Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water...

ExistenceNow · 10-21-2009, 07:00 AM

makes you a fucking classless douchebag.

Now you might say, "but I just want to stick it to the big business hotel, the mini-bar is way overpriced".

To which I'd respond, "Hey, classless douchebag, you're not sticking it to the hotel, you're sticking it to the next guest who will end up having to pay for your douchebaggery once the chambermaid actually notices your witty switch."

Either don't consume anything from the mini-bar or if you do, fucking pay for it.

This PSA was brought to you by the guy currently having to dispute charges on his bill for 3 bottles of vodka and 2 bottles of white wine that he didn't drink, but were found filled with water in the mini-bar he never opened.

whygohome? · 10-21-2009, 07:04 AM

sometimes things suck

ExistenceNow · 10-21-2009, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by whygohome?

sometimes things suck

Indeed. Not a huge deal, but spending $60 on booze you didn't get to drink sucks. It's like buying drinks all night for a girl who ends up NOT banging you.

som3d3vil34 · 10-21-2009, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

Indeed. Not a huge deal, but spending $60 on booze you didn't get to drink sucks. It's like buying drinks all night for a girl who ends up NOT banging you.

And the girl is also a classless douchebag, amirite tho?

JRod1229 · 10-21-2009, 09:12 AM

To get around this at the hotel I used to work at we would make the guest sign out the mini bar key... would limit situations greatly.

ProudestAnt · 10-21-2009, 09:14 AM

I've had this happen to me, which is why I always check the minibar first when I check into a hotel. Had it happen a couple more times and I brought it to the attention of the staff within 10 minutes of checking in and they waved the fees for me and charged the guy before me...

gocubsgo3822 · 10-21-2009, 09:21 AM

this problem would have been solved withing five minutes of me checking in

Beefsteak1138 · 10-21-2009, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ProudestAnt

I've had this happen to me, which is why I always check the minibar first when I check into a hotel. Had it happen a couple more times and I brought it to the attention of the staff within 10 minutes of checking in and they waved the fees for me and charged the guy before me...

Note to self, empty the mini-bottles into a flask after first entering a hotel room. Then, immediately call claiming the dude before you filled them up with water.

ProudestAnt · 10-21-2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Beefsteak1138

Note to self, empty the mini-bottles into a flask after first entering a hotel room. Then, immediately call claiming they dude before you filled them up with water.

I have no doubt in my mind it would work. Unless they are extremely thorough about checking the minibars...

Emanu · 10-21-2009, 10:06 AM

I know what you mean, that sux.
but nowdays in "modern" hotels, they have mini-bars that are automatic that when a bottle or item is removed, it is automaticly charged to the room, and not to the next guy.

breckbrew · 10-21-2009, 10:39 AM

Probably someone from Jersey.

RJP2741 · 10-21-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by breckbrew

Probably someone from Jersey.

That's who I blame.

AJF_41 · 10-21-2009, 10:54 AM

fucking jersey..

dmbnut21 · 10-21-2009, 11:22 AM

Damn man that sucks. You should have asked if it looked like you had drank that much last night?

cward · 10-21-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

Indeed. Not a huge deal, but spending $60 on booze you didn't get to drink sucks. It's like buying drinks all night for a girl who ends up NOT banging you.

Does she blow you though?

dmbgodagirl41 · 10-21-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ExistenceNow

Indeed. Not a huge deal, but spending $60 on booze you didn't get to drink sucks. It's like buying drinks all night for a girl who ends up NOT banging you.

Eh, Based on the high amount of bitching you do, I'd imagine you'd be used to something like this. Chicks generally don't like a guy who has a truckload of sand in his vagina.

justink · 10-21-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

Eh, Based on the high amount of bitching you do, I'd imagine you'd be used to something like this. Chicks generally don't like a guy who has a truckload of sand in his vagina.

Is that a general quivalent to what you go through when guys get you naked in the dark and poke you in the nutsack for the first 30 seconds?

thezeemaneffect · 10-21-2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by som3d3vil34

And the girl is also a classless douchebag, amirite tho?

She would be a bro-hater/slutbag

bothedmbfan · 10-21-2009, 12:11 PM

Sweetberry Wine!

NextMovement41 · 10-21-2009, 12:20 PM

People suck.

dmbgodagirl41 · 10-21-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by justink

Is that a general quivalent to what you go through when guys get you naked in the dark and poke you in the nutsack for the first 30 seconds?

Pretty much. Glad you feel my pain.

Chompas · 10-21-2009, 01:06 PM

Can't you make them check the mini bar BEFORE you check in?

wampa3 · 10-21-2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Chompas

Can't you make them check the mini bar BEFORE you check in?

No, that would be too logical

justink · 10-21-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Chompas

Can't you make them check the mini bar BEFORE you check in?

Yeah. And check for clean sheets, soap, toilet paper, shit in the toilet, fresh towels... But then again, I'd use those things rather than a minibar (never) and have a reasonable expectation for people to do THIER fucking jobs rather than have me do it AFTER they checked me in and gave me a room key. Especially when I'm on vacation...

But you may be different than I.

**Kevaroo** · 10-21-2009, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

Eh, Based on the high amount of bitching you do, I'd imagine you'd be used to something like this. Chicks generally don't like a guy who has a truckload of sand in his vagina.

Quote:

Originally Posted by justink

Is that a general quivalent to what you go through when guys get you naked in the dark and poke you in the nutsack for the first 30 seconds?

I think I just pissed my pants

Chompas · 10-21-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by justink

Yeah. And check for clean sheets, soap, toilet paper, shit in the toilet, fresh towels... But then again, I'd use those things rather than a minibar (never) and have a reasonable expectation for people to do THIER fucking jobs rather than have me do it AFTER they checked me in and gave me a room key. Especially when I'm on vacation...

But you may be different than I.

No, I'm just like you. But I'm tired of going to the reception to ask for the missing stuff (a lot of times in a two people room I ony found one set of towels and one set of shampoo). They apologize but it's really annoying.

**Kevaroo** · 10-21-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevaroo

I think I just pissed my pants

and then filled up my left over liquor bottles with my pee.

Emanu · 10-21-2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevaroo

and then filled up my left over liquor bottles with my pee.

and fill the chocolate bars with your poo?

**Kevaroo** · 10-21-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Emanu

and fill the chocolate bars with your poo?

genius!

wampa3 · 10-21-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Emanu

and fill the chocolate bars with your poo?

Hey honey, you gotta try this chocolate they have in the minibar. I think its almond!

10-21-2009, 07:00 AM	#1
ExistenceNow Texas! Fight! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 15,683	Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... makes you a fucking classless douchebag. Now you might say, "but I just want to stick it to the big business hotel, the mini-bar is way overpriced". To which I'd respond, "Hey, classless douchebag, you're not sticking it to the hotel, you're sticking it to the next guest who will end up having to pay for your douchebaggery once the chambermaid actually notices your witty switch." Either don't consume anything from the mini-bar or if you do, fucking pay for it. This PSA was brought to you by the guy currently having to dispute charges on his bill for 3 bottles of vodka and 2 bottles of white wine that he didn't drink, but were found filled with water in the mini-bar he never opened. __________________ -Matthew

10-21-2009, 07:04 AM	#2
whygohome? dividedskywindblowshigh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Richmond, KY Posts: 6,551	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... sometimes things suck __________________ this love, this light between you and i is older than that burning ball of fire up in the sky and the gale that fills our sails

10-21-2009, 09:12 AM	#5
JRod1229 Gus Gus... Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Georgia Posts: 4,126	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... To get around this at the hotel I used to work at we would make the guest sign out the mini bar key... would limit situations greatly. __________________ -Jarred Upcoming shows.. Drive-By Truckers (3.12).. Wilco (3.20).. Spoon (3.26).. Vampire Weekend (4.08).. My Morning Jacket (4.23)

10-21-2009, 09:14 AM	#6
ProudestAnt Now He's OUR Retard... Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hell, NY Posts: 17,053	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... I've had this happen to me, which is why I always check the minibar first when I check into a hotel. Had it happen a couple more times and I brought it to the attention of the staff within 10 minutes of checking in and they waved the fees for me and charged the guy before me...

10-21-2009, 09:21 AM	#7
gocubsgo3822 Cubs Season Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Husseins backyard Posts: 9,793	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... this problem would have been solved withing five minutes of me checking in

10-21-2009, 10:06 AM	#10
Emanu Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Depends, already lived in 7 countries, 3 continents & visited 80 countries. Posts: 722	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... I know what you mean, that sux. but nowdays in "modern" hotels, they have mini-bars that are automatic that when a bottle or item is removed, it is automaticly charged to the room, and not to the next guy. __________________ DMB in Paris 01.07.2009 D & T in Paris 06.03.2007 My Girlfriend.

10-21-2009, 10:39 AM	#11
breckbrew Eagles love beer too. Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 1,361	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... Probably someone from Jersey.

10-21-2009, 10:54 AM	#13
AJF_41 Karl Hungus. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 8,886	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... fucking jersey.. __________________ -Adam- Every day things change, but basically they stay the same... -DJM Be wary of those who believe in a neat little world, because it's just fucking crazy... -DJM

10-21-2009, 11:22 AM	#14
dmbnut21 DUUUURRR! Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,644	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... Damn man that sucks. You should have asked if it looked like you had drank that much last night?

10-21-2009, 12:20 PM	#20
NextMovement41 Calvin the Bold Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Irondequoit, NY / Fredonia, NY Posts: 6,852	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... People suck. __________________ No alarms and no surprises please. -Conor

10-21-2009, 01:06 PM	#22
Chompas With No Candy :( Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 349	Re: Filling empty mini-bar bottles with water... Can't you make them check the mini bar BEFORE you check in? __________________ ~ Emiliano ~ last.fm

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