :D

[Brad]

Moanin' ya'll

[bbrianblaze]

mornin' SexyBrian :D


well THAT'S a pleasant surprise to my mornin'... ;)

how U doin?! :evil

[GreenJester]

Miss Oklahoma, you got's the purdy-est smile there, always a ray of sunshine in the morning.

On a related note, Brian's perpetually going to look like a disgruntled Dave Matthews wearing a big hat in my mind's eye. :lol

[bbrianblaze]

On a related note, Brian's perpetually going to look like a disgruntled Dave Matthews wearing a big hat in my mind's eye. :lol

well what can I say... I'll take that look (considering how many female Dave-lovers there are here...). I thought it was a nice wintery look and I had hoped to pick up the RS issue but it was f#%@ing gone (off the shelves) and replaced with the Feb issue before I grabbed it...

Damn you Howard Dean (on Feb's issue)!!! :twak

[Number27]

Hey Sexers!

[GreenJester]

well what can I say... I'll take that look (considering how many female Dave-lovers there are here...). I thought it was a nice wintery look and I had hoped to pick up the RS issue but it was f#%@ing gone (off the shelves) and replaced with the Feb issue before I grabbed it...

Damn you Howard Dean (on Feb's issue)!!! :twak
So THAT'S why Dean isn't winning the primaries!!! :eek:

:lol

Don't get me wrong, I like the avatar. Very appropriately wintry.

[bbrianblaze]

hey, like I said, I don't mind the 'mind's eye' comment....

[lillerfm]

Morin' everyone...hope everybody is well rested and relaxed on this "Hump Day"...

-fml

[bbrianblaze]

Morin' everyone...hope everybody is well rested and relaxed on this "Hump Day"...

-fml

das right... it's Hump Day!!! :evil

[Number27]

hump day :lol

[GreenJester]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump...

[bbrianblaze]

The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump...

ah, what great poetry...










:lol (j/k)
yes I remember the Digital Underground, but I had to make a poetry reference cuz it's you, mark!

[lillerfm]

Now, if I can just play my cards right with the wife I can cap off Hump Day with what the day was intended...

[lillerfm]

yes I remember the Digital Underground, but I had to make a poetry reference cuz it's you, mark!

I get busy in the Buger King bathroom...


-fml

[GreenJester]

I get busy in the Buger King bathroom...


-fml
That song was before I started really following music, but you just don't forget a title--or the chorus--of a song like "The Humpty Dance"...

So, any other cheezy sex-tunes springing to mind?

[bbrianblaze]

I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.





I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

[bbrianblaze]

That song was before I started really following music, but you just don't forget a title--or the chorus--of a song like "The Humpty Dance"...

So, any other cheezy sex-tunes springing to mind?


Funky Cold Medina....


Bust a Move....

[lillerfm]

That song was before I started really following music, but you just don't forget a title--or the chorus--of a song like "The Humpty Dance"...

So, any other cheezy sex-tunes springing to mind?

I don't know about that, but the onslaught of memories from me dancing to that song at high-school dances makes me want to hide under my desk and softly cry to myself.

Naughty by Nature - OPP

[number4one]

sex? yes please.

[GreenJester]

Hey you two, I was once like you, and I like to do the wild thing...

[bbrianblaze]

I don't know about that, but the onslaught of memories from me dancing to that song at high-school dances makes me want to hide under my desk and softly cry to myself.

Naughty by Nature - OPP



O is for other
P is for people scratchin temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
:evil

[angelces]

sex from home today :D

[texasdmblvr]

lovely lady let me drink you please, i won't spill a, drop no, i promise you....

[angelces]

^ yeah don't like that song.

[GreenJester]

sex from home today :D
One could almost take that the wrong way...

Morning, Ang. Welcome back to the fray.

[bbrianblaze]

So, any other cheezy sex-tunes springing to mind?


and what about the cheesy-rock love ballads...

I mean the rap tunes are funnier but the rock ones were cheesier (imo)!!

:lol

[texasdmblvr]

tangled tongues and lips
hike up your skirt and show your world to me


no- how about this

sweet like sugar, hot like wax, slow like honey dripping down my back

[lillerfm]

sex from home today :D

That's nice, so you can just sit at home all day in your lingerie and hang out in the sexpot thread...I can dig it.

-fml

[angelces]

yeah or in my case a big heavy sweater and fleece pants... ;)

[bbrianblaze]

eh, it was close to his mental imagery (sp?).... :lol :evil

[Number27]

^ yeah don't like that song.
yea, i cant listen to that song either.

[angelces]

yeah... I don't think my dad and brother would appreciate me walking around in sexy lingerie

[Number27]

glad everyone is at work in the mornings

[bbrianblaze]

yeah... I don't think my dad and brother would appreciate me walking around in sexy lingerie

but... after next week when someone is out on her own... the ants with dirrty minds here will remind you that dad and bro aren't around... :lol

[Number27]

but... after next week when someone is out on her own... the ants with dirrty minds here will remind you that dad and bro aren't around... :lol
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

[angelces]

trust me there's nothing better than being naked. But not when its this FREAKIN cold.

[Number27]

My American Eagle blanket rocks! Too bad it doesn;t cover my feet:(

[lillerfm]

yeah or in my case a big heavy sweater and fleece pants... ;)

Now you're just going out of your way to destroy my mental imagary...

-fml

[JanelleM]

Ang are you at work? I heard ti snowed like crazy there overnight!

[Number27]

I really shouldn't complain that I am cold, its only like 53 here.:p

[angelces]

its 22 degrees and we have 8 inches on the ground.

[angelces]

my horroscope for the day...

You are feeling more seductive then usual. Act on this instinct.

[Number27]

yes, I definetly need to stop my bitching about it being cold. Then again, I am in shorts :lol

[bbrianblaze]

my horroscope for the day...

You are feeling more seductive then usual. Act on this instinct.

how U doin? :evil

[GreenJester]

its 22 degrees and we have 8 inches on the ground.
Hey, I know that feeling... *shivers*

[angelces]

much better after last night... i dOn't know why that could be...

[GreenJester]

much better after last night... i dOn't know why that could be...
You mentioned something about a "mistress" last night... I believe I had a little encounter with her, toO...

[JanelleM]

Sick!! I hate the cold.

[angelces]

:evil

[angelces]

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and
guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl
up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and
hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

[lillerfm]

And the rest of my day is now ruined...

-fml

[GreenJester]

:eek: :lol :haha


Wow.

[Number27]

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and
guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl
up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and
hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.

This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear.

He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any
Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too.":lol :haha

[angelces]

:lol thought you boys would get a kick out of that one.

[JanelleM]

Hey where are all the chicks today? Not that Ang needs help entertaining all these men ;)

[lillerfm]

:lol thought you boys would get a kick out of that one.

If by kick you mean to the groin, then yes.

-fml

[angelces]

i think stace and jenna are sleeping off last night's festivities (with freddie) ;)

[asmjm39]

nice one ang!

[OklahomaMama]

OOOOH! that's right... it is "hump day"
:evil
how appropriate :D

[bbrianblaze]

so Brenda... what's the deal with the sig (or lack there of)??! :confused:

[angelces]

nice one ang!
are we turning a lurker into a member... hmmm I wonder...

[Number27]

I go from Random to 'Cock to Sex...whoa

[OklahomaMama]

http://www.amidreaming.org/dreamers/images/smilies/hump.gif (javascript:smilie(':humpy'))http://www.amidreaming.org/dreamers/images/smilies/hump.gif (javascript:smilie(':humpy'))http://www.amidreaming.org/dreamers/images/smilies/hump.gif (javascript:smilie(':humpy'))http://www.amidreaming.org/dreamers/images/smilies/hump.gif (javascript:smilie(':humpy'))http://www.amidreaming.org/dreamers/images/smilies/hump.gif (javascript:smilie(':humpy'))
i love Humpy.... wish we had him here...
*hint, hint, rob!

[OklahomaMama]

its 22 degrees and we have 8 inches on the ground.
i can't believe you're complaining about having 8 inches, ang!
:lol

[bbrianblaze]

are we turning a lurker into a member... hmmm I wonder...


huh huh, she said 'member'.... :evil :D

[asmjm39]

keep on humming
:eek: :eek:

wait, did I say that????

:evil

[OklahomaMama]

so Brenda... what's the deal with the sig (or lack there of)??! :confused:
oh, the last time i had a buttload of sigs, rob pm-ed me and asked me not to clutter up the joint :rolleyes:

[lillerfm]

i can't believe you're complaining about having 8 inches, ang!
:lol

Is it that THICK heavy snow?

-fml

[lillerfm]

oh, the last time i had a buttload of sigs, rob pm-ed me and asked me not to clutter up the joint :rolleyes:

I was bummed cause I liked being quoted...it was kinda like being published there for awhile...Brian has my back right now though.

-fml

[Number27]

"Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?"

I love that movie! :lol

[bbrianblaze]

I was bummed cause I liked being quoted...it was kinda like being published there for awhile...Brian has my back right now though.

-fml


BOO YA!!

I still represent....





*check PM box for a message from Rob...* :lol :lol

[Number27]

Nah, yours is fine. Its when it gets really long that the mods have a problem with it.

[bbrianblaze]

Nah, yours is fine. Its when it gets really long that the mods have a problem with it.


well I've had Dave quotes and other stuff in there before that took up every bit of the 500 (?) character limit... :lol :rolleyes:

[Number27]

Well, its not the character limit they are concerned, but the lenght of the sig.

[lillerfm]

Well, as long as I can still put up Sport's Guy quotes, I don't care.

[bbrianblaze]

Well, its not the character limit they are concerned, but the lenght of the sig.

ok, I think you lost me there... :confused:



isn't a 500-character sig the biggest there is (since that is THE LIMIT)?!?!


Edit: or do you mean FONT SIZE

[Number27]

i mean lenght...as if its a really long sig that takes up half the screen or so.

edit: i mean, height :p

[OklahomaMama]

ok, boys & girls...siggy is back :D
i think the font probably was the issue :rolleyes:

[bbrianblaze]

so all ya gots to do is make the font smaller...


ok, WHERE is the sex talk and who will shut up these 2 yahoo's talking about sigs?!?! :lol

[Number27]

i dont use the word: perpendicular, enough in a conversation

[lillerfm]

Well, its not the character limit they are concerned, but the lenght of the sig.

You change some words around there and the subject matter and it sounds like every date I've ever been on.

-fml

[Number27]

You change some words around there and the subject matter and it sounds like every date I've ever been on.

-fml
:lol :lol

[selurBMD]

Hey people Fernandos here!!

[OklahomaMama]

good one, -fnl (may i call you frank now? we've all gotten intimate here :D )

[bbrianblaze]

Now I gotta try....

Orig...
Well, its not the character limit they are concerned, but the lenght of the sig.


A date with Frank...
Well, it's not the character they are concerned, but the limit of the length...
:D

('sig' is left over)
:rolleyes:

[OklahomaMama]

i googled "fernando" on images...
not quite what i pictured him looking like
:lol
http://images.google.com/images?q=fernando&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en

[lillerfm]

good one, -fnl (may i call you frank now? we've all gotten intimate here :D )

Yeah, sorry...fml is a habit from work.

-Frank...

(I can do it!)

( I can do it....all.....night....long!)

[bbrianblaze]

i googled "fernando" on images...
not quite what i pictured him looking like
:lol
http://images.google.com/images?q=fernando&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en

here's a google for Brenda-Lee... ;)

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=brenda-lee


*waits... I'm sure a Brian one will show up...* :lol

[OklahomaMama]

Yeah, sorry...fml is a habit from work.

-Frank...

(I can do it!):thumbsup cool! fml kept making me think "formal"
and lord knows we're anything but THAT around here
:lol

[selurBMD]

I like this one the best!!!http://hermosillovirtual.com/concursos/imagenes/fernando.jpg

[lillerfm]

here's a google for Brenda-Lee... ;)

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=brenda-lee


*waits... I'm sure a Brian one will show up...* :lol

Beehive hottie!

-Frank

[OklahomaMama]

yup, that strikes me as "fernando-ish"
:lol

[GreenJester]

Sex in the great outdoors--who's got a story?

[selurBMD]

Yeah but thats not what Fernando looks like. Fernando starting to get on my nerves. Lately everytime he gets excited he throws up.

[selurBMD]

No storys here

[lillerfm]

Sex in the great outdoors--who's got a story?

Never done it, but never wanted to...I don't care for it in porn so I doubt I'd like it in real life.

All those bugs crawling in places they shouldn't be...

-Frank

[OklahomaMama]

Yeah but thats not what Fernando looks like. Fernando starting to get on my nerves. Lately everytime he gets excited he throws up.
holy crap... i literally spit out my coffee when i read that!

mebbe fernando could use some
http://www.nmafaculty.org/images/pepto_large.jpg

[selurBMD]

Now you know how fernando feels!!

[angelces]

mmmmmmmmmmm bacon...

[lillerfm]

Alrighty, I actually have to do what I get paid for so I'll catch up in a few hours...

Don't do anything I'd like to hear about.

-Frank

[OklahomaMama]

Sex in the great outdoors--who's got a story?
highly overrated...
all i can say is:
georgia
fire ants
burning hoo hoo
:rolleyes:

[bbrianblaze]

<methinks Brenda is the Queen of Pics... (not incl the boobs thread) ;)

[GreenJester]

highly overrated...
all i can say is:
georgia
fire ants
burning hoo hoo
:rolleyes:

Ow! Ow! Ow! And, can I say... ow!

Anyway, I just threw a topic out there 'cause Brian asked for one.

[GreenJester]

Methinks it's time for a lunch break...

[OklahomaMama]

here's a google for Brenda-Lee... ;)

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=brenda-lee


*waits... I'm sure a Brian one will show up...* :lol
ugh! i've been living up to that fuzzy haired country chick my whole life :violent

here's one for you, bri bri :)
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=brian+blaze

[bbrianblaze]

Ang has bacon the mind.....


BLT?! :confused:

[selurBMD]

look at captain b "hick"ey down at the bottom right!

[OklahomaMama]

look at captain b "hick"ey down at the bottom lefthttp://www.bravestmemorial.com/html/members_individual/hickey_brian/680050_captbhickey.jpg

is that someone you know, nick?

[selurBMD]

hes my best freind

[angelces]

I love this one for brenda (no offense but this is the funniest one)
http://www.christchurchkona.com/images/web-Brenda-Lee.jpg

and brian
http://www.bravestmemorial.com/html/members_individual/hickey_brian/680050_captbhickey.jpg

[Number27]

i lost my virginity in the outdoors :lol

[bbrianblaze]

http://www.bethpagefd.com/HickeyTribute/page4/newhickfdny_files/newdsayfire1997.jpg

PUT YOUR DAMN MASKS ON.....


idiots...

[selurBMD]

I feel bad for buddy on the roof

[bbrianblaze]

in my gear...
http://www.warriorguyver.com/wgfanfic/artwork/brian/novaguyverfemale01.jpg


:lol :evil :D

[angelces]

you wish

[selurBMD]

Look at me..http://gallery.foolmoon.com/images/nick.jpg .... well this is what Im goin for

[Number27]

mr. superman

[OklahomaMama]

the angela page :D http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=angela

[bbrianblaze]

I feel bad for buddy on the roof

in the random thread this morning I rambled about a recent safety drill...

well we saw a few films/excerpts where dumb@$$ ff's got into BAAAD situations and weren't properly 'geared up'... as in this pic!!!

talking 2nd and 3rd degree burns easily....

one guy was on an industrial structure that was going good and the roof kinda exploded.... he tried to crawl down the ladder (head first) while STILL ON FIRE!!!
:BANG

[bbrianblaze]

how U doin Ang...

http://mindprod.com/images/angela.jpg

;)

[selurBMD]

http://mindprod.com/images/angela.jpg Ohhhhhh BABY!!!!! need to put this one on the boobs thread

[bbrianblaze]

you wish


well ya tend to feel a little Super-hero-ish when you're all geared up...
:D


which was the point I was discussing this mornin'... :rolleyes:

[selurBMD]

HEY shes MINE!!!

[angelces]

yeah this is me... http://www.vrouwen.com/images/aschijf/angela.jpg

[bbrianblaze]

HEY shes MINE!!!


too slow! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

from the angela page ;)

http://www.state.de.us/highway/Photo%20links/Ed%20&%20Angela.jpg

[selurBMD]

No its just a guy with the same name. I almost look like that. Thats what I want to look like

[bbrianblaze]

from the angela page ;)

http://www.state.de.us/highway/Photo%20links/Ed%20&%20Angela.jpg


mm hmmm, we know about her attitude prob... apparently it extends to legal authorities too... :twak

[angelces]

is it just me or are there a lot of slutty girls on my results...

[OklahomaMama]

:lol
at least your results weren't some old bat
(love the lady in the hat, btw)
mwahhhhhh!

[selurBMD]

I wasnt goin to say anything but.....

[OklahomaMama]

i typed in oklahoma mama (figured i better beat ya'll to it):lol
http://www.semkinlonghorn.com/images/home_page_mama.jpg

[selurBMD]

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=10535 This is me

[bbrianblaze]

yeah Ang, she puts out...
http://users.ox.ac.uk/~ouwcc/new/gallery/2001/angela.jpg

and I won't even discuss this slutty one... I mean LOOK at how she's dressed
http://eduweb.nie.edu.sg/is/Staff/Photos/angela.jpg

[bbrianblaze]

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=10535 This is me



alright alright, enough with the abs already!!! :BANG







:lol :lol j/k

[selurBMD]

ok..... Im sorry

[angelces]

sexy one...

[bbrianblaze]

ok..... Im sorry


just f'in with ya... ya know the lady-ants are eating that pic up....
:lol

[selurBMD]

ok......

[texasdmblvr]

http://antsmarching.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=10535 This is me
damn boy- how far is georgia from Houston texas? :evil i'm at the gym religiously every morning but YOU are some eye candy... keep up the good work-

[angelces]

hey nick here's a small version of that pic for your profile.

(sans the abs)

[selurBMD]

:D thank ya

[selurBMD]

sweet thanx

[bbrianblaze]

damn boy- how far is georgia from Houston texas? :evil i'm at the gym religiously every morning but YOU are some eye candy... keep up the good work-


hmmm, I could go for a Big Mac about now.... :lol :BANG :p







j/k obviously... I really do avoid most fast food...)

[bbrianblaze]

hey nick here's a small version of that pic for your profile.

(sans the abs)


why don't ya make an 'abs-only' pic for him to put in the profile....

:lol

[angelces]

I've been on a diet for over a year, lost 60 pounds, I'm taking the week off and I'll be back to it starting the first. There's only soo much dieting you can do before you kill yourself. I'm actually getting sick of eating crap. I've found myself growing to like the food I've been eating for the last year.

[Number27]

http://images.google.com/images?q=carlos&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&start=0&sa=N

lots of interesting pictures for carlos

[selurBMD]

geez.... an abs only pic!?!?!




OK

[OklahomaMama]

i open the package in anticipation, inhaling the aroma deeply
quivering with the thought of putting this luscious thing in my mouth....
later i lick my fingers, savoring the memories...

















oh, quit it! it was my peanut butter & jelly sammich i had for lunch
:lol

[Number27]

i need to start working out again

[angelces]

Los this is totally you!!
http://www.justthefunny.com/images/Carlos%20Valdez%20Jr.%20(Angry%20Phone).JPG

[Number27]

:lol Yea, it totally is!

[selurBMD]

Carlos.... the karate, miata drivin, scuba diving, pipe smokin, MAN!

[selurBMD]

hahahahahaha OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. That is the funniest thing ever. I love the glasses!!!!

[bbrianblaze]

http://images.google.com/images?q=carlos&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&start=0&sa=N

lots of interesting pictures for carlos


Los, you furry caucasian (sp?)!!!

http://omega.albany.edu:8008/.images/carlos.gif

[Number27]

whoa, that looks like my real dad :lol

[bbrianblaze]

whoa, that looks like my real dad :lol

so we'll call you Junior then... if this is Carlos Senior...

:lol

[selurBMD]

Hully Shite!!! Ive got a test tomorow that I need to go study for. Cya guys later

[Number27]

I was a junior two years ago! :lol

[OklahomaMama]

this is my fave nick pic

http://mirc.stealth.net/misc/nick.jpg

[bbrianblaze]

how funny would it be to change either our profile pics or avatars to one of the images on the google page....


:lol

[OklahomaMama]

I was a junior two years ago! :lol
i was a junior (thinks real hard) one, two, three...
oh, christ! nevermind :p

[angelces]

ha funny brian, but no one would get it but us. :lol

[Number27]

that would be the greatest inside joke ever!

[bbrianblaze]

ha funny brian, but no one would get it but us. :lol

yeah....




this thread is like a small world of its own anyway.... ;)



and Junior... was a whiiile ago for me too. :D

[OklahomaMama]

how funny would it be to change either our profile pics or avatars to one of the images on the google page....


:lol
i love it!
can someone resize this to a profile pic size?
http://www.jumpshotink.com/images_portfolio/brenda_lee.jpg

[angelces]

I will and I love that you call our thread the OST... nice very nice

and here you go.

[OklahomaMama]

i wuv you, ang!
:D

[Number27]

The OST

[lillerfm]

In my downtime I like to balance things on my man-junk.

[angelces]

Los you want me to resize that gansta pic of you?

And here's frank's

[Number27]

sure, that would be awesome :lol

[lillerfm]

Los you want me to resize that gansta pic of you?

And here's frank's

Spanks!

-Frank

[bbrianblaze]

i love it!
can someone resize this to a profile pic size?
http://www.jumpshotink.com/images_portfolio/brenda_lee.jpg


nice siggy... Resident Smart-@$$!! :lol

[angelces]

well at least I'm using photoshop... which is kinda like working...

Los...

[selurBMD]

OK im back I got bored studying

[GreenJester]

Taco Bell: my guiltiest pleasure...

[OklahomaMama]

okie dokie, babies...
new profile pic, new sig, new custom user title...

i feel like a new woman!
:lol

[selurBMD]

KY: Fernandos guiltest pleasure.....

anyone else think that my penis is gettin a little too much of personality here lately???

[angelces]

very nice!

[bbrianblaze]

hmmm...
http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/cyberx/brian.JPG
or
http://www.brics.dk/Images/person/images/brian.gif
or maaaaybe
http://www.sbeyer.com/images/Brian%20Duprey.jpg
:D