Re: The NHL Thread (Penns are garage league champs)
Lady and Gentlemen, welcome to the 2016-17 Ants NHL Thread Awards Show.
Please join me in thanking our dear Barbogast, who reached out to me a couple months ago, offering his services. He ended up doing the bulk of the work, and I'm very grateful for his generosity. Doing these silly awards every year is one of my favorite things, but it's always refreshing to get a new perspective, especially one as creative as his. Thanks Barbs!!!
And now, on to the awards!
*Vezina - hailtopitt. The anchor of his team’s fanbase, hailtopitt is always there when his team needs him.
*Adams - ~Crashintome89~. In a group filled with Flyers fans, Crash’s leadership and guidance does not go unnoticed.
*Calder - TheLastPig. This was our first full year with TLP, and it was a productive one and certainly deserving of the Calder.
*Selke - lockman21. Lockman’s keen ability to produce high level posts that both go on the attack while successfully defend his point wraps up this year’s Selke.
*Byng - swordo84. Such a delightful poster, and finally got to see his team have some success this year.
*Richard - TMoore4075. No matter what, Tim will always have the highest shooting percentage out of any of us. The guy leads the post count by almost 2,000!
*Norris - unccrombie. This guy defends the Rangers better than Brian Leetch ever did.
*Conn Smythe - bradshaw06. We didn’t see bradshaw too much throughout the year, but he came on strong for the playoffs and has been a big part of his team’s run.
*Hart - dmbetc. Our captain, the heart and soul of our thread, Sarah is the MVP.
*Lappy Award for best chirps (is this your 4th consecutive??) - JRS1386
*Henrik Lundqvist award for being overly dramatic but always dedicated – aeroshady
*Damien Cox award for most interesting hockey columns - Roose13
*Jaromir Jagr award for being old, but still cool - salrx95
*Doug Glatt award for best enforcer – Lcsulla
*Ted Leonsis award for most banners - Brohan_Santana
*Mario Lemeuix award for excellence combined with poise – Dramageek
*Phil Kessel award for general awesomeness – jrkarger
*Jordan Eberle award for going missing for long stretches, but always returning with a bang – MrMikeD
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- Matty
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Originally Posted by JRS1386
Anyone that disagrees with Matty is wrong and should go fuck themselves.
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