Originally Posted by UTTAD83
KT dropping troof bombs up in here.
I was talking to a friend a couple weeks ago, who is going through a divorce, and he said "I should have known she didn't want to get married when I had to ask her four times, and she finally said yes on the fifth".
Most friends would just give good advice. This is how it went.
Me: Five times?
Me: That's bullshit.
Friend: I know.
Me: No, I mean YOU, you're bullshit.
Me: You heard me, you big fucking full of shit idiot. If you ask a woman to marry you and she flat-out says no, and you want to get married, then you move the fuck on. What part of that situation did you not see was going to end up badly? You want us all to feel SOOOOO bad for you that she cheated on you and how it's bullshit, when the bullshit lies with YOU. YOU chose to practically force something on her that she told you FOUR times she didn't want to do. Now, she's done something to end it and you're all shocked about it. You, sir, are bullshit.
Boom. Roasted by bombs of truth.