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Old 04-16-2012, 06:23 AM   #752
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Re: I'm going to ruin Central Park for you.

My girlfriend and I were having sex last night when her ipod started playing CP. the clicking noise took over my mind and put me in a trance where I just kept banging her over and over again. She started to tell me to stop, but I didn't hear her, the clicking noise had taken full effect. I just kept banging her over and over again. After about 24 hours I awoke from my trance to the sight of her mangled, bloody corpse on the bed. Thanks OP.
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