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neumdogg 01-21-2009 04:59 PM

Swamp ass aka monkey butt
 
Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell.

God, I hate this. When its a hot day and you're walking around for a long time. It's really irritating.

Do girls get monkey butt?

TheLastStop123 01-21-2009 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by neumdogg (Post 8765665)
Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell.

God, I hate this. When its a hot day and you're walking around for a long time. It's really irritating.

Do girls get monkey butt?

:lolI love ants so much.

Bohrman26 01-21-2009 05:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by neumdogg (Post 8765665)
Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell.

God, I hate this. When its a hot day and you're walking around for a long time. It's really irritating.

Do girls get monkey butt?

It is terrible to get.

But, I do not want to hear about girl's getting swamp ass.

DMBVIP 01-21-2009 05:25 PM

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Yea its called Jungle Rott....:lol

laststraw41 01-21-2009 05:27 PM

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It's January man, is it that hot in LA?

pats4life2003 01-21-2009 05:33 PM

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hahahahaha greatest thread ever

UNLTrpt 01-21-2009 05:34 PM

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as scary as this is...we already have a swamp ass thread don't we?

Or did it get locked?

neumdogg 01-21-2009 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bohrman26 (Post 8765756)
It is terrible to get.

But, I do not want to hear about girl's getting swamp ass.

Only about Katie.

pats4life2003 01-21-2009 05:34 PM

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hahaha

wow...can you imagine searching for that haha

and it comes up

neumdogg 01-21-2009 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by laststraw41 (Post 8765771)
It's January man, is it that hot in LA?

85 degrees yesterday!!

laststraw41 01-21-2009 05:39 PM

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holy shit.. time to upstart my career as a wannabe actor

jmudmbphan 01-21-2009 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by UNLTrpt (Post 8765802)
as scary as this is...we already have a swamp ass thread don't we?

Or did it get locked?

You sir, are correct. One of my greatest moments...I dont believe it locked either..

AJF_41 01-21-2009 05:58 PM

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yeah...the other thread is fantastic...

comerelaxnow 01-21-2009 06:05 PM

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Two threads on Swamp Ass. Its almost like its not the 1st day of the 1st Black man ever to be in the White House

jsimon8 01-21-2009 06:16 PM

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yeah I worked at a warehouse a couple weeks ago and this was a real problem, its like negative degrees outside but the inside of that warehouse just must have had the right ingredients for a swampass disaster every day

thedrumster12 01-21-2009 08:39 PM

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i need a manpon

Boingofan 01-22-2009 12:06 AM

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Swamp ass is terrible. It's a problem for most servers who work doubles or 12 hour shifts. Chaffage like a mofo!

VanHorneDog 01-22-2009 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by laststraw41 (Post 8765771)
It's January man, is it that hot in LA?

all i know is it was 80 in Phoenix today and i got to wear my shorts and t-shirt with flip flops when i actually needed to.

on a side note, Philip Rivers loves Flip Flop weather.

2steppinKJ 01-22-2009 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by laststraw41 (Post 8765771)
It's January man, is it that hot in LA?

Where I live in the western suburbs of Sydney, it's consistently hovered around 100 for the past 4 days and will be like that until the end of the week. I hate it, and it does indeed provide optimum conditions for disaster. I have this cream that I put on before work sometimes and it usually does a good job at keeping disasters at bay.

waterboy100 01-22-2009 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by thedrumster12 (Post 8766660)
i need a manpon

man show?

but seriously. that is the worst feeling. I caught a bad case today. the ac cobtroller was broke and my building hit like 85-90 inside..it was f'ing awful.

cruscott35 02-26-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by comerelaxnow (Post 8765966)
Two threads on Swamp Ass. Its almost like its not the 1st day of the 1st Black man ever to be in the White House

It is wholly inappropriate to mention the White House with a thread title about monkeys.

douglaskg41 02-26-2009 01:14 PM

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Gold Bond extra strength medicated powder.... FTMFW! It feels like a bunch of teenage girls, chewing extra minty gum, are blowing softly on your "swamp" all at once.

sarahjane13 02-26-2009 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by douglaskg41 (Post 8955628)
Gold Bond extra strength medicated powder.... FTMFW! It feels like a bunch of teenage girls, chewing extra minty gum, are blowing softly on your "swamp" all at once.

:lol:lol

zepfan1234 02-26-2009 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by douglaskg41 (Post 8955628)
Gold Bond extra strength medicated powder.... FTMFW! It feels like a bunch of teenage girls, chewing extra minty gum, are blowing softly on your "swamp" all at once.

I lived on this stuff at bonnaroo.

justink 02-26-2009 05:01 PM

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Gold Bond my friend. GOLD BOND!

i was known to let my co-workers know when i was taking a "gold bond" (break) back when i was waiting tables (someone's gotta cover your section, right?). i wasn't shy about it. in fact, i kept a jug in the cabinet next to the salt and pepper shakers and ketchup bottles!

:thumbsup

zjstrunk 02-26-2009 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by douglaskg41 (Post 8955628)
Gold Bond extra strength medicated powder.... FTMFW! It feels like a bunch of teenage girls, chewing extra minty gum, are blowing softly on your "swamp" all at once.

:thumbsup:lol:thumbsup:lol:thumbsup:lol


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