Work shits

[thebridge15]

Unless you're seriously ill, there's no real reason to make any noise while shitting.

[MikeR]

Anyone else think this thread would be soooooo much better with pics?

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by MikeR

Anyone else think this thread would be soooooo much better with pics?

We should have started it with a link to 2G1C.

[skwormin]

Omg I was gonna post today but I was kinda busy.... Have seen 2 "brushers" this week. They just leave their fucking toothbrush and paste on the sink all afternoon.. Wtf?!?!?


And also I experienced my first 5 stall shitter--- I went to do my business and took the last remaining stall. The sound of 5 shuts simultaneously exploding was glorious!

[Butterfingerz]

Saw a stray pair of boxers on the floor yesterday. Oh lord...

[Rodey]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

Unless you're seriously ill, there's no real reason to make any noise while shitting.

This.

Unless you are physically shitting out a living creature, shut up.

Originally Posted by skwormin

Omg I was gonna post today but I was kinda busy.... Have seen 2 "brushers" this week. They just leave their fucking toothbrush and paste on the sink all afternoon.. Wtf?!?!?


And also I experienced my first 5 stall shitter--- I went to do my business and took the last remaining stall. The sound of 5 shuts simultaneously exploding was glorious!

That's one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard. You should shit on their brushes.

[thebridge15]

Woman at Dunkin Donuts orders "plain bagel toasted twice with extra butter and medium non-fat latte with one sugar," then kept yelling directions at the staff to make sure they got her order right. Then completely blocked people from getting straws while she added another sugar to her latte.

I would put a n/r on this, but that'd probably make it more r.

[Rodey]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

Woman at Dunkin Donuts orders "plain bagel toasted twice with extra butter and medium non-fat latte with one sugar," then kept yelling directions at the staff to make sure they got her order right. Then completely blocked people from getting straws while she added another sugar to her latte.

I would put a n/r on this, but that'd probably make it more r.

Maybe I'm missing something, but what does this have to do with work shits?

[water into wine]

He probably thought this was the Irritating thread.

[thebridge15]

Yea, should have gone in the irritating thread. Not sure what happened there. Oh well.

[Rodey]

I was hoping that story was going to lead to an awesome one about shitting at work.

[sheldonlevene]

Originally Posted by dre2142

Unless the bathroom is completely empty, I dont go into a stall to shit. Ill wait. Ill also wait for it to be empty to walk out.

Originally Posted by dre2142

yeah, def only use the handicap stall.

Originally Posted by dre2142

Ill go to a completely different floor in the building to a bathroom that doesnt get as much traffic too

Every post you make, I'm just like, yep I do that.

[thebridge15]

Lately I've only been taking one shit a day at work. I don't like that one bit.

[gakm7]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

Lately I've only been taking one shit a day at work. I don't like that one bit.

Drink some more coffee! Hahaha

[Ascf33]

I'm typically 1030/1045 and then a late afternoon one. Depending on lunch tho.

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

Lately I've only been taking one shit a day at work. I don't like that one bit.

Same here. But they're satisfactory. Not like those half assed shits that leave you thinking, "damn, I'm gonna have to go again in like 20 minutes." No. Not those. These have been like, cleansing. Good dumps. I'll take good dumps over half shits anyday.

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by Ascf33

I'm typically 1030/1045 and then a late afternoon one. Depending on lunch tho.

Same. I always aim for 11:15ish and then again around 4.

[sheldonlevene]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

Same. I always aim for 11:15ish and then again around 4.

11:15 is good, b/c early lunchers have already departed.

[Beefsteak1138]

I shat at home before work today, it was unavoidabe. I'm bitter about that.

[Rodey]

I might experience the beer shits at work today at some point. This might be rough.

[sheldonlevene]

I had a scenario crop up today that I was unsure of how to handle.

I walk in about 10 min ago (right on schedule). There's someone in the handicap stall - my go to. Reference point, we have 3 total, two normal sized, handicap all the way on the right. Well I walk to the far left stall, so as to give a buffer between me and the other party. To my surprise and dismay, this one has recently been used. I know this b/c there's remnants (I've never understood why people can't hang around for an extra flush). That said, I won't be using it. So I plop down in the middle, next to the other patron. I didn't revel this opportunity. I don't enjoy seeing my confederates shoes, much less hearing every nuance of their 11:00 performance.

Maybe I should have waited, and returned after 10 more minutes, but I just didn't want to abort midway.

[thebridge15]

Yea, I would have definitely washed my hands or something then left. I never enter or leave while another stall is being used.

[water into wine]

I was on the shitter this morning and I heard the door open and begin to close before it was pulled open again and the guy walked back out. Defensive Shitting.

[skwormin]

these TBell burriots from last night are just getting ripe inside me right now.

cannot wait for this

[gakm7]

Amazing you haven't squirted out your ass yet considering it's taco bell........

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

Originally Posted by skwormin

these TBell burriots from last night are just getting ripe inside me right now.

cannot wait for this

T Bell shits are among the worst.

[GoLdpHiShDMB]

not gunna act like my shit doesnt stink but.... god damn some people have awful odors.

[davidw.]

Cross-stall convos are the best

[DaveHead36]

Worse post-shit I've ever seen (work in a music venue that has one stall and two long cattle trough urinals). Urinals are full and open the stall... there was shit on the floor, outside the toilet and on the walls... Everywhere but in the toilet. Bunched up on the ground were his shit covered boxers. Seriously, I couldn't have done that if I tried.

Also worked at best buy for a while and drew the short straw and had to clean up after some kid who shit on the floor, in the store, then stepped in it and walked around the store, this was a 12 year old kid. He was told to leave. Wtf is wrong with people?

[thestand]

I poop like once every 36 hours. Am I going to die?