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Old 01-21-2009, 07:59 PM   #1
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Swamp ass aka monkey butt

Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell.

God, I hate this. When its a hot day and you're walking around for a long time. It's really irritating.

Do girls get monkey butt?
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  • Old 01-21-2009, 08:01 PM   #2
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    Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell.

    God, I hate this. When its a hot day and you're walking around for a long time. It's really irritating.

    Do girls get monkey butt?
    I love ants so much.
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:23 PM   #3
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    Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell.

    God, I hate this. When its a hot day and you're walking around for a long time. It's really irritating.

    Do girls get monkey butt?
    It is terrible to get.

    But, I do not want to hear about girl's getting swamp ass.
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:25 PM   #4
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    Yea its called Jungle Rott....
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:27 PM   #5
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    It's January man, is it that hot in LA?
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:33 PM   #6
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    hahahahaha greatest thread ever
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:34 PM   #7
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    as scary as this is...we already have a swamp ass thread don't we?

    Or did it get locked?
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:34 PM   #8
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    Re: Swamp ass aka monkey butt

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    It is terrible to get.

    But, I do not want to hear about girl's getting swamp ass.
    Only about Katie.
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:34 PM   #9
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    hahaha

    wow...can you imagine searching for that haha

    and it comes up
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:35 PM   #10
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    It's January man, is it that hot in LA?
    85 degrees yesterday!!
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:39 PM   #11
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    holy shit.. time to upstart my career as a wannabe actor
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:40 PM   #12
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    as scary as this is...we already have a swamp ass thread don't we?

    Or did it get locked?
    You sir, are correct. One of my greatest moments...I dont believe it locked either..
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    because they are clearly better.......? How's that for a reason? They also played IN New York, on a cold windy night. You put Elisha in a no-elements warm climate and he's fucked. No way in high holy fuck is New England going to lose the Super Bowl. It's not going to happen.
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    Old 01-21-2009, 08:58 PM   #13
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    yeah...the other thread is fantastic...
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    Old 01-21-2009, 09:05 PM   #14
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    Two threads on Swamp Ass. Its almost like its not the 1st day of the 1st Black man ever to be in the White House
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    Old 01-21-2009, 09:16 PM   #15
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    yeah I worked at a warehouse a couple weeks ago and this was a real problem, its like negative degrees outside but the inside of that warehouse just must have had the right ingredients for a swampass disaster every day
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    Old 01-21-2009, 11:39 PM   #16
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    i need a manpon
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    Old 01-22-2009, 03:06 AM   #17
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    Swamp ass is terrible. It's a problem for most servers who work doubles or 12 hour shifts. Chaffage like a mofo!
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    Old 01-22-2009, 03:14 AM   #18
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    Re: Swamp ass aka monkey butt

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    It's January man, is it that hot in LA?
    all i know is it was 80 in Phoenix today and i got to wear my shorts and t-shirt with flip flops when i actually needed to.

    on a side note, Philip Rivers loves Flip Flop weather.
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    Old 01-22-2009, 03:25 AM   #19
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    It's January man, is it that hot in LA?
    Where I live in the western suburbs of Sydney, it's consistently hovered around 100 for the past 4 days and will be like that until the end of the week. I hate it, and it does indeed provide optimum conditions for disaster. I have this cream that I put on before work sometimes and it usually does a good job at keeping disasters at bay.
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    Old 01-22-2009, 03:48 AM   #20
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    i need a manpon
    man show?

    but seriously. that is the worst feeling. I caught a bad case today. the ac cobtroller was broke and my building hit like 85-90 inside..it was f'ing awful.
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    Two threads on Swamp Ass. Its almost like its not the 1st day of the 1st Black man ever to be in the White House
    It is wholly inappropriate to mention the White House with a thread title about monkeys.
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    Old 02-26-2009, 04:14 PM   #22
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    Gold Bond extra strength medicated powder.... FTMFW! It feels like a bunch of teenage girls, chewing extra minty gum, are blowing softly on your "swamp" all at once.
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    Old 02-26-2009, 05:56 PM   #23
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    Gold Bond extra strength medicated powder.... FTMFW! It feels like a bunch of teenage girls, chewing extra minty gum, are blowing softly on your "swamp" all at once.
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    Gold Bond extra strength medicated powder.... FTMFW! It feels like a bunch of teenage girls, chewing extra minty gum, are blowing softly on your "swamp" all at once.
    I lived on this stuff at bonnaroo.
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    Old 02-26-2009, 08:01 PM   #25
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    Gold Bond my friend. GOLD BOND!

    i was known to let my co-workers know when i was taking a "gold bond" (break) back when i was waiting tables (someone's gotta cover your section, right?). i wasn't shy about it. in fact, i kept a jug in the cabinet next to the salt and pepper shakers and ketchup bottles!

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    Gold Bond extra strength medicated powder.... FTMFW! It feels like a bunch of teenage girls, chewing extra minty gum, are blowing softly on your "swamp" all at once.
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