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Ballplaya4237 01-23-2009 11:22 AM

Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
So I viewed some pictures (link below) that some guy in the "should I give me ugly wife a bob lift" thread, and holy shit, some women have some big ass nipples.

http://smartplasticsurgery.com/breastlifts_ba.html

To date the oldest chick I've hooked up with is 19 (my gf of three years)... and all chicks I hooked up with before that has normal sized nips. So yeah, the titties I get to enjoy now are still nice and perky and the nips are normal size and shit. But are they gonna like grow out of proportion in the coming years?

God I hope not

Elliott Evans 01-23-2009 11:23 AM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
I'm scar(r)ed after looking at some of those pictures.

dmbgodagirl41 01-23-2009 11:58 AM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
I would assume they get bigger if the boobies get bigger....and when you have kids, the boobies get bigger, so perhaps? Though, if someone has A-cups, they ain't gettin' big nipples, because they aren't going to like DDs when they have kids.

My nipples have shrunk twice in the last 2 years.

funktabulous 01-23-2009 12:11 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41 (Post 8774278)
I would assume they get bigger if the boobies get bigger....and when you have kids, the boobies get bigger, so perhaps? Though, if someone has A-cups, they ain't gettin' big nipples, because they aren't going to like DDs when they have kids.

My nipples have shrunk twice in the last 2 years.


So what, they're down to the size of softballs now?

dmbgodagirl41 01-23-2009 12:23 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by funktabulous (Post 8774377)
So what, they're down to the size of softballs now?

No, JERK.


































tennis rackets.

scrock25 01-23-2009 12:27 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41 (Post 8774450)
No, JERK.

tennis rackets.

:lorraine :lorraine :lorraine :lorraine :lorraine

dmbgodagirl41 01-23-2009 12:30 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
:lol @ AJ crying.

ahhhh, thats funny.

scrock25 01-23-2009 12:33 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
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Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41 (Post 8774490)
:lol @ AJ crying.

ahhhh, thats funny.

Heater has bologna tits, you have tennis rackets for nips...does any female of ants have a great rack, or what???????

funktabulous 01-23-2009 12:33 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41 (Post 8774490)
:lol @ AJ crying.

ahhhh, thats funny.

I think the visual you dropped on him blew a fuse.

dmbgodagirl41 01-23-2009 12:34 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 8774502)
Heater has bologna tits, you have tennis rackets for nips...does any female of ants have a great rack, or what???????

Only if they model for Hollister.

Quote:

Originally Posted by funktabulous (Post 8774503)
I think the visual you dropped on him blew a fuse.

hahaha I know, I was picturing him having a seizure or something, and foaming at the mouth. :lol

scrock25 01-23-2009 12:38 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by funktabulous (Post 8774503)
I think the visual you dropped on him blew a fuse.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41 (Post 8774509)
hahaha I know, I was picturing him having a seizure or something, and foaming at the mouth. :lol

I'm sure they're not that bad guys....c'mon now.

;)

william.hosking 01-23-2009 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 8774545)
I'm sure they're not that bad guys....c'mon now.

;)

Dude, don't kid yourself. It's pretty gruesome.

:shivers

scrock25 01-23-2009 12:43 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Ever heard of "Old Man Balls"? It's a fact that the nutsac gets bigger with age.

dmbgodagirl41 01-23-2009 12:44 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 8774545)
I'm sure they're not that bad guys....c'mon now.

;)

:lol nice.
Okay, the tennis racket thing was kind of a stretch. They're more like.....the plastic soda lids for a super-sized coke cup at McDonald's.

funktabulous 01-23-2009 12:46 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 8774590)
Ever heard of "Old Man Balls"? It's a fact that the nutsac gets bigger with age.


I'm 42 and mine are resting comfortably on the floor at the moment, thankyouverymuch.

scrock25 01-23-2009 12:54 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by funktabulous (Post 8774605)
I'm 42 and mine are resting comfortably on the floor at the moment, thankyouverymuch.

See....fuckin' old man balls.

Think Johnny Knoxville.

dmbgodagirl41 01-23-2009 12:56 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
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Originally Posted by funktabulous (Post 8774605)
I'm 42 and mine are resting comfortably on the floor at the moment, thankyouverymuch.

oh man, your tea-bagging skillz must be off da CHAIN.

funktabulous 01-23-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 8774658)
See....fuckin' old man balls.

Think Johnny Knoxville.

Shhh... A.J., they're sleeping. I think I'm going to get them a little blanket.

pats4life2003 01-23-2009 12:56 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
wow....that's all i can say..I just clicked that link and my suitemate walked in laughing...haha

funktabulous 01-23-2009 01:30 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
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Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41 (Post 8774669)
oh man, your tea-bagging skillz must be off da CHAIN.

Just ask Steve, he can vouch for me. :)

Erich 01-23-2009 01:37 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
A womans nipple's are inversely proportional to her age; at 110, her nipple is her breast.

Quote:

Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 8774502)
Heater has bologna tits, you have tennis rackets for nips...does any female of ants have a great rack, or what???????

Id use katies fun rackets to smack around heater's Oscar Meyer's any day, if you ask me.

"My bologna's got a first name, its Ow! Eek! Argh! Ow! Oof!"

funktabulous 01-23-2009 01:38 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Erich (Post 8774923)
A womans nipple's are inversely proportional to her age; at 110, her nipple is her breast.



Id use katies fun rackets to smack around heater's Oscar Meyer's any day, if you ask me.

"My bologna's got a first name, its Ow! Eek! Argh! Ow! Oof!"


:lol:lol:lol

scrock25 01-23-2009 01:43 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Whatever happened to that bitch who used to write in pink, Cassie II, and Emily Rocks?? I want to see some pics of some fake tits....amirite "Handsome" Dan, amirite?????????

crushMe814 01-23-2009 04:20 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
i'd say that mine have gotten bigger over the past couple years...so yes

Ballplaya4237 01-24-2009 10:02 AM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by crushMe814 (Post 8775663)
i'd say that mine have gotten bigger over the past couple years...so yes

before and after pics?

devilandthelord 01-24-2009 10:31 AM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by scrock25 (Post 8774590)
Ever heard of "Old Man Balls"? It's a fact that the nutsac gets bigger with age.

I must say I've noticed my nutsack seeming to get bigger in recent years.
Sadly my weiner has not followed suit.

ghreef 01-24-2009 10:59 AM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
my sack and shaft have grown in the past year, but that's due to my marital arts exercises...

My wife's nips have grown in proportion to the size of her bobs <- see what I did there? lol

I wonder as a follow up to the question... Have the women who's bobs and nips have grown, do you find that the nip gets even bigger when excited than it did when it was all smaller (looking for greater than proportional in size)?

guitarplayer554 01-24-2009 12:41 PM

Re: Spinoff: Do women's nipples get significantly bigger as they age?
 
All I've learned from his thread is this:

Katies nips were tennis rackets but are now the large lid off the coke at a McDonalds.

Ken can play jump rope with his own balls and tea bag a dude from mile away.

Erich's weapon of choice in a fight is Katie's tennis rackets when he had to battle Heater's bologna nips.

Aj has asked for nudes...as usual.


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