Ask the opposite sex

[dancergirl40ky]

syrup, thats a sticky situation :)

[OklahomaMama]

yeah, it draws bugs too....
especially ants :lol

[lillerfm]

syrup, thats a sticky situation :)

Yeah...that and chocolate syrup...

I'd like to drizzle that all over and splash it with some milk...It'd be kinda like making hot-coco.

[OklahomaMama]

where will you stick the marshmallows, frank?
and do we need the jumbo size or those little useless swiss miss hard ass fake marshmallows?
:p

[dancergirl40ky]

I am a chocoholic you know. :)

[Crumbo]

Godiva

[dancergirl40ky]

Here is a good question, Have you ever eaten White Trash?

[lillerfm]

where will you stick the marshmallows, frank?
and do we need the jumbo size or those little useless swiss miss hard ass fake marshmallows?
:p

Big ones...and I got ideas of where we could put them so we could "dig" them out using only very specific body parts.

[lillerfm]

Here is a good question, Have you ever eaten White Trash?

No, Pam Anderson won't return my phone calls.

[dancergirl40ky]

Chex Mix with m&ms coated in White Chocolate. Damn this stuff is good. Our neighbor brought it over for Justin. Ooops , I am liking it too much. :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

I need to go do my power walk while it is still daylight, chat with you guys later.

[Number27]

OK Ang straight up you said you would tell me if I guessed it....

Is it our beloved Carlos?
Don't I wish. But sadly, it is not I.

[angelces]

Awwww los :(

[Number27]

Yea, had the feelings (or at least I thought I did). But I guess someone beat me to it. But glad you're happy.:)

[angelces]

Yea, had the feelings (or at least I thought I did). But I guess someone beat me to it. But glad you're happy.:)
damn, I missed out then... you're still coming to visit right?

[JustinRIT]

No, Pam Anderson won't return my phone calls.BEST. POST. EVER. :lol :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

I wish I knew who the mystery man was. Hmmmm.

[Number27]

damn, I missed out then... you're still coming to visit right?
Definetly.

[digitaldj]

WTF ^^ mate?

[Number27]

Whoa, there. Easy killer.

[JustinRIT]

I want to write an x-rated version of granny

sex! baby!

[dancergirl40ky]

Is it Adam?

[Number27]

I want to write an x-rated version of granny

sex! baby!
Haha, that would be priceless.

[angelces]

Stace, IM me.

[nutter58]

gap in the sidewalk

[digitaldj]

Whoa, there. Easy killer.


No no man. That's not what I meant. Just some interesting devolopements here since about 1 pm...

[Number27]

Definetly.

[nutter58]

all confusing.

[Number27]

Not really.

[digitaldj]

*feels like everyone is staring*

Uh...

[angelces]

you feel like people are staring, think about how I feel... you're not even involved.

[digitaldj]

you feel like people are staring, think about how I feel... you're not even involved.


Always gotta do me one betta. That's okay, that tune will change when I get out the hand-cuffs...

[nutter58]

all confusing.
i meant my feelings.

i wish i could jump his bones. :lol

[Number27]

The way you treated your ex, made me realize how pointless it was of me to even attempt anything with my ex. It just reminded me of the way she would treat me, or is treating me.

The truth is a bitch slap and a half.

[digitaldj]

Sorry guys, mom says I can't play no more...

*vanishes in cloud of smoke*

[dancergirl40ky]

Night Night.

[OklahomaMama]

mornin' sexers.....
as pink floyd sez:

is there anybody out there??

[Rob D]

ang, you haven't answered the burning question yet (the one about the guy, not the burning std)

[OklahomaMama]

yeah, ang...
inquiring (dirty) minds wanna know
:D

[selkiegirl]

Eh, let her be...she will tell us when she is ready:)
Until then, let's celebrate the fact that Ang is pretty damn happy lately...this truly makes me smile.

[dancergirl40ky]

I am happy too. I love seeing happy people. I know one happy person I would love to see. :)

[selkiegirl]

Hmmm, who is that, Stace?
<Not me...:(
But that's another story...
How are you all? Smiling? Chipper?
How is Justin, Stace?

[GreenJester]

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

Ahhh...ahhhahhhahhh......

[selkiegirl]

Morning, Mark...how are you, sleepyhead? Need some java?

[GreenJester]

Morning, Mark...how are you, sleepyhead? Need some java?
Coffee tends to upset my stomach (though I can drink Mountain Dew and get along just fine...weird).

Nah, I'll manage. Really tough time getting out of bed this morning. Snooze. Snooze. Light. Swing one leg out. Wait five minutes... yeah, one of those.

But the sun is streaming into my cubicle right now, and that's some consolation.

[selkiegirl]

Miss Sunshine is always a good consolation...where would we be without her shining spirit?
Glad you find smiles in the little things...

[GreenJester]

I can't wait for green grass again. :)

That said... weather forecast looks like I'm going to get February's Kiss. High of 45 this Friday, which is pretty wild since last year the warm day was the 21st.

[Brad]

we get 60 on friday :)

[dancergirl40ky]

Hmmm, who is that, Stace?
<Not me...:(
But that's another story...
How are you all? Smiling? Chipper?
How is Justin, Stace?

Eh , I dont know about smiling and chipper, but I am alright. I am sure there are some men and women who could change that for me, they usually do.

Justin is fine. I am waking him a 8 this morning. He wont be happy about that, but I dont want him getting in the habit of staying up late and sleeping in. :rolleyes:

[dancergirl40ky]

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

Ahhh...ahhhahhhahhh......

Are you looking at all the lonely people? :D :monkey

[number4one]

ohmygod i love him. (i think)



*randomness from amanda, carry on*

[number4one]

we got snow. i'm gonna make a snow angel after class:D

[dancergirl40ky]

We are suppose to be in the 50's today. I am was going to walk with Dave yesterday afternoon and I couldnt get disc man to play so I did Pilates instead. Today I will fix discman and then teach this afternoon.

[GreenJester]

Are you looking at all the lonely people? :D :monkey
;) I don't know, am I?

How YOU doin'? (Copright 2004 Amanda)

[dancergirl40ky]

Rich is going to work on his motorcycle. :) I am sure it will be running this afternoon, with a little bit of cussing involved.

[number4one]

;) I don't know, am I?

How YOU doin'? (Copright 2004 Amanda)
damn right.

[number4one]

Rich is going to work on his motorcycle. :) I am sure it will be running this afternoon, with a little bit of cussing involved.
motorcycles are dangerous.

i'm not allowed on them (says my mom).

and i cant date boys that have them.

[dancergirl40ky]

;) I don't know, am I?

How YOU doin'? (Copright 2004 Amanda)

Maybe a little. I am trying not to be. Positive attitude.

[number4one]

class time sexers.


on that note. i would sooooo do my professor. he's pretty hot. and only like 32:D

[bbrianblaze]

ga' mornin peeps!

[OklahomaMama]

motorcycles are dangerous.

i'm not allowed on them (says my mom).

and i cant date boys that have them.
well, THAT just makes boys on bikes more attractive, doesn't it? ;)

[dancergirl40ky]

Its not the motorcycle that is dangerous it is the drivers, and the driver of cars that don't watch for them well enough. I don't blame your mother. I worry sometimes, but I love to ride, always wear a helmet even though it wreaks havoc on my hair. Rich is very safe.

[bbrianblaze]

well, THAT just makes boys on bikes more attractive, doesn't it? ;)


^reminded me of the Seinfeld where George was the 'bad boy' with Elaine's co-worker... :lol :lol

George: "I'm the bad boy. Never been the bad boy."
Jerry: "You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend."
George: "Yes. Yes."
Jerry: "The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad creditist."
George: "OK, the point is made."
Jerry: "The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen. [George gets up and leaves after putting down a tip]...The bad tipper!"

[Number27]

motorcycles are dangerous.

i'm not allowed on them (says my mom).

and i cant date boys that have them.
me too!


wait...:lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Morning Brenda, Brian, Los, the OST is waking up for sure. :)

[dancergirl40ky]

^reminded me of the Seinfeld where George was the 'bad boy' with Elaine's co-worker... :lol :lol

George: "I'm the bad boy. Never been the bad boy."
Jerry: "You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend."
George: "Yes. Yes."
Jerry: "The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad creditist."
George: "OK, the point is made."
Jerry: "The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen. [George gets up and leaves after putting down a tip]...The bad tipper!"

:lol Good Stuff.

[bbrianblaze]

Morning Brenda, Brian, Los, the OST is waking up for sure. :)


*in a deep, almost Barry White voice*

yyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaayyyyaaayyyy!!!

[bbrianblaze]

:lol Good Stuff.


...as Banyon would say...

"the BEST Jerry, the BEST!!!"






I miss Seinfeld... thank God for syndication!!

[dancergirl40ky]

The drink we call coffee, I love it.
If it had a big cock I would f*%k it.
I sip it real slow
and swallow it. OH!
Sex with your coffee, Here of it?

[GreenJester]

That's right... get the rhyming out of your system this week... come next Monday, I don't wanna hear NO verses comin' outta you people. Not a couplet, ya here?

[Brad]

moanin yall :)

[bbrianblaze]

The drink we call coffee, I love it.
If it had a big cock I would f*%k it.
I sip it real slow
and swallow it. OH!
Sex with your coffee, Here of it?


:ugh::evil :ugh:

whoooooaaa.....

[dancergirl40ky]

That's right... get the rhyming out of your system this week... come next Monday, I don't wanna hear NO verses comin' outta you people. Not a couplet, ya here?


:( AAHHHH Pleeeasse.

[dancergirl40ky]

:ugh::evil :ugh:

whoooooaaa.....

Did I offend? :confused:

[bbrianblaze]

Did I offend? :confused:


ah NO! I don't think you can (offend me)!!


Others mebbe... but not often... you, I know you... you don't offend!!!
;)

[dancergirl40ky]

;) :)

[Number27]

There is nothing sexier than a girl who love's '80s cars.

[GreenJester]

*sigh* Is it bad that I keep waiting for Stace's avatar to uncross her legs? ;)

[Number27]

You too?

[angelces]

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

Ahhh...ahhhahhhahhh......
my favorite beatles song!

[angelces]

we got snow. i'm gonna make a snow angel after class:D
does that mean you are the good twin today? Woo Hooo i wanna be the bad one! Although for us, snow devils would be much more appropriate! :evil

[GreenJester]

my favorite beatles song!
I never heard Sgt. Pepper until my final semester of college. Loved it immediately. I think BTCS ranks up there on the same level.

[angelces]

Its funny Eleanor Rigby was on in the car when I got out to go to work. :D

and on a similar note, can you believe my boy doesn't like The Beatles? :eek:

[Number27]

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band...

where do I sign up?

[dancergirl40ky]

Sorry guys I just can't do that in front of everyone. :)

[angelces]

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band...

where do I sign up?
for the benefit of Mr Los, there will be a show tonight on trampoline

[GreenJester]

Its funny Eleanor Rigby was on in the car when I got out to go to work. :D

and on a similar note, can you believe my boy doesn't like The Beatles? :eek:
Yes, I can believe it. I know someone who doesn't. But--

They kicked ass in so many various styles, I think he just hasn't heard the right songs. And part of it, I think, stems from people having the wrong impression of what those four guys were all about... if they were 18 today, they'd be huge, and making outstanding music.

[JustinRIT]

I don't like the Beatles.

[Number27]

With a Little Help From My Friends

[angelces]

Yes, I can believe it. I know someone who doesn't. But--

They kicked ass in so many various styles, I think he just hasn't heard the right songs. And part of it, I think, stems from people having the wrong impression of what those four guys were all about... if they were 18 today, they'd be huge, and making outstanding music.
yes I believe its all about the song choice as well. I don't like most of the happy 50-60s stuff, they started to hit their niche with the stuff on the blue greatest hits album. I will try to enlighten, but his take is all he heard was hype about them all his life, and when he tried to get into them, he didn't see what all the fuss is about.

[GreenJester]

yes I believe its all about the song choice as well. I don't like most of the happy 50-60s stuff, they started to hit their niche with the stuff on the blue greatest hits album. I will try to enlighten, but his take is all he heard was hype about them all his life, and when he tried to get into them, he didn't see what all the fuss is about.
Well, with all that can be done in a recording studio today, the sound quality itself and the new effects, it does change one's perspective listening to thirty-some-year-old recordings.

But as far as sheer songcraft, putting lyrics and music together (and, of course, the wonderful vocals)... Beatles are probably going to remain one my all-time favorites for the rest of my life. It's timeless stuff (to me, anyway).

[angelces]

Well, with all that can be done in a recording studio today, the sound quality itself and the new effects, it does change one's perspective listening to thirty-some-year-old recordings.

But as far as sheer songcraft, putting lyrics and music together (and, of course, the wonderful vocals)... Beatles are probably going to remain one my all-time favorites for the rest of my life. It's timeless stuff (to me, anyway).
i have all their stuff on vinyl, thats the way the stuff was meant to be heard, with the lp fuzz and all. :lol

[Number27]

mm lp fuzz

[angelces]

that's what I'm talkin bout!

[dancergirl40ky]

I have alot of Vinyl. I need a new needle. Rich was suppose to be getting one. Don't know what happened there.

[Number27]

I thought you said you didn't like the fuzz;)

Wait, that sounds oh so dirty:evil:p

[angelces]

ok back to sex... what would you say?

[GreenJester]

that's what I'm talkin bout!
:lol Oh, you guys and your nostalgia... ;)

I never had the "benefit" of hearing the vinyl, I needed all their albums for a class so I went the CD route (though my copy of the White Album is one somebody ripped from vinyl, so it's got the slight fuzziness).

I like the cleaned-up versions. That stuff stands on its own, fuzz or no fuzz.

[angelces]

:lol Oh, you guys and your nostalgia... ;)

I never had the "benefit" of hearing the vinyl, I needed all their albums for a class so I went the CD route (though my copy of the White Album is one somebody ripped from vinyl, so it's got the slight fuzziness).

I like the cleaned-up versions. That stuff stands on its own, fuzz or no fuzz.
nostalgia, I'm YOUNGER than you! I just have a very educated mother, musically speaking. Well that and she got all my father's LPs in the divorce... We have an electric LP player, you can skip to specific tracks on it. :eek:

[Number27]

When I fix the car up, and make it into show material, I will get some of my hot girl friends to pose in skimpy outfits. :evil

[JustinRIT]

From what you've told me, you already have those pictures :)

[Number27]

Oh, thats of my ex...without the car...and no clothes :lol

[angelces]

which is why I would never let a guy take pics of me... the dirt you already have with her, you could plant those pics no the new guy... I have an evil mind so I woudl be really paranoid...

[dancergirl40ky]

No Car ? No Clothes? Sounds interesting.


Hey everyone today is HUMP DAY!!!:)

[Number27]

No, you can tell they are old. They were taken in her room, and it has her old wall color. Those pictures are from a year ago, and she painted her room right after Turkey day.

[JustinRIT]

off to work :(

[number4one]

back in action.:D

"i wanna sex you up..."

[Number27]

Okay!:)

[bbrianblaze]

back in action.:D

"i wanna sex you up..."


um... WHY does Color Me Badd keep getting brought up lately.... ?!?! :confused:



Edit: don't get me wrong... I LIKE the sentiment... and I remember how nice that 'scene' was in New Jack City... (chick dancing for Nino) :evil

[number4one]

Okay!:)
mornin' Los.

i'm seeing BNL on the 6th!! GO US!

[number4one]

um... WHY does Color Me Badd keep getting brought up lately.... ?!?! :confused:



Edit: don't get me wrong... I LIKE the sentiment... and I remember how nice that 'scene' was in New Jack City... (chick dancing for Nino) :evil
because when i was little, my older sister would listen to that song and some others and my mom would make her turn me off cus little ears were in the room (me) so i sing it as much as possible now:D


its all my mom's fault.:(

[bbrianblaze]

mornin' Los.

i'm seeing BNL on the 6th!! GO US!


I'm seeing them (BNL) in 2 days!! :multi

[Number27]

Yay for BNL and Howie Day! Wooooooooo!

[number4one]

I'm seeing them (BNL) in 2 days!! :multi
i'm so jealous!!

it will be my first time *snickers* seeing them!
i'm pumped!

[number4one]

Yay for BNL and Howie Day! Wooooooooo!
for real yo!

[bbrianblaze]

i'm so jealous!!

it will be my first time *snickers* seeing them!
i'm pumped!


<can't wait!! I saw them 2 times before but these should be the best seats yet... we got comped by Mohegan Sun casino!!! :thumbsup




ps Amanda get over to Truth and Lies and tell which it was!!! :freak

[number4one]

so i have a question...

do certain smells make you "horny baby! yeah"?


and if so... what smells?

[bbrianblaze]

so i have a question...

do certain smells make you "horny baby! yeah"?


and if so... what smells?


vanilla.... like a Yankee Candle or even the car air freshener (tree)...

part of it maaay have to do with some nookie in a car... but it's just niiiice.... :evil

[number4one]

<can't wait!! I saw them 2 times before but these should be the best seats yet... we got comped by Mohegan Sun casino!!! :thumbsup




ps Amanda get over to Truth and Lies and tell which it was!!! :freak
takin care of Brian.

[number4one]

i think i want oprah's job...



thats my goal.

[angelces]

the smell of last night's sex on your skin waking up next to the boy who made you smell like that to start it all again...

[number4one]

the smell of last night's sex on your skin waking up next to the boy who made you smell like that to start it all again...
agreed.


and i may be a freak but i love the smell of a guy that is all sweaty. OHMYGOD. i have no clue what it is... but i love it!

[angelces]

agreed.


and i may be a freak but i love the smell of a guy that is all sweaty. OHMYGOD. i have no clue what it is... but i love it!
its called pheromones ;)

[bbrianblaze]

agreed.


and i may be a freak but i love the smell of a guy that is all sweaty. OHMYGOD. i have no clue what it is... but i love it!


"I once had a girl or should I say she once had me...."

..had a girl who loved that too... after softball or most 'activities'... it got hot(TER)!! :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

um... WHY does Color Me Badd keep getting brought up lately.... ?!?! :confused:



Edit: don't get me wrong... I LIKE the sentiment... and I remember how nice that 'scene' was in New Jack City... (chick dancing for Nino) :evil

That movie was on TV yesterday, so bad. :lol

[number4one]

its called pheromones ;)
yeah thats the word!

either way... def. get me going:evil

[bbrianblaze]

That movie was on TV yesterday, so bad. :lol


"am I my brother's keeper?!"

[number4one]

"I once had a girl or should I say she once had me...."

..had a girl who loved that too... after softball or most 'activities'... it got hot(TER)!! :evil
hot activities....YUMMY!!

;) :lol

[angelces]

I loved the smell of Cool Water on one of my exes but after him I couldn't have it on anyone else, it really mixed well with his natural scent.

[dancergirl40ky]

<can't wait!! I saw them 2 times before but these should be the best seats yet... we got comped by Mohegan Sun casino!!! :thumbsup




ps Amanda get over to Truth and Lies and tell which it was!!! :freak

Ive been to the Mohegan Sun. :D

[bbrianblaze]

Ive been to the Mohegan Sun. :D


when?!

ya know they recently (within the past couple years) did a biiig expansion (to keep up with Ledyard, CT's other casino)!!!

[selkiegirl]

I like my smell on him...patchouli frickin' rocks...makes me feel free, wild, organic...does that make sense?

[dancergirl40ky]

Smells, the smell a little bit tipsy beer or wine, and faint cologne and sweat from dancing.

[dancergirl40ky]

I was up that way back in 96 or 97 I think. Went to Mohegan and Foxwoods. We used to go to Foxwoods alot when we lived in Westerly.

[angelces]

ahh yes, he was a sub guy, of course you were in CT!

[bbrianblaze]

I was up that way back in 96 or 97 I think. Went to Mohegan and Foxwoods. We used to go to Foxwoods alot when we lived in Westerly.


Westerly huh?! Cooool, been there, done that (on summer nights...)!

Ever been to Fortuna's (Deli)??

[GreenJester]

Smells, the smell a little bit tipsy beer or wine, and faint cologne and sweat from dancing.
I know this young woman... she's so "repelled" by the smell/taste of alcohol that if her fiance has even one drink she won't let him kiss her or even get too close for the rest of the night. It's really, really ludicrous, and I know he would prefer to be a social drinker or at least have a glass of wine with dinner from time to time.

[dancergirl40ky]

Westerly huh?! Cooool, been there, done that (on summer nights...)!

Ever been to Fortuna's (Deli)??

Yes but Vocatura's was my favorite. I miss Friendly's I want a Reese Cup Sunday, that peanut butter sauce is the best. I loved Westerly, I would move back in a heart beat, but Rich hates the weather.

[bbrianblaze]

ahh yes, he was a sub guy, of course you were in CT!


there's a 'go deep', 'go down' joke in there, I know it....

[number4one]

this song is so damn depressing... but i LOVE it.

Come to me now
And lay your hands over me
Even if it's a lie
Say it will be alright
And I shall believe

I'm broken in two
And I know you're on to me
That I only come home
When I'm so all alone
But I do believe

That not everything is gonna be the way
You think it ought to be
It seems like every time I try to make it right
It all comes down on me
Please say honestly you won't give up on me
And I shall believe
And I shall believe

Open the door
And show me your face tonight
I know it's true
No one heals me like you
And you hold the key

Never again
would I turn away from you
I'm so heavy tonight
But your love is alright
And I do believe

That not everything is gonna be the way
You think it ought to be
It seems like every time I try to make it right
It all comes down on me
Please say honestly
You won't give up on me
And I shall believe
I shall believe

[Peachy34]

what up OST:)

[dancergirl40ky]

I know this young woman... she's so "repelled" by the smell/taste of alcohol that if her fiance has even one drink she won't let him kiss her or even get too close for the rest of the night. It's really, really ludicrous, and I know he would prefer to be a social drinker or at least have a glass of wine with dinner from time to time.

Thats too bad. I love it. I warms me , makes me mmmm. I gotta stop. :lol

[bbrianblaze]

Yes but Vocatura's was my favorite. I miss Friendly's I want a Reese Cup Sunday, that peanut butter sauce is the best. I loved Westerly, I would move back in a heart beat, but Rich hates the weather.


<worked for the Fortuna family (in CT) all through HS and into college... I managed one of their CT deli's!

they had a cottage in Westerly (b/c of the shop up there) and I'd go up with one of their sons and party!!


:multi

[dancergirl40ky]

Not a whole lot Anna, a bit of the same. :)

[Peachy34]

:) good to know. its such a slow day at work today- i must be bored 'cause i am starving already- all this talk of delis

[bbrianblaze]

..all this talk of delis

Fortuna's made the BEST steak and cheese, if you like them...

and 'over-stuffed' heroes were their claim to 'greatness'....

[angelces]

I know this young woman... she's so "repelled" by the smell/taste of alcohol that if her fiance has even one drink she won't let him kiss her or even get too close for the rest of the night. It's really, really ludicrous, and I know he would prefer to be a social drinker or at least have a glass of wine with dinner from time to time.
I'm like that about pickles, they are gross.

[Rob D]

anyone have a dirty limmerick for me?

[dancergirl40ky]

Fortuna's made the BEST steak and cheese, if you like them...

and 'over-stuffed' heroes were their claim to 'greatness'....

I love Steak and Cheese and havent has a good one in ages. Nothing around here to compare. They are all about the BBQ :lol

[bbrianblaze]

I love Steak and Cheese and havent has a good one in ages. Nothing around here to compare. They are all about the BBQ :lol


I haven't had one in ages either.... haven't been down to Fortuna's in literally a year or so... which is a long time for me! Mebbe this weekend... or next...


Mmmmmm!!! :p

[selkiegirl]

I know this young woman... she's so "repelled" by the smell/taste of alcohol that if her fiance has even one drink she won't let him kiss her or even get too close for the rest of the night. It's really, really ludicrous, and I know he would prefer to be a social drinker or at least have a glass of wine with dinner from time to time.
Hmmm, there could be reasons behind this. My ex husband would drink 1 beer, truly, just 1, and the smell would oooze from his pores. Just brought back bad memories, made me physically ill.

[angelces]

steak and cheese are new england's poor excuse for a cheesesteak. But at least they don't try to claim that it is one, Philli's got that title locked down

[GreenJester]

I once knew a guy name of Rob
Who wanted to polish his nob
The cook in the kitchen
Was more than bewitchin'
She served him herself on the cob.

[bbrianblaze]

steak and cheese are new england's poor excuse for a cheesesteak. But at least they don't try to claim that it is one, Philli's got that title locked down


Fortuna's did it up REALLY well (imo)!!! Shaved beef, peppers, onions.. grilled then melted cheese...

I wasn't impressed by the Philli I got when I when down there a few years ago... eh.

[texasdmblvr]

there once was a guy named rob
who enjoyed playing with his knob
he got busted at work
with a silly little smirk
now he's looking for another job


i told ya'll yesterday i was no good at this..sorry jester, i started mine before you- you're just way faster and i'd say 'the best' at this poetry stuff- although i have been VERY impressed with everyone's work even as silly as it's been here the last two days...

[angelces]

sex is bigger than boobs! :bounce

[Rob D]

i still like mine from yesterday:

my boy Rob D has a niche
to make my thighs throb and twitch
he'd sex me all day
and then he would say
"i'm done mama, go make me a sandwich"

[GreenJester]

sex is bigger than boobs! :bounce
Big sex, big boobs = big fun. And a big... :evil

[angelces]

my sex is small but I have big boobs ;)

[bbrianblaze]

the size of your 'sex'.... difficult to measure?

[GreenJester]

my sex is small but I have big boobs ;)Well, we'll just have to *make* it fit... ;)






EDIT: (Oddly, this is also a common answer among carpenters & plumbers)

[angelces]

the size of your 'sex'.... difficult to measure?
i have been told I am very tight, *shrug* I guess girls would measure by finger width right?

[GreenJester]

Well we danced through the night
And we held each other tight
And before too long, I fell in love with her
She wouldn't dance with another, ooh
When I saw her standing there

[texasdmblvr]

serious question
does this sig make my butt look big?
i can't figure out how to make it (the sig) smaller..it's too late for my butt...ha ha
don't laugh, just help....

[bbrianblaze]

serious question
does this sig make my butt look big?
i can't figure out how to make it (the sig) smaller..it's too late for my butt...ha ha
don't laugh, just help....


put "[SIZE = 1]" before it and "[/ SIZE ]" after it...

without spaces or quotes... :D

[angelces]

ahhh sex. "why sex every one should be making love, common how many guys you know make love?"

[Number27]

i have been told I am very tight, *shrug* I guess girls would measure by finger width right?
I would measure by how it squeezes the finger. But thats just me.

[dancergirl40ky]

I think it goes both ways for men and women, sometimes you want to make love and sometimes you just want a good fuck.

I'm off to lunch, bye bye.:)

[bbrianblaze]

oh no she didn't......

[angelces]

oh yes I did, but what did I do?

[bbrianblaze]

oh yes I did, but what did I do?


if you don't know then I think you did it wrong.... :rolleyes:

[Brad]

hey yall :)

[angelces]

if you don't know then I think you did it wrong.... :rolleyes:
I don't know how to do it wrong...

[bbrianblaze]

I don't know how to do it wrong...


well in here it would be like this...



"sex?"

:lol

[angelces]

yes, what makes you think I've ever been to blame for "sex?", if anything it wasn't my fault I'm soo damn hot!

[bbrianblaze]

yes, what makes you think I've ever been to blame for "sex?", if anything it wasn't my fault I'm soo damn hot!

:lol ooook, if you say so...

but you're the one who asked 'what did I do'....

[angelces]

:lol

I guess its more like what did you do? ;)

someone suggested I remove sex! sex. and sex? from my sig but I just can't do it.

[bbrianblaze]

:lol

I guess its more like what did you do? ;)

someone suggested I remove sex! sex. and sex? from my sig but I just can't do it.


nah leave it, it's good stuff (imo)...


um, didn't all of this start with my "oh no she didn't..." ;)

[angelces]

nah leave it, it's good stuff (imo)...


um, didn't all of this start with my "oh no she didn't..." ;)
thats my point. Who's she?

[bbrianblaze]

I think it goes both ways for men and women, sometimes you want to make love and sometimes you just want a good fuck.

I'm off to lunch, bye bye.:)


what I meant earlier was... 'oh no she didn't...'

[angelces]

what I meant earlier was... 'oh no she didn't...'
:lol post more carefully next time or all this coulda been avoided ;)

seriously though we need a topic its dead in here

[bbrianblaze]

:lol post more carefully next time or all this coulda been avoided ;)

seriously though we need a topic its dead in here


well ppppbtbtbtbtbbbbbb to you then :p










;)

[Brad]

how much younger is it ok to date someone?

[bbrianblaze]

how much younger is it ok to date someone?


depends.

a year or two at a "young" age (teens) means a lot... but doesn't matter so much once you get into your 20's or beyond... (imo)

so it's relative....

[Brad]

im interested in an 18 yr old but i turn 23 next month

[bbrianblaze]

that'll 'seeem' like a big deal to many people... but it 'can' work... in the right situation... (maturity levels etc)

[angelces]

well she's legal so... you might get a lot of shit for it but if you really like her it may be worth it.

[OklahomaMama]

im interested in an 18 yr old but i turn 23 next monthlegally it's ok....
is she still in HS? that could make it a little wierd for her parents....

[Brad]

well people say i am immature and she is mature so.... :lol

[Brad]

legally it's ok....
is she still in HS? that could make it a little wierd for her parents....

no she is not in hs, we go to school together and are in the same circle of friends

[angelces]

well people say i am immature and she is mature so.... :lol
and that would make you both different from every 18 yr old girl and 23 yr old boy how?

:lol

[number4one]

bow chicka wow wow!

[angelces]

hells yeah the spice has returned to the sex thread. welcome back amanda ;D

[Trainer2375]

SEX SEX!! :evil

how's it going?!?

[number4one]

i had to take a nap, i was all sexed out.

[number4one]

going hillbilly bowling tonight with the sista's...should be fun!:)

[Snipper007]

im interested in an 18 yr old but i turn 23 next monthCraddle rober!!

















I feel ya! ;)

[angelces]

hmmmm

[GreenJester]

http://www.theonion.com/news.php?i=1&n=3

This is scary. It's too close for comfort. I need... I need to go lie down...

[angelces]

http://www.theonion.com/news.php?i=1&n=3

This is scary. It's too close for comfort. I need... I need to go lie down...
yes but your writing is much better than his cartoons. :D

[number4one]

as for the age thing. i think its a big deal when youre in high school kinda. but after that... anybody is fair game!

[GreenJester]

I saw "Under the Tuscan Sun" last night. It was by turns interesting, cheezy, and a glorified Olive Garden commercial.

[angelces]

I saw "Under the Tuscan Sun" last night. It was by turns interesting, cheezy, and a glorified Olive Garden commercial.
:lol best.review.ever

:lol I haven't/didn't want to see that movie

[lillerfm]

Okay, I'm finally here at work..I've had one of those got-kicked-in-the-crotch kinda mornings...

[bbrianblaze]

Okay, I'm finally here at work..I've had one of those got-kicked-in-the-crotch kinda mornings...


sorry to hear that Frank...


I've had that kind of .... month! (so far)

[angelces]

awww hugs for the men in the OST

[number4one]

Okay, I'm finally here at work..I've had one of those got-kicked-in-the-crotch kinda mornings...
just rub it and make it feel better.

[selkiegirl]

Okay, I'm finally here at work..I've had one of those got-kicked-in-the-crotch kinda mornings...One of these? I'm sorry:(
http://www.funkyfridge.com/images/EP-9043-L.jpg

[lillerfm]

Working on Mark's game from yesterday...which of the following is true.

1) I had a blow-out on the way in this morning 8 miles into my trip across the 24 mile causeway I travel everyday.

2) I had a blow-out on the way in this morning 8 miles into my trip across the 24 mile causeway I travel everyday, and didn't have a spare tire to use.

3) I had a blow-out on the way in this morning 8 miles into my trip across the 24 mile causeway I travel everyday, and didn't have a spare tire to use, and my boss who travels the same bridge was behind me when it happened and stopped to help only to be left slack-jawed at the fact that I didn't have a spare.

[lillerfm]

just rub it and make it feel better.

Might be needed a little help with that... :evil :BANG

[lillerfm]

One of these? I'm sorry:(
http://www.funkyfridge.com/images/EP-9043-L.jpg

Yeah, but only if that guy doubled over in pain and she kept kicking...and when he fell to the ground she continued to pummel him.

[bbrianblaze]

1... no 2.... no 3!!! oh I dunno....

[dancergirl40ky]

what I meant earlier was... 'oh no she didn't...'

I thought you might be talking about me. ;) And Yes I did, and Yes sometimes I just want a good fuck.

P.S. I'm Baaaack. :)

[selkiegirl]

I thought you might be talking about me. ;) And Yes I did, and Yes sometimes I just want a good fuck.

P.S. I'm Baaaack. :)
I know what you mean, Miss Stace...:)
Making love, tears, passion, all sweet and slow...and the next time around, I just wanna bend over and have him fuck me.
I cannot believe I still get shy with typing out that word. :D

[OklahomaMama]

poor frankiebaby!
i'm guessing it's # 3 cuz that's the shits & when it all goes bad it ALL goes bad, eh?

let mama kiss it & make it better :D

[bbrianblaze]

I know what you mean, Miss Stace...:)
Making love, tears, passion, all sweet and slow...and the next time around, I just wanna bend over and have him fuck me.
I cannot believe I still get shy with typing out that word. :D


OH NO... SHE DID NOT!!!!!! :evil

















:lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Oh I do too. I am sooo shy when it comes to that stuff. LOL.

Did I say it was Hump Day earlier, yeah , I need to be humped.

Would someone PM me with a good humping. LOL.

OH Frank, tell me it wasn't 3.

[selkiegirl]

OH NO... SHE DID NOT!!!!!! :evil



:lol
Did not what? Oh no, is that a bad word to type out? I am all embarassed now... :(

[GreenJester]

I know what you mean, Miss Stace...:)
Making love, tears, passion, all sweet and slow...and the next time around, I just wanna bend over and have him fuck me.
I cannot believe I still get shy with typing out that word. :DBut I'll quote you on it... just to see it in print once more... :evil

[selkiegirl]

I should just let it all go, type it out a hundred times, but for some reason the fuck turns into feck and it seems more innocent, but I didn't want it to be innocent in the way I used it before. When I want a good fuck, I am going to ask for and receive a good FUCK. And I will say FUCK a hundred times during the good FUCK.
OMG...what have I done?

[lillerfm]

poor frankiebaby!
i'm guessing it's # 3 cuz that's the shits & when it all goes bad it ALL goes bad, eh?

let mama kiss it & make it better :D

Yeah, that would be correct...

When it rains...

You would of thought I told him his dog died the look on his face was so priceless when I told him I didn't have a spare.

[bbrianblaze]

Did not what? Oh no, is that a bad word to type out? I am all embarassed now... :(


no embarrassment... the quote/sentiment was just.... rather :evil :ugh: :evil

[lillerfm]

I should just let it all go, type it out a hundred times, but for some reason the fuck turns into feck and it seems more innocent, but I didn't want it to be innocent in the way I used it before. When I want a good fuck, I am going to ask for and receive a good FUCK. And I will say FUCK a hundred times during the good FUCK.
OMG...what have I done?

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[bbrianblaze]

I should just let it all go, type it out a hundred times, but for some reason the fuck turns into feck and it seems more innocent, but I didn't want it to be innocent in the way I used it before. When I want a good fuck, I am going to ask for and receive a good FUCK. And I will say FUCK a hundred times during the good FUCK.
OMG...what have I done?


I'm just not sure... :ugh:








are you satisfied with FUCKING!!!!!????!?!!?

[GreenJester]

Well, for one thing, Jenna... you're turning me on. Maybe somebody should stop you. You're shooting wildly now...

[selkiegirl]

I have never said the word fcuk...

[lillerfm]

I have never said the word fcuk...

Would you believe typo?

[selkiegirl]

Well, for one thing, Jenna... you're turning me on. Maybe somebody should stop you. You're shooting wildly now...
I think Stace needs to come here and straighten me out.
Ya, I am in one of those wild red headed free flying moods today, and it feels good.
I need me a bitch.
whoa...

[selkiegirl]

I'm just not sure... :ugh:








are you satisfied with FUCKING!!!!!????!?!!?Yes, I am, very much so. I love the feeling if not being able to walk for the rest of the day. :)

[dancergirl40ky]

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Ummm, you spelled it wrong. :rolleyes:

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucklickfuckfuckfucklickfuckfu ckfucklickfuck......

[angelces]

I should just let it all go, type it out a hundred times, but for some reason the fuck turns into feck and it seems more innocent, but I didn't want it to be innocent in the way I used it before. When I want a good fuck, I am going to ask for and receive a good FUCK. And I will say FUCK a hundred times during the good FUCK.
OMG...what have I done?
I am familiar with this occurrance... and then they can't fuck you hard or long enough... yum.

[selkiegirl]

Would you believe typo?
NO! I am still trying to figure out how that would sound..."FCUK me harder!!!"...eh, no...

[number4one]

oh damn.. it IS hump day!!

ANG YOU DIDNT TELL ME!!! DAMN YOU!!

[bbrianblaze]

Ummm, you spelled it wrong. :rolleyes:

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucklickfuckfuckfucklickfuckfu ckfucklickfuck......


it's like a word find... I see them... 3 licks!!!

does that mean I got to the center of the tootsie pop?!?! :bounce

[OklahomaMama]

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now you've desensitized us all
;)

[bbrianblaze]

And just to recap... THIS is the part I liked the best....

And I will say FUCK a hundred times during the good FUCK.


:evil

[lillerfm]

Ummm, you spelled it wrong. :rolleyes:

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucklickfuckfuckfucklickfuckfu ckfucklickfuck......

Yeah, I was going for one of those cool things where it worked out okay going downwards but not regular...


Ah, screw it....just another fucked up part of my week. :BANG :BANG :BANG :violent

[selkiegirl]

I am familiar with this occurrance... and then they can't fuck you hard or long enough... yum.
Yes, yes yes!!! Even when they actually are fucking you as hard and fast as humanly possible you just stare them in the eyes, smile, (even though you are wincing inside) and challenge them by saying over and over "Harder!!! Fuck me harder!!!"
OK, I must settle down now.

[dancergirl40ky]

it's like a word find... I see them... 3 licks!!!

does that mean I got to the center of the tootsie pop?!?! :bounce

Oh would you PLEEEEEASE. :lol It is my favorite thing.

[GreenJester]

gee, thanks frank....
now you've desensitized us all
;)
On the contrary... I'm feeling very sensitive... tell me where you'd like to go... we could lock ourselves in any room... we could stay right here... :evil

[OklahomaMama]

ladies and gentlemen....please excuse this temporary blackout while mark and i..... [screen goes blank]
:p

[selkiegirl]

And just to recap... THIS is the part I liked the best....



:evil
Uhu, that's what he said..after I took the bandana out of his mouth.
Sorry, I'll stop again.:)

[angelces]

Yes, yes yes!!! Even when they actually are fucking you as hard and fast as humanly possible you just stare them in the eyes, smile, (even though you are wincing inside) and challenge them by saying over and over "Harder!!! Fuck me harder!!!"
OK, I must settle down now.
especially effective when they are going at it from behind, and you straighten out, toss your hair over your shoulder, put your tongue on your upper lip and push against them. Then say "harder, fuck me harder..."

yes yes, I think I'll see if the boy wants tO.... tonight :evil

[dancergirl40ky]

Yes, yes yes!!! Even when they actually are fucking you as hard and fast as humanly possible you just stare them in the eyes, smile, (even though you are wincing inside) and challenge them by saying over and over "Harder!!! Fuck me harder!!!"
OK, I must settle down now.

Are your legs crossed, mine are. :lol

[angelces]

Are your legs crossed, mine are. :lol
damn straight mine are, thighs firmly pressed together!

[selkiegirl]

Are your legs crossed, mine are. :lolWhoa, for once, mine are not crossed that way, they are up on the chair, crossed over each other...maybe I should meditate...:)

[selkiegirl]

especially effective when they are going at it from behind, and you straighten out, toss your hair over your shoulder, put your tongue on your upper lip and push against them. Then say "harder, fuck me harder..."

yes yes, I think I'll see if the boy wants tO.... tonight :evilToss my hair? He better be grabbing onto it for dear life...

[bbrianblaze]

especially effective when they are going at it from behind, and you straighten out, toss your hair over your shoulder, put your tongue on your upper lip and push against them. Then say "harder, fuck me harder..."



*raises eyebrow* :p


um, ok!!! :evil

[GreenJester]

Whoa, for once, mine are not crossed that way, they are up on the chair, crossed over each other...maybe I should meditate...:)
With one finger or two? :evil

[bbrianblaze]

ps THIS place is hoooooooorny today!!! :evil