Ask the opposite sex

[stunnersal]

vegas is okay. been busy lately, so it's less boring. :lol

i thought "what happens here stays here" is mexico's slogan :lol

that's what we thought on spring break anyways! :haha
Yeah they tell you that in Cancun as soon as you get off the airplane!! :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Alright this month is just OK...

But there is one story about this chick who's boyfriend asks her to describe her her friends having sex while they're having sex? I have had guys ask for lots of things but never this...

Anyway: 6 Surprising Discoveries About Love
-There's no such thing as "The One" (I second this)
-Love at first sight does exist (I have experienced this before)
-It pays to keep a guy at arms length (I think us girls know this)
-Love is not an emotion
-Being in love is addictive
-The sexiest flirt signal to send is a smile (show teeth)

I think I agree with all of these, accept the arms length thingy. I like to get in real close.

[Trainer2375]

Yeah that must be Rocky Point's slogan too :lol I was there last year for spring break and still no one really knows what happened there. Where did you go in Mexico?

we had no money, so we did the ghetto Mexico trip, went to Rosarito twice and did the Catalina/Ensanada cruise one year.

good times. i miss spring break :lol

[JanelleM]

we had no money, so we did the ghetto Mexico trip, went to Rosarito twice and did the Catalina/Ensanada cruise one year.

good times. i miss spring break :lol
I know me too :( Mexico is nothing but dirty fun. After the D+F show we went down to Tijauna (which I have heard is similar to Rosarito) and it was crazy! Drank too much, rode the mechanical bull, tried to get inot a strip club, but the guys were so gross I was afraid I was going to get raped.

[FPrefect61]

Best Spring Break... Miami Beach, yum. :)

I'm not even in college anymore, but I'm taking a vacation to Key West in April, that's going to be a wild time. :D

[Trainer2375]

I know me too :( Mexico is nothing but dirty fun. After the D+F show we went down to Tijauna (which I have heard is similar to Rosarito) and it was crazy! Drank too much, rode the mechanical bull, tried to get inot a strip club, but the guys were so gross I was afraid I was going to get raped.

Rosarito is about a step and a half up from Tijauna. I love it there, so many good times. Drinking to much is like a requirement in mexico :haha Strip clubs are nasty there though, i try to stay out. That is awesome you had so much fun :thumbsup :D

[dancergirl40ky]

I know me too :( Mexico is nothing but dirty fun. After the D+F show we went down to Tijauna (which I have heard is similar to Rosarito) and it was crazy! Drank too much, rode the mechanical bull, tried to get inot a strip club, but the guys were so gross I was afraid I was going to get raped.


Trust me when I say you do not want to go in the strip clubs of Tiajuana. They are disgusting. It was not pretty, not pretty at all. :BANG

[angelces]

I used to flip through it, too. But after 3 or 4 issues, I realized there were a finite number of ways to hit her g-spot. :(

They give the same tips over and over, just worded slightly different.
yeah, what do you do if you already do "the top 20 ways to make him yours in bed" :rolleyes:

[bbrianblaze]

<is back in the hizzy...

[JanelleM]

Trust me when I say you do not want to go in the strip clubs of Tiajuana. They are disgusting. It was not pretty, not pretty at all. :BANG
I am very aware. Although I have to say every time I go to Rocky Point I got to the strip clubs there. It's alright, but just don't go in the back for a private dance. They straight get you naked and tell you to take them home :eek: Even the lap dances are a little shady there, but somehow the alcohol make sit all better :)

[Trainer2375]

where is Rocky Point?

[bbrianblaze]

where is Rocky Point?

interested in the shady strip clubs too, huh? :confused:











:lol :evil :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Isnt it in S. Cal.?

[JanelleM]

No Rocky Point is in Mexico...it's really called Puerto Penasco. Like a couple hours south of the border.

[Trainer2375]

interested in the shady strip clubs too, huh? :confused:

:lol :evil :lol
:lol :lol

ooh, i've seen the shady strip clubs in Tijuana nad Rosarito :eek:

Puerto Penasco...we went camping there a few times when i was young. Haven't been there since i was like 13 or so.

[bbrianblaze]

I haven't been to Tijuana since I was a teenager, haggling with vendors at the shops with my dad...

[angelces]

never been to mexico

[dancergirl40ky]

Those are good times, I was there about 5 years back.

[GreenJester]

DDTW.

[dancergirl40ky]

When I was a freshman in college I went to one of the strip clubs there and holy shit, there was a donkey on the stage. It was disgusting. I could not drink my Marguerita fast enough. Sweet young thing from KY got a real lesson that day. NO wonder I am such a perv now.

[dancergirl40ky]

DDTW.

:confused: am I stupid.

[angelces]

DDTW.
there's no place here what were you expecting?

[GreenJester]

:confused: am I stupid.
"Don't Drink the Water." I thought it was appropriate.

[digitaldj]

"Don't Drink the Water." I thought it was appropriate.


"Hey vato, don't be sayeen sheet about our water.."

I can do that. I'm Mehican.

[bbrianblaze]

so... should I receive the nod to be Mr August, can I use this as the caption... or is it too cynical...
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/080102/august.gif


ps I really wish codes were still on. :rolleyes:

[bbrianblaze]

"Hey vato, don't be sayeen sheet about our water.."

I can do that. I'm Mehican.


<have to laugh to myself when people 'do that'....


Seinfeld episode... "so he converted to Judaism to do the jokes?!" :confused: :BANG

[angelces]

"Hey vato, don't be sayeen sheet about our water.."

I can do that. I'm Mehican.
mmmm sexy latinos...

[digitaldj]

<have to laugh to myself when people 'do that'....


Seinfeld episode... "so he converted to Judaism to do the jokes?!" :confused: :BANG


Well the ironic thing is that I'm probably the most "non-Mexican" Mexican guy you'll ever meet. I've moved alot, haven't soaked up much culture.

[digitaldj]

mmmm sexy latinos...


?Odelay Angelita?
*clicks teeth*
?Vamos a la cama?

[angelces]

Well the ironic thing is that I'm probably the most "non-Mexican" Mexican guy you'll ever meet. I've moved alot, haven't soaked up much culture.
you mean you don't really sound like that? damn talk about shattered expectations. :(

[GreenJester]

La cucaracha...


*twenty minutes later*


La cucaracha...


*twenty minutes later*


Ya no puede caminar......

[angelces]

La cucaracha...


*twenty minutes later*


La cucaracha...


*twenty minutes later*


Ya no puede caminar......
Thats SOO true.

[digitaldj]

La cucaracha...


*twenty minutes later*


La cucaracha...


*twenty minutes later*


Ya no puede caminar......

La cuaracha/Ya no puede caminar=The Roach/No longer it can walk.
According to AltaVista. :lol

[GreenJester]

Here's the whole verse I found at thestraightdope.com:

La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana que fumar.

(The cockroach, the cockroach
Now he can't go traveling
Because he doesn't have, because he lacks
Marijuana to smoke.)

[angelces]

well its better then the stupid mexican hat dance, that song drives me up a wall... WORST.CELLPHONERING.EVER!

[bbrianblaze]

*grabs cell and quickly changes ring... just in case...*






:lol

[digitaldj]

*looks around*

Huh? What? I have to get back to my life? Argh.....

[OklahomaMama]

i'm off to the cardiologist, babies....
wish mama some luck :)

[angelces]

*looks around*

Huh? What? I have to get back to my life? Argh.....
:( bye.

*does roll call* who does that mean is left?

[bbrianblaze]

i'm off to the cardiologist, babies....
wish mama some luck :)


luck love! :thumbsup :p

[digitaldj]

i'm off to the cardiologist, babies....
wish mama some luck :)

Good luck! :)

And I'll see you crazy people in the future....

[GreenJester]

Still here, Admiral.

[BustedFairyTale]

just dropping in to say hey, but i'm cleaning allll day today. :)

[Trainer2375]

so about sex...i would like to have some. :devil

[GreenJester]

so about sex...i would like to have some. :devil
Funny that. I would like to give some. :D

Actually... oh god. At this exact moment, I actually am *not* thinking about sex.

Wait... okay, all back to normal. :evil

[bbrianblaze]

Funny that. I would like to give some. :D

Actually... oh god. At this exact moment, I actually am *not* thinking about sex.

Wait... okay, all back to normal. :evil


whoa that was weird Mark, what happened!!!?!?! :confused:









:lol

[Trainer2375]

Funny that. I would like to give some. :D

Actually... oh god. At this exact moment, I actually am *not* thinking about sex.

Wait... okay, all back to normal. :evil

did'nt think it was possible. glad it's back to normal now! :lol :evil :lol

[angelces]

so about sex...i would like to have some. :devil
you and half the world.

[Trainer2375]

it's not fair. :(

[GreenJester]

it's not fair. :(
If only I had a cloning device... I could solve all these problems in a timely manner. :)

[selkiegirl]

Afternoon, kids...did I miss anything, other than you all?

[Trainer2375]

If only I had a cloning device... I could solve all these problems in a timely manner. :)


:lol

Hey Jenna! how's it today?!? :)

[selkiegirl]

Slept all day, still tired, but damn, it's warm out, at least 50 drgrees...so beautiful
Sorry I missed it.:( How are you?

[Number27]

Went to the eye doctor. Need new frames since some asshole brokes mine...

[Trainer2375]

could be better, but will live. in a bit of a funk today. haha.

so jealous of your sleep, but i get to sleep in tomorrow, so excited! :)

[selkiegirl]

I am in a funk too...woke up completely out of it and have not shaken that feeling all day. Hope you feel better, Heather.

[GreenJester]

Question for the women:

Assuming the guy does everything right, and the foreplay has been great... (go ahead and make your jokes about how I'm entering the realm of fantasy here)... assuming what I just mentioned, about how long does it take you to achieve an (or, I should specify in some cases, "your first") O? This is actual inside-time I'm looking for here, and for a sub-question, is thrusting enough or do you usually require something *extra* to climax?

[Rob D]

Question for the women:

Assuming the guy does everything right, and the foreplay has been great... (go ahead and make your jokes about how I'm entering the realm of fantasy here)... assuming what I just mentioned, about how long does it take you to achieve an (or, I should specify in some cases, "your first") O? This is actual inside-time I'm looking for here, and for a sub-question, is thrusting enough or do you usually require something *extra* to climax?


finger in the pooper always is enough extra. trust me.

[GreenJester]

finger in the pooper always is enough extra. trust me.
Eloquently put as always, dude.

[selkiegirl]

I always use to require something extra...only could have an O through clitoral stimulation, but for some amazing reason, his thingy is shaped in such a way, or sized, used, whatever, that I can now have the G spot O...
Now, I say this not letting myself completely go with it during that sensation...I still think I have to pee...
SO, he O's me first, whether it takes 5 minutes or 2 hours, and then he O's.

[Number27]

finger in the pooper always is enough extra. trust me.
spock her.

[selkiegirl]

finger in the pooper always is enough extra. trust me.
No way, I would freeze up completely. I think.

[Trainer2375]

No way, I would freeze up completely. I think.
:thumbsup oh yeah. i concur.

no thanks. :eek:

[Number27]

Congrats on 7K Heather:D

[Trainer2375]

haha. thanks Los. i didn't even notice. :lol

:bounce :multi :bounce

[Rob D]

Eloquently put as always, dude.


hey, somebody has to be me.

edit: but i was serious about the finger thing.

[angelces]

I always use to require something extra...only could have an O through clitoral stimulation, but for some amazing reason, his thingy is shaped in such a way, or sized, used, whatever, that I can now have the G spot O...
Now, I say this not letting myself completely go with it during that sensation...I still think I have to pee...
SO, he O's me first, whether it takes 5 minutes or 2 hours, and then he O's.
I thought I was the only one. Sex is nice but not for Os...

[selkiegirl]

I thought I was the only one. Sex is nice but not for Os...
Sex...is amazing...beautiful...damn...I am thinking in 50 hours my truck will be rockin' hard.

[Number27]

I thought I was the only one. Sex is nice but not for Os...
That's why God invented Cunnilingus

[angelces]

That's why God invented Cunnilingus
eh, that doesn't work very well either, never O'd from that either...

[selkiegirl]

That's why God invented Cunnilingus
Hmmm, did he/she truly? Or did the apple fall down between Eve's legs and, well...
Hmmm...

[BustedFairyTale]

Yay! It's almost warm outside. I'm naked! For some reason, I felt the need to get naked, listen to Sarah Harmer and clean. :lol

[selkiegirl]

eh, that doesn't work very well either, never O'd from that either...Oh my, NO WAY! I always O from that, always...my oh my, Ang, you must put those toys away, girl.

[selkiegirl]

Yay! It's almost warm outside. I'm naked! For some reason, I felt the need to get naked, listen to Sarah Harmer and clean. :lol
It's the same here! Like 50 out...but I am not nekked, and I never heard of Sarah Harmer...but I can clean.

[Number27]

eh, that doesn't work very well either, never O'd from that either...
That means that you haven't been with someone who is that good...

There's a trick, and its not on how fast you lick or suckle down there...but how you make her feel psychologically.

[BustedFairyTale]

Jenna, I'm gonna put some Sarah on these CDs I'm making for you. :)

[selkiegirl]

That means that you haven't been with someone who is that good...

There's a trick, and its not on how fast you lick or suckle down there...but how you make her feel psychologically.Absolutely, Los...it's all with the comfort level, trust. Very good, hon:)

[dancergirl40ky]

"Don't Drink the Water." I thought it was appropriate.

I am so bad with those. :rolleyes:

[GreenJester]

Yay! It's almost warm outside. I'm naked! For some reason, I felt the need to get naked, listen to Sarah Harmer and clean. :lol
:lol Morgan, between the watermelon conversation yesterday and this, you are totally campaigning for Sexer of the Week.

[Number27]

Absolutely, Los...it's all with the comfort level, trust. Very good, hon:)
I follow a set of rules when I do that. Its not just cunnilingus, but other stuff as well.

I think I will share once I get back from picking my brother up from the bus stop.

[selkiegirl]

Jenna, I'm gonna put some Sarah on these CDs I'm making for you. :)Thank you dear!!!:)

[bbrianblaze]

my desk looks like this lately...
http://www.marshasims.com/img104.gif


:BANG

[BustedFairyTale]

:lol Morgan, between the watermelon conversation yesterday and this, you are totally campaigning for Sexer of the Week.Hey, I yam who I yam. :p

[angelces]

Oh my, NO WAY! I always O from that, always...my oh my, Ang, you must put those toys away, girl.
I have been told this before. But even when I stopped using them still just a ripple...

I think my problem is, my first O's were from toys and O's from toys can be full blown fireworks, never had that with a guy. I still O, or I think I do, but more like ripples much less like the toys ones. Shrug

[selkiegirl]

I have been told this before. But even when I stopped using them still just a ripple...

I think my problem is, my first O's were from toys and O's from toys can be full blown fireworks, never had that with a guy. I still O, or I think I do, but more like ripples much less like the toys ones. ShrugI was having the opposite problem, toys, eh, my guy, well, I lose all senses, babble like a complete idget, and/or pass out. BUT, it was not like this for me in past relationships...honestly, okay, guys, do not hate me for this, but I faked alot of O's. It was more of a "good Christ, just get it over with" feeling. My emotions were not completely there.

[Number27]

Damn, I must be the only guy that has ever made a girl "gush" with fingers and a tongue.

[bbrianblaze]

<feels like this is an episode of Maury Povich or something....

[BustedFairyTale]

Damn, I must be the only guy that has ever made a girl "gush" with fingers and a tongue.Nah. ;)

[selkiegirl]

Damn, I must be the only guy that has ever made a girl "gush" with fingers and a tongue.No, there is one more that I know of... :evil

[Number27]

Ah, so you know the gushing feeling. Wow, that sounds so bad when I say it. :lol

[bbrianblaze]

Nah. ;)

^just reminded me... last 'we' knew Morgasm was nekkid....


:evil

[selkiegirl]

Ah, so you know the gushing feeling. Wow, that sounds so bad when I say it. :lolOh ya, I know that feeling. I haven't achieved that through sex sex, but through the come hither fingers and the talented tongueage, damn...sometimes you just need to keep a towel next to the bed.
Or so I have heard...

[Number27]

Yea, I can't do that to a girl through sex...but, I get just as much pleasure seeing her squirm and literally pass out. So, its a good trade off.

I'm just afraid that I've gotten a bit rusty.

[angelces]

I was having the opposite problem, toys, eh, my guy, well, I lose all senses, babble like a complete idget, and/or pass out. BUT, it was not like this for me in past relationships...honestly, okay, guys, do not hate me for this, but I faked alot of O's. It was more of a "good Christ, just get it over with" feeling. My emotions were not completely there.
I never faked emotions during sex but I have to try REALLY hard to have an O from sex, idunno maybe I just don't function properly but all the nerves aren't on the inside...

[selkiegirl]

Yea, I can't do that to a girl through sex...but, I get just as much pleasure seeing her squirm and literally pass out. So, its a good trade off.

I'm just afraid that I've gotten a bit rusty.
Passing out...uhu...what's with that anyway? Like "Holy Mother of God", and WHAM...out like a light.
Better brush up, Los...:) Rusty is not the best way to be.

[selkiegirl]

I never faked emotions during sex but I have to try REALLY hard to have an O from sex, idunno maybe I just don't function properly but all the nerves aren't on the inside...
Well, there's your problem, you just said it. If you try too hard, try at all really, then you worry you won't be able to, and then, well, you simply won't.
You need to find a beautiful man who makes all the worries, anxiety, etc. be non-existant within your lovin' times. When you let those walls down again, Ang, this will all be a non issue.

[Number27]

Well, with my ex...she almost did pass out. Well, it seemed like she couldnt breath.

[selkiegirl]

Well, with my ex...she almost did pass out. Well, it seemed like she couldnt breath.I think I wrote something about my own "hyperventilation" episode. Scared the shite out of us.

[Number27]

Well, there's your problem, you just said it. If you try too hard, try at all really, then you worry you won't be able to, and then, well, you simply won't.
You need to find a beautiful man who makes all the worries, anxiety, etc. be non-existant within your lovin' times. When you let those walls down again, Ang, this will all be a non issue.
In order for it to work you must set the mood up. She must be totally trustworthy of you, and made feel safe. Caress her body, make her feel wonderful. Tease her a bit, whisper sweet nothings. But must important, hold her, have skin to skin contact and dont seperate from her.

[GreenJester]

I never faked emotions during sex but I have to try REALLY hard to have an O from sex, idunno maybe I just don't function properly but all the nerves aren't on the inside...
Now, see, I've read things that say that's the more common situation--that most women can't achieve orgasm without nearly-constant clitoral stimulation.

[Number27]

Now, see, I've read things that say that's the more common situation--that most women can't achieve orgasm without nearly-constant clitoral stimulation.
But doesnt it hurt after a while? I know I've made the mistake of paying too much attention to the clit, and it wound up hurting her.

[angelces]

Thats soo funny, I do feel relieved after sex and complete (if done with the right person) but there was this one time, i was laying in bed head on my boy's shoulder (or armpit depending on who you ask ;) ), after a really good session, I closed my eyes as the music was playing and when i opened them it was the end of the same song. I reached over to kiss him and he asked me how I liked my nap. I had no clue what he was talking about, apparently the CD had played all the way through and started over by the time I opened my eyes, and I have no recollection of sleeping. :lol

[selkiegirl]

Now, see, I've read things that say that's the more common situation--that most women can't achieve orgasm without nearly-constant clitoral stimulation.That's very true...BUT, every woman has the ability to have an orgasm without clitoral stimulation...so...if they can come up with a pill for a man to keep a 24 hour erection, why can't they come up with something that has the potential to help women soak the sheets and pass out...?
wait...that doesn't sound quite right.

[Number27]

I am a bigger fan of the G-Spot orgasm than the clitorial orgasm...that's the only orgasm I try to give a girl.

[RuggerSelkie]

Oh my. Very detailed in here it seems. Donnerstag. :)

[selkiegirl]

Donnerstag? Didn't he help pull Santa's sleigh or something?
Ja, sorry, I will refrain now...you know how much I loosen up in this place.
Umm, it's all Ang's fault.

[angelces]

Well, there's your problem, you just said it. If you try too hard, try at all really, then you worry you won't be able to, and then, well, you simply won't.
You need to find a beautiful man who makes all the worries, anxiety, etc. be non-existant within your lovin' times. When you let those walls down again, Ang, this will all be a non issue.
I've tried "not trying too", that didn't work. I don't think its that I don't O, I think the O is just different.

Guys have a hard time being gentle in my experience

[RuggerSelkie]

As long as you got the good stuff, all is well. :) And Donnerstag = Thursday auf Deutsch.

[dancergirl40ky]

Question for the women:

Assuming the guy does everything right, and the foreplay has been great... (go ahead and make your jokes about how I'm entering the realm of fantasy here)... assuming what I just mentioned, about how long does it take you to achieve an (or, I should specify in some cases, "your first") O? This is actual inside-time I'm looking for here, and for a sub-question, is thrusting enough or do you usually require something *extra* to climax?

I have never looked at a clock to determine but I would guess at least 10 minutes, and I do need additional stimulation.

[angelces]

Oh my. Very detailed in here it seems. Donnerstag. :)
isn't donnerstag thursday?

[selkiegirl]

I've tried "not trying too", that didn't work. I don't think its that I don't O, I think the O is just different.

Guys have a hard time being gentle in my experienceYou goof, trying not trying to is just like trying to try to.

[JanelleM]

I thought I was the only one. Sex is nice but not for Os...
:thumbsup I actaully think most girls are like this. Guys think girls have to have an orgasm for sex to be good. But sometimes I am just too caught up in the moment to worry about whether I am going to cum or not. I just like the stimulation, the closeness...having an orgasm (or two) is an added bonus :)

[dancergirl40ky]

That means that you haven't been with someone who is that good...

There's a trick, and its not on how fast you lick or suckle down there...but how you make her feel psychologically.

wow , you have a point Los, it is part mental.

[selkiegirl]

As long as you got the good stuff, all is well. :) And Donnerstag = Thursday auf Deutsch.
What is auf deutch? Are you suggesting I need a feminine hygiene product? :twak

[selkiegirl]

:thumbsup I actaully think most girls are like this. Guys think girls have to have an orgasm for sex to be good. But sometimes I am just too caught up in the moment to worry about whether I am going to cum or not. I just like the stimulation, the closeness...having an orgasm (or two) is an added bonus :)
Agreed...it's the unison of heartbeats, that feeling of being so lost in one another that nothing else exists beyond your bodies, that moment.
Who cares if I achieve an O?
OK, sometimes I care or I turn into a raving lunatic.

[angelces]

Agreed...it's the unison of heartbeats, that feeling of being so lost in one another that nothing else exists beyond your bodies, that moment.
Who cares if I achieve an O?
OK, sometimes I care or I turn into a raving lunatic.
I've been known to speak jibberish... :lol

[RuggerSelkie]

What is auf deutch? Are you suggesting I need a feminine hygiene product? :twak
What??? All German aside, we're gonna get it on on Thursday. :)

[dancergirl40ky]

Now, see, I've read things that say that's the more common situation--that most women can't achieve orgasm without nearly-constant clitoral stimulation.

tis true for me. :)

[selkiegirl]

What??? All German aside, we're gonna get it on on Thursday. :)
Great, now Marvin Gaye is in my head...but, hell ya we are. 48 hours from now...feck, I'm getting totally sappy again, feel like I'm gonna cry.

[RuggerSelkie]

Oh baby...this has been a rollercoaster of a day...

[selkiegirl]

Oh baby...this has been a rollercoaster of a day...
Ya it has...I have no idea what is wrong with me, us, IM...

[Number27]

wow , you have a point Los, it is part mental.
Yes it is...
I don't know why most guys don't think this way.

[angelces]

well at least we know two people who won't be spending vDay alone... too bad I'm not one of them.

[Number27]

well at least we know two people who won't be spending vDay alone... too bad I'm not one of them.
:(:(

[BustedFairyTale]

is anyone around?

[GLR87]

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

[JustinRIT]

I'll never understand people that want to sleep with both Olsen twins. I mean, come on, even if you had a relationship with one of the two, why would she want to engage in sexual acts with her sister?

[digitaldj]

Well, there's your problem, you just said it. If you try too hard, try at all really, then you worry you won't be able to, and then, well, you simply won't.
You need to find a beautiful man who makes all the worries, anxiety, etc. be non-existant within your lovin' times. When you let those walls down again, Ang, this will all be a non issue.


Watching a funny-ass movie before sex has always helped my previous partners. Good humor can always loosen up anxieties and worries. Not to mention doing something hilarious together, like karaoke...

[dancergirl40ky]

Well my friends I will miss you for the next few days, I will have alot on my mind but don't think I won't think of you. I will probably call Jenna and keep her posted so she can let you know how things are going.

Good Night and talk to ya when I get back.

[JustinRIT]

your son having the operation?

[digitaldj]

Well my friends I will miss you for the next few days, I will have alot on my mind but don't think I won't think of you. I will probably call Jenna and keep her posted so she can let you know how things are going.

Good Night and talk to ya when I get back.


*tunes up*

Where are you going?

[Number27]

is anyone around?
Morgasm!

[digitaldj]

Morgasm!


Dude, her post was from this afternoon. But who knows, maybe she's creeping around heere...

[Number27]

I know, but still.

[BustedFairyTale]

hey darlings. whats shakin?

[digitaldj]

I know, but still.


Yeah, can't help but hope that she'll just run out here with nothing on but watermelon and a smile.

[Number27]

My friend Jared showed me the perfect way to pick up girls.

[digitaldj]

hey darlings. whats shakin?



And my case is rested.

[JustinRIT]

My friend Jared showed me the perfect way to pick up girls.Lure them into your car with delicious subway sandwiches?

[BustedFairyTale]

I'm naked again. Today is naked day for some reason?

[Number27]

Lure them into your car with delicious subway sandwiches?
Better.

He writes them little poems, since he is inspired by other people. I swear, it works. That's his thing, he writes poems and stories based on strangers that he sees.

Bastard.

Yay for naked Morgan! And did you ever take those pictures?;)

[BustedFairyTale]

Yay for naked Morgan! And did you ever take those pictures?;)Not yet! I cannot for the life of me find my digital cam! :( I have to search my room when I go home tomorrow.

[GreenJester]

Something is rising into the sky... and what do you know, it's the SUN!

Morning, sex pistols.

[bbrianblaze]

Happy Humpday to all!
:evil :p

[BustedFairyTale]

hey all. :)

[bbrianblaze]

hey all. :)


so before this day gets into full swing... I have a simple question for ya Morgasm...

what's the username mean?

just being nosey/curious... :p

[BustedFairyTale]

It's pretty generic really; Busted (stuff)/(a Sorta) FairyTale..

The DMB is obvious and then Tori Amos for those who aren't familiar. :)

[bbrianblaze]

It's pretty generic really; Busted (stuff)/(a Sorta) FairyTale..

The DMB is obvious and then Tori Amos for those who aren't familiar. :)

kinda guessed a BS involvement but I was missing the Tori Amos connection... coo! :thumbsup

[Number27]

Mine is an insignificant number

[selkiegirl]

Morning, beautiful Ones...did you all sleep well?

[BustedFairyTale]

hey jenna, you feeling better than yesterday? :)

[bbrianblaze]

Morning, beautiful Ones...did you all sleep well?

eh, guess I can't complain.

bet you miss Stace already too huh?


*sends positive vibes out for her son...*

[selkiegirl]

hey jenna, you feeling better than yesterday? :)So far so good...yesterday was a strange day indeed...how are you, dear?
Brian...yes, I do miss Stace:( But, we shall talk soon I am sure. Today will be a semi-fun day for her and the family in Nashville, then tomorrow, poor Justin. Many good thoughts.

[BustedFairyTale]

I'm pretty good. Last day of school this week so I'm happy. :)

What's up with Stace's son? If you dont wanna say that's ok too. *positive thoughts*

[selkiegirl]

He is having surgery..she had a thread about it. I will try to locate it for you:)

That was quick...here ya go.

http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/showthread.php?t=91666

[BustedFairyTale]

Oh wow. Lots of positive thoughts being sent to Justin and Stace and family.

[GreenJester]

"Pick me up, love
From the bottom
Up to the top, love
Everyday"

(I think someone should post these lyrics, like, once a week)

[texasdmblvr]

pay no mind to taunts or advances
i'm gonna take my chances on everyday

[Number27]

Oh wow. Lots of positive thoughts being sent to Justin and Stace and family.
Yes, many positive thoughts.

[selkiegirl]

Just got a quick phone call from Miss Texas...dear, you are so loved:)
Glad you liked the pics...:)

[RuggerSelkie]

Just got a quick phone call from Miss Texas...dear, you are so loved:)
Glad you liked the pics...:)
Ja Beth, thanks for making my baby giggle and smile. :)

[Number27]

Crap...I have to redownload all my goddamn shows...:violent

[angelces]

pay no mind to taunts or advances
i'm gonna take my chances on everyday
(#41 interpolation version)

lefttoright insideout love
good love's fight for


ev ry day

I LOVE THIS SONG. :D

[BustedFairyTale]

Crap...I have to redownload all my goddamn shows...:violentWhy, Los?

[selkiegirl]

Crap...I have to redownload all my goddamn shows...:violent
I lost a ton of my music when I deleted Kazaa, bastards.

And, Beth, ya, I had to call him right away, you made me so so smile.

[Number27]

Why, Los?
I'm cleaning out my HD of all my shows, I finally got a binder big enough to store the CD's and the Data SHN's. Well, I'm trying to burn my '92 shows as music cd's, and it keeps giving me errors on every other show, meaning I have to redownload every other show once again. This is a pain in the ass.

[selkiegirl]

Carlos, or anyone, are there any good P2P music downloads anymore? Or have they all been closed?

[OklahomaMama]

morning, SexyAnts
:D

[Number27]

Ares...but, its not worth it anymore. I just stick to downloading live music and bumming CD's from friends.

[BustedFairyTale]

I sometimes use WinMX, although I rarely download anything anymore.

[number4one]

i'm so pissed. i had to actually look for this thread instead of it being on top.

[Number27]

i'm so pissed. i had to actually look for this thread instead of it being on top.
it was on the first page...

[BustedFairyTale]

I know. Our sad little thread gets neglected sometimes.

Should I take off my shirt? ;)

[angelces]

i'm so pissed. i had to actually look for this thread instead of it being on top.
so amanda likes being on top eh?

;)

[GreenJester]

Somebody started a "Horny" thread... I think the OST needs to compete. This place has been horny from the get-go.

[number4one]

it was on the first page...
yeah but it wasn't at the TOP!!

[number4one]

so amanda likes being on top eh?

;)
well.... of course:D

[The Sean]

I know. Our sad little thread gets neglected sometimes.

Should I take off my shirt? ;):bounce :thumbsup

[angelces]

orgy

[number4one]

whats everybody doing for valentines?

is there SEX! involved? if not... there SHOULD be.

[Number27]

uh, i have a date?

*ducks*

[BustedFairyTale]

*takes off shirt*

for v-day, i am going to see a band called Breaking Laces, and then I am going to find a random cute boy and make out with him. Yup.

[angelces]

nothing

[Number27]

nothing
aww. If I didn't have a date...and lived in Jersey...we could have visited Elizabeth! :)

[angelces]

if by elizabeth you meant my middle name and not the town that would have been fine. I'm not even sad about it or anything I just always thought that holiday was over rated, even when I had a BF. I'm pretty sure my ex is going to buy me flowers and he wants to take me to dinner, but that would just be awkward. SO I'm not planning on doing anything, maybe go grocery shopping and make myself a steak. :D

[bbrianblaze]

orgy? Morgasm is topless?

this place has NO competition!!!
:thumbsup

[Number27]

Whoa,...you're having steak? I'm coming over.

[OklahomaMama]

hey, 'Los...
did ya ever get around to measuring that body part we were discussing?
:evil
i got all the equipment last night to make your present
:p

[angelces]

Whoa,...you're having steak? I'm coming over.
dude I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl, I always have steak. At least once a week.

I get steak more then I get sex...

[Number27]

7 inches...wait, thats not the body part you were looking for :evil
Or was it?

[OklahomaMama]

7 inches...wait, thats not the body part you were looking for :evil
Or was it?naughty boy!
but please don't stop :D

[Number27]

Nope, I haven't had a chance. I;ve been neglecting most of my homework to help my mom with her projects for school.

Now that's love, sacrificing grades to help your mom.

[BustedFairyTale]

i want steak.

[number4one]

one of my ex's that I am actually still civil with and don't want to castrate called me last night and wants to get together for the BIG day. i honestly don't really know if i'm up to it. it's been kind of a weird situation for me in the "fella's" department for like the last week.

[stunnersal]

i want steak.
Tubed??

[number4one]

i want steak.
yuck.

[BustedFairyTale]

Tubed??Yum. :p

[stunnersal]

Cum. :p
Easy there Morgan... :lol

[JustinRIT]

*takes off shirt*

for v-day, i am going to see a band called Breaking Laces, and then I am going to find a random cute boy and make out with him. Yup.*puts a yellow sticky on his shirt with the words "random" written in black sharpie*

And, I too, want steak. I'll be on my way over ang.

[number4one]

Easy there Morgan... :lol
NICE!

:lol :lol :lol

[JustinRIT]

"Wait until I cum and I steal you..."

[BustedFairyTale]

I'm easy, Morgan... :lolYou don't have to tell me that.

[bbrianblaze]

is it cheating on the OST to post in the Horny thread?



ps I'm not even visiting there.... :p

[The Sean]

*takes off shirt*

for v-day, i am going to see a band called Breaking Laces, and then I am going to find a random cute boy and make out with him. Yup.post of the year

[Number27]

cheap knock off!

[JustinRIT]

is it cheating on the OST to post in the Horny thread?



ps I'm not even visiting there.... :pSex threads divided against themselves cannot stand.

[stunnersal]

You don't have to tell me that i'm pretty to sleep with me.
:eek:

[BustedFairyTale]

Duh. I already know.

[stunnersal]

Duh. I already know i am easy.
:thumbsup

[number4one]

:lol :lol :lol

[BustedFairyTale]

:thumbsupShut up.




:evil

[BustedFairyTale]

topping this cause i'm bored.

anyone around?

[bbrianblaze]

si si! ;)

[OklahomaMama]

i'm slutting around in the horny thread
*hangs head in shame*
:p
but my screwed up heart belongs here :evil

[Number27]

I always get around...err...I'm always around:)

[BustedFairyTale]

Boo To Horny Thread!


ps - i'm in the mood for oral sex.

[Number27]

My specialty

[BustedFairyTale]

My specialtyBut I wanna give! :lol

[bbrianblaze]

But I wanna give! :lol


:ugh:

oh no she didn't....

[Number27]

I'm all for receiving!:)

[BustedFairyTale]

I haven't done it in a really long time. What a waste of talent. :lol

[Number27]

I have never, ever received a good blowjob.:(

[OklahomaMama]

poor los!

who here thinks i should get a vibrating tongue ring, btw?
:evil

[Number27]

They actually make those?

[OklahomaMama]

....
http://home.fuse.net/montpd/oral.jpg

[BustedFairyTale]

poor los!

who here thinks i should get a vibrating tongue ring, btw?
:evilOmg they are sooo weird. It's cool but still weird. Cause my tongue was getting like....crazy. Itchy? I don't know how to explain.

[OklahomaMama]

They actually make those?yup!
http://navelgirl.com/images/vibratingtongue2.jpg

[bbrianblaze]

I haven't done it in a really long time. What a waste of talent. :lol


I had to update my sig cuz of your comment.... :evil

[Number27]

Nice Brian, very nice! :thumbsup

[BustedFairyTale]

*dead*

[bbrianblaze]

*dead*

:confused:

[Number27]

Time for some good ol' mouth to mouth :lol

[BustedFairyTale]

damnit. now i'm all horny. wtf.

[selkiegirl]

What's the topic of the morning?
Ahhh, blow jobs...nothing new there...they still suck, but...

[BustedFairyTale]

I love you, Jenna. :lol

[selkiegirl]

damnit. now i'm all horny. wtf.
Nothing new there either, melon tits. All I can see is Morgan with her watermelons. Krikey.

[selkiegirl]

I love you, Jenna. :lolI love you too, dearest...and I swear, we are growing some lovely watermelons for you this spring.
I'll start the seeds indoors soon:)

[BustedFairyTale]

I love you too, dearest...and I swear, we are growing some lovely watermelons for you this spring.
I'll start the seeds indoors soon:):lol you crack me up.

I can't wait! Sorry bout the whole watermelon imagery. ;)

[Number27]

Nothing new there either, melon tits. All I can see is Morgan with her watermelons. Krikey.
Can you send me this image through osmosis? Thanks.

[bbrianblaze]

....melon tits. All I can see is Morgan with her watermelons. Krikey.


where?! where?! *looks around excitedly!!!* :evil :p

[selkiegirl]

Wouldn't you all like to know how to find Miss Morgasm...
Maybe she is right here with me...

[BustedFairyTale]

http://www.satonishi.town.satosho.okayama.jp/vg/english/resources/imgs/tn/watermelons.gif :lol

[OklahomaMama]

hey, morgasm's melons are good for ya! :D
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~brinaldi/old%20portfolio/watermelons-slice.jpg

[BustedFairyTale]

hey, morgasm's melons are good for ya! :D
http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~brinaldi/old%20portfolio/watermelons-slice.jpg Horray! Now everyone can have some. ;)

[Number27]

Juicy!

[BustedFairyTale]

Juicy!*deflects sexual imagery*

[Number27]

No deflecting!:mad:

[BustedFairyTale]

No deflecting!:mad:But but. I'm extra frisky today. :p

[bbrianblaze]

:thumbsup

[selkiegirl]

Me too, Morgan...must be the anticipation, twitterpation, dang...