Ask the opposite sex

[RuggerSelkie]

Just got done working out...chuggin' down Gatorade. My baby is taking a nap, getting some much needed rest, but this is for her. :) One week honey...

http://www.parseerror.com/images/pics/gatorade.jpg

[GreenJester]

http://www.parseerror.com/images/pics/gatorade.jpg:lol We've got an artist here...

[dancergirl40ky]

OK that was pretty good Freddie, and I didnt miss much around here did I? What is up with the OST?

[GreenJester]

OK that was pretty good Freddie, and I didnt miss much around here did I? What is up with the OST?
Amanda's having a small crisis... but I know from experience, she'll get past it. Everyone has a really terrible class in college at least once.

[number4one]

Amanda's having a small crisis... but I know from experience, she'll get past it. Everyone has a really terrible class in college at least once.
i'm going to stroke out.


i'm kidding of course.it just fucking sucks.

[dancergirl40ky]

8AM Music Composition , It was HELL

[Number27]

I am glad I haven't had any dick college professors. Now, high school, that is a different story.

[dancergirl40ky]

I never had Profs that called you out though, where do you go?

[angelces]

Hey mark

When the world ends?

;)

Guys you rule, wake up to coming into work late and backreading in the OST

[number4one]

I never had Profs that called you out though, where do you go?
oh... my week isnt complete with at least 2 call outs during class.

[dancergirl40ky]

Sounds like high school not college.

[Number27]

If I just knew where a certain temptress was going for a show in Florida, my plans for Summer would be complete:D:lol

[number4one]

Sounds like high school not college.
oh it pretty much is.

anyways. SEX!

[Brad]

boobs.

[number4one]

dicks

[GreenJester]

pussssssssy

[GreenJester]

Well, I've been put to auditing, but I'll try to post something fun during my lunch break.

[Brad]

O--for last nite :)

[number4one]

http://www.tntech.edu/intramurals/basketball2004_ovc.htm


i'm pissed. they have out score wrong for the last game played.

[dancergirl40ky]

Your legs won't work cause you want me so.....

[Brad]

does it make the difference between won and lost?

[GreenJester]

Hey mark

When the world ends?

No, actually, it was...

When I'm walkin' by the water
Splish-splash you & me, takin' a bath
When I'm walkin' by the water
Comes up through my toes, to my ankles
To my head, to my soul
I'm blown away

;)

[number4one]

does it make the difference between won and lost?
nope. its whoever at the end of the season has the most total over all points.

i mean Phi Mu still kicked our collective ass' but damn... at least give us our points.

[Brad]

say something about it

[number4one]

say something about it
i sent Monica (the intermurals chair) an e-mail about it.

she'll get it fixed. she's hardcore like that.

[angelces]

If I just knew where a certain temptress was going for a show in Florida, my plans for Summer would be complete:D:lol
PM. I guess your plans will be complete. :D

[Number27]

Okay, that sounds cool Ang. I'll tell several friends if they can make it to the show as well. Should we try and get tickets at the same time?

[number4one]

you ain't gotta say to much from the look in your eye i can tell you wanna fuck
and you ain't gotta call me a boo just as bad as you wanna fuck i wanna fuck too


(insert rap)

[number4one]

so yesterday. i was talking to this guy... exchanged numbers and whatnot...

so i walk talking to my friend Jackie about him and she was like...Amanda...no dont waste your time with him... so i was like okay why? then she told me his nick name... "Points" yup thats right... he sleeps with tons of girls to get points...

now i just think thats awful

[angelces]

that is aweful Amanda!

[Number27]

so yesterday. i was talking to this guy... exchanged numbers and whatnot...

so i walk talking to my friend Jackie about him and she was like...Amanda...no dont waste your time with him... so i was like okay why? then she told me his nick name... "Points" yup thats right... he sleeps with tons of girls to get points...

now i just think thats awful
thats low, really low.

[number4one]

i dunno why so many girls would sleep with him...

he's not THAT hot and we wears girl pants... i know cus i have the same ones from the gap...

[62jake]

so yesterday. i was talking to this guy... exchanged numbers and whatnot...

so i walk talking to my friend Jackie about him and she was like...Amanda...no dont waste your time with him... so i was like okay why? then she told me his nick name... "Points" yup thats right... he sleeps with tons of girls to get points...

now i just think thats awful


What? Guys still do that stupid points system bullshit. What a cool motherfucker! If only I was half as cool as that guy! (can you sense the sarcasm?)
That's a pretty shitty thing to do on his part. Maybe he'll fuck around and get VD. That'll ruin his whole points system.

[bbrianblaze]

mornin' peeps!!


ok I stayed away (working) as looong as I could...

*shakin... jonesin'*

phew....

[Number27]

Morning Brian!

[number4one]

mornin' peeps!!


ok I stayed away (working) as looong as I could...

*shakin... jonesin'*

phew....
Brian you missed my whole "fuck" fiasco!!

[bbrianblaze]

"minus 200 points.... go take your antibiotic and here's some ointment"

eeewwwww

[bbrianblaze]

Brian you missed my whole "fuck" fiasco!!

True.


Fill me in..... :rolleyes:

[number4one]

True.


Fill me in..... :rolleyes:
oh its not that bad. i just woke up late...said fuck a lot and missed class.

[dancergirl40ky]

Good Morning Brian:) Glad to see you are Hard at work. :lol

[Number27]

oh its not that bad. i just woke up late...said fuck a lot and missed class.
Why say fuck a lot, when you can just fuck?;)

[OklahomaMama]

Good Morning Brian:) Glad to see you are Hard at work. :lol*evil cackle*
:D

[bbrianblaze]

oh its not that bad. i just woke up late...said fuck a lot and missed class.


oh... nkay...

that f%#$ing sucks... I guess. :lol

[number4one]

Why say fuck a lot, when you can just fuck?;)
:lol :lol

very true.

[Number27]

My kind of woman!

[angelces]

What? Guys still do that stupid points system bullshit. What a cool motherfucker! If only I was half as cool as that guy! (can you sense the sarcasm?)
That's a pretty shitty thing to do on his part. Maybe he'll fuck around and get VD. That'll ruin his whole points system.
yes but he probably won't care or inform. My friend got warts from a similar guy. Only she didn't realize he was like that (they never do...) and he doesn't care.

[number4one]

yes but he probably won't care or inform. My friend got warts from a similar guy. Only she didn't realize he was like that (they never do...) and he doesn't care.
wow thats just awful.

i would probably hit the guy in the nose if he did that to me.

[Number27]

dont worry, my penis is very clean.

[selkiegirl]

Just got done working out...chuggin' down Gatorade. My baby is taking a nap, getting some much needed rest, but this is for her. :) One week honey...

http://www.parseerror.com/images/pics/gatorade.jpgThat's just wrong...:)
But, oh so right...
I'm confused today, meds are kicking my arse, so forgive me if I post like a drunkard.

[OklahomaMama]

dont worry, my penis is very clean.*whew*! that's a relief
;)

[number4one]

dont worry, my penis is very clean.
thank god!

since that one night we got down and dirty i've been...well how should i say this... "itching'' but at least i know it didnt come from you;)

[Number27]

thats because you're itching for me to get back in there

[dancergirl40ky]

You are excused, are you going to be OK to drive to mom's?

[number4one]

thats because you're itching for me to get back in there
:lol :lol :lol

damn right baby!

[angelces]

wow thats just awful.

i would probably hit the guy in the nose if he did that to me.
no get this, she continues to sleep with him, because she can't sleep with anyone else... now THATs logic.

[Number27]

Oh lordy lord. Thats just sad.

[dancergirl40ky]

no get this, she continues to sleep with him, because she can't sleep with anyone else... now THATs logic.
why doesnt she get rid of him and the damn warts? It is treatable.

[angelces]

yes my point exactly, the things some women do for men... makes me want to be sick. women should stick up for themselves.

Anyway on to more fun topics...

:bounce sex :bounce

:multi

[angelces]

why doesnt she get rid of him and the damn warts? It is treatable.
not the kind she has, from what I understand they have to remove the cervix which makes it really hard to have kids later.

[Number27]

ouch.

[bbrianblaze]

Anyway on to more fun topics...

:bounce sex :bounce

:multi


hmmmmm

*pretending to ponder*

oooooookkaaaaay... I suppose....

[selkiegirl]

One week, and I'll be bouncing like those frogs..
Whoa...did I say that out loud?

[Number27]

Whoa, Jenna. :lol

[selkiegirl]

Sorry, it's the meds...today I can blame everything on my meds...hmmm...this could be fun.

[62jake]

Mmmmm, meds!

[Number27]

I just realized your avatar is of Samurai Jack. Awesome, awesome cartoon.

[dancergirl40ky]

not the kind she has, from what I understand they have to remove the cervix which makes it really hard to have kids later.

WTF I have never heard of that, good god , I would kill him :twak :twak

[bbrianblaze]

WTF I have never heard of that, good god , I would kill him :twak :twak


no no no... not :twak...


try :violent


:thumbsup

[62jake]

I just realized your avatar is of Samurai Jack. Awesome, awesome cartoon.

Hell yeah, man! Finally, somebody noticed! I love that cartoon so much. Samurai Jack is the fucking man! Death to Aku!

[dancergirl40ky]

I am out for a while gang, gotta look like I do something around here you know.

BBL
(be back later)

[Number27]

Yes, death to Aku!

[selkiegirl]

Allo darlins, fancy a bunk-up!?

[OklahomaMama]

Hell yeah, man! Finally, somebody noticed! I love that cartoon so much. Samurai Jack is the fucking man! Death to Aku!^^ look, sexers.... mama's corrupted another fine upstanding young man :evil

now get UPstanding, young man!! :lol

[bbrianblaze]

oh look everyone.. Mama changed her sig.... :ugh:







;) :lol :evil ;)

[Number27]

I changed my sig as well! Well, sorta.

[OklahomaMama]

oh look everyone.. Mama changed her sig.... :ugh:
;) :lol :evil ;)
yeah, yeah.... bite me, brian!


no, really... just a nibble on my left buttcheek, k?
:lol

[bbrianblaze]

I changed my sig as well! Well, sorta.


I did too (sorta)...


but with Brenda it's a running joke... (how often she does). :D

[bbrianblaze]

yeah, yeah.... bite me, brian!


no, really... just a nibble on my left buttcheek, k?
:lol


buttcheek.... I'm kinda partial to the neck.... :evil

[OklahomaMama]

yup... i "DO IT" as often as i can :lol

and brian.... the neck is fine with me, just don't draw any blood, ya freak!

[Number27]

im more of a nibbling on the neck type of guy.

[bbrianblaze]

yup... i "DO IT" as often as i can :lol

and brian.... the neck is fine with me, just don't draw any blood, ya freak!


did someone saaaaay :freak .....






:evil

[62jake]

^^ look, sexers.... mama's corrupted another fine upstanding young man :evil

now get UPstanding, young man!! :lol

Aye, Aye, Captain! The General is now at attention and at your disposal. Do with him what you will. He will not disappoint!

[OklahomaMama]

Aye, Aye, Captain! The General is now at attention and at your disposal. Do with him what you will. He will not disappoint!
can he march? :evil
hup, two, three, four.....

[62jake]

can he march? :evil
hup, two, three, four.....

Oh, he can do lotsa things, baby. Trust me!

[selkiegirl]

So, anyone have anything interesting to say, ask, ponder over?

[dancergirl40ky]

I love it when a guys kisses up the back of your leg, pauses behind the knee and then moves on to the butt cheek. mmmmm. Just thought I would share my thoughts. :)

[selkiegirl]

Those are nice thoughts to share Stace.
OK, I need to give in to the blahs and lay down. Have a good rest of your days and weekends, all...C-ya on the flipside.

[OklahomaMama]

I love it when a guys kisses up the back of your leg, pauses behind the knee and then moves on to the butt cheek. mmmmm. Just thought I would share my thoughts. :)*shiver* that just jacked up my moisture quotient for the day! :evil

[62jake]

Wet kooters smell nice!

[dancergirl40ky]

yeah, me tooo.. you hate to get yourself all horny

[bbrianblaze]

*shiver* that just jacked up my moisture quotient for the day! :evil


:ugh: :evil :ugh:

[dancergirl40ky]

Wow that was weird

[bbrianblaze]

Wow that was weird


ya mean the 'forum off' thing...

<agrees. :ugh:

[dancergirl40ky]

yeah
I was like WTF?

[Crumbo]

wtf mate

[OklahomaMama]

vBulletin Message
OFF UNTIL PEOPLE STOP MAKING CRYBABY THREADS ABOUT NO SHOWS IN THEIR AREA. READ THE ANNOUNCEMENTS, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR.

that was just NOT NICE!!!

[Crumbo]

had to be done.....bandwith is expensive.....plus dmbc is cluttered with crap

[OklahomaMama]

FYI: i am sucking on the nicest meatiest thigh right now......

















chicken, you pervs!
:D

[GreenJester]

"Universal Love"


As I walk in the clear air
Depths of this stage
Where you and I are made
Of everything, and the light
And heat, gravity, sound
Pass through,
Even as we know our
Commonality with stars
I see the hard lines
Of limit that separate us,
The unlined boundaries
Where bone, blood, flesh
Cease and the clear air
Begins--and I know
Although my heat passes
Into your veins, your voice
Curls into my cochlea,
My weight presses down
Gently onto your abdomen--
All I can keep is the sight of you,
And trust I am not blind.

[OklahomaMama]

*sigh*
that's lovely, mark....
original creation?

[GreenJester]

*sigh*
that's lovely, mark....
original creation?Yeah, just wrote it. I'll probably end up tweaking it a bit later on.

[dancergirl40ky]

Very nice indeed. :)

[BustedFairyTale]

hey all, I'm not dead. (in case anyone was wondering)

I just had the most amazing week of my life though. :)

I missed you all.

[OklahomaMama]

morgasm!
hey, sweetiepie
:D

[bbrianblaze]

hey all, I'm not dead. (in case anyone was wondering)

I just had the most amazing week of my life though. :)

I missed you all.


details....




and welcome back!! :bounce

[BustedFairyTale]

I saw my favourite band four times in the past 5 days, and last night, per my request (the night before) they played my favourite song, one I thought I'd never hear.

I got to talk to them a bunch too and it was just incredible. I am on cloud nine.

[angelces]

hey all, I'm not dead. (in case anyone was wondering)

I just had the most amazing week of my life though. :)

I missed you all.
you were missed

[bbrianblaze]

I saw my favourite band four times in the past 5 days, and last night, per my request (the night before) they played my favourite song, one I thought I'd never hear.

I got to talk to them a bunch too and it was just incredible. I am on cloud nine.


*pauses... ponders....*


favorite band..... I give up....

[bbrianblaze]

and just like that.. the OST is alive... if only for a moment... :D

[GreenJester]

I saw my favourite band four times in the past 5 days
But... DMB doesn't start touring til summer...? ;)

[BustedFairyTale]

Barenaked Ladies my friends. B to the N to the L.

[GreenJester]

Barenaked Ladies my friends. B to the N to the L.Who needs sleep?
Well you're never gonna get it
Who needs sleep?
Tell me what's that for
Who needs sleep?
Be happy with what you're gettin'
There's a guy whose been awake
Since the Second World War
:multi

[BustedFairyTale]

Who needs sleep?
Well you're never gonna get it
Who needs sleep?
Tell me what's that for
Who needs sleep?
Be happy with what you're gettin'
There's a guy whose been awake
Since the Second World War
:multiAnd they did that song. Complete with the sexiest man alive playing flute.

[number4one]

yay for more sleep!!

go me!

[GreenJester]

And they did that song. Complete with the sexiest man alive playing flute.
So what was the song you requested?

[BustedFairyTale]

The setist from last night..

[number4one]

The setist from last night..
morgan that is awesome.
:D

[bbrianblaze]

holy sh#$.. no way....

I'm seeing them TONIGHT!!!! wtf Morgasm.....!!!! :ugh:

[number4one]

i'm seeing them in the peach state!!!!


yay! it will be my first time!!!

[number4one]

wanna know what sucks?

wanting to truely making something better...but you can't not because you dont have the drive but because the people you need to help you are lazy.

[bbrianblaze]

wanna know what sucks?

wanting to truely making something better...but you can't, not because you dont have the drive but because the people you need to help you are lazy.


so... what's the something?!

[number4one]

so... what's the something?!
something for school.

and you can talk about it and people will be like yeah we need to improve this, this, and this, but when it comes to ACTUALLY doing things to improve.... no modivation.

i'm gonna have to start taking names and kicking ass

[GreenJester]

There's a distinct lack of bare-chested, panting-hot women in the OST today...

We need aphrodisiacs.

[number4one]

i'm gonna go do some hot panting in the shower.

:evil :lol i love it!

[bbrianblaze]

:ugh: Amanda....







ps I KNEW I liked me some Morgasm.... :multi

[RuggerSelkie]

I know you guys are all out of sync without the lovely ladies around, but this was in our student newspaper: http://www.lumberjackonline.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/02/12/402ae3e9a3095?in_archive=1

It's amazing how much controversy this has caused. I'm just trying to get home...:)

[number4one]

"Kiss the tip of the penis and hold the shaft"



this is a GREAT article!!!

[angelces]

sex!

[number4one]

sex!
FOR SURE!!


never forget the ! !!

[bbrianblaze]

sex!


eggsactly!!!

[GreenJester]

Ladies: I have a telephone poll in my pants. Would you like to make a call?

[angelces]

yeah someone used to tell me they wish they had Neo's ability to get from point A to point B at a moments notice so he could give me that whenever he wanted (or I wanted for that matter)

... too bad he can't, but he does sneak into my cube from time to time

[bbrianblaze]

later peoplez...

have a good weekend!!




*cough visit a post office cough*

[JanelleM]

Cookies!!!

[angelces]

later peoplez...

have a good weekend!!




*cough visit a post office cough*
oh shit! :BANG

will go saturday.

[bbrianblaze]

daaaaaamn... I thought I was gonna get a "*cough already did cough*


:freak

[angelces]

daaaaaamn... I thought I was gonna get a "*cough already did cough*


:freak
i'm sorry, life has been really busy lately. You're all ready to go and I would send it today but I don't have it with me.

[devils744]

my valentines day didnt include anything like that :(

I know you guys are all out of sync without the lovely ladies around, but this was in our student newspaper: http://www.lumberjackonline.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/02/12/402ae3e9a3095?in_archive=1

It's amazing how much controversy this has caused. I'm just trying to get home...:)

[angelces]

me neither. :lol

[GreenJester]

As the OST winds down for the weekend, I'd like to post a song I just discovered five minutes ago. Well, the lyrics, anyway. I've never heard the song. By a guy named Greg Brown--I think he's folk or Christian music, not sure how the rest of his catalog would sit with me but this one... well, I happened upon it because I was looking up my favorite poet. You'll see what I mean:


"Rexroth's Daughter"

coldest night of the winter working up my farewell
in the middle of everything under no particular spell
i am dreaming of the mountains where the children learn the stars
clouds roll in from nebraska dark chords on a big guitar
my restlessness is long gone i would stand here like an old jack pine
but I'm looking for Rexroth's daughter the friend of a friend of mine

i can't believe your hands and mouth did all that to me
are so daily naked for all the world to see
that thunderstorm in Michigan i never will forget
we shook right with the thunder & with the pounding rain got wet
where did you turn when you turned from me with your arms across your chest
i am looking for Rexroth's daughter i saw her in the great northwest

would she have said it was the wrong time if I had found her then
i don't want too much a field across the road and a few good friends
she used to come & see me but she was always there & gone
even the very longest love does not last too long
she'd stand there in my doorway smoothing out her dress
& say "this life is a thump-ripe melon--so sweet and such a mess"

i wanted to get to know you but you said you were shy
i would have followed you anywhere but hello rolled into goodbye
i just stood there watching as you walked along the fence
beware of them that look at you as an experience
you're back out on the highway with your poems of city heat
& I'm looking for Rexroth's daughter here on my own side street

the murderer who lived next door seemed like such a normal guy--
if you try to follow what they shove at us you run out of tears to cry
i heard a man speak quietly i listened for a while
he spoke from his heart to my woe & then he bowed & smiled
what is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
i am looking for Rexroth's daughter & I'm running out of breath

spring will come back i know it will & it will do its best
so useful so endangered like a lion or a breast
i think about my children when i look at any child's face
& pray that we will find a way to get with all this amazing grace
it's so cold out there tonight so stormy i can hardly see
& i'm looking for Rexroth's daughter & i guess i always will be

[angelces]

wow, all day I'm sitting here at work and I just realized it was friday... damn!

[OklahomaMama]

dang, ang...
that's the only thing that got me outta bed this morning
:p
WOO HOO FOR FRIDAY!!!
:bounce :multi :monkey

[62jake]

No shit! My bossman left early, so I'm gonna finish what i'm working on and get the fuck outta Dodge!

[GreenJester]

Slipping through backstage shadows, the jester moves so stealthily not a single bell sounds on his cap. As the actors take their bows the ropes throw jail-cell shadows across his slinking form. Then, before they know it, there is the sound of a pneumatic hinge and the cryptic thud of a door shutting tight. The jester is gone unnoticed, out into the night...

[angelces]

Mark I noticed you ;)

[OklahomaMama]

Slipping through backstage shadows, the jester moves so stealthily not a single bell sounds on his cap. As the actors take their bows the ropes throw jail-cell shadows across his slinking form. Then, before they know it, there is the sound of a pneumatic hinge and the cryptic thud of a door shutting tight. The jester is gone unnoticed, out into the night...awww! :(
sorry i didn't slut around with ya today, markiebaby
see ya on monday
{}{}{} * See the Twang Thread for further details
:D

[JustinRIT]

I just zipped up to quick. :(

[Number27]

We;re taking our pants off?

[dancergirl40ky]

Ow!!!

[JustinRIT]

yeah, mucho ow.

[angelces]

while this is my favorite thread, a lot of fun and my favorite. I must say I'm tired of talking about sex I want to actually HAVE sex.

[Number27]

here, here.

[angelces]

well los, with the speed I drive i could be there by about noon tomorrow... :evil

but I don't think he'd like that very much... :lol

[Number27]

Nope, I don't think so either. But I was agreeing with you on the sex part :lol

[angelces]

damn, so we aren't hookin up when I come down there for the FL show?

[number4one]

sex is good.

[Number27]

I wish, but we missed our chance of hooking up!

[angelces]

I wish, but we missed our chance of hooking up!
damn... do you think he'll let me get an exception...



:lol

[Number27]

:lol I don't know, I'll have to check with Amy (if her and I are together then)

[angelces]

:lol I don't know, I'll have to check with Amy (if her and I are together then)
awesome! you two are together?

[Number27]

If we are, I didn't get the memo. I would assume since we ended up naked on V-Day, but I hate assuming. So, I'm going to ask her later on tonight.

[digitaldj]

:lol I don't know, I'll have to check with Amy (if her and I are together then)

Don't worry man, it's all good. ;)
































:lol

[angelces]

Hey! I thought you were gonna take that shower? :evil

[digitaldj]

Hey! I thought you were gonna take that shower? :evil


I am now baby.

*leaves bathroom door ajar, to let clouds of steam roll out*


So yeah, it's kind of lonely in here...

[Number27]

Yes, get back in the shower...


I'll be there in a few

Whoa. :lol

[digitaldj]

Yes, get back in the shower...


I'll be there in a few

Whoa. :lol


Yeah let's do this!!!! Bye kids. :evil

[Number27]

I am way too comfortable with my own masculinity. :lol

[angelces]

I am now baby.

*leaves bathroom door ajar, to let clouds of steam roll out*


So yeah, it's kind of lonely in here...
damn I walk away for a second and I lose my boy to Los! WTF mate!

[Number27]

What can I say? I'm wanted by all!

[angelces]

yeah... so um.... I'm gonna go join him in the shower...









or go home but the shower would be way more fun

[dancergirl40ky]

the boy toys are having there own fun, hmmm, what does that leave the girls to do?

[number4one]

when the boys are away... THE GIRLS WILL PLAY!!






:evil :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

That's what I always say :)

[Brad]

why hello ladies.

[Number27]

play with each other?

[number4one]

why hello ladies.
why hello buddy christ and Los'

[digitaldj]

Good evening sexers. I have this creeping suspicion that I am alone here at this very moment....But I've wanted to write something to you all since Thursday and I haven't had the opportunity.

I just wanted to say thanks for all the support from our "members" here after Angela let the cat out of the bag the other day. It's a little weird, frightening and bizarre for us right now, even though it's also wondrous, warm and beautiful. The nice words were appreciated, you guys, and I look forward to the opportunity when I'll be able to return the favor.

Okay that's it, I really feel I shouldn't digress. :)

[dancergirl40ky]

Anytime Adam, Just sharing the love. :)

[angelces]

Good evening sexers. I have this creeping suspicion that I am alone here at this very moment....But I've wanted to write something to you all since Thursday and I haven't had the opportunity.

I just wanted to say thanks for all the support from our "members" here after Angela let the cat out of the bag the other day. It's a little weird, frightening and bizarre for us right now, even though it's also wondrous, warm and beautiful. The nice words were appreciated, you guys, and I look forward to the opportunity when I'll be able to return the favor.

Okay that's it, I really feel I shouldn't digress. :)
I second that motion... all of it. :D

[Number27]

I'm having a wild affaid with Adam!

[dancergirl40ky]

Oh Los, what is an affaid. I dont think I have ever had one of those. LOL

[Number27]

Shit, I meant affair. Goddamn, :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Tee Hee *hand over mouth* just teasing you sweetie.

[angelces]

Hey LOS! OFF MY MAN!!!












(unless you mean to join us... :evil)

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

whats goin on in here heh.

[dancergirl40ky]

Not much right now. This thread dies on the weekend.

[JustinRIT]

But every monday morning, it rises again, like the Phoenix. Or something else....

[number4one]

i know its early for any responses but i have a question (willing to wait until monday for the answer)

why does love have to be so complicated?
why can't it just be love?

okay, that doesn't make sense. but in my head.... IT DOES!!:D

[BustedFairyTale]

hey all, once again i am back from my crazy adventures. just thought i'd let you all know that i got some again...............:lol

oh and. best. sex. ever.

[JustinRIT]

Morgan,
Guster is coming to RIT in May. When should I send your ticket? :)

[number4one]

hey all, once again i am back from my crazy adventures. just thought i'd let you all know that i got some again...............:lol

oh and. best. sex. ever.
YAY!!! for...

best. sex. ever.

:lol :lol i am so jealous. :(

[BustedFairyTale]

Morgan,
Guster is coming to RIT in May. When should I send your ticket? :)Really?! Where did you learn that info? What day of the week is it on?

And oh send away! ;)

[dancergirl40ky]

Lucky to have married best sex ever. :)

When love is right it is not complicated. Sometimes there are outside obstacles but the relationship itself should not be difficult.

Howdy, Justin, Morgan and Amanda.

[selkiegirl]

i know its early for any responses but i have a question (willing to wait until monday for the answer)

why does love have to be so complicated?
why can't it just be love?

okay, that doesn't make sense. but in my head.... IT DOES!!:DIt doesn't have to be...you just love, openly, mutually, and freely. I had a complicated love, we ended things 2 years ago, and in all honesty, I think we were both too selfish and scared to simply embrace it. I learned from that and I will never regret it. What I feel now far surpasses anything I dreamed of.
OK, sappy, sorry:)

[JustinRIT]

Really?! Where did you learn that info? What day of the week is it on?

And oh send away! ;)There's a big poster in our SAU about it. May 1st, I think. I'll double check.

[BustedFairyTale]

Hey everyone that came in recently! :)

Justin - If it's May 1st (saturday) I will so be there if I can get tickets! :)

[selkiegirl]

Heya, Morgan:) How have you been, dear?

[BustedFairyTale]

I've been simply wonderful, Jenna! How about you?

[selkiegirl]

Amazingly wonderful:) Just counting my days again...Friday...uhu...:)
So, best sex ever...wow...

[BustedFairyTale]

So, best sex ever...wow...I know, right?!

Yay for Friday! :)

[selkiegirl]

What else have you been up to? Were you hanging out with some musicians or something? I need to catch up on everyone's life...so, let's start with you, dear...

[BustedFairyTale]

What else have you been up to? Were you hanging out with some musicians or something? I need to catch up on everyone's life...so, let's start with you, dear...Yup Yup. I've been seeing and then chatting with my favourite guys, Barenaked Ladies. Very very cool. :)

[angelces]

damn I'm jealous girl!

[GreenJester]

G'day g'day, spot a lame duck a quarter? G'day g'day...

What-what and whatnot, fancy the carpenter's special, ladies? Tongue-in-groove, half a pence, or long wooden rods, an inch per pound if ya get my meanin'.

[dancergirl40ky]

G'day g'day, spot a lame duck a quarter? G'day g'day...

What-what and whatnot, fancy the carpenter's special, ladies? Tongue-in-groove, half a pence, or long wooden rods, an inch per pound if ya get my meanin'.

:lol :lol Well, well, wound up already Mark. Good Morning to you too.

[GreenJester]

:lol :lol Well, well, wound up already Mark. Good Morning to you too.
First night in the new house last night, love it. Gonna take all week to find places for everything. The cat was pretty traumatized last night but he's out and exploring now. And best thing about the new digs: I'm 3 minutes from work. :)

[bbrianblaze]

Yup Yup. I've been seeing and then chatting with my favourite guys, Barenaked Ladies. Very very cool. :)


kiiiiick @$$ concert!!! :thumbsup


ga'morning all!

[GreenJester]

kiiiiick @$$ concert!!! :thumbsup


ga'morning all!
Bon jour.

[dancergirl40ky]

First night in the new house last night, love it. Gonna take all week to find places for everything. The cat was pretty traumatized last night but he's out and exploring now. And best thing about the new digs: I'm 3 minutes from work. :)


Cool, Rich and I are looking for a new house, need a little more space for these growing boys and there are a couple of things I would like to have too, that we don't have in this one.

Glad you had a good time Brian, how was the rest of your weekend?

[bbrianblaze]

Glad you had a good time Brian, how was the rest of your weekend?


kinda ho-hum... felt blah and didn't have anything going on....

that's the one thing about having such a great Friday... (at the BNL concert), the rest of the weekend needs to step up to compare!! :lol

[selkiegirl]

G'day g'day, spot a lame duck a quarter? G'day g'day...

What-what and whatnot, fancy the carpenter's special, ladies? Tongue-in-groove, half a pence, or long wooden rods, an inch per pound if ya get my meanin'.
G'day to you! Did your hoffman brick get a piece of the dog's eye this weekend?:)
Morning, evreyone, are smiles on your lovely faces this fine day?

[dancergirl40ky]

I guess I am smiling a little.:)

[selkiegirl]

Well, a little is better than no smile at all...do a little dance, dear, and listen to our dearest Dave. That always helps:)

[dancergirl40ky]

Yeah, I am not in a bad mood, or anything, just not all grins, you know?

[selkiegirl]

Yes, I do know...I feel the same way, so who am I to advise...blah.

[BustedFairyTale]

hey all you lovely peeps. how is the morning treating ya?

brian - you had a good time at BNL? they played some AMAZING songs!

[dancergirl40ky]

Need to get out and do something fun today , be out in the sun shine , that is my plan.

[GreenJester]

Don't know if you guys saw this on the DMBc board:

[texasdmblvr]

thanks mark- i probably wouldn't have made it over there to see that.. funny- it looks just like my living room...imagine that :)
hope you had a great weekend!

[GreenJester]

funny- it looks just like my living room...:eek: Uhhh... can I come stay at your house? I mean, I love my new place, but it lacks certain amenities like vaulted ceilings & exposed beams! ;)

[dancergirl40ky]

Just so you know, those beams are a bitch to dust. :)

[GreenJester]

Just so you know, those beams are a bitch to dust. :)
:lol Oh, no doubt. And if I were ever rich enough to build the kind of house I have in mind, I'd also be rich enough to employ a cleaning staff.

[angelces]

Mornin!

[bbrianblaze]

soooo Ang, get any mail (...I hope)?? :rolleyes:

[angelces]

*pst... see the random thread.* :lol

[angelces]

ok, so this place is DEAD today. :(

[Number27]

*performs CPR on thread*

[dancergirl40ky]

Yeah it is , has been all weekend. Not that I have helped much. :) I am going to shower and hopefully take advantage of this gorgeous day. Maybe everyone is trying to get there work done this morning and will be on this afternoon. :)

[GreenJester]

Dead, decayed, recycled, eaten, and kicked out the back end...

I'm going to have to write something exciting again, aren't I?

[angelces]

or maybe if we all get naked people will cum running...

or run in the opposite direction. :lol

[GreenJester]

people will cum running...
I wonder if that's physically possible... I don't think it is! :lol

[bbrianblaze]

I wonder if that's physically possible... I don't think it is! :lol


:lol




give it a try and let us know....





:lol

[dancergirl40ky]

Maybe you should do a test. Masterbate to that point and then try to run around while you finish, spraying Jizz everywhere. Let us know how it cums out. LOL

[BustedFairyTale]

ok so the bad thing about great sex, i learned, is that once you have it, you're bound to want more.

fuckin a!

[Number27]

but dont slip on the jizz and land on your penis, a la Drew Carey

[dancergirl40ky]

OW!!! You can break you penis, did you know that. OMG that would be soooo painful.

[GreenJester]

OW!!! You can break you penis, did you know that. OMG that would be soooo painful.
It would be more of a "tear" than a "break"... I don't even want to imagine...

In reference to your other "suggestion"... one of two things would happen, I think: either you'd lose the orgasm, or in mid-stride your legs would suddenly lock up and you'd crash to the ground.

You know how it's impossible to take a breath and swallow at the same time? I'm pretty sure it's wired the same way.

[number4one]

ooooooo it's hot in here!!!

morning sex pots!!

[dancergirl40ky]

It would be more of a "tear" than a "break"... I don't even want to imagine...

In reference to your other "suggestion"... one of two things would happen, I think: either you'd lose the orgasm, or in mid-stride your legs would suddenly lock up and you'd crash to the ground.

You know how it's impossible to take a breath and swallow at the same time? I'm pretty sure it's wired the same way.

:lol :lol

(not about the torn penis, that is def-initely not a laughing matter)

[Number27]

Can't cum and run at the same time. :lol

[number4one]

Can't cum and run at the same time. :lol
oh why not? it could be so much fun... kinda like a sprinkler!!! :lol

[GreenJester]

"Yes, I hate to cum and run, but I really must make my 10:00 meeting..."

:lol There is a very select group of individuals who speak this line, and an even more select group that receives it. (Wait... scratch that. Reverse it.)

[angelces]

"Yes, I hate to cum and run, but I really must make my 10:00 meeting..."

:lol There is a very select group of individuals who speak this line, and an even more select group that receives it. (Wait... scratch that. Reverse it.)
:lol nice...

although it usually goes more like cum and sleep

I'd hate to cum and sleep but I really must pass out now. :lol

[dancergirl40ky]

This is becuming quite entertaining LOL

[angelces]

I'm sorry cum again?

I didn't quite catch that the first time...

[dancergirl40ky]

It would be hard to catch if he was running out the door. :)

[bbrianblaze]

sex!

[Number27]

oh why not? it could be so much fun... kinda like a sprinkler!!! :lol
I'll make you act like a sprinkler;)

[number4one]

I'll make you act like a sprinkler;)
promise?


:evil

[selkiegirl]

It would be more of a "tear" than a "break"... I don't even want to imagine...

In reference to your other "suggestion"... one of two things would happen, I think: either you'd lose the orgasm, or in mid-stride your legs would suddenly lock up and you'd crash to the ground.

You know how it's impossible to take a breath and swallow at the same time? I'm pretty sure it's wired the same way.As to the first comment, you could also cum, slip on it, fall down and break your neck. That would suck.
The second comment, I feel I would get the hiccups for like an hour if I even attempted that. Not to say that I tried or anything... :ugh: