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JanelleM
10-22-2003, 11:59 AM
I think it's cute. One of my best friends is a grandson of one of the most outspoken Republicans ever (Barry Goldwater) so I get these views down my throat on a daily basis. It's crazy to hear the plans he had if he had been elected president.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 12:42 PM
OK time to get this rolling. I was going to bring in my Cosmo today and share all the great tips and stuff, but I forgot :( But I will bring it in for tomorrow. But here is a question for today...If you could have sex with anyone it the whole world, no strings attached, who would it be? Mine changes everyday, but right now I am way into Wade Robson so it would have to be either him or Shannon :)

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 12:48 PM
hmmmmm, i would love to bang the hell out of Salma Hayek..

GordonShumway
10-22-2003, 12:49 PM
mine always changes as well, but if I only had once chance at I have to go with my first love: Kelly Kapowski (Tiffany Amber Theisen) :) what can I say? I like nostalga.

Brad
10-22-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by StephDMBCrush
but out of the guys who HAVE worn ties before in their lives, what do you think about a girl putting it on you? Would you rather just do it yourself? i have to tie my own tie, but if my woman wants to make it straight for me and then give me a quick peck on the lips i dont complain :)

Brad
10-22-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
OK time to get this rolling. I was going to bring in my Cosmo today and share all the great tips and stuff, but I forgot :( But I will bring it in for tomorrow. But here is a question for today...If you could have sex with anyone it the whole world, no strings attached, who would it be? Mine changes everyday, but right now I am way into Wade Robson so it would have to be either him or Shannon :) Shannon, my best friend and the girl I will one day marry.

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 12:59 PM
Lauren Michelle Hill. Ms. Feburary 2001. :D

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Brad
quick peck on the lips i thought i was going to read something else :lol

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:02 PM
:lol perv.

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 01:04 PM
why? quick bj's are what make this world a great place

that and boobs

and somehow quick bj's and boobs together

jcantrell82
10-22-2003, 01:07 PM
:lol

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 01:09 PM
Yeah. my guy insists I take off my shirt and bra when I give him head. Even if it's going to be real fast!

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 01:14 PM
wise man, he's enhancing his bj experience

cutigerbtf
10-22-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
Yeah. my guy insists I take off my shirt and bra when I give him head. Even if it's going to be real fast!

well this post sent all sorts of thoughts running through my head.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 01:15 PM
Well glad I could be of service to you Ben.

cutigerbtf
10-22-2003, 01:16 PM
don't get me wrong- i'm behaving myself over here- but, it was a pleasant mental image- so thanks :D

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:17 PM
i am in agreeance.

cutigerbtf
10-22-2003, 01:17 PM
this is for everyone...

nipple rings? [can't remember if this has been brought up]

I personally am not a fan. I think the breast/nipple combo is perfect as-is.

girls- would you do it if a guy wanted to you to?
guys- do you really find it that appealing?

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 01:20 PM
I don't think it's a good look. Breasts are so pretty as is. Have you ever seen Bordello of Blood where the chick has three nipples all pierced? That turned me off to nipple piercing. What about getting you dick pierced? I dated a guy with it. Doesn't really make a difference in how it feels.

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 01:21 PM
nipple rings can ruin a perfect enjoyable boob

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
I don't think it's a good look. Breasts are so pretty as is. Have you ever seen Bordello of Blood where the chick has three nipples all pierced? That turned me off to nipple piercing.

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by cutigerbtf
this is for everyone...

nipple rings? [can't remember if this has been brought up]

I personally am not a fan. I think the breast/nipple combo is perfect as-is.

girls- would you do it if a guy wanted to you to?
guys- do you really find it that appealing?

It's not appealing. The only piercing I find attractive is the tongue piercing. Because as Chris Rock said, "if a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick. And if a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick."

cutigerbtf
10-22-2003, 01:22 PM
i'm never going to get anything pierced- especially not my johnson.

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:22 PM
ladies, what if a guy has a pierced tongue, and no Chris Rock joke.

jcantrell82
10-22-2003, 01:24 PM
i've never kissed a guy with a tongue ring. but i'd like to. :D

of course, kissing him wouldn't be the BEST thing about the tongue ring. i've heard some damn good stories about guys with tongue rings + oral sex.

edit: can anyone confirm this??

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:26 PM
i enjoyed giving it when i had mine pierced...my gf didnt seem to mind either.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Brad
ladies, what if a guy has a pierced tongue, and no Chris Rock joke.
Eh. It feels OK. Only if they actual stud it pretty big and the guy knows how to control it. Kissing is fun because you can feel the stud...

richpeace
10-22-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
I don't think it's a good look. Breasts are so pretty as is. Have you ever seen Bordello of Blood where the chick has three nipples all pierced? That turned me off to nipple piercing. What about getting you dick pierced? I dated a guy with it. Doesn't really make a difference in how it feels.

I would never consider putting a barbell through my unit.
Nipple rings scare me. The thought of getting kinda rough and ripping that thing out has always freaked me out a little bit. Plus, where is joy in having to kiss and nibble around steel to get to a girls nipple. Naval rings are kinda cool though

Rich

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:31 PM
why does a female moan send me through the roof?

angelces
10-22-2003, 01:32 PM
you should be on our end and feel what we're feeling then you would know why we moan like we do.

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:33 PM
my girl moaned when i was feelin up on her and man it just about wanted me to take her then.

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 01:37 PM
oh yes, there's nothing better to hear you girl moaning, it shows you that you're doing it right

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 01:42 PM
We know what we're doing to you when we do that too :)

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:44 PM
its a conspiracy.

GordonShumway
10-22-2003, 01:44 PM
Ladies: How much of sex is sometimes a show? I guess my question is, how many times say out of 10 is sex really just for him?? I was reading an article in Stuff about this, and it said the number is as high as 6/10.

cutigerbtf
10-22-2003, 01:45 PM
stuff magazine is good for pictures of half naked women- that is all.

the same can be said about fhm.

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:45 PM
most of the time when i do it, it is for her.

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:50 PM
the women dont want to admit to that lol

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 01:55 PM
OK this is bad I know but I cannot get enough sex. Every time I want it just as much or more than my guy does. Most of the time I have to initiate sex and even beg sometimes. I have never just had sex because he wanted too.

Brad
10-22-2003, 01:57 PM
Shannon told me that her exboyfriend accused her of using him for sex :lol

angelces
10-22-2003, 01:59 PM
I've had times where he wanted to keep going longer than I do and I've had times where I want to keep going longer than he does. I've out lasted my exes on several occasions. It really just depends on the mood. If I've had a really stressful day at work sometimes I don't want the marathon all nighter I just want a nice soft gentle session and some cuddling and my bed. Other nights I can't be fucked long or hard enough.

Brad
10-22-2003, 02:01 PM
Angela, will you marry me? :lol

angelces
10-22-2003, 02:02 PM
geez between janelle, shawn (I think thats slfairless's name correct me if I'm wrong) and you we could have quite the party...

:evil

Brad
10-22-2003, 02:04 PM
shibby. so is that a yes?

angelces
10-22-2003, 02:05 PM
sure hunny, I've dated southern men before, there's nothing like southern hospitality to make a girl weak in the knees ;)

Brad
10-22-2003, 02:06 PM
wooo hoo!!! *makes some sun-tea*

angelces
10-22-2003, 02:09 PM
sweet tea man its all about the sweet tea, us northerners get toothaches from that stuff!

Brad
10-22-2003, 02:13 PM
sun-tea is the best stuff on earth, well besides sweet lovin of course.

jcantrell82
10-22-2003, 02:14 PM
sweet tea is the nectar of the Gods.

Spicy McHaggis
10-22-2003, 02:24 PM
guys- do you really find it that appealing?

Nipple piercings: No
Tongue: No
Nose/eyebrow: Big no
Navel: Hell Yes, fuckin sexy

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by angelces
sure hunny, I've dated southern men before, there's nothing like southern hospitality to make a girl weak in the knees ;) i'm definitelly more southern than Brad ;)

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by cutigerbtf
stuff magazine is good for pictures of half naked women- that is all.

the same can be said about fhm.
My boyfriend bought me a subsciption for Valentines's Day! I love that magazine. Carmen Electra is on the cover this month and she has the biggest knockers I have ever seen!

They have the hottest chicks in that mag!:eek::eek:

Brad
10-22-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Marcelo
i'm definitelly more southern than Brad ;) shutup whore!

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by angelces
geez between janelle, shawn (I think thats slfairless's name correct me if I'm wrong) and you we could have quite the party...

:evil
slfairless' name is Shannon. :)

Brad
10-22-2003, 02:39 PM
allright yall im out, i should be on tonight for a little bit. till then.

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 02:42 PM
see you Mr Brad

gbs3769
10-22-2003, 02:44 PM
I'm not a huge fan of the piercing thing either.

- Matt (2)

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 02:46 PM
Bye Brad!!!! Thanks for hangin out today you sexy bitch :)

angelces
10-22-2003, 02:49 PM
so you're bringing in Cosmo tomorrow Janelle??

Lactoes
10-22-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Marcelo
gazonkas rule my life and you know it

:)

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 03:04 PM
Definitely! The Cosmo gods will answer all our questions! There were three really good articles. 1) How guys can tell if a girl likes them (It was right on) 2) How to orgasm (apparently some girls still don't know how!) and 3) Sex tricks your man is dying to have you do to him. I love Cosmo!

slfairless
10-22-2003, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
But here is a question for today...If you could have sex with anyone it the whole world, no strings attached, who would it be? Mine changes everyday, but right now I am way into Wade Robson so it would have to be either him or Shannon :)

Back at ya baby girl... and while I am out there I would have to stop in on Jenna Jameson :D

TiredBoy
10-22-2003, 03:21 PM
It's addictive.

slfairless
10-22-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by angelces
geez between janelle, shawn (I think thats slfairless's name correct me if I'm wrong) and you we could have quite the party...

:evil

It's shannon girl... but call me anything you want except late for our threesome! :eek:

digitaldj
10-22-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
But here is a question for today...If you could have sex with anyone it the whole world, no strings attached, who would it be?

Just one? Here's 3:

Laura Prepon
Dominique Swain (vegetarian? yea we'll see....:lol )
Linda Cartellini


-Adam

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 03:34 PM
Why do so many other guys find tatoos sexy? I don't see anything attractive about them at all.

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 03:38 PM
i'm with you Justin

gbs3769
10-22-2003, 03:40 PM
Same here.

- Matt (2)

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 03:46 PM
Who here has a tatoo and what is it of?

slfairless
10-22-2003, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
OK this is bad I know but I cannot get enough sex. Every time I want it just as much or more than my guy does. Most of the time I have to initiate sex and even beg sometimes. I have never just had sex because he wanted too.

I am going to let you in on one of my little secrets: Girls almost always have control of how often a guy can get sex correct? If your wise you can play that control like a puppet though. Do little things through the day like brushing up against her in passing, a passionate good-bye kiss and hug her pulling her tight up against you, coming out of the bathroom after your shower with only a towel around your waist (always works wonders for me) and it will never fails -- in no time her hands will start be all over you... kiss her a couple times, maybe let the towel fall, and then just play it cool. You have to say no, no matter how hard it is [no pun intended], a few times to stay in her head. It might take a little bit to get it going but in no time you will be holding all the cards. I start almost every morning with some sort of teasing and I know that I am on her mind all day long [of course there are many times we are both very late for work because of it but that's the chance you have to take]. If you do it right, you can get the control out of her hands and into your own. I honestly can't remember the last time my girl told me no. It's much more fun being the one getting chased than being the one doing the chasing :D

slfairless
10-22-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by JustinRIT
Why do so many other guys find tatoos sexy? I don't see anything attractive about them at all.

I am not all into them where I like a girl to have a ton but a tribal across the small of a girls back -- so hot!

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
Who here has a tatoo and what is it of?

I don't have one. I've thought about it, but I'm afraid I'll get one I'll end up hating in 5 years.

My friend has a really cool idea. He is getting a tatoo of twin dragons, and is going to color one green. Then when he gets married, he's gonna have his wife pick the color of the other one.

slfairless
10-22-2003, 03:53 PM
I have a tribal sun on the side/back of my calve muscle.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by slfairless
I am going to let you in on one of my little secrets: Girls almost always have control of how often a guy can get sex correct? If your wise you can play that control like a puppet though. Do little things through the day like brushing up against her in passing, a passionate good-bye kiss and hug her pulling her tight up against you, coming out of the bathroom after your shower with only a towel around your waist (always works wonders for me) and it will never fails -- in no time her hands will start be all over you... kiss her a couple times, maybe let the towel fall, and then just play it cool. You have to say no, no matter how hard it is [no pun intended], a few times to stay in her head. It might take a little bit to get it going but in no time you will be holding all the cards. I start almost every morning with some sort of teasing and I know that I am on her mind all day long [of course there are many times we are both very late for work because of it but that's the chance you have to take]. If you do it right, you can get the control out of her hands and into your own. I honestly can't remember the last time my girl told me no. It's much more fun being the one getting chased than being the one doing the chasing :D

See and my guy does all these things during the day and I do them back, but then he comes home after working 12 hours and is so tired, which, I respect, but I usually have to wait for the weekend for some good lovin. Don't get me wrong the sex is great, but I am a little younger and sexually driven than he is.

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
See and my guy does all these things during the day and I do them back, but then he comes home after working 12 hours and is so tired, which, I respect, but I usually have to wait for the weekend for some good lovin. Don't get me wrong the sex is great, but I am a little younger and sexually driven than he is.

I worked full time (40 hours a week) for the first time over the summer. I'm 21, and when I got home, the only thing I wanted to do was veg out. Not that I had to worry about cause I'm single, but anyway...

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 04:07 PM
Yeah see he works like 50-60 hours a week in meetings and negotiating commercial real estate deals so he is drained by the time he gets home, which again I totally get. I guess I'm just a little nympho and I will have to deal with it. Which I have my ways!

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
Yeah see he works like 50-60 hours a week in meetings and negotiating commercial real estate deals so he is drained by the time he gets home, which again I totally get. I guess I'm just a little nympho and I will have to deal with it. Which I have my ways!
On some days though that would be really nice to come home to :D

angelces
10-22-2003, 04:21 PM
I'm horny.

cutigerbtf
10-22-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by angelces
I'm horny.

me too.

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 04:24 PM
being horny at work sucks

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 04:24 PM
Me three...someone ask a good question today!
OK we are only seven pages away from 69! Let's post our favorite sexy words. I love suck and shaft.

angelces
10-22-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Marcelo
being horny at work sucks

I totally agree, but being horny at work with noone but yourself to go home to sucks even more. I'm getting tired of self gratification.

angelces
10-22-2003, 04:26 PM
my favorite sex word is "harder"

nonewdirections
10-22-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by JustinRIT
Why do so many other guys find tatoos sexy? I don't see anything attractive about them at all.

i don't at all, i think they're downright unattractive actually. why mess with your skin permenantly? luckily my girlfriend isn't into it at all.

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
Me three...someone ask a good question today!
OK we are only seven pages away from 69! Let's post our favorite sexy words. I love suck and shaft.

Your preferences must be different. I'm on page 74.

Being horny at work...fantasy worlds and reality colliding.

cutigerbtf
10-22-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by angelces
I'm getting tired of self gratification.

i've found it helps to deny yourself gratification for a while [at least 4 days]
then- when you finally decide to... work yourself up an orgasm- but stop short- then do that[intentionally stop short] a few times- when you finally do finish yourself off- it's superb.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 04:28 PM
I like slip as in "slip it in"

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by JustinRIT
Your preferences must be different. I'm on page 74.

Being horny at work...fantasy worlds and reality colliding.
What preferences. Mine says page 62. Very weird!

nonewdirections
10-22-2003, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by cutigerbtf
i've found it helps to deny yourself gratification for a while [at least 4 days]
then- when you finally decide to... work yourself up an orgasm- but stop short- then do that[intentionally stop short] a few times- when you finally do finish yourself off- it's superb.

i agree a lot, but remember men and women are sorta different in that regard, how different i do not know ...

nonewdirections
10-22-2003, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
What preferences. Mine says page 62. Very weird!

you can choose how many posts per page. we have it set to 30 posts per page i think.

cutigerbtf
10-22-2003, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by nonewdirections
i agree a lot, but remember men and women are sorta different in that regard, how different i do not know ...

i had a convo with a girl who masturbated. we discussed the body's reactions- and methods- whatever.


i described it as climbing a mountain- and you could 'jump off the cliff' when you wanted. she said that was pretty accurate.

angelces
10-22-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by cutigerbtf
i've found it helps to deny yourself gratification for a while [at least 4 days]
then- when you finally decide to... work yourself up an orgasm- but stop short- then do that[intentionally stop short] a few times- when you finally do finish yourself off- it's superb.

Yeah, I do that. If I please myself as often as I'd like it would be a couple of times a day and it would take more than an hour each time because the more you do it the more desensitized you get. (in my experience anyway). I like to let myself climb almost to the top a couple of times that way when I finally do go over the edge its fucking amazing!!

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by nonewdirections
you can choose how many posts per page. we have it set to 30 posts per page i think.

Yes, in the upper right of the webpage, you will see a button saying "user cp" click on that. Then click on Options. Under the Heading Thread view options, there is something like "default posts per page" I think you can set it to 25, 30 or 40. Something like that.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 04:34 PM
Oh I get it. Deep down I'm still just a lowly newbie *tear*

OK how do I change it?

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 04:35 PM
Ok. Here's a question. Do guys fantasize the way girls do. I mean I don't know if it's normal but when I'm doing the self gratification thing, I picture having sex in different places, like an office (alluding to my earlier post)

So when you girls masturbate, what do you think about?

cutigerbtf
10-22-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by JustinRIT
Ok. Here's a question. Do guys fantasize the way girls do. I mean I don't know if it's normal but when I'm doing the self gratification thing, I picture having sex in different places, like an office (alluding to my earlier post)

So when you girls masturbate, what do you think about?

i'll give some male feedback.

i'm usually thinking about a girl whom i have class with- or am interested in- as for positions- it varies.

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
Oh I get it. Deep down I'm still just a lowly newbie *tear*

OK how do I change it?

pick the new one you want and click on submit modifications.

So it's User CP > Edit Options > Default posts per page. I just checked, it's a combo box. It will let you select anything from 5-30. Then when it's set to what you want click on submit modifications. Then, you should be set.

angelces
10-22-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by cutigerbtf
i had a convo with a girl who masturbated. we discussed the body's reactions- and methods- whatever.

i described it as climbing a mountain- and you could 'jump off the cliff' when you wanted. she said that was pretty accurate.

thats the way I always described it. The problem is when you do it yourself you get so damn good at it its hard to reproduce during sex because you are both climbing different mountains. Would you ladies agree or disagree?

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 04:38 PM
I love to think about all kind os different things. But most of them involve my boyfriend. Sometimes just picturing me and another girl does it for me. Usually I like to fantasize we are somewhere in public and have to bang really fast and hard.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 04:40 PM
Ladies? *looks around* Oh there is only me and Angela. I can come 100x easier during sex. I like to get myself off, but it just takes to long for me.

angelces
10-22-2003, 04:42 PM
fantasies are the only way to climb the mountain alone.

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
I love to think about all kind os different things. But most of them involve my boyfriend. Sometimes just picturing me and another girl does it for me. Usually I like to fantasize we are somewhere in public and have to bang really fast and hard.

I don't know if I'd be down with public sex. I'm way to shy for that. When I do my business I always fantasize about this girl from my High School that I had the biggest crush on, I always thought it was kinda odd.

angelces
10-22-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
Ladies? *looks around* Oh there is only me and Angela. I can come 100x easier during sex. I like to get myself off, but it just takes to long for me.

I don't know it does take a lot longer alone but its usually a lot bigger of an orgasm to me because I can hold it out a lot longer.

Janelle - it usually is pretty much only us in the sex chat, that and about three other gals, the guys totally out number us on this board.

dancergirl40ky
10-22-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by cutigerbtf
i had a convo with a girl who masturbated. we discussed the body's reactions- and methods- whatever.


i described it as climbing a mountain- and you could 'jump off the cliff' when you wanted. she said that was pretty accurate.

Sometimes there is a rope that keeps you from jumping. That sucks.

dancergirl40ky
10-22-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by angelces
fantasies are the only way to climb the mountain alone.

I think of different scenarios, different men, famous men, men from my past, men I know but they are married or other wise preoccupied. It varies.

angelces
10-22-2003, 04:58 PM
my fantasies definitely depend on my mood, sometimes they are darker then others, some times they are more creative then others and sometimes they are just straight up normal sexual fantasies. My thing is more the situation around the sex then the act of sex itself.

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 05:02 PM
I know some of the ones in my head would never actually work in reality...they do the job though.

angelces
10-22-2003, 05:04 PM
^ exactly. Some of them I can't see myself actually doing in real life, but the thoughts enough.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 06:08 PM
OK guys what is a good gift to get you guys? Like casual. You can buy girls flowers or candy or some crap, but what can we get you that you will appreciate as a nice gesture?

gbs3769
10-22-2003, 06:09 PM
DVDs, CDs, Video Games...

- Matt (2)

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
OK guys what is a good gift to get you guys? Like casual. You can buy girls flowers or candy or some crap, but what can we get you that you will appreciate as a nice gesture?
I'm not into material things, find me other ways to show me you care. I know, that response was no help.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 06:12 PM
No I know what you are saying, but blow jobs, cooking dinners and back rubs I don't see as gifts because I just do them to be nice all the time. Like if I am out shopping, which is often, and I think of my guy and want to get him something little and nice-what is a good idea?

nonewdirections
10-22-2003, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by JustinRIT
I'm not into material things, find me other ways to show me you care. I know, that response was no help.

depends on the guy doesn't it? i am like you, nothing material, but then again anything sexual as a gift would just seem wrong to me. so no gifts. a hug or some kind words would do, but really only from my girlfriend, haha.

gbs3769
10-22-2003, 06:12 PM
How expensive are you talking here?

- Matt (2)

nonewdirections
10-22-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
No I know what you are saying, but blow jobs, cooking dinners and back rubs I don't see as gifts because I just do them to be nice all the time. Like if I am out shopping, which is often, and I think of my guy and want to get him something little and nice-what is a good idea?

music is good actually. support that RIAA

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
No I know what you are saying, but blow jobs, cooking dinners and back rubs I don't see as gifts because I just do them to be nice all the time. Like if I am out shopping, which is often, and I think of my guy and want to get him something little and nice-what is a good idea?
Any little thing will probably do the job. Just try to put some thought in it. Obviously, I like DMB, so if my girl came home with a bumper sticker for me to put on the car, it'd make me happy.

See what I'm getting at? Just pick up any little thing, so long as it reminds you of him.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by gbs3769
How expensive are you talking here?

- Matt (2)
Well for Xmas and birthdays I go big (wine racks, vacations, surround sound/DVD player. But Iam talking like everyday gifts...maybe $20-$30 bucks. I went today to go buy him some new wine glasses, but talked myself out of it thinking that wasn't a good gift. CDs are always good I guess.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by JustinRIT
Any little thing will probably do the job. Just try to put some thought in it. Obviously, I like DMB, so if my girl came home with a bumper sticker for me to put on the car, it'd make me happy.

See what I'm getting at? Just pick up any little thing, so long as it reminds you of him.

I know. It's all about being crafty, but after four years you start to run out of good ideas. I've done everything from porn to massage gift certificates to golf to wine, but am looking for some new ideas.

slfairless
10-22-2003, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
No I know what you are saying, but blow jobs, cooking dinners and back rubs I don't see as gifts because I just do them to be nice all the time. Like if I am out shopping, which is often, and I think of my guy and want to get him something little and nice-what is a good idea?

It depends on what he likes and how he will appreciate it. I leave Rach a little post-it note on the counter every moring saying have a good day and she loves it. I've done a lot for her but the best reaction was picking a rose from my rose garden and setting in on her work bag to find in the morning. It all depends... I get a kick out of getting those little things so I try to do them as well -- as long as they are appreciated.

slfairless
10-22-2003, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
Well for Xmas and birthdays I go big (wine racks, vacations, surround sound/DVD player. But Iam talking like everyday gifts...maybe $20-$30 bucks. I went today to go buy him some new wine glasses, but talked myself out of it thinking that wasn't a good gift. CDs are always good I guess.

You just have to find something that will mean something to him... the best ones are the ones you run into instead of going to find -- feel me? If you were my girl, I would rather you see some little thing walking past a store and you think of me so you buy it then to have you run all over town looking for a certain cd.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 06:28 PM
Well it's not like I need to buy him anything or that i'm streesing to find the perfect gift. I always pick up things I always know only he will appreciate, but I just thought there was some gift = to flowers to get a guy. Easy, but cute. Oh well this question sucks...anyone have some kinky stuff?

slfairless
10-22-2003, 06:31 PM
Cologne is the closet thing to flowers for a girl. I know you, so scott must have a bit of style... us guys who appreciate style can never have enough different colognes.

JustinRIT
10-22-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
Well it's not like I need to buy him anything or that i'm streesing to find the perfect gift. I always pick up things I always know only he will appreciate, but I just thought there was some gift = to flowers to get a guy. Easy, but cute. Oh well this question sucks...anyone have some kinky stuff?

If you put time and effort into finding something...it is the perfect gift. So don't stess too much. Now I have to cut myself off of ants and study today.

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 06:33 PM
Thank you Shan! That is why I love you oh so well :)

slfairless
10-22-2003, 06:37 PM
Like a kid loves candy and fresh snow? :D

dmb1spe
10-22-2003, 06:40 PM
Enough to fill up HEaven overflow and fill hell...

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by slfairless
Like a kid loves candy and fresh snow? :D
You got it babe! :)

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by JustinRIT
If you put time and effort into finding something...it is the perfect gift. So don't stess too much. Now I have to cut myself off of ants and study today.
Bye Justin! You are the best and thank you for all the good advice today!

slfairless
10-22-2003, 06:44 PM
If your looking for specifics -- victoria secret [I know, it's a girls store blah blah blah... guys secure with themselves don't let that get in the way of smelling good :D] makes an awesome one called Very Sexy.

Back at ya baby girl! :)

slfairless
10-22-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by dmb1spe
Enough to fill up HEaven overflow and fill hell...

So you love me too bro? That's awful nice of you... these boards have been in need of love lately! :D

digitaldj
10-22-2003, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by JanelleM
Let's post our favorite sexy words. I love suck and shaft.


Hmmmm.....

"Me"
"Spank"
"Yes"
"ohmigod" (I consider that one word...;) )


-Adam

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 06:57 PM
Slap and wet are good ones too.

Brad
10-22-2003, 07:01 PM
i somehow work full time, go to school full time, and still have enough energy for sex.

dancergirl40ky
10-22-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by slfairless
If your looking for specifics -- victoria secret [I know, it's a girls store blah blah blah... guys secure with themselves don't let that get in the way of smelling good :D] makes an awesome one called Very Sexy.

Back at ya baby girl! :)

I bought that one for my Hubby, I love it.

slfairless
10-22-2003, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Brad
i somehow work full time, go to school full time, and still have enough energy for sex.

I hear ya! I can be almost dead on my feet and find enough energy for sex!!! I am 100% serious! Hell there have been times my girl woke up in the middle of the night to let the dog out and all it takes is one blurry-eyed glimpse and I can find the energy!

slfairless
10-22-2003, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
I bought that one for my Hubby, I love it.

He is a lucky man to have someone looking out for him -- a guy has to smell good! Very Sexy is one of my current favorites.

dancergirl40ky
10-22-2003, 07:08 PM
did you get your PM

slfairless
10-22-2003, 07:09 PM
Yes :lol

JanelleM
10-22-2003, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by slfairless
Yes :lol

:lol :lol


Anyway, yeah middle of the night sex is hot. I got early morning sex this morning and it is just as good. I always find energy for sex.

slfairless
10-22-2003, 07:28 PM
It's such a nice way to start your day isn't it?

Trying to spare you all too many details... my girl is a school teacher by day and there is this little school girl outfit -- sheeeesh! It's totally professional but it's a skirt and blouse with thigh highs underneeth with high heals and she has her little reading glasses on -- yeah, we are always late for work when she wears that!

It's funny cuz my bro crashed at my house one night recently and she wore that the next morning and we totally forgot he was there. Well, luckily he didn't come out of the spare room but I talked to him later that day and he asked if we got into a fight cuz it sounded like somone was banging dishes around and yelling :lol I was like, nope... just morning sex in the kitchen :D

Brad
10-22-2003, 08:44 PM
hey yall.

angelces
10-22-2003, 08:48 PM
welcome back

Brad
10-22-2003, 08:49 PM
hey hun, glad you are here :)

angelces
10-22-2003, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by slfairless
It's such a nice way to start your day isn't it?

Trying to spare you all too many details... my girl is a school teacher by day and there is this little school girl outfit -- sheeeesh! It's totally professional but it's a skirt and blouse with thigh highs underneeth with high heals and she has her little reading glasses on -- yeah, we are always late for work when she wears that!

It's funny cuz my bro crashed at my house one night recently and she wore that the next morning and we totally forgot he was there. Well, luckily he didn't come out of the spare room but I talked to him later that day and he asked if we got into a fight cuz it sounded like somone was banging dishes around and yelling :lol I was like, nope... just morning sex in the kitchen :D

lucky girl!! I hate her! :evil

angelces
10-22-2003, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Brad
hey hun, glad you are here :)
awww thanks, your just saying that cause we're engaged right ;)

Brad
10-22-2003, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by angelces
awww thanks, your just saying that cause we're engaged right ;) nah of course not ;)

nutter58
10-22-2003, 09:09 PM
question: why would you keep "tabs" on an ex?

angelces
10-22-2003, 09:10 PM
because you want to be with them soon or you're not entirely over them and want to know whats going on in their life to see if they are feeling the same way.

dancergirl40ky
10-22-2003, 09:11 PM
that would be my answer too.

nutter58
10-22-2003, 09:12 PM
clarification: i'm not doing this - i think he might be???

dancergirl40ky
10-22-2003, 09:14 PM
He probably is still interested in you , getting back with you.....

angelces
10-22-2003, 09:15 PM
jealous ex boyfriend? or tab keeping current boyfriend?

nutter58
10-22-2003, 09:17 PM
ex. can't be my current.

Brad
10-22-2003, 09:24 PM
breasts.

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Brad
breasts. i agree

nutter58
10-22-2003, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Brad
breasts. i'm assuming that has nothing to do with my question.

Brad
10-22-2003, 09:30 PM
as for your question, i would say the same thing as they did. or he wants to make sure he is doing better than you.

angelces
10-22-2003, 09:32 PM
must the cleavage from the boob thread always spill over into this one?

:lol

Brad
10-22-2003, 09:33 PM
cleavage is always better when spilled.

nutter58
10-22-2003, 09:34 PM
with brad posting in here - it's kinda already a given.

Brad
10-22-2003, 09:34 PM
:D

kyforlife
10-22-2003, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by angelces
I don't know it does take a lot longer alone but its usually a lot bigger of an orgasm to me because I can hold it out a lot longer.

Janelle - it usually is pretty much only us in the sex chat, that and about three other gals, the guys totally out number us on this board.

i'm in class all day!! otherwise i'd be all about joining in the convos. personally, i think orgasms alone and with a guy are too different to compare for me. its easier for me with a dude too, but not necessarily sex... guess i havent experimented with enough positions to find those that always gratify us women too.;)

angelces
10-22-2003, 09:51 PM
theres this one position,

girl on back, guy's on top. My knees against my chest, my feet on his chest, legs spread. pillow under the ass, guy working in circles, hits the gSpot every time.... yum.

I know it doesn't type out well. but...

Brad
10-22-2003, 09:55 PM
lets try it

angelces
10-22-2003, 09:57 PM
hey, where's my tea! then maybe we can talk about having your cake and eating it too! :evil

kyforlife
10-22-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by angelces
theres this one position,

girl on back, guy's on top. My knees against my chest, my feet on his chest, legs spread. pillow under the ass, guy working in circles, hits the gSpot every time.... yum.

I know it doesn't type out well. but...


see now that just makes me sad that my ex-bf/sex buddy moved away!!! and damn were we good together in bed:(

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:13 PM
yeah, being single and horny sucks!

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:14 PM
http://www.ashworthtea.com/icedtea.jpg

digitaldj
10-22-2003, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Brad
breasts.



Simple. Yet profound.
And unremarkably beautiful.

Brad you're a true poet.


-Adam

kyforlife
10-22-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by angelces
yeah, being single and horny sucks!


yes it does... and what sucks more is having my eye on the ex's friend who's been my friend through a lot... might not want to go there. but we'll see, i'm just gonna give it time. supposedly i owe him a lap dance and strip tease for favors he did for me so maybe those'll get things started. plus, he has the longest tongue ever!!! i need to find out if he knows how to use it.:)

mrottondo
10-22-2003, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by digitaldj
Simple. Yet profound.
And unremarkably beautiful.

Brad you're a true poet.


-Adam :lol :lol

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:21 PM
woo hoo!!

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by kyforlife
yes it does... and what sucks more is having my eye on the ex's friend who's been my friend through a lot... might not want to go there. but we'll see, i'm just gonna give it time. supposedly i owe him a lap dance and strip tease for favors he did for me so maybe those'll get things started. plus, he has the longest tongue ever!!! i need to find out if he knows how to use it.:)

ha, good luck with that. its hard to go back though once you go down that road.

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by angelces
ha, good luck with that. its hard to go back though once you go down that road. did you see your tea?

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:30 PM
yeah I thought that was really cute.

Home brewed today right? :D

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:31 PM
absolutely

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:34 PM
And as promised, here's your cake!


http://delivery.gettyimages.com/comp/AA040392.jpg


hope its tasty :lol

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:35 PM
a red x? are you trying to tell me you are breaking up with me?

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:36 PM
well that didn't work

shall we try again....

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:37 PM
eclaire? its long and filled with cream...not my type of cake lol.

edit: i would think i should be giving that to you.

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:40 PM
cream filled lovin, a fell a new avatar coming on...

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:41 PM
i call it

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:42 PM
you want me to shrink it for you, or are you more then capable?

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:44 PM
the shrinkage has already been applied, and i dont think you can shrink anything that is filled with cream

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:47 PM
good job, what do you think about mine?

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:48 PM
nice, i heart yours. i think you should have apple pie tho ;)

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:49 PM
ewww, all i would be about to think about would be the scene in the movie

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:49 PM
exactly :lol

kyforlife
10-22-2003, 10:51 PM
yup, one of my best guy friends loves to have him some "poontang pie" as he likes to call it. anyone else?

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:51 PM
so you're trying to say I'm like warm apple pie??? ;)

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:52 PM
most def.

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:53 PM
i've never had any poontang pie, but i'm sure that it tastes better then some cream filling. :evil

no offense guys but sometimes you can taste pretty bad.

Brad
10-22-2003, 10:53 PM
and so can you ladies.

angelces
10-22-2003, 10:59 PM
not if a girl stays clean

Brad
10-22-2003, 11:01 PM
i would like to taste it again.

angelces
10-22-2003, 11:03 PM
how bout the avatar now?

Brad
10-22-2003, 11:04 PM
:lol i love you hehehehe

angelces
10-22-2003, 11:05 PM
don't thank me, thank getty images... (shhh dont tell)

angelces
10-22-2003, 11:05 PM
you do realize though, that no one is going to get this, they are all going to think I'm a freak. Or some kinda sexed crazed maniac....

.... oh wait... :evil

Brad
10-22-2003, 11:06 PM
and the best way to keep a secret is to post it on a public message board :lol

angelces
10-22-2003, 11:07 PM
who cares, its not like I'm making money off the image, if anyone notices I'll get rid of it. no biggie

Brad
10-22-2003, 11:09 PM
thats not what i was referring to, but ok :)

angelces
10-22-2003, 11:11 PM
oh about the sex crazed part, I think by now half the boys on here think that already.

Brad
10-22-2003, 11:13 PM
*scrolls up*

:confused:

angelces
10-22-2003, 11:15 PM
oh shut up and have some pie! :lol

Brad
10-22-2003, 11:28 PM
gladly

http://www.bbqfest.com/images/pieeating.jpg

angelces
10-22-2003, 11:33 PM
ha, is that you!?

Brad
10-22-2003, 11:35 PM
no just a pic i found on google images

angelces
10-22-2003, 11:35 PM
gnight hun! Thanks for keeping me (and photoshop) company tonight!

angelces
10-22-2003, 11:36 PM
too funny!

Brad
10-22-2003, 11:36 PM
bye cutie pie!!

Brad
10-23-2003, 07:14 AM
page 2

mrottondo
10-23-2003, 07:42 AM
let's give it up for BOOBS!

Brad
10-23-2003, 07:43 AM
WOOO HOOOOO!!!

*throws some confetti*

slfairless
10-23-2003, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by angelces
lucky girl!! I hate her! :evil

Now that wasn't nice :lol

slfairless
10-23-2003, 09:33 AM
Originally posted by angelces
i've never had any poontang pie, but i'm sure that it tastes better then some cream filling. :evil

no offense guys but sometimes you can taste pretty bad.

Pineapple juice... I hear it works wonders on the taste :D

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 09:39 AM
interesting thought, what drink it after or you drink it.

GordonShumway
10-23-2003, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
interesting thought, what drink it after or you drink it.

I have heard the same thing, if a guy drinking pineapple/orange/grapefruit juice after 2 weeks it will actually change the taste of his "juices" :p

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 10:00 AM
Well, now that is something I may have to try. "Honey, you want a nice big glass of juice :)

slfairless
10-23-2003, 10:15 AM
I always have pineapple juice in the fridge and I am told it works quite nice and only takes 24 hours :D

Brad
10-23-2003, 10:28 AM
Shannon...are you either a man or a woman?

slfairless
10-23-2003, 10:29 AM
<-- dude :D

Brad
10-23-2003, 10:30 AM
gotcha.

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 10:36 AM
Shan is definitley a man, no question there.

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 10:37 AM
Hi Brad, I like your cream filled avatar.

slfairless
10-23-2003, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Shan is definitley a man, no question there.

Thanks :D

Brad
10-23-2003, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Hi Brad, I like your cream filled avatar. thanks, most of the ladies do.

slfairless
10-23-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by Brad
thanks, most of the ladies do.

:lol

The chicks always dig on the cream filled surprise! :D

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 10:44 AM
Does it taste like pineapple juice.

Brad
10-23-2003, 10:46 AM
i dont know what my cum tastes like, but i sure as hell am gonna start drinking pineapple juice :)

slfairless
10-23-2003, 10:46 AM
I don't know... I never tasted it :D I am told it just makes it taste more sweet.

Number27
10-23-2003, 10:47 AM
I better go and buy some pineapple juice.

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 10:48 AM
Pina Coladas anyone, what a bunch of fruits we are LOL

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 10:49 AM
Oh I mean Freaks.

Brad
10-23-2003, 10:49 AM
bring me two pina coladas, one for each hand....

Number27
10-23-2003, 10:50 AM
Pineapples are an odd looking fruit

Brad
10-23-2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by dancergirl40ky
Oh I mean Freaks. http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/images/edit.gif

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 12:36 PM
The girls must have slept in this morning.

jcantrell82
10-23-2003, 12:44 PM
hey HEY
i'm here. :D

Brad
10-23-2003, 12:47 PM
im a guy, but im here.

slfairless
10-23-2003, 12:48 PM
<-- I am always around.

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 12:48 PM
:lol :lol I got no questions cause I know it all.:lol :lol

slfairless
10-23-2003, 12:51 PM
I'm sure you can come up with something?

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 12:52 PM
That is a lie, cause there are some terms I have read around here that I don't know the meaning to.

Brad
10-23-2003, 12:53 PM
ask away

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 12:54 PM
What the hell is Donkey Punch

Brad
10-23-2003, 12:56 PM
To punch a girl in the back of the head when you are hittin it from the back.

dancergirl40ky
10-23-2003, 01:00 PM
Oh my god, what on earth for? LOL. I turn around and kick the shit out anyone who did that to me.

Brad
10-23-2003, 01:00 PM
make it tighter. i would never do it either.

slfairless
10-23-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Brad
To punch a girl in the back of the head when you are hittin it from the back.

it's a little more morbid then 'just' that. When you both begin to climax, you punch her in the back of her head, knocking her out.

Don't ask me why that would be fun but there are some f'ed up people in the world.