Drug tests now for sale at the dollar store

[Mateo2k]

Kissed a guy = handies.

[water into wine]

Kissed a guy = gangbang ending in bukkake

[DrinkNoH2O]

Originally Posted by bustedstuff88

Anyone else seen this? They have a Marijuana test for only $1.

Kinda sucks, because now that they are this cheap, i fully expect my wife to want me to piss in a cup when i get home from Deer Creek this sunday (she "discovered" my stash a couple years ago and flipped, I was an occasional closet smoker)

What happened to the days where a man could go and have fun and not worry about shit like this?

We are still in the days where a man could have fun and not worry about this. You are no man if you're scared of your wife testing you for smoking a bowl at a concert.

[jjr4884]

bowl??? twist that j

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by bustedstuff88

Here I am (at the library). Way to many replies to read through beyond the first page, but I am leaving for deer creek tomorrow morning. I will let yall know if she hands me the cup when i return home or not.

And just to clarify, when I say she had a "fling" she admitted she "kissed the guy" apparently only one time.

Take care ya'll. And for the record, Im leaning towards going to DC, doing what the fuck I want, and having the time of my life and not caring.

Guy sounds like he definitely doesn't believe her.

[Mateo2k]

Originally Posted by DrinkNoH2O

We are still in the days where a man could have fun and not worry about this. You are no man if you're scared of your wife testing you for smoking a bowl at a concert.

And that's wife in a very LOOSE definition of the term.

And we mean loose.

[water into wine]

He should just get O'Dweeds. It's safe for his baby too >> http://sharetv.org/images/guide/150517.jpg

[jray1823]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

Guy sounds like he definitely doesn't believe her.

Not a chance in hell. He spokes weed to get rid of the image in his head of her getting trained by two huge black guys.

Edit: Gives a whole new meaning to when she puts a few hours on her timesheet for "Training"

[Doors Allan Coe]

I found this funny a first.

Some of you guys are being pretty big assholes. Poor guy is married and has kids with this lady. She seems like somebody I would never be with, but it's his wife. Breaking his balls is one thing, but we're on page 2-3 of calling his wife a whore. Nobody thinks it's kind of old? I mean 3/4 of these jokes aren't even funny.

[FireItUp]

Originally Posted by Doors Allan Coe

I found this funny a first.

Some of you guys are being pretty big assholes. Poor guy is married and has kids with this lady. She seems like somebody I would never be with, but it's his wife. Breaking his balls is one thing, but we're on page 2-3 of calling his wife a whore. Nobody thinks it's kind of old? I mean 3/4 of these jokes aren't even funny.

Move along everyone. This thread is done.

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by Doors Allan Coe

I found this funny a first.

Some of you guys are being pretty big assholes. Poor guy is married and has kids with this lady. She seems like somebody I would never be with, but it's his wife. Breaking his balls is one thing, but we're on page 2-3 of calling his wife a whore. Nobody thinks it's kind of old? I mean 3/4 of these jokes aren't even funny.

There are the occasional threads that go on for too long. This may be one of them. But OP willingly posted on an internet forum. The internet is an ugly place. Compared to the discussion that would go on elsewhere, AM is pretty tame.

[Mateo2k]

Originally Posted by Doors Allan Coe

I found this funny a first.

Some of you guys are being pretty big assholes. Poor guy is married and has kids with this lady. She seems like somebody I would never be with, but it's his wife. Breaking his balls is one thing, but we're on page 2-3 of calling his wife a whore. Nobody thinks it's kind of old? I mean 3/4 of these jokes aren't even funny.

It's out of love.

This guy needs a wake up call.

[jray1823]

The only reason this thread is too long, is because OP doesn't have internet

[luccic12]

Better not let wifey read this thread.

[AJF_41]

there are sum great ones on the last page.

[aclark0622]

Originally Posted by bustedstuff88

Here I am (at the library). Way to many replies to read through beyond the first page, but I am leaving for deer creek tomorrow morning. I will let yall know if she hands me the cup when i return home or not.

And just to clarify, when I say she had a "fling" she admitted she "kissed the guy" apparently only one time.

Take care ya'll. And for the record, Im leaning towards going to DC, doing what the fuck I want, and having the time of my life and not caring.

If she told you she had a "fling", but only came up with "kissed the guy" when (if) you pressed for details... liar liar pants on fire

For the second bold,

[water into wine]

I hope OP has the time of my life. Like first-time-on-PCP kinda time of his life.

[aicdmb]

Im not buying this bullshit story. Lots of funny posts on here though

[defcon]

Strange, the whole reason I shop at $ stores, the only reason really, is because I spend a bit of money on weed. The $ General near me now sells beer and the mgr says their trying to get approval for tobacco. One stop ghetto shop...and now a drug test?

shiiiiiiiiit

This mothafucka got it made, son.

[DynastyDrummer1]

Wish these would've been around a month ago when I flushed my system for 4 days with a diet of green tea, water, juice, grapes and carrots and shit fluid for the last day and a half before my piss test. Would've loved to have known when it was out of my system...... that last day or so suuuuuucked (but hey, I passed).

[FireItUp]

Originally Posted by DynastyDrummer1

Wish these would've been around a month ago when I flushed my system for 4 days with a diet of green tea, water, juice, grapes and carrots and shit fluid for the last day and a half before my piss test. Would've loved to have known when it was out of my system...... that last day or so suuuuuucked (but hey, I passed).

Dude, hate to be the one to tell you, but...you don't have to drink liquid poop to pass a drug test. Just sayin'.

[dreamingrace]

I call BS on the OP - the solution is easy. Buy all the tests. Seems like you all had a real good time with this one.

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by defcon

Strange, the whole reason I shop at $ stores, the only reason really, is because I spend a bit of money on weed. The $ General near me now sells beer and the mgr says their trying to get approval for tobacco. One stop ghetto shop...and now a drug test?

shiiiiiiiiit

This mothafucka got it made, son.

That sounds like the place to shop then. In East Lansing there's this dive/drunk food joint call Conrad's. They don't serve liquor, but you can get a blunt or pack of 27's and Parliaments if I can recall my drunken memories correctly.

[recentlyJTR41]

Fling = OP's wife got her fart box tongue darted

[NextMovement41]

so did we ever get #1s?

[water into wine]

No #1s. OP hasn't posted in here since page 1. The rest if history.

[ExistenceNow]

^ he came back for a bit mid-way through.

[jray1823]

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

^ he came back for a bit mid-way through.

He half-assed it though.. didn't even backread

[water into wine]

Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

^ he came back for a bit mid-way through.

I was probably too focused on the wild tangent this thread went on instead of actually seeing what he had to say

[Mateo2k]

Originally Posted by water into wine

I was probably too focused on the wild tangent this thread went on instead of actually seeing what he had to say

Didn't say much. Just said his wife only makes out with other people, so it's all good.