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AU1880
12-17-2003, 06:56 PM
http://gp4teens.com/sex/Article.asp?ID=395&Type=33

is this a joke?

digitaldj
12-17-2003, 08:32 PM
Heh...play Twister. You betcha!..as long as it's MY version of Twister.

-adam

The Sean
12-17-2003, 08:46 PM
nope, not a joke

MelissaDMBfan
12-17-2003, 08:47 PM
I have done every single one of these with one of my boyfriends ;)


26. Look up all the synonyms for “love.”
34. Color eggs–even if it isn’t Easter.
61. Read 1 Corinthians 13.
77. Take ballroom dancing lessons.
78. Run errands for your parents.
88. Go to the library and read a children’s book out loud (quietly!).
97. Make rock videos.

jrcdmb40
12-17-2003, 08:55 PM
31. Eat something you have never tried before.

hmmmmm.....

IlliniGal
12-17-2003, 09:00 PM
6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield.

That, in my mind, could definitely lead TO sex. I have a dirty mind though :p

AU1880
12-17-2003, 09:05 PM
these are funny

kristeenamarie
12-17-2003, 09:06 PM
this is so odd

the bible must be the culprit

PilotC150
12-17-2003, 09:08 PM
You guys honestly have not seen this thing before?

AU1880
12-17-2003, 09:11 PM
You guys honestly have not seen this thing before?
We're not all Bible-thumpers

chiznaz
12-17-2003, 09:20 PM
101. Have sex.

SMN43
12-17-2003, 09:24 PM
this is so odd

the bible must be the culprit
dont blame the bible, blame the idiots who made the list. :BANG

jcantrell82
12-17-2003, 09:29 PM
91. Play baseball without a bat or ball.

what the fuck? :confused:

dmb_41_sd
12-17-2003, 09:37 PM
91. Play baseball without a bat or ball.

what the fuck? :confused:

I guess you're supposed to use your...what was it again? imagination? i forgot about that long ago. :lol

AnUprightMan
12-17-2003, 09:44 PM
5. Hold hands.

6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield.

11. Play Twister

18. Take a walk on the beach.

22. Do homework together.

24. Make a candlelight dinner for each other.

35. Play in the leaves.

38. Have a squirt gun fight.

39. Play in the rain.

60. Look at the stars (and share your ideas about life on other planets!).

64. Watch a scary old horror movie.

74. Arm wrestle.

arn't these all going to lead to sex anyways?

CrushDMB
12-17-2003, 09:52 PM
74. Arm wrestle.

arn't these all going to lead to sex anyways?[/QUOTE]

That's why the Arm Wrestling competitions they show on ESPN 2 only run for a half hour :rolleyes:

AnUprightMan
12-17-2003, 09:52 PM
more good stuff (http://gp4teens.com/sex/Article.asp?ID=396&Type=33)

number4one
12-17-2003, 09:59 PM
Just Have Sex!!!!

AU1880
12-17-2003, 10:01 PM
Just Have Sex!!!!
Oh good enough to come into my thread huh? Nice work.

gregory311
12-17-2003, 10:03 PM
97. Make rock videos

Man, every minute of my life is a rock video. :freak :rolleyes:

Seriously, if I were to make a rock video with the woman I'm sure it would involve her running around in a Wonder Woman outfit and end up with us having sex.

That's just the way of rock n' roll.

J.

number4one
12-17-2003, 10:03 PM
Oh good enough to come into my thread huh? Nice work.
oh i'm sorry, if you didn't want people posting in YOUR threads...why make them?

number4one
12-17-2003, 10:03 PM
97. Make rock videos

Man, every minute of my life is a rock video. :freak :rolleyes:

Seriously, if I were to make a rock video with the woman I'm sure it would involve her running around in a Wonder Woman outfit and end up with us having sex.

That's just the way of rock n' roll.

J.
:lol

AU1880
12-17-2003, 10:04 PM
oh i'm sorry, if you didn't want people posting in YOUR threads...why make them?
:lol It was a jab, because you're SUPPOSED to be ignoring me remember? Geez!! Stick to the plan!!! No one said you COULDN'T post, I was commenting that you deemed my thread postable, even under the ignore Kate plan....

number4one
12-17-2003, 10:05 PM
9. Pray together.

couples who pray together...stay together!!

Duckyguy
12-17-2003, 10:06 PM
101. Have sex.

102. cross country killing spree.

number4one
12-17-2003, 10:07 PM
:lol It was a jab, because you're SUPPOSED to be ignoring me remember? Geez!! Stick to the plan!!! No one said you COULDN'T post, I was commenting that you deemed my thread postable, even under the ignore Kate plan....
cute.

AU1880
12-17-2003, 10:08 PM
cute.
Almost as cute as your little internet drama antics......almost. ;) :lol

number4one
12-17-2003, 10:11 PM
Almost as cute as your little internet drama antics......almost. ;) :lol
i'm not the only one who wears the crown.

once again, if you have a problem with me address in on AIM not here.

AU1880
12-17-2003, 10:13 PM
I really have nothing to say. I just find it humorous that you ignore me and stuff. Just humorous, no problem. :lol

number4one
12-17-2003, 10:13 PM
I really have nothing to say. I just find it humorous that you ignore me and stuff. Just humorous, no problem. :lol
i just dont want to be banned because of you.

AU1880
12-17-2003, 10:14 PM
i'm not the only one who wears the crown. Three words: Allstate post count :lol

number4one
12-17-2003, 10:16 PM
Three words: Allstate post count :lol
i was refering to my being a "drama queen"...i'm not the only one who wears a crown.

AU1880
12-17-2003, 10:17 PM
i was refering to my being a "drama queen"...i'm not the only one who wears a crown.
I knew that. Find the connotation.

number4one
12-17-2003, 10:21 PM
well missy you have a nice night. i'm done here.

The Sean
12-17-2003, 10:27 PM
can anyone else tell if kate and amanda are being serious? im guessing no because of the smilies, but i cant really tell otherwise

AU1880
12-17-2003, 10:30 PM
Anyyyyywayyyy :)

Duckyguy
12-17-2003, 10:31 PM
can anyone else tell if kate and amanda are being serious? im guessing no because of the smilies, but i cant really tell otherwise

Maybe it is that kind of nervous, make-a-wrong-move-and-I'll-rip-your-head-off laughter.

Number27
12-17-2003, 10:34 PM
102. cross country killing spree.
Hmm, sounds like a fun activity during Christmas.

Trainer2375
12-17-2003, 11:07 PM
91. Play baseball without a bat or ball.

what the fuck? :confused:
:lol

i think we had that poster in the health center at my school :ugh: :lol

RowchyGoGo
12-18-2003, 12:02 AM
i don't see sex on this list...?

gregory311
12-18-2003, 12:05 AM
i don't see sex on this list...?

??? Why would you? It's things to do instead of sex.

J.

RowchyGoGo
12-18-2003, 12:08 AM
??? Why would you? It's things to do instead of sex.

J.
oh shit, my bad.

dmb_41_sd
12-18-2003, 12:19 AM
can anyone else tell if kate and amanda are being serious? im guessing no because of the smilies, but i cant really tell otherwise

I'd love to get these two together at a pre-show tailgate and get them those huge sumo outfits and let them get it all out once and for all. :bounce :bounce

mrottondo
12-18-2003, 02:14 AM
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddle

StephDMBCrush
12-18-2003, 02:15 AM
spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

bbrianblaze
12-18-2003, 10:35 AM
101. Have sex.

102. cross country killing spree.


101... funny.

102... not-so-funny.

but I'm glad I went back to see what threads I missed last night... what a list....

Duckyguy
12-18-2003, 10:49 AM
101... funny.

102... not-so-funny.

but I'm glad I went back to see what threads I missed last night... what a list....

102. fucking hilarious.

bbrianblaze
12-18-2003, 10:54 AM
102. fucking hilarious.


way to pat yourself on the back there....


always so proud of your own jokes??

:)

Duckyguy
12-18-2003, 11:01 AM
way to pat yourself on the back there....


always so proud of your own jokes??

:)

Not always proud...

but occassionally. :lol

The cross country killing spree came from me wanting to watch Natural Born Killers...I haven't seen it since it came out. I didn't like it then...but I was quite a bit younger then. I might appreciate it now. :confused:

bbrianblaze
12-18-2003, 11:07 AM
3. Put together a puzzle with 1,000 pieces. (used to)
4. Go to an amusement park. (not so often)
6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield. (would def lead to sex, like others said)
8. Go inline skating. (used to)
11. Play Twister. ;)
18. Take a walk on the beach. (at night...?)
24. Make a candlelight dinner for each other. (would lead... aaaaanyway)
37. Go to a G-rated movie. (we don't get to see the R or other movies too often, if I go it won't be G)
45. Have a burping contest. (she'd win)
48. Head to Wal-Mart to try on shoes—in styles you’d never buy. (good one)
50. Visit an animal shelter. (sad)
54. Listen to music together. (always)
56. Talk. (WHY???)
59. Bake homemade pizza. (heck yeah...!!!)
65. Get dressed up really nice and go to McDonald’s. (I repeat... WHY??)
69. Invent a new game. (like FIREBALL!!! from Friends)
72. Surf the Web. (for porn??)
79. Help each other clean out your closets. (DO NOT show this list to my wife!!)
87. Try putting something together without looking at the directions. (I do this ALL the time... but she doesn't like that...)
93. Get a walkie-talkie and pretend you’re on a secret mission (to have SEX!! :lol).
95. Go to the grocery store with $5 and buy dinner. (ok that's called good budgeting for families...)

Duckyguy
12-18-2003, 11:10 AM
56. Talk. (WHY???)
72. Surf the Web. (for porn??)
93. Get a walkie-talkie and pretend you’re on a secret mission (to have SEX!! :lol).
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excellent.

Walkie-Talkies during sex would be quite....comical too.

selkiegirl
12-18-2003, 11:16 AM
1. Go for a bike ride, nekked.
3. Put together a puzzle with 1,000 pieces, nekked.
6. Play hide-and-seek in a cornfield, nekked.
7. Go horseback riding, nekked, except for chaps.
8. Go inline skating, nekked, except for knee and elbow pads.
9. Pray together, that the nekkedness won't lead to sex.
15. Go to a free community concert and run around nekked.
17. Take your grandparents out for dinner at a fast food restaurant, nekked.
20. Interview your parents or grandparents about their love stories, aww, sweet:)
30. Play on swing sets in a park, whoo hoo, nekked!
32. Visit a Japanese restaurant and do karaoke, sing "Like a Virgin".
40. Paint a picture on each other's nekked arse's.
42. Have a pizza party with your ten closest friends, (this screams orgy.)
45. Have a burping contest. (Ummm, girls don't burp...)
48. Head to Wal-Mart to try on shoes—in styles you’d never buy. (Oh ya, sounds like quite the fun time).
49. Jump on a trampoline, (girls on trampolines...helloooo!!!)
50. Visit an animal shelter. Good idea...
61. Read 1 Corinthians 13. Ahhh, now this list makes perfect sense.
65. Get dressed up really nice and go to McDonald’s. (Are these people for real???)
68. Go to the mall and get your pictures taken in a little photo booth, nekked.
72. Surf the Web, stay away from the ants sex thread!
76. Learn how to juggle, your boobs.
78. Run errands for your parents so they can have nekked time.
79. Help each other clean out your closets...your closet or mine?
82. Surprise your parents by cleaning the house, ya that'll happen.
91. Play baseball without a bat or ball...wouldn't this be just as frustrating as avoiding SEX?
93. Get a walkie-talkie and pretend you’re on a secret mission. (Ooooh, maybe I'll do this today!!!)


101. Take a cold shower, have hot sex tomorrow, and use a condom good girls and boys.

bbrianblaze
12-18-2003, 11:26 AM
7. Go horseback riding, nekked, except for chaps.
42. Have a pizza party with your ten closest friends, (this screams orgy.)
45. Have a burping contest. (Ummm, girls don't burp...)
49. Jump on a trampoline, (girls on trampolines...helloooo!!!)
68. Go to the mall and get your pictures taken in a little photo booth, nekked.
72. Surf the Web, stay away from the ants sex thread!
76. Learn how to juggle, your boobs.
79. Help each other clean out your closets...your closet or mine?

101. Take a cold shower, have hot sex tomorrow, and use a condom good girls and boys.

AWESOME!!!! Classic... "except for chaps", "juggle, your boobs", "your closet or mine", "little photo booth, nekked"....

Talk to my wife about #45... ;)

nonewdirections
12-18-2003, 02:32 PM
1. Go for a bike ride.
5. Hold hands
15. Go to a free community concert
22. Do homework together
37. Go to a G-rated movie
44. Go on a picnic
54. Listen to music together
56. Talk
63. Go bowling
71. Go to a college sports event
72. Surf the Web
75. Go on a group date
92. Go to a museum or an art exhibit
99. Take a jog around the neighborhood

i've done all of these things with my girlfriend, so we obviously don't have time for sex :lol :rolleyes:

seriously what is this page's deal with fast food and social stereotypes. like it's a father who owns a car and not a mother. fast food is pretty unchristian in nature if you ask me. corporate crap, i don't even want to get into it.