Arrested Development

[chrrie]

Michael: You know, GOB, you might want to start acting like the President. You're beginning to alienate some of the employees.
Gob: Yeah, like the CEO has to worry about alienating the employees.
Narrator: In fact, GOB had started to alienate some of the employees.
[In the break room]
GOB: The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. Come on!
[In the elevator]
Gob: Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on!
[In the bathroom]
Gob: Yeah, like I'm going to take a whiz through this $5,000 suit. Come on!


:lol my boyfriend and i reference that scene and the following at least once a day:

Lindsay: Is that a shot at me?
G.O.B.: Probably.
Lindsay: Because, for your information, I have a job.
Michael: Really? What kind of job?
Lindsay: Beads!
G.O.B.: Bees?!
Lindsay: Beads.
G.O.B.: Beads?!

...late in the episode

G.O.B.: Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? Bzz! Bzz! We’ll see who brings in more honey. Bzzzz!
Michael: He’s thinking about bees again.

[TwoStep2888]

:lol my boyfriend and i reference that scene and the following at least once a day:

Lindsay: Is that a shot at me?
G.O.B.: Probably.
Lindsay: Because, for your information, I have a job.
Michael: Really? What kind of job?
Lindsay: Beads!
G.O.B.: Bees?!
Lindsay: Beads.
G.O.B.: Beads?!

...late in the episode

G.O.B.: Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? Bzz! Bzz! We’ll see who brings in more honey. Bzzzz!
Michael: He’s thinking about bees again.

:lol:lol:lol I completely forgot about the bees/beads conversation!

[TwoStep2888]

One more before lunch:

Narrator: For the first time, Lucille prays...
Lucille: Take something else from us. Do whatever you have to to keep my boy from going to war.
Narrator: And Buster is on his way when he decides to pursue a long-delayed rite of passage...
[Buster swims in the ocean]
Person: Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal!
Buster: I don't care about Lucille. She lies.
Narrator: ...and then a seal bites off his hand.
Lucille: Amen.

Hey! 1000th post of the AD Thread!

[GenoG]

:lol my boyfriend and i reference that scene and the following at least once a day:

Lindsay: Is that a shot at me?
G.O.B.: Probably.
Lindsay: Because, for your information, I have a job.
Michael: Really? What kind of job?
Lindsay: Beads!
G.O.B.: Bees?!
Lindsay: Beads.
G.O.B.: Beads?!

...late in the episode

G.O.B.: Oh. Good. Well, I’ll start my own business. How hard can it be? Bzz! Bzz! We’ll see who brings in more honey. Bzzzz!
Michael: He’s thinking about bees again.

Ant then one of the best parts in the episode is when gob brings the bees he has collected in a jar to the jail. The guards tackle him and lucille calmly says "they don't allow you to bring bees in here"

[TwoStep2888]

Ant then one of the best parts in the episode is when gob brings the bees he has collected in a jar to the jail. The guards tackle him and lucille calmly says "they don't allow you to bring bees in here"

:lol :thumbsup

[TwoStep2888]

Lucille: Those homosexuals are so dramatic, it makes me want to light myself on fire!

[TMS2787]

Store-clerk: “Are you going to buy anything this time?”
Tobias: “Let’s just say, I’m a buy-curious!”

[TwoStep2888]

Store-clerk: “Are you going to buy anything this time?”
Tobias: “Let’s just say, I’m a buy-curious!”

:lol What episode is that from?

[MoBb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoLMKOpq0lw

The last day of shooting. Sad (and funny) stuff. That cast just seems like really cool people off-camera too, which is nice to see.

[MoBb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kan2EQSPJM4

Easter egg thing on one of the DVDs. Funny stuff. David Cross is the man.

[The Onion]

What a great show...

RIP, Arrested...

[TwoStep2888]

GOB: Why go for the best, when you go for the rest... of your life with a younger man?

[tankdan]

Tobias: "I'm looking for something that says 'Dad likes leather.'"
Store Salesman: "You mean "Leather Daddy?"
Tobias: "Do they have those?"

George: "Michael, he's my brother! Do you know what it's like to have a sibling with no source of income but you?"
Michael: "Just one? No. No idea. It sounds wonderful, though."

George: "They can't charge a husband and a wife for the same crime!"
Michael: "That's not true."
George: "Really?"
Michael: "Yep."
George: "I've got the worst [bleeeeeep]-ing attorneys.

Dan

[siouxsiesue]

Hey guys -- is there a site where the scripts are posted?

Thanks for posting these, it has been fun to read this thread on boring work days! :)

[tankdan]

Hey guys -- is there a site where the scripts are posted?

Thanks for posting these, it has been fun to read this thread on boring work days! :)

http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/arresteddevelopment/

Dan

[siouxsiesue]

http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/arresteddevelopment/

Dan

Added to favorite places. :thumbsup

Thanks, Dan!

[tankdan]

Glad I could help! I find the scripts a little tedious, so I usually go to imdb.com, search "Arrested Development," and then click the link on the left for "memorable quotes."

Awesome. Good night!

Dan

P.S. It doesn't get any better than Charlize Theron on season three. She was soooooooo sexy, except when she got REALLY obnoxiously retarded.

[TMS2787]

:lol What episode is that from?
I think it's from For British Eyes Only episode two of season three. But I am not 100% sure. I'll look in to it.

[Pengin4192]

I think it's from For British Eyes Only episode two of season three. But I am not 100% sure. I'll look in to it.
I think that's right. Its when Tobias is looking for the wig in the costume shop so he can be part of GOB's 'Free Chicken' act.

[GenoG]

Lucille: Buster, what happened to your head?
Buster: Nothin, GOB was just teachin' me how to hit it with a hammer.

[saygdbye4134]

still haven't gotten the third season yet.


any good extras.

[Haiku Jimi]

still haven't gotten the third season yet.


any good extras.

Neither have I...I was a bit dissapointed with the second, so I dunno.

[GOB_]

Neither have I...I was a bit dissapointed with the second, so I dunno.

Disappointed with the second season or the extras from the second season?

[Haiku Jimi]

Disappointed with the second season or the extras from the second season?

The season. It's still a clever show with great writing, but it just didn't make me laugh out loud.

[GOB_]

The season. It's still a clever show with great writing, but it just didn't make me laugh out loud.

I thought it was the best of the three. :shrug

[MoBb]

I thought it was the best of the three. :shrug

Agreed. :thumbsup

[Bartndrpleez]

still haven't gotten the third season yet.


any good extras.

The blooper reel is really funny, and they have a 5-10 minute featurette on the last day of production. I was expecing something more from that, but we did see Will Arnett start to shed a few tears, which led to me getting choked up. :shrug

I haven't found any Easter eggs yet, and I have yet to watch the commentary.

[GenoG]

I was just watching S.1.E.10 called Pier Pressure:

The narrator was describing Lucille 2 (Liza Minnelli), Busters girlfriend stating: ". . . She suffers from chronic vertigo". At this same time we see her clutching the walls of her apartment with a vertigo episode. She is clutching onto a large steering wheel hanging on the wall from a large ship. There is also a large painting of a ship splashing through tall ocean waves. Next to the painting is a large gold gauge that I usually see in a submarine, or large boat. The whole apartment creates the look of a large ship. Definitely not the right setting for someone with vertigo. Gotta love this show!

[TwoStep2888]

I thought it was the best of the three. :shrug

:thumbsup

[webbo_5]

The cancellation of this show has caused me to lose faith in the majority of the human race.

[TwoStep2888]

The cancellation of this show has caused me to lose faith in the majority of the human race.

That and the 2004 election. Humanity blows.

[webbo_5]

The blooper reel is really funny, and they have a 5-10 minute featurette on the last day of production. I was expecing something more from that, but we did see Will Arnett start to shed a few tears, which led to me getting choked up. :shrug

I haven't found any Easter eggs yet, and I have yet to watch the commentary.
I really need to get this.

[webbo_5]

That and the 2004 election. Humanity blows.
:lol

[MoBb]

That and the 2004 election. Humanity blows.

Indeed. :thumbsup

[Bartndrpleez]

For those of you who get HD on satellite or cable, they are starting to show AD re-runs on HDNet tonight at 10!! First two episodes back-to-back. I think they will be on weekly at the same time, in order, starting with the pilot. They also re-air at 1 am tonight, and Friday night at 7. Hope others will be tuning in! :bounce

Here's to AD in HD! :hug

[TMS2787]

I think that's right. Its when Tobias is looking for the wig in the costume shop so he can be part of GOB's 'Free Chicken' act.
You are exactly right my friend. :thumbsup.

Has any one watched the commentary tracks on season three? I haven't gotten around to them yet. I haven't even watched the episodes from season 1 and 2 with them either...:BANG :BANG

[TwoStep2888]

Her?

[Bartndrpleez]

Don't be such an Anne-hog.

[tankdan]

I've made a huge mistake.

Dan

[The Onion]

Best re-occuring line. Go.

EDIT: I love the "Her?"

[tankdan]

Come on!

Dan

[Dougie981641]

I'm taking Anne...

Her?

[Pengin4192]

I've made a huge mistake.

Dan
What does he say when they're in Reno? Its something like, 'I've made a huge little mistake,' but that doesn't sound right.

[Pengin4192]

You are exactly right my friend. :thumbsup.

Has any one watched the commentary tracks on season three? I haven't gotten around to them yet. I haven't even watched the episodes from season 1 and 2 with them either...:BANG :BANG
I thought the commentaries from every season were pretty good. I wish they had commentaries for every episode because I really like the way the cast interacts during them. Season 3's were no different, and were very enjoyable.

[Dougie981641]

I almost had Pop Pop in Reno

Yeah, me too

[TMS2787]

Heyyy Brother

[Pengin4192]

Heyyy Brother
Hey adopted brother

[tankdan]

Hey, Father Uncle Oscar.

Dan

[saygdbye4134]

Hey Co-worker

Hey Hermano

[tankdan]

Illusion, Michael...

Dan

[Bartndrpleez]

Illusion, Michael...

Dan

a trick is something a whore does for money

[tankdan]

No touching!

Dan

[Bartndrpleez]

No touching!

Dan

There's always money in the banana stand! (wink wink)

[waywayNCSU]

a trick is something a whore does for money


....or candy.

[tankdan]

Mister F.

Dan

[saygdbye4134]

shoot me!

[86dmbal]

Marry me!

[Pengin4192]

....or candy.
The original line from the pilot was 'or cocaine' I believe. I think the network made them change it for some reason

[Pengin4192]

'Como?'

'I'll put you in a Como!'

[TwoStep2888]

"...in the most delicious way!"

[86dmbal]

We've got to find this hermano guy, brother

[86dmbal]

hey fratello, its italian for brother, i don't know why i know that.

[GLR87]

Excuuuuuuuuuuuseeeeeeeeeeeeeee Me

[tankdan]

Watch out for hop-on's. You're gonna get some hop-on's.

Dan

[TMS2787]

We should just take an ad out in I'm Poor magazine.

[twk13]

did anyone watch tonite's episode

[tankdan]

Steve Holt!

Dan

[saygdbye4134]

buster, you can't do that on the balcony pal?

mom says it's too windy.

[Bartndrpleez]

Yeah. Mom's awesome. We should call her.

[saygdbye4134]

Buster, you can't do that in the break room pal?

mom said i should stay away from microwaves.

[TwoStep2888]

did anyone watch tonite's episode

:confused

[tankdan]

Cause it's the last time you're ever gonna see THESE!

Dan

P.S. Has this always been in the "Chat Threads," or were we recently upgraded from "nDMBc"?

[dsera]

This thread makes me sad. :(

[Dougie981641]

Cause it's the last time you're ever gonna see THESE!

Those are blue too

[tankdan]

Mock Trial with J Rheinhold
Mock Trial with J Rheinhold
Mock Triaaaaaaal

Dan

"Oh, it's so good to laugh again."

[tankdan]

What have we always said is the most important thing?

Breakfast.

Family. Family is the most important thing.

Oh, right, I thought you meant 'of the things we eat.'

Dan

[TwoStep2888]

This thread makes me sad. :(

Me too... :lorraine

Thank God for DVDs.

[siouxsiesue]

It must have been clean up nDMBc day for the mods. We're all going to be so "chatty", now.

[tankdan]

Yeh, I'm glad we got upgraded. Pretty sweet!

Dan

[Dougie981641]

what is it that lucille says about a clap trap?

[tankdan]

Lucille: "I don't know why they'd want to get into that musty old clap trap anyway."




Michael: "Right, the trailer..."

Dan

Michael: "You get a paycheck from the Bluth Comapny?"
Lucille: "Well it's important that I keep up the image of my lifestyle."
Michael: "Illusion, mom."

[Dougie981641]

Your father says he wants me to go all the way to Falluja. I thought he meant the sex act that’s so popular with your generation.

[Dougie981641]

Lucille: "I don't know why they'd want to get into that musty old clap trap anyway."




Michael: "Right, the trailer..."

Dan
Haha, thank you

[TrippinBilliam]

"Don't make me give you another one of these!"

[tankdan]

Steve Holt: "I'll never forget this, dad. Thank you."
(walks away)
GOB: "I will. I will."
(takes rufie)

Dan

[TrippinBilliam]

"Thats not a Volvo"

[SteveIsGood347]

Michael, Ive been looking for you.
It looks like you've been looking for Dragons.... in the future.

[tankdan]

"Well that was a freebie."


"So is she funny or something?"

Dan

[tankdan]

Old lady: "Oh, Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy."
Narrator: "Okay, we'll just tell you now, she's the one who dies."

Great show. Season Three is the best, in my opinion.

Dan

[Dougie981641]

So I am at the Halloween store the other day and I see blue body paint and a bald mask and Harry Potter glasses.

I think the only way to describe my costume is that "I blue myself"

[tankdan]

Tobias: "Oh, Tobias, you Blow Hard."


Tobias: "Michael, I was hoping to have a jaw session with you..."
Michael: "Sure, as long as that means a talk."


Tobias: "If I wasn't so sweaty, I'd leap over this desk and give you a bear hug... Hey, shoulda woulda coulda!"


Tobias/Mrs. Featherbottom: "Does anyone else want a sausage in the mouth?"
Michael: "Actually we just call it a sausage."

Dan

Edit: HOLY FREAKING COW, post #666. AHHHHHH!

[siouxsiesue]

Nice, 666th post Dan. :thumbsup

[tankdan]

Thanks, Sue! Tobias has THE best quotes, in my opinion...

Tobias: "You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head... George Michael has been acting strange lately. I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences refer to obsessive-compulsive disorder, or the O.C. Disorder."
Michael: "Don't call it that."

Tobias: "Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
Michael: "There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

Bob Loblaw: "Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog."
Tobias: "Of course, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful."

Tobias: "Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time."

Dan

http://the-op.com/

[Dougie981641]

I think I might make an Analrapist card

[TrippinBilliam]

Thanks, Sue! Tobias has THE best quotes, in my opinion...

Tobias: "You know, Michael, if I may take off my acting pants for a moment and pull my analrapist stocking over my head... George Michael has been acting strange lately. I think he may have developed what we in the soft sciences refer to obsessive-compulsive disorder, or the O.C. Disorder."
Michael: "Don't call it that."

Tobias: "Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
Michael: "There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

Bob Loblaw: "Actually, I was going to stay in my office tonight and work on my law blog."
Tobias: "Of course, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful."

Tobias: "Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time."

Dan

http://the-op.com/

Two of the finest Tobias quotes right there if you ask me.:thumbsup

[tankdan]

Tommy, good work having the last post in about ten of the "Chat" threads on page one. Must be a slow night on here, huh?

Dan

[TrippinBilliam]

Tommy, good work having the last post in about ten of the "Chat" threads on page one. Must be a slow night on here, huh?

Dan
If you log in at this time almost any night it looks like that. I get lonely. :(

[TwoStep2888]

I <3 Arrested Development. Always.

Michael: I was close. I almost had pop pop in Reno.
George Michael: Me, too...

[tankdan]

George Michael: "I just thought I'd stay here in the car and watch the famous Reno sunset."
Maeby: "Isn't the sun behind you?"
George Michael: "Well I can watch it in the mirror... It'll actually look closer..."

Rita: "I want to have sexual relations!"
Michael: "Well the mere fact that you call it that tells me you're ready."
__________________
George Michael: "I have pop pop in the attic."
Michael: "Well the mere fact that you call it that tells me you're not ready."

Tobias: "My wife and I plan a night of hetersexual intercourse..."
Michael: "You can just say intercourse."

Dan

[TrippinBilliam]

"Anything can happen when you share a cell cuz"

[tankdan]

"Anything can happen when you share a cell cuz"

George Michael: "It's a quote from the screenplay."
Maeby: "Oh, right. Haha, I don't know what I was so worried about."
Narrator: That would be the happiest moment of George Michael's life.

Dan

[TrippinBilliam]

Maeby: It is a joke.
George Michael: Not if we get it framed.

[tankdan]

Narrator: "And that's how the kids got married."

STEVE HOLT!

Michael: "Now, Nellie is different, she's alot more like me. It's like we finish each other's..."
Lindsay: "Sandwiches?"
Michael: "Sentences... Sentences. Why would I say..."
Lindsay: "Sanwiches?"
Michael: "That time I was going to say sandwiches."

Dan

[TrippinBilliam]

"I think my nipples are bleeding"

[Dougie981641]

The thread is back. Look at the sig for my quote

[TrippinBilliam]

"Have any of you people even seen a chicken"

[tankdan]

Michael: "The whole backside is covered in moles."
Tobias: "That's Ted's problem, too."

Gross.

Dan

[TwoStep2888]

Narrator: "And that's how the kids got married."

STEVE HOLT!

Michael: "Now, Nellie is different, she's alot more like me. It's like we finish each other's..."
Lindsay: "Sandwiches?"
Michael: "Sentences... Sentences. Why would I say..."
Lindsay: "Sanwiches?"
Michael: "That time I was going to say sandwiches."

Dan

:lol:lol:lol I love that part!

"Well, excuse me, Judge Reinhold!"

[tankdan]

Michael: "Who is 'N Bluth'?"
George Sr.: "Nobody, she doesn't exist."
Michael: "Yet you refer to her as a she?"
George Sr: "He, she, what's the difference?"
Tobias: "Hear, hear, in the dark, it all looks the same."

Dan

[TwoStep2888]

Michael: "Who is 'N Bluth'?"
George Sr.: "Nobody, she doesn't exist."
Michael: "Yet you refer to her as a she?"
George Sr: "He, she, what's the difference?"
Tobias: "Hear, hear, in the dark, it all looks the same."

Dan

:lol Awesome.

[TrippinBilliam]

"It's Free Chicken actually...I couldn't get the rights to Freebird"

[tankdan]

George Sr.: "Hey, wow, great turnout!"
Michael: "I think they're here for the free chicken."

Dan

[TrippinBilliam]

"Don't make the water too hot, the scabs come right off"

[yoda462]

It's an illusion Michael, a trick is something a whore does for money..... or cocaine...

[kmdaly]

I don't understand the appeal of this show?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????

[JimiThang1]

If you don't understand it then it is way over your head.

[Ev42]

man i saw new post today and i thought they brought it back oh well this show was so good.

[tankdan]

George Sr.: "Yeh, we didn't get Andy Griffith. He saw the cabin trailer and thought we were making fun of him."
Narrator: "No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. We cannot emphasize this enough."

Dan

[tankdan]

Oscar: "I'm Oscar!"
>>>
Saddam on tv: "Saddam has scar. I'm no scar."

Dan

P.S.
Michael: "Well, I'm sure your uncle Oscar can stand one more day in prison."
Narrator: "Not according to that day's blog on imoscar.com."

[tankdan]

Michael: "Barry, we need to talk about getting a divorce for Gob."
Barry: "Well I got you out of your marriage, didn't I?"
Michael: "Actually, she died."
Barry: "You're kidding me! I've been taking credit for that for years."

...

Lindsey: "Lord knows you and your wife weren't even talking that much towards the end."
Michael: "A lot of that was the coma."
Lindsey: "Yeh, I've heard your side of it."

Dan

Bonus
Tobias: "You know, Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as 'denial' that I think you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it."
Lucille: "You are a worse psychiatrist that you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent."
Tobias: "........... Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her."

[Tneckrox]

It's an illusion Michael, a trick is something a whore does for money..... or cocaine...


you screwed it up...its like this

"It's an illusion Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...(sees children listening)...or candy!

[Bartndrpleez]

you screwed it up...its like this

"It's an illusion Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...(sees children listening)...or candy!

On the unedited pilot I believe he says cocaine. They also don't bleep the f bomb in the extended pilot. George Sr. says it and so does the kid magician. The bleeps work much better for the show in my opinion i.e. when Gob is talking to the employees at the Christmas party going over his sexual harassment speech. :lol:lol:lol

[tankdan]

Nellie: "No (bleep)-ing, no (bleep)-ing, no (bleep)-ing, and if you want to (bleep), you better wear a (bleep). So, who's first?

THAT is the single funniest bleep segment in the whole series.

Dan

[Bartndrpleez]

Tobias Fünke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0189144/): [as Mrs. Featherbottom] O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
[laughs]
Tobias Fünke (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0189144/): Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.
Michael (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000867/): We just call it a sausage.

[Bartndrpleez]

Its sad to think that just one year ago this show was still on the air...:rolleyes




:lorraine

[tankdan]

GOB: "You know, I was thinking that my contribution could be a magic show."
Michael: "Yeh, right. Oh, I forgot, Dad's retiring, not turning six."

Dan

[saygdbye4134]

"shoot Me!"

[TrippinBilliam]

"Just check out Bob Loblaw's law blog."

[TrippinBilliam]

Tobias' best quote IMO

"It seems I prematurely shot my load on what was supposed to be a dry run. So now I have a bit of a mess on my hands."

[saygdbye4134]

"yeah, mom's awesome, maybe we should call her?"

[GLR87]

Ann Hog's coming?

[DMBtheStoned]

one of the best shows ever!

[TwoStep2888]

Lucille: What the hell is that?
Buster: These are my awards, Mother, from Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.
Lucille: You're doing well?
Buster: I was just dropping these off. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[tankdan]

Buster: "We'll call it... Operation Hot Mother."
Michael: "Let's try to think of a better name than that..."
Narrator: "But they didn't, so in five minutes, Operation Hot Mother was underway."

Lucille: "I don't know how you're gonna get someone into that musty old clap trap, anyway."
Michael: "... The trailer, right."

Dan

[clayj41]

Been awhile since I visited this thread...God I miss this show!:(

[Ev42]

On the unedited pilot I believe he says cocaine. They also don't bleep the f bomb in the extended pilot. George Sr. says it and so does the kid magician. The bleeps work much better for the show in my opinion i.e. when Gob is talking to the employees at the Christmas party going over his sexual harassment speech. :lol:lol:lol

watching that one right now :thumbsup :thumbsup :lol :lol :lol

[Ev42]

Gob: Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

[Ev42]

Buster: It's like she gets off by being withholding.
Gob: Look who's got something to say.
Buster: I'm Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I can feel good about myself. 'Cause I'm an uptight -- Incredibly extended BLEEP -- Buster -- Extended BLEEP -- You old horny slut!
Michael: Well, no one's gonna top that.

i could not stop laughing.:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[tankdan]

All of those quotes are great! I love Buster's explicit rants! Great use of the bleep button on this show...

Kitty: "Hi, Gob! Do you like my outfit?"
GOB: "Not as much as I like what's underneath it."
Kitty: "Ohhh, Gob!"
GOB: "No, the chair. Get up, I need your chair."

Dan

[Ev42]

All of those quotes are great! I love Buster's explicit rants! Great use of the bleep button on this show...

Kitty: "Hi, Gob! Do you like my outfit?"
GOB: "Not as much as I like what's underneath it."
Kitty: "Ohhh, Gob!"
GOB: "No, the chair. Get up, I need your chair."

Dan

:thumbsup :thumbsup

[tankdan]

Have any of you ever actually seen a chicken?

Dan

[dmbphan041]

I don't understand the appeal of this show?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??

I didn't either until a friend turned me onto it. It makes a lot more sense if you watch it from the beginning.

http://tv-links.co.uk/show.do/1/1371

2 questions:

which is the one with the seal incident? and are there only 3 seasons of the show?

[Ev42]

Gob: And please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office *BLEEP*ing, or *BLEEP*ing, or finger-*BLEEP*ing, or *BLEEP*ing or *BLEEP*ing, or even *BLEEP*, even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave my *BLEEP*, and I'll personally *BLEEP*.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Ev42]

Lucille:
They're so flamboyant and dramatic.............it just makes me want to light myself on fire.

buster and seal the end of episode 33. Out on a Limb (1) S2

yes only 3 Seasons

[tankdan]

Well bring out the dog food, Michael's girlfriend is coming over! Get it, because she's a dog??

Oh, right, she's going back to the kennel. Get it, because she looks like a dog!?

Ohhh, GOB... How pathetic your character was...

Dan

[saygdbye4134]

i still throw in the DVDs from time to time.

best show that only lasted three seasons.


i guess TV just has to remain stupid to make it long on TV.

[GLR87]

So your that Funke everyone is talking about

[tankdan]

NARRATOR: Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble.

I freaking love this show, and a friend returned Season One to me after borrowing it for a few months, so I am happy once more!

Dan

[Ev42]

watching season 3 now

[tankdan]

NARRATOR: Noone was insulting Andy Griffith. We can not emphasize this enough.

Dan

[Ev42]

Lucille: (to the hot sailors) You boys know how to shovel coal?
Narrator: I don't even want to tell you what these guys thought that meant

[tankdan]

Carl Weathers: I'm going to go get a drink refill. You know you can get unlimited refills on any drink you want... and it's free?

Tobias: It's a wonderful restaurant.

Narrator: It sure is.

Dan

P.S. That makes me thirsty...

[Ev42]

Carl Weathers: Now wait a minute. This is just purely a social call. You know, just two adults getting a stew on, man.
Buster: I don't know what that means, but it sounds disgusting.

[Ev42]

George Michael: Uncle Gob! Was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?
GOB: Yeah, sure, dozens of times.

[tankdan]

GOB: Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Dan

[kev87lads]

great show. watched this episode the other night. this is the last scene.

Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It's out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.
[chuckles]

[GLR87]

Don't leave your Uncle Tea-Bag hangin'

[tankdan]

There's always money in the banana stand.

Dan

[Ev42]

great show. watched this episode the other night. this is the last scene.

Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It's out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.
[chuckles]
:lol :lol :lol Tobias is damn funny

[SteelerMan]

"Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."

[Ev42]

"Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."

:lol :lol :lol

[Ev42]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU5NkuCiOUA

[boonie]

SOmebody mentioned "Ebony and Ivory" in the worst lap dance song thread. All I could think of was
"It ain't easy being white/it aint easy being brown..."

[kev87lads]

here's a great youtube compliation from season 1 that someone put together. good stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIUSgmUmGOY

[junior94]

I'm rewatching season 1 right now and I just picked up on something I hadn't before. For the role of Marta, the Spanish soap opera actres that Gob was dating but that Michael liked, they changed the actress right in midstream. I don't know the girl's name they had first, I've never seen her before, but then the next time she showed up she was being played by the girl from THE MUMMY movies, the one who was the mummy's lost love (I wanna say her name is Patricia Velasquez).

[Talula62]

i thought there were 3 martas?

[tankdan]

"To the nuts!"

"Shoot me!"

"Toss me!"

Dan

[junior94]

i thought there were 3 martas?

Oh well there might've been. I still have the rest of season 1 and then of course all of 2 and 3 to go.

[GLR87]

season 2 is incredible..

[Ev42]

i thought there were 3 martas?

only two

[Gonzo#34]

funniest show ever...got season 3 haven't watched it (yet of course i've seen em all i meant since they aired yeesh)

Check out clarkandmichael.com for some A.D style humor starring Michael Cera

[Ev42]

Buster: It's like she gets off by being withholding.

Gob: Look whose got something to say.

Buster: I'm Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I can feel good about myself. 'Cause I'm an uptight BLEEP BLEEP, Buster! You old horny slut!

Michael:Well, no one's gonna top that.

[Gonzo#34]

Buster: It's like she gets off by being withholding.

Gob: Look whose got something to say.

Buster: I'm Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I can feel good about myself. 'Cause I'm an uptight BLEEP BLEEP, Buster! You old horny slut!

Michael:Well, no one's gonna top that.


Buster/Franklin: "I don't want no part of yo' white-ass country club ya freak bitch!"

[Talula62]

Buster: It's like she gets off by being withholding.

Gob: Look whose got something to say.

Buster: I'm Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I can feel good about myself. 'Cause I'm an uptight BLEEP BLEEP, Buster! You old horny slut!

Michael:Well, no one's gonna top that.

That one never, never fails to make me bust out laughing. :lol

[tankdan]

NEWS:
From today's Boston Metro newspaper:
"To the Big Screen?"

Arrested Development:
Our favorite show about a dysfunctional family business and the son whose reluctant duty is to make it profitable again was canceled after three seasons due to low ratings, despite a mountain of Emmy Awards

The film:
Do-gooder son Michael figures out a way to bring the Bluth Company back into the black and solve its legal problems, only to be thwarted by his greedy family. Just like nearly every episode of the sitcom.

How Hollywood will screw it up:
By not properly marketing it, relegating it to very few screens and injecting product placement (kind of like how they screwed the show, too).



Not sure if this is confirmed, but I thought I would throw it out there... An A.D. movie???? Let's hope!


Also,

Gob: No, Franklin went through the laundry and now he's all puckered and white...

Michael: On the other hand, at least now you can take him to lunch at the Country Club!

Gob: Oh, that's excactly the joke he would have liked!

Dan

[DMBtheStoned]

Yes! an AD movie would be awesome!

[tankdan]

It seems I may have prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I have a bit of a mess on my hands...

Sorry, friends, I didn't read the whole article, that A.D. movie thing was what WOULD happen if they were to make a the movie... Basically, I done f-ed it up by leading you astray.

And now, a sausage in the mouth for everyone!

Dan

[GOB_]

And now, a sausage in the mouth for everyone!

Dan

We just call it a sausage.

[tankdan]

I just rewatched the whole series over the last month or so, and one of my favorite moments is when Tobias is describing to Michael his trip to Reno and the Blue Man Group, where he confronted Kitty...

Kitty lifted up her shirt and then it cuts back to Tobias, who is also lifting up his shirt... and Michael says: "And they were blue, too? I see, Pop Pop's in Reno, Kitty's in Reno, Pop Pop's in Kitty...."

Anyway, see ya later!

Dan

[Ev42]

Buster/Surrogate: I had a great time, Gob.
Lucille: I think he's being sarcastic.
Buster/Surrogate: No I'm not, mother.. I mean lover!
Gob: Buster? Is that you?
Buster/Surrogate: I like making love to mother!

[tankdan]

"Well that was a freebie."

(I have been saying that to myself allllll week, it really makes me smile in the right situation!)

Dan

[@drian]

"Well that was a freebie."

(I have been saying that to myself allllll week, it really makes me smile in the right situation!)

Dan

Haha nice, I've been saying "I've made a huge mistake" a lot lately.

[saygdbye4134]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO AD movie.

im a big of a fan as anyone, but Hollywood would/will fuck this up. you know it, and I know it.

[tankdan]

Relax, there won't be a movie, it was just a dumb "what-if" thing I saw in the paper...



And it's the last time you're ever gonna see THESE!

Dan

[Ev42]

i love this show

Gob: Let me ask you something, is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away ... but I won't be happy.

Michael: ... It's personal.

[@drian]

You know that episode where that sad music plays and the person looks down at the ground and slumps their shoulders. Was that music from charlie brown?

[Ev42]

^Yes

[Ev42]

Lucille: (to strippers) you boys know how to shovel coal?
Narrator: I'm not even going to tell you what they thought that meant.

[Ev42]

Gob: Okay, you can turn the music off, I already shot my wad.

GOB clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyyIVzX4l1w&mode=related&search=

[Styx Cover Band]

Gob: Okay, you can turn the music off, I already shot my wad.

GOB clips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyyIVzX4l1w&mode=related&search=


Nice GOB clips. When Buster tries to help GOB with any magic tricks, hilarious

[Ev42]

Nice GOB clips. When Buster tries to help GOB with any magic tricks, hilarious

Those two together =:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Styx Cover Band]

Those two together =:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Both of them dancing with the "final countdown" playing in the background is also hilarious

[heygoat49]

http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2007/09/07/bateman-holds-out-hope-for-arrested-development-movie/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZWpn_uDx-w&mode=related&search=



there's still hope to save our bluths.......dot org

[Ev42]

awesome news

Lucille 2: "Gob, you were ashamed of me!"
GOB: "NO! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you!"

[Ev42]

George Sr.: Look, I just need something to read. Pop-pop gets a Grisham?

[tankdan]

Michael: Look, dad, you can't risk leaving the attic any more.

George, Sr.: When have you ever seen me outside?

Michael: Yesterday, at the Ford dealership.

George, Sr.: Yeh, well, have you SEEN those new Mustangs? You could hump that hood!

Dan

[Ev42]

Lindsay Funke: [to Michael] GOB doesnt do anything for the family.
Gob: Hey, I'm Bleeping Lucille 2.
Lindsay Funke: Or I could do something like that.

[saygdbye4134]

broke out all three seasons while I was hungover like no other on Saturday.

[dblue85827@mac.]

just finished the third season for the second time...this show is genius. im gonna check out that michaelandclarke.com site...i just want some sort of AD fix

[one_sweet_wrld]

GOB: Thanks mon frere - that means brother in French. I don't know how I know that, I took 3 years of Spanish.

[tankdan]

Tobias: "As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch in our relationship."

Michael: "Really? When did that start?"

Tobias: "Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9-11, but it certainly didn't help."

-------

Tobias: "I think I blue myself prematurely."

Dan

[Ev42]

Michael: I'm truly sorry, but I'm moving to Phoenix. I got a job.
(long pause)
Michael: It's something you apply for, and then they pay you to, um ... never mind. I don't want to ruin the surprise.

[taphntm]

Aw, I wish he married Rita. I don't care if she's a Mr F :(

[saygdbye4134]

Tobias: "As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch in our relationship."

Michael: "Really? When did that start?"

Tobias: "Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9-11, but it certainly didn't help."

-------

Tobias: "I think I blue myself prematurely."

Dan


:lol , i still roll every time I hear that one.

[ech0198]

I miss this show... I think I'd be happy if I'd ever be able to hear Will Arnett say "C'mon!!" or dance to the final countdown again. Maybe even more then hearing Colbert say "Shut your dirty little mouth!!" just once more, too...

[amoore624426]

i was trained by army mother

[GLR87]

I just screwed my brother in law

[tankdan]

Army had half-day today, Mother.

Dan

[junior94]

Oh lord... I was just reading, for the new "Knight Rider" TV movie that's doubling as a backdoor pilot so they'll try to spin it into a new version of the TV series, guess who's voicing the car K.I.T.T. -- Gob!! :lol

Yep Will Arnett himself will be hangin with Michael Knight, Jr.

[dmbphan041]

Oh lord... I was just reading, for the new "Knight Rider" TV movie that's doubling as a backdoor pilot so they'll try to spin it into a new version of the TV series, guess who's voicing the car K.I.T.T. -- Gob!! :lol

Yep Will Arnett himself will be hangin with Michael Knight, Jr.


no.freaking.way.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ech0198]

Apparently Jason Bateman is trying to get Mitchell Hurwitz to write an Arrested Development movie. I hope they go through with it.


"Yes, Michael, I have a rape horn, because you took away my mace."

[junior94]

Apparently Jason Bateman is trying to get Mitchell Hurwitz to write an Arrested Development movie. I hope they go through with it.


"Yes, Michael, I have a rape horn, because you took away my mace."

That sounds vaguely familiar, think I maybe heard that a couple months ago. It'd be especially funny if they used the F-bomb in the movie but still bleeped it out :lol

The more I think about it the more this makes sense of having Will Arnet be the new KITT voice. He's already got a good base level to it that if he just speaks very measured and deliberately, he'd almost have like a movie trailer guy quality to his voice. I do'nt remember any product names but I know I've definitely heard him in commercials.

[tankdan]

Gob: "You know, if you didn't have adult-onset diabetes, I wouldn't mind giving YOU a little sugar."

Old Lady: "Oh, Gob, you could charm the black off a telegram boy."

Narrator: "Okay, we'll just tell you now. She's the one who dies."

Dan

[boutrous11]

complete series available on amazon for 29.99 right now.

[ech0198]

That sounds vaguely familiar, think I maybe heard that a couple months ago. It'd be especially funny if they used the F-bomb in the movie but still bleeped it out :lol


That'd be great!

[GLR87]

wish i had 30 big ones

[ech0198]

I just screwed my brother in law

Well, I'm all grown up now.

[saygdbye4134]

taste the happy michael...


tastes alot like sad...

[tankdan]

Michael: "The only thing I found in the fridge was a dead dove in a bag."

Gob: "You didn't eat that, did you?"

Dan

[@drian]

That sounds vaguely familiar, think I maybe heard that a couple months ago. It'd be especially funny if they used the F-bomb in the movie but still bleeped it out :lol

The extended unaired pilot didn't have any swearing bleeped out.

The more I think about it the more this makes sense of having Will Arnet be the new KITT voice. He's already got a good base level to it that if he just speaks very measured and deliberately, he'd almost have like a movie trailer guy quality to his voice. I do'nt remember any product names but I know I've definitely heard him in commercials.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Arnett#Voice_work


Voice work

Will Arnett has a distinctive gravelly voice and has also done voice-over (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voice-over) work for CBS TV promos, film trailers, and numerous advertisements, including Lamisil (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamisil) medication. Perhaps most recognizable is Arnett's voice saying, "It's not more than you need, just more than you're used to" in ads for GMC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GMC_%28General_Motors_division%29) trucks.

Arnett has also lent his voice to a number of television shows and commercials. In 2006, Arnett lent his voice to the character Duncan Schiesst for the Comedy Central (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy_Central) animated program Freak Show (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freak_Show_%28TV_series%29), which was created by and also stars the voice of his former Arrested Development co-star David Cross (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cross). Recently, Arnett took the role of announcer for the faux trailer "Don't" in the movie Grindhouse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grindhouse_%28film%29). He will also be lending his voice to the upcoming films Horton Hears a Who! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horton_Hears_a_Who%21_%28film%29), and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloudy_with_a_Chance_of_Meatballs).

In 2007, he was part of the hugely successful Ratatouille (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratatouille_%28film%29), voicing Horst, the sous-chef at Gusteau's.

Arnett will be the voice of the new K.I.T.T. in Universal's and Dutch-Oven's 'Knight Rider' which is a sequel to the popular 1980s series

[Ev42]

Lindsay: Michael, it was shoplifting and I'm white. I think I'm going to be OK.

another

Tobias: For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out, I can walk free of pain.

[tankdan]

George Michael: "Uncle Gob, were you ever awkward around girls?"

Gob: "You mean like when there were three of us and I didn't know where to start?"

Dan

[junior94]

The extended unaired pilot didn't have any swearing bleeped out.


Ahh yea, that's right. I'd forgotten, when I finally got my first look at the season 1 DVD set earlier this year I noticed particularly the one scene where Gob is talking to some kid (I think about magic), the kid says "fuck" and it's not bleeped.

But I think I'm sticking with what I said before, I don't know, it just seems right in with the bizarre AD sense of humor... that it'd be funnier to still bleep the F-bombs in a theatrical film :D It just sounds funnier.
(I mean how goddamn funny was that scene where Buster went off and they bleeped like 15 straight seconds of his dialogue because he was calling Lucile names? Then of course pitch perfectly followed by Michael looking at him and deadpanning "Well let's hope it doesn't come to that, buddy" :lol

[DMB0715]

George Michael: "Uncle Gob, were you ever awkward around girls?"

Gob: "You mean like when there were three of us and I didn't know where to start?"

Dan

:lol :D :lol :D

[tankdan]

Ahh yea, that's right. I'd forgotten, when I finally got my first look at the season 1 DVD set earlier this year I noticed particularly the one scene where Gob is talking to some kid (I think about magic), the kid says "fuck" and it's not bleeped.

But I think I'm sticking with what I said before, I don't know, it just seems right in with the bizarre AD sense of humor... that it'd be funnier to still bleep the F-bombs in a theatrical film :D It just sounds funnier.
(I mean how goddamn funny was that scene where Buster went off and they bleeped like 15 straight seconds of his dialogue because he was calling Lucile names? Then of course pitch perfectly followed by Michael looking at him and deadpanning "Well let's hope it doesn't come to that, buddy" :lol

My favorite part about the bleeping is that they always shift the camera so the person's mouth is not visible. I agree that the bleeping is an important part of the comedy. Recall also Nelly Bluth when she's talking to the office employees!

Also:
Michael: "No, I'm just here to pick up my son's girlfriend, she ran off the last time we were leaving."

Ann: "Actually, I was sitting here the whole time."

George Michael: "Way to plant, Ann!"

Michael: " George Michael, why don't you and Plant go wait in the staircar, okay?"

and...

George Michael: "You should see her, she eats a hard-boiled egg and then squirts the mayonnaise in her mouth and she calls is a mayon-egg!"

Michael: "George Michael, I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person, I just don't want you to spend all your money..."

George Michael: "Ann."

Michael: "... getting her all glittered up for Easter. You know?"

Dan

[GLR87]

Egg? Her? Bland? Who? Annhogs coming?

[Ev42]

Tobias: I should call the Hot Cops and tell them to dress up as something more nautically themed. Hot sailors maybe. Or better yet, hot sea-
Michael: I like hot sailors.
Tobias: Mmmm, me too.

[junior94]

Holy shit flipping thru the channels just now I went past USA network (aka 24 hour Law & Order network) and there was an episode of the Criminal Intent one on (I guess that's what it's called, the one with Chris Meloni in it) and Ann was on there I would assume as a suspect all goth'd up :D Ya know, Ann as in George Michael's girlfriend, Ann. She actually looked kinda bad ass and sexy :evil :hump

Then again call me crazy but I always thought she looked kinda cute even just on AD, plus I admit I can be a total sucker for the whole punk/goth look on a chick (and hey c'mon she's at least 18 now right? :p )

[temptedcandyman]

Gob- "Illusions father, illusions. Tricks are something whores do for money."



..... "or cocaine."

[john baptiste]

movie could be in the works.

http://tv.yahoo.com/show/35099/news/urn:newsml:eonlinekristen.com:20080202:TV-6a829db24533e7aa026268d0738c29d5__ER:1;_ylt=AuK7ET KJIdGTP7M9Gu47UVyAo9EF

i think i just blue myself.

[junior94]

I'm kinda not sure how I feel about this. While I probably wasn't going to watch this new updated TV series for "Knight Rider" anyway, I did get a big kick out of the concept of the voice of KITT being Gob himself.

http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/node/35527

But Arnett's got some contract conflictions that preclude him from doing it (though I'm surprised this didn't occur to TPTB sooner). Kilmer's voice seems like it'd be good for this kinda thing too, but still... I love the idea of my car rapping with me as GOB. :lol

[dmbphan041]

http://www.arresteddevelopment2009.com/

sign it.



........COME ON!!

[john baptiste]

Gob- "Illusions father, illusions. Tricks are something whores do for money."



..... "or cocaine."
he said that to michael

[john baptiste]

Gob- "Illusions father, illusions. Tricks are something whores do for money."



..... "or cocaine."
he said that to michael

[Colonel_Forbin]

So apparently the wheels are in motion for the movie. Hurwitz has his ideas planned out, all the actors are on board, I can only hope that if the movie does well they'll bring back the series...such a fucking great show

Tobias: Do these effectively hide my thunder?


Tobias: Douche chillllll

Edit: Bumped because this is the greatest comedy program ever to be put on television...and Curb Your Enthusiasm

[Dougie981641]

my friend made us a new power hour that we did just now and to end it was europes final countdown...he may edit it with gob

[tankdan]

You could probably say I'm "buy-curious."

also

That's a woman's wig.
I was told it was a "Bob."

Dan

[saygdbye4134]

without a doubt, the best program that no one ever watched.

M:"gammy had a accident"

GM:"is she gioing to have to come live with us?"

M:"not that kind of accident, and even if she did, no."

[tankdan]

Lucille: How are you going to get anyone into the musty old clap trap, anyway?









Michael: Right, the cabin.

Dan

[tankdan]

Ah yes, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog... You, sir, are a mouthful... *rhum rhum rhum*

Dan

[saygdbye4134]

hey brother.

[JenLuvsDMB]

Heyyyyyyyyyy Hermano.

[tankdan]

Maeby: Are you coming inside.
George Michael: No, I'm just going to stay here in the car and watch the sun set.
Maeby: The sun is behind us.
George Michael: Well I can watch it in the mirror... It'll actually look closer.

....

George Michael: I almost had pop pop in Vegas.
Michael: Yep, me, too.

....

George Michael: I have pop pop in the attic.
Michael: The mere fact that you're calling it that tells me you're not ready.

....

Rita: I want to have SEXual reLATions.
Michael: The mere fact that you're calling it that tells me you're ready.

Dan

[tankdan]

Michael: "Hey, Ann Hog is coming?"

...

Michael: "Oh, is Egg still here?"

...

Her?

Dan

[TrippinBilliam]

Michael: There isn't going to be anymore lies in this family.

Tobias: There's the woman I'm sexually atracted to.

Michael: Ok, but that's the last one.

[tankdan]

Mis-ter F.

Dan

[siouxsiesue]

the chicken dance still cracks me up :D

http://chickend.ytmnd.com/

And "congrats" to Portia on her engagement to Ellen. :)

[Ry8901]

http://defamer.com/5019005/what-a-fun-sexy-time-for-us-jason-bateman-confirms-arrested-development-movie-to-shoot-next-year


Your welcome....

[tarheel997]

have any of you ever seen a chicken?

[Beefsteak1138]

http://defamer.com/5019005/what-a-fun-sexy-time-for-us-jason-bateman-confirms-arrested-development-movie-to-shoot-next-year


Your welcome....

My welcome what?