Ask the opposite sex

[GreenJester]

KY: Fernandos guiltest pleasure.....

anyone else think that my penis is gettin a little too much of personality here lately???
I think naming it was the first mistep. Giving it personality is the dive off the cliff.

[selurBMD]

gotta go with the top one. He kinda looks like one of the guys from "Too Much"

[angelces]

hahahah brian I like the one in the middle.

[bbrianblaze]

gotta go with the top one. He kinda looks like one of the guys from "Too Much"

I think the top one looks too much like a young Drew Carey.... :lol

[selurBMD]

that too

[angelces]

Here you go brian... :D

[OklahomaMama]

what...the...hell?!?!?!
someone click my profile and tell me what pic you see

[angelces]

shift refresh the page of your profile and you'll see the new one.

[lillerfm]

Marge Simpson

[angelces]

hold the shift button and hit refresh

[bbrianblaze]

thanks Ang!

Brenda, I see that 'other Brenda Lee'... seems to be working fine.





btw, Ang, are you switching your profile pic?!?!?!

[selurBMD]

http://www.djurvall.burken.nu/Harrys_0601/001%20-%20Angela.jpg angela I found this one for you

[selurBMD]

whoaaaa sorry about that I didnt no it was goin to be that big!!!! thats what all the ladies say about Fernnando!!

[lillerfm]

Yeah...we're all cool.

[angelces]

yeah I don't think so...

[GreenJester]

My eyes... I've gone blind... what WAS that monstrosity???

[selurBMD]

It came up when I typed angela so you might want to ask her

[GreenJester]

It came up when I typed angela so you might want to ask her

I feel so misled.... ;)

[JanelleM]

This is me. Second from the left...
http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=57785&page=73&pp=30
10th post down. Sorry but with all the picture fun this is the only one I have

[OklahomaMama]

ok...frank & i are "cool"
what's up with the rest of you peeps?
:p

[angelces]

i like the first one I posted I have to look more though, if you guys want to keep submitting the ones you find for yourselves I'll make them the right size...

[bbrianblaze]

ok...frank & i are "cool"
what's up with the rest of you peeps?
:p



< was at lunch... I'll take care of it now....

[OklahomaMama]

> adds brian to the cool person list...
:lol
i looooove that pic! wonder who that poor bastahd really is?

[lillerfm]

ok...frank & i are "cool"
what's up with the rest of you peeps?
:p

You understand that nobody else is going to "get" this...

Do we care?

-Frank

[OklahomaMama]

You understand that nobody else is going to "get" this...

Do we care?

-Franki think george sez it best :lol
http://www.bloodforoil.org/i-dont-care.gif

[selkiegirl]

i think stace and jenna are sleeping off last night's festivities (with freddie) ;)Late arrival...:) We had to take my guy to the airport at 4 this morning, and due to the icy roads, we were late, so he had to catch the next flight at 11:30.
Sleep was divided, Stace in her room, (with Miss Sadie), us in ours, as much silly fun as we had here last night, it was all much more innocent than you think. :angel
Love Freddie, love me some Stace, but the 2 do not mix other than for photo ops:) OK, maybe a few kisses...errr, ja...
How y'all doin' today?

[selkiegirl]

i can't believe you're complaining about having 8 inches, ang!
:lol
This is something the selkieness will NEVER complain about... :eek:

[OklahomaMama]

hello, sexy selkie :D
boy, do YOU have a lot of back reading to do...
we've all been a little wacko in here today
:lol

[selkiegirl]

Sex in the great outdoors--who's got a story?Sunshine on my/his shoulders makes me happy:)

[selkiegirl]

I've been on a diet for over a year, lost 60 pounds, I'm taking the week off and I'll be back to it starting the first. There's only soo much dieting you can do before you kill yourself. I'm actually getting sick of eating crap. I've found myself growing to like the food I've been eating for the last year. :thumbsup
I understand so much, Ang... ;)

[lillerfm]

hello, sexy selkie :D
boy, do YOU have a lot of back reading to do...
we've all been a little wacko in here today
:lol

She better start googleing quick...

-Frank

[OklahomaMama]

She better start googleing quick...

-Frankyup!
http://www.squatty.com/filemgmt_data/snaps/google.jpg

[bbrianblaze]

here's a Jenna...
http://neondragonart.com/ts/gallery/jenna.jpg

:D


Edit: meant to incl the link....
http://images.google.com/images?q=jenna&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

[selkiegirl]

Ja, this is me and Stace all right...google style.

http://flag.blackened.net/ati/jenna.jpg

[bbrianblaze]

^Bush girl....


Dubya'd be proud....

[lillerfm]

You want to swing it back around to sex?

Here's a question, what's the average number of positions that you and you're special friend have when you do the deed?

Discuss...

-Frank

[OklahomaMama]

awwwwwwwwww!

look at this jenna :)
http://www.hart90.com/DogsSeptember2003/Jenna-09-13-03.jpg

[selkiegirl]

Good goodness, there's alot of dogs under the Jenna googleage...but this pic wins the prize...

http://www.breedingcattlepage.com/hereford/AmosHerefordFarm/images/jenna.jpg

[selkiegirl]

You want to swing it back around to sex?

Here's a question, what's the average number of positions that you and you're special friend have when you do the deed?

Discuss...

-Frank
During one deedage? Geez...lots...depends on our energy level, but maybe around 3?

[OklahomaMama]

average for me & the ol'man? hmmm, let me see...
foreplay for me
ditto
ditto
ditto
ditto
for him: 1 or 2
bumping uglies this way 1
" " that way 1
" " the other way 1

um, 10? is that normal?

[bbrianblaze]

deedage... depends on our energy level


"deedage" :lol



and nice 'qualifier'... energy level... ;) :evil

[GreenJester]

hey Jenna

[lillerfm]

During one deedage? Geez...lots...depends on our energy level, but maybe around 3?

Well, you know I guess that wasn't that good of a question...my bad.

[OklahomaMama]

thought this deserved double penetration....um, i mean POSTING :evil
Re: how do you take your bacon

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Quote:
Originally Posted by Davenumber40
I have a dirty mind. For some reason I thought of "how do you take your bacon" as something else.

*whispers: you're not the only one... i've been waiting for someone to reply "up the ass!"

[selkiegirl]

Heya, Mark, Brian, everyone...loved your poetic prose yet again, Mark, danke for the inspiration:)
Yes...deedage...the Valley girl still resurfaces occasionally.:)

[lillerfm]

average for me & the ol'man? hmmm, let me see...
foreplay for me
ditto
ditto
ditto
ditto
for him: 1 or 2
bumping uglies this way 1
" " that way 1
" " the other way 1

um, 10? is that normal?

You need that much reving up? What are you a lawnmower? :p

[BustedFairyTale]

*peeks head in*

hi sexies.

[GreenJester]

average for me & the ol'man? hmmm, let me see...
foreplay for me
ditto
ditto
ditto
ditto
for him: 1 or 2
bumping uglies this way 1
" " that way 1
" " the other way 1

um, 10? is that normal?
Bumping uglies... I don't think I've heard that one before. What a... unpleasant way to describe it. :lol

For my answer, I'll say on average 2, maybe 3 max. Not counting foreplay.

[selkiegirl]

So, Miss Brenda, I must say a special hello and welcome to this highly sexed part of ants...your posts make me and Stace look like amateurs:)
Love my hippie sista!

[selkiegirl]

Bumping uglies... I don't think I've heard that one before. What a... unpleasant way to describe it. :lol

For my answer, I'll say on average 2, maybe 3 max. Not counting foreplay.Foreplay is counted? Let's see then...1,2,3,4,...can we use our toes to count? :D

[lillerfm]

We like to refer to it as "mixing it up" and "seeing if the ladies department is busy".

-Frank

[OklahomaMama]

You need that much reving up? What are you a lawnmower? :p
it's not necessarily "revving up".... i cut the grass several times, baby
:D

[bbrianblaze]

*peeks head in*

hi sexies.


heeeey morrrrrgasm!

[selkiegirl]

it's not necessarily "revving up".... i cut the grass several times, baby
:D
Eh, I let him cut the grass round these parts...

[lillerfm]

it's not necessarily "revving up".... i cut the grass several times, baby
:D

:p :multi

My girlie is a one-and-done type.

[GreenJester]

:p :multi

My girlie is a one-and-done type.
Nothin' wrong with that, especially when it's a really, really good One. :evil

[angelces]

positions are like fine wine, you don't know what kinds you like until you try them all... :evil

[lillerfm]

Now mowing the grass also brings up interesting questions...

Hair, Bare, or Barely Hair Down There?

-Frank

[selkiegirl]

Whatever he prefers...

[lillerfm]

Whatever he prefers...

Good answer!

Sorry for the pervish questions.

I had Chinese food for lunch, and I think it made me horny.

-Frank

[angelces]

mostly shaved but for a small patch in the front...

[bbrianblaze]

I had Chinese food for lunch, and I think it made me horny.

-Frank


young man, don't make me update my sig...

:lol :lol

[angelces]

i'm surprised no one commented on my positions post... I must be slacking lately :freak:

[GreenJester]

Always wanted to experience "bare" however, I've also heard it can be real pain in the... neck to have to keep it shaved (and it's not much fun when it's growing back in). I'd never request it of a woman.

[GreenJester]

positions are like fine wine, you don't know what kinds you like until you try them all... :evil
So, are there any left on your "to-do" list? :evil

[selkiegirl]

positions are like fine wine, you don't know what kinds you like until you try them all... :evil
We're workin' on it, babe!!!:)

[lillerfm]

Always wanted to experience "bare" however, I've also heard it can be real pain in the... neck to have to keep it shaved (and it's not much fun when it's growing back in). I'd never request it of a woman.

It's awesome. It looks great and feels great when you're doing whatever. I prefer it.

As for me? I keep everything pretty tidy downstairs.

-Frank

[angelces]

So, are there any left on your "to-do" list? :evil
mostly the ones that require more than 2 people... if we could think of it we've tried it. Including many uncomfortable ones for both parties involved...

Riding sidesaddle or backwards is interesting though...

[lillerfm]

Riding.. backwards is interesting though...

Niiiiiiiiiiiicee.

-Frank

[lillerfm]

young man, don't make me update my sig...

:lol :lol

I wrote it and I figured, well, that's gonna spark something...

Didn't have the heart to edit myself.

-Frank

[selkiegirl]

Always wanted to experience "bare" however, I've also heard it can be real pain in the... neck to have to keep it shaved (and it's not much fun when it's growing back in). I'd never request it of a woman.
It's actually somewhat fun when you initially do it, but ja, when it grows back in it itches like a mofo, or so I've heard.

[JanelleM]

^^ Each person is different but I have been bare for 5+ years now and it's the only way to go for me :)

[angelces]

BaumanBFL: haha, what's the speed limit on sex?
angelces36: idunno but if you smoke when you're done you were going too fast
BaumanBFL: 68, cause if you go any faster you have to turn around

[GreenJester]

Got a little poem for ya'll, wrote it this afternoon. Not exactly sex-oriented, but here goes. Criticize away, please:

[GreenJester]

“Middle Chapter”


We ordered water, too nervous
For anything more tangible.
We were starving.

I was playing with ice I knew.
A sentence died in a sip.
Our history played on two stages.

Eye-contact like fencing:
We crossed, locked, searched
For words that backed away.

You had spied my loose corner
And drawn out a state secret,
A thought carelessly shut.

Look, you said
It’s not like this is one-sided.
But it can never work.

I sought a parry, paled
And saw there was no wound
Only my weaponless heart.

Novels passing in the bookshop
I thought, each bound in hand
For somebody else’s den.

I know, I said
And nothing will change.
And worse, nothing will change.

[lillerfm]

^^ Each person is different but I have been bare for 5+ years now and it's the only way to go for me :)

And what do you use to keep it that way?

-Frank

[selkiegirl]

“Middle Chapter”


We ordered water, too nervous
For anything more tangible.
We were starving.

You had spied my loose corner
And drawn out a state secret,
A thought carelessly shut.

Look, you said
It’s not like this is one-sided.
But it can never work.

I sought a parry, paled
And saw there was no wound
Only my weaponless heart.


I know, I said
And nothing will change.
And worse, nothing will change.

These lines got to me the most...
I was in this relationship, in so many ways.

[OklahomaMama]

mostly shaved but for a small patch in the front...
hey, ang...
we're "bush twins"
mwahahahahah!

[angelces]

well I was your postwhore in training...

[bbrianblaze]

Jenna and Barbara?! :evil

[OklahomaMama]

and the trainee surpassed the master...mistress...whatever :D

[lillerfm]

well I was your postwhore in training...

Now I KNOW I've read stories about that someplace online...

-Frank

[OklahomaMama]

Jenna and Barbara?! :evil:lol
LMAO
which name do YOU wanna call your hoo hoo, ang?

[bbrianblaze]

:lol
LMAO
which name do YOU wanna call your hoo hoo, ang?

um, UH OH.. I hope Selkie doesn't get offended if one of you use her name to name your "hoo hoo"... :lol :lol

[OklahomaMama]

um, UH OH.. I hope Selkie doesn't get offended if one of you use her name to name your "hoo hoo"... :lol :lol
she loves us dearly... i think she'd be HONORED to have Jenna attached to our snatches :p

[selkiegirl]

she loves us dearly... i think she'd be HONORED to have Jenna attached to our snatches :p
Whoa...just whoa!

Speaking of being attached...Stace had a wonderful make out session last night...you'll never guess who/what with...

[OklahomaMama]

who was the mystery person? all i saw was a blank screen....

[lillerfm]

James Vanderbeek

[selkiegirl]

It was the blank screen...she made out with the TV...
Desperate measures, indeed:)

[Crumbo]

good afternoon y'all

hi Jenna:)

hehe

[OklahomaMama]

James Vanderbeekhttp://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/54/039_36509.jpg
i'd do him!

[OklahomaMama]

good afternoon y'all

hi Jenna:)

hehe
howdy!
i love your profile pic...too cute!

[selkiegirl]

good afternoon y'all

hi Jenna:)

hehe
Oh Lord...did we really do those things on CAM last night??? I am receiving images in between my memory lapses...it could not have been good.

[lillerfm]

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/54/039_36509.jpg
i'd do him!

I DON'T WANT...YOUR LIFE.

[angelces]

awww yeah but that was back when he was hot!

[Trainer2375]

momma :eek: :lol

i never liked him.

[Crumbo]

Oh Lord...did we really do those things on CAM last night??? I am receiving images in between my memory lapses...it could not have been good.

what happens on the webcam at the commune and other places stays there ;)

:haha

[OklahomaMama]

awww yeah but that was back when he was hot!he's not hot anymore? he's "un-hot"?
:(

[lillerfm]

Now, as TV stars go, I'd like a serving of Nikki Cox please.

[Trainer2375]

he's not hot anymore? he's "un-hot"?
:(
:lol yes, he is now "un-hot" :haha

from TV, i don't really know who i'd do, unless you can count baseball games as tv?!? :D

[selkiegirl]

what happens on the webcam at the commune and other places stays there ;)

:haha
Wait, wait...I remember seeing something typed from someone that said something about capturing screen images...
I am so glad I remained innocent...:)

[Crumbo]

Wait, wait...I remember seeing something typed from someone that said something about capturing screen images...
I am so glad I remained innocent...:)

hmmm......I wonder who that was :D

[selkiegirl]

hmmm......I wonder who that was :DJa, me too...well, whoever it may be is having fun with the evidence as we speak, and smiling BIG about the blackmail money he/she may be able to make from it all...:)

[angelces]

:lol trouble... so sorry I missed it. I had a nice O and then a nice unsatisfying conversation with the ex before passing out.

[OklahomaMama]

:lol trouble... so sorry I missed it. I had a nice O and then a nice unsatisfying conversation with the ex before passing out.
well, at least the O was nice & the conversation was unsatisfying...and not the other way around :p

[OklahomaMama]

like their style :D

http://www.kynson.freeserve.co.uk/images/gallery/orgasm.jpg

[angelces]

very good point brenda... and those guys, what happens if you do them in the wrong order?

[OklahomaMama]

very good point brenda... and those guys, what happens if you do them in the wrong order?heh heh
i think it comes out like "smegma" :D

[bbrianblaze]

very good point brenda... and those guys, what happens if you do them in the wrong order?


you can almost spell Morgasm!!!! but you end up with mor gas.... :ugh:

[angelces]

I just wouldn't want to get soo mixed up you lose the O... He's the most important member...


:evil

[GreenJester]

"In space, no one can hear you smeg."

Anyone know what that's from?

[angelces]

hitchhikers?

[GreenJester]

hitchhikers?
No, but close, sort of. British sci-fi sitcom called "Red Dwarf."

[angelces]

and we were supposed to know that how??? :rolleyes:


;)

[OklahomaMama]

and we were supposed to know that how??? :rolleyes:


;)
*picks nose & scratches ass simultaneously*

uh, yeah... i'm from okiehoma :freak
:lol

[GreenJester]

and we were supposed to know that how??? :rolleyes:


;)
I just threw it out there to see if anyone was as big a geek as me. Apparently NOT. :)

It was the "smegma" comment that made me think of it.

[angelces]

sex.

[bbrianblaze]

sex.



actually I prefer sex!


;)

[GreenJester]

s-e-x

Three little letters... one syllable... but hopefully, it's never that quick...

[OklahomaMama]

s-e-x

Three little letters... one syllable... but hopefully, it's never that quick...
you gotta say it like this then:
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxx xxxxxxx!
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

someone is drilling and screwing in my hallway

not the fun kind tho :(

[bbrianblaze]

or....
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex (breath) sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.... :evil

[Crumbo]

Ja, me too...well, whoever it may be is having fun with the evidence as we speak, and smiling BIG

:p I would never do that without written consent from all parties involved....with that being said...you have an email ;)

[GreenJester]

s s s s s s s s s s
e e e e e e e e e
x x x x x x x x x x


(standing up)

[number4one]

s s s s s s s s s s
e e e e e e e e e
x x x x x x x x x x


(standing up)
well isnt that clever...

[OklahomaMama]

Sex, Baby!

[GreenJester]

Damn it's gettin' hot in herre!

*tosses clothes to the floor*

*realizes nobody else is getting naked, hastily redresses*

[OklahomaMama]

>too slow...already stripped nekkid, looks around & realizes she's alone
:(

[number4one]

like their style :D

http://www.kynson.freeserve.co.uk/images/gallery/orgasm.jpg
check out the pants on these SEXY SEXY BEASTS!! :lol RAWR!

[GreenJester]

Hey, that was a genuine "RAWR" :). Haven't heard one of those in ages...

I've got to go. Mayhap you'll be privy to my shenanigans later this evening, if I get online.

L8ter!

[OklahomaMama]

see ya, markie...
hurry back ;)

[GreenJester]

>too slow...already stripped nekkid, looks around & realizes she's alone
:(
I may be back sooner than I thought, if Miss Oklahoma's strippin'! :lol

[number4one]

>too slow...already stripped nekkid, looks around & realizes she's alone
:(
*hear's music start the play in the background*

"you are not alone, i am here with you, although you're far away...blah..blah...blahblah"

[OklahomaMama]

oooh, can we wear those spinning tassels on our nipples?
:lol

[number4one]

oooh, can we wear those spinning tassels on our nipples?
:lol
ohmygod!! the first time i ever actually saw any of those was in NYC back in dec. 02...

i laughed my ass off. maybe the funniest thing i have ever seen. CLASSIC!

[OklahomaMama]

if we practice real hard, we could get them to spin on opposite directions....
naw, i ain't that coordinated... i'd break my freakin neck!

[OklahomaMama]

"Spinning Nipples"
now THERE'S a great name for a band :lol

[bbrianblaze]

hasta luego sexers!!!


miss me! :evil

[OklahomaMama]

hasta luego sexers!!!


miss me! :evil
of course we'll miss ya!
make sure you CUM back tomorrow
:D

[number4one]

WRANGLER BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS!!!






(not really;))

[angelces]

:lol nipple tassles would be a hoot!

[OklahomaMama]

WRANGLER BUTTS DRIVE ME NUTS!!!
(not really;))http://www.viewpointimages.com/butt.JPG
not even THIS fine heinie?

[angelces]

oh baby ... good thing all the boys are gone for the day... :evil

[number4one]

http://www.viewpointimages.com/butt.JPG
not even THIS fine heinie?its like the knife is marking its spot....hmmmm maybe a target? i dunno:D

there is ONE guy...who just makes my jaw drop when he has on nut huggers...

*shudders* DAMN that boy is fine.

[OklahomaMama]

let the girls CUM out & play

:evil

[number4one]

oh guess what?!?!

i like boys again!!!:D

last night i had the BEST first date EVER!!!:D

[OklahomaMama]

its like the knife is marking its spot....hmmmm maybe a target? i dunno:D

there is ONE guy...who just makes my jaw drop when he has on nut huggers...

*shudders* DAMN that boy is fine.
oh my! i've heard of HIP huggers but not nut huggers....
i love it!
:lol

[number4one]

oh my! i've heard of HIP huggers but not nut huggers....
i love it!
:lol
:lol yup nut huggers!

[angelces]

first dates are cool... well they can be...

[Crumbo]

oh guess what?!?!

i like boys again!!!:D

last night i had the BEST first date EVER!!!:D

:cool: manna :)

[number4one]

:cool: manna :)
*glares* what?

[katedid81]

I am so glad I remained innocent...:)
yeah me too

[Crumbo]

*glares* what?

:cool: =cool
manna=your nickname
:) =I'm happy for you

:D

[number4one]

:cool: =cool
manna=your nickname
:) =I'm happy for you

:D
wow. i was sure something mean was brewing in youre twisted mind;)

[selkiegirl]

yeah me too
Kate, Kate...you are way too fun dear:)

[lillerfm]

"Spinning Nipples"
now THERE'S a great name for a band :lol

Now would they be opening for "Residual Mostiure"...sorta like the warm-up tease?

[lillerfm]

let the girls CUM out & play

:evil

Hey, hey, hey, hey......hey now.

[Crumbo]

wow. i was sure something mean was brewing in youre twisted mind;)

while I think I have have twisted mind...the twisted part is not always on :ugh:

[katedid81]

Kate, Kate...you are way too fun dear:)
imagine if i had been drunk! :angel

[angelces]

wow now... inside jokes are no fun *pouts*

[Crumbo]

imagine if i had been drunk! :angel

hmmmm............. :)

[katedid81]

wow now... inside jokes are no fun *pouts*
oh just imagine 3 sex people at a commune, beer, and 2 people in various other places

insert webcams



*go*

[angelces]

dammmit and i was invited and too busy sleeping! NEVER AGAIN!

... wait that doesn't sound too logical...

[katedid81]

"oops, i shouldn'da said that..." ala Hagrid

we had fun fun fun til our daddy took our t-bird awayyyyy

[Crumbo]

oh just imagine 3 sex people at a commune, beer, and 2 people in various other places

insert webcams



*go*

:lol :lol

ummm.....locations may be a better word than places....then again...maybe not :evil

[selkiegirl]

oh just imagine 3 sex people at a commune, beer, and 2 people in various other places

insert webcams



*go*
Miss Stace typing away while sharing the glorious details only she can provide, Jenna and Freddie, here, not here, there, and over, ahhh, there, Miss Kate...(see Stace comment), and Crumbo, just sitting back and smiling BIG time while...ummm...capturing IMAGES?
Ugh...but lol...

[Crumbo]

Miss Stace typing away while sharing the glorious details only she can provide, Jenna and Freddie, here, not here, there, and over, ahhh, there, Miss Kate...(see Stace comment), and Crumbo, just sitting back and smiling BIG time while...ummm...capturing IMAGES?
Ugh...but lol...

yep.....yep.....hehe

exclusive content is where the money is :evil

[selkiegirl]

Heya, my friend, what up, pup?

[Crumbo]

Heya, my friend, what up, pup?

not much....sucking on cold-eeze to try to get rid of my cold....waiting for the milf show to come on:D....how about you?

[selkiegirl]

Just missing my guy...(insert awww, sap) here...
It's those little things, drinking java out of his cup, washing his clothes with mine, folding them and having a quick pop up memory come to mind of the way he looks in this shirt, those pants, these boxers, etc...
I know, this is all at the beginning stages and in time I may be rolling my eyes at socks on the floor, etc. (love you, Brenda!), but for now, dammit, I am enjoying these things.

And, awww, about the cold...hope you get to feeling better SOON!

[Crumbo]

awww.....make sure he leaves a bottle of whatever cologne (if he uses any) behind and spray it around the commune....repeat if necessary:)

[angelces]

:p and :D

[selkiegirl]

awww.....make sure he leaves a bottle of whatever cologne (if he uses any) behind and spray it around the commune....repeat if necessary:)
Dude...I got him wearing patchouli now...how cool is THAT?

[Crumbo]

Dude...I got him wearing patchouli now...how cool is THAT?

very :cool:

[dancergirl40ky]

Sex in the great outdoors--who's got a story?

I have a story, but it is too late and I am too tired. I will promise to tell tommorrow. ;)

[OklahomaMama]

good morning, sexy ants!
hope everyone is wet and/or hard this am
:evil

[GreenJester]

good morning, sexy ants!
hope everyone is wet and/or hard this am
:evil
You know it... ;)

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Morning Sexers.

[dancergirl40ky]

just f'in with ya... ya know the lady-ants are eating that pic up....
:lol


you know it ;) Show us yours :)

[dancergirl40ky]

this is my fave nick pic

http://mirc.stealth.net/misc/nick.jpg

Brenda, if that is your son, well damn , you go trouble on your hands , what a cutie. :)

[OklahomaMama]

mornin' miz stace :)
no, that's not my kiddo...
we were goofing around on google images & putting in our names to see what kind of pics came up
i'll see if i can find one of my nick

[OklahomaMama]

kinda fuzzy (cheapo disposable camera) but here's my nick and the fat cat, edgar

[dancergirl40ky]

You want to swing it back around to sex?

Here's a question, what's the average number of positions that you and you're special friend have when you do the deed?

Discuss...

-Frank

I would say on average 4.

[OklahomaMama]

here's your google "stace page" :p
some of us weirdos picked the oddest pic and used them for our profile pics...
i know which one i'd pick for you :evil
http://images.google.com/images?q=stace&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en

[dancergirl40ky]

You need that much reving up? What are you a lawnmower? :p

Women like foreplay, what can we say :lol

[bbrianblaze]

mornin sexers!!

I FOUND Stace's new profile pic (if she wants to play along....)
http://members.tripod.com/~Barefoot_Lass/jpgs/stace.jpg

and Stace... my abs are not photo-worthy... :rolleyes:

[dancergirl40ky]

Now mowing the grass also brings up interesting questions...

Hair, Bare, or Barely Hair Down There?

-Frank

I personally dont like the look of completely bare, so I go for the very nicely trimmed look, and yes , rug matches the drapes. :lol

[Brad]

drapes? ;)

[OklahomaMama]

mornin sexers!!

I FOUND Stace's new profile pic (if she wants to play along....)
http://members.tripod.com/~Barefoot_Lass/jpgs/stace.jpg

and Stace... my abs are not photo-worthy... :rolleyes:
yaaay! that's the one i picked too, bri bri :multi
c'mon stace...be goofy like us :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

It's awesome. It looks great and feels great when you're doing whatever. I prefer it.

As for me? I keep everything pretty tidy downstairs.

-Frank

Feels great for you , yeah, but for her not so fun. Mark has his info correct. It first is stings during intercourse, then it itches growing back and well the up keep is almost daily. Been there done that, I returned the T-shirt and had my bikini line lasered.

[bbrianblaze]

drapes? ;)



i think there is fire on the mountain and fire down below....

[dancergirl40ky]

“Middle Chapter”


We ordered water, too nervous
For anything more tangible.
We were starving.

I was playing with ice I knew.
A sentence died in a sip.
Our history played on two stages.

Eye-contact like fencing:
We crossed, locked, searched
For words that backed away.

You had spied my loose corner
And drawn out a state secret,
A thought carelessly shut.

Look, you said
It’s not like this is one-sided.
But it can never work.

I sought a parry, paled
And saw there was no wound
Only my weaponless heart.

Novels passing in the bookshop
I thought, each bound in hand
For somebody else’s den.

I know, I said
And nothing will change.
And worse, nothing will change.

No critisism here. It is sad.

[OklahomaMama]

^ :lol
that's right... remember boys, stace & i are at our sexual peak...
all we need is a couple of 18 year old boys :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

Whoa...just whoa!

Speaking of being attached...Stace had a wonderful make out session last night...you'll never guess who/what with...

I thought of a better make out session than that, Oh brother, why would a friend do that to a person, mortified forever now. I will never be able to show myself in here again. People will think the best I can do is the TV. :BANG :BANG Those Appletinis get the best of me. :lol

[GreenJester]

Damn! Just turned 25... I'm an old coot now.

[bbrianblaze]

that's right... remember boys, stace & i are at our sexual peak...
all we need is a couple of 18 year old boys :evil


but if two of your split a XXX year old, isn't that similar?! :evil :p

[OklahomaMama]

cheers, stace!

http://www.monin.com/us/images/appletini.jpg

[selkiegirl]

good morning, sexy ants!
hope everyone is wet and/or hard this am
:evilStarting the day off with a bang already, huh Miss Brenda...:)

[OklahomaMama]

Starting the day off with a bang already, huh Miss Brenda...:)you know it, girlfriend! :evil
http://www.wakefield.org/pleasureisland/performers/bang.jpg

[OklahomaMama]

but if two of your split a XXX year old, isn't that similar?! :evil :psuuuure....we can share, can't we stace?
:)

[selkiegirl]

Damn! Just turned 25... I'm an old coot now.25 is a wonderful age...23 is even better...dang...Morning, Markolicious.
Aww, Stace, that pic was sexy, in a strange kind of way.
Brenda...your son is a babe...'nuff said.:)

[OklahomaMama]

random sex thought....

let's declare this the O smilie...
agreed?
:o
mouth is open...cheeks are flushed...it's perfect
:lol

[bbrianblaze]

random sex thought....

let's declare this the O smilie...
agreed?
:o
mouth is open...cheeks are flushed...it's perfect
:lol



looks kinda bj-ish too... (which is O-related) :evil

[selkiegirl]

suuuure....we can share, can't we stace?
:)This reminds me of a picture...now, I must preface this by saying we were playing a game the other night, and Stace was required to make Freddie look sexier by "re-adjusting" his clothes...damn, she did a FIIIIINE job.

[OklahomaMama]

oooh! i love it when things work on different levels
:lol

[dancergirl40ky]

kinda fuzzy (cheapo disposable camera) but here's my nick and the fat cat, edgar


Well guess what , you are still in trouble, very handsome :)

[OklahomaMama]

This reminds me of a picture...now, I must preface this by saying we were playing a game the other night, and Stace was required to make Freddie look sexier by "re-adjusting" his clothes...damn, she did a FIIIIINE job.
1. love your picture title :lol
2. love the doggie just lying there on the couch
3. love you & freddie together :hug
4. love stace too!

[OklahomaMama]

Well guess what , you are still in trouble, very handsome :)
thanks....best looking cat i've ever had




oh, you meant the fruit of my loins, didntcha?
:lol

[OklahomaMama]

Damn! Just turned 25... I'm an old coot now.whoops...thought i already replied to this....
i'd give my right tit to be 25 again, so shaddup!
:lol

[bbrianblaze]

1. love...
2. love...
3. love...
4. love....



"what more is there...."

[bbrianblaze]

whoops...thought i already replied to this....
i'd give my right tit to be 25 again, so shaddup!
:lol


but... :rolleyes: wouldn't the left tit be lonely?! :rolleyes:

[GreenJester]

Well... It is good to be Freddie, no?

[GreenJester]

whoops...thought i already replied to this....
i'd give my right tit to be 25 again, so shaddup!
:lol
:lol

And I'd take your... er, nevermind. :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

mornin sexers!!

I FOUND Stace's new profile pic (if she wants to play along....)
http://members.tripod.com/~Barefoot_Lass/jpgs/stace.jpg

and Stace... my abs are not photo-worthy... :rolleyes:

that was the one I was thinking too Brian, you know me well ;)

I still want to see them, my boobs are photo worthy either and you got to see them. I wanna see the happy trail :D :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

i think there is fire on the mountain and fire down below....


ooooh and that fire burns deep. :evil

[selkiegirl]

Well... It is good to be Freddie, no?
Ja, he then strutted his stuff on a carpetted runway to show just how good it is to be the cockfather:)

[dancergirl40ky]

Damn! Just turned 25... I'm an old coot now.

I prefer the 21-30 range :D Gives me lots of options, have a little more experience and they are of legal drinking age. :D :evil

[RuggerSelkie]

Well... It is good to be Freddie, no?
I hear it's good to be in love with him too...which makes it good to be Freddie, yes. :)

We had a great time...very sweet, fun, and innocent. :angel

[selkiegirl]

ooooh and that fire burns deep. :evilThis also reminds me of something...even though the box says not to dye the hair on various "other regions", I refused to listen.... :evil

[selkiegirl]

I hear it's good to be in love with him too...which makes it good to be Freddie, yes. :)

We had a great time...very sweet, fun, and innocent. :angel

Ja...completely innocent, especially when Stace was chatting it up with Miss Kate and Crumbo while you were all up in it... :evil

Did I just say that?:)

[RuggerSelkie]

Ja, he then strutted his stuff on a carpetted runway to show just how good it is to be the cockfather:)
Oh dear lord...why don't you post a sumo picture huh??? Not willing to embarass yourself!?!

[bbrianblaze]

ooooh and that fire burns deep. :evil


as in...

"So here we are tonight,
you and me together
The storm outside, the fire is bright"


(one of the best song beginnings ever... imo)

[RuggerSelkie]

This also reminds me of something...even though the box says not to dye the hair on various "other regions", I refused to listen.... :evil
Yes. :)
Ja...completely innocent, especially when Stace was chatting it up with Miss Kate and Crumbo while you were all up in it... :evil

Did I just say that?:)
And yes. :) Love was in the air...

[bbrianblaze]

question...

WHY is there a marriage proposal in Freddie's sig?!?!?!

[dancergirl40ky]

as in...

"So here we are tonight,
you and me together
The storm outside, the fire is bright"


(one of the best song beginnings ever... imo)

ONe of my absolute favorites, I can so lose myself in that.

[dancergirl40ky]

question...

WHY is there a marriage proposal in Freddie's sig?!?!?!

Probably why you think ;)

[selkiegirl]

Oh dear lord...why don't you post a sumo picture huh??? Not willing to embarass yourself!?!Nothing to be embarassed about, dearest...the chair got the best of me...

[dancergirl40ky]

Ok I am finally caught up on all back reading. I have decided the next time I drink with Jenna , I am holding the camera.

ding dong the witch is dead..... That is all. :)

[dancergirl40ky]

I was waiting for that one. LMAO

[selkiegirl]

Your impersonation was way too accurate, Stace...makes me wonder how many times you have used that line:)
Feeling refreshed, dear?:)

[GreenJester]

Nothing to be embarassed about, dearest...the chair got the best of me...
A picture is worth a million words...

[selkiegirl]

question...

WHY is there a marriage proposal in Freddie's sig?!?!?!
I'll let him answer that... ;)

[selkiegirl]

A picture is worth a million words...Ohhhhh, please write a vignette about me and the chair...it was quite the experience.:)

[texasdmblvr]

i'm glad to see everyone is awake and working hard this chilly morn

[RuggerSelkie]

question...
WHY is there a marriage proposal in Freddie's sig?!?!?!Hmmmmm, I should probably change that...it was actually coming from the other end... :)

Ja, Stace has a number of tricks up her sleeve...but cussing people out is not one of them. :lol

[texasdmblvr]

well maybe except for the chick with the chair on her head... ha ha ha that's great....

[dancergirl40ky]

I can't help it guys I am reallly a nice person. :(

But watch out I will SNAP your fucking head off.

[OklahomaMama]

Ja, he then strutted his stuff on a carpetted runway to show just how good it is to be the cockfather:)oh, my!
looks like freddie is in touch with his feminine side....
:p

[dancergirl40ky]

well maybe except for the chick with the chair on her head... ha ha ha that's great....


That is our Jenna, she sumoa wrestled the chair and it won. :lol

[GreenJester]

Ohhhhh, please write a vignette about me and the chair...it was quite the experience.:)
Was that staged or did you actually topple the chair over on yourself?

And is it just me or are you ONLY wearing a chair in that picture? :evil

[bbrianblaze]

Hmmmmm, I should probably change that...it was actually coming from the other end... :)



not sure I understand the 'updated sig' either...

should I drop it or would someone like to elaborate a little further?! ;)

[dancergirl40ky]

Well we were doing alot of dancing and it gets really hot and sweaty.

[OklahomaMama]

i noticed it early this am...first it say "will you marry me"
then "will you be my wife"

i'm waiting for an ANSWER in someone else's siggy....
;)

[bbrianblaze]

i noticed it early this am...first it say "will you marry me"
then "will you be my wife"

i'm waiting for an ANSWER in someone else's siggy....
;)


right!!


I thought, welll mebbe it is some old 'joke' or something i never noticed... but the 'commune 3' are all being a little coy about the subject... which is terribly suspicious... I mean 'coy'?!?! :lol :lol

[GreenJester]

right!!


I thought, welll mebbe it is some old 'joke' or something i never noticed... but the 'commune 3' are all being a little coy about the subject... which is terribly suspicious... I mean 'coy'?!?! :lol :lol
I thought I noted that sig a day or two ago, maybe more... is it really new? Because I took it for an "inside joke" too.

[bbrianblaze]

hey mark, this is off the topic (since everyone quieted-down all of a sudden)...

but I think you should also put in your sig Ang's quote about 'how hard it is to rhyme indiana'... :lol :lol

[GreenJester]

hey mark, this is off the topic (since everyone quieted-down all of a sudden)...

but I think you should also put in your sig Ang's quote about 'how hard it is to rhyme indiana'... :lol :lol
I'll have to go back and find it--but right now, I've got an important "meeting" to attend to...

It's my boss's birthday, and we ordered out for breakfast. :D

[selkiegirl]

Was that staged or did you actually topple the chair over on yourself?

And is it just me or are you ONLY wearing a chair in that picture? :evil
Not staged...I wrestled the chair, and it decided to go all out on my arse and pin my to the ground...
I was wearing clothes...honestly. But my knees have these painful rug burns...

[dancergirl40ky]

I need Ang here to resize my pic so I can change it , I hate not going along with the group Hee Hee

Although I really do like my profile pic right now. It is soo me and Jenna. :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

I'm not sure what there is to get. Looks pretty straight forward to us. :) We always encourage people that if they have questions, we're more than willing to shed light on them.