Gotta Love Those Who Edit Wikipedia

burnobus7337 · 11-03-2009, 06:15 PM

Was trying to figure out an old Shel Silverstein book I read when I was little and came across the synopsis of this "The Giving Tree." Pretty accurate if you ask me.

The Giving Tree is a tale about a relationship between a young boy and a tree in a forest. The tree gives him all sorts of crap that the kid wants but the boy just cuts him down. The stupid tree didn't notice it because he was too busy masturbating at the boy while the boy cut off the tree's penis and turned it into a boat for some reason... i don't see why though he could have just went to "Costco" and bought a boat there... but who cares he is a retard. The tree didn't know it but the boy was reading some playboy magazines and left it behind the tree to hide so his mom doesn't find out, that's the only reason he went to visit the tree.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giving_Tree

hmich176 · 11-03-2009, 06:17 PM

Seems to have already been fixed, but it's a fun edit.

Socks · 11-03-2009, 06:39 PM

I remember one that said Cass Elliot "died of ham sandwhich"

CaffeineQueen · 11-03-2009, 06:53 PM

that's so sad.

icanfeeltherain · 11-03-2009, 06:55 PM

the random article button is what gets me through my days at work

evjens · 11-03-2009, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

I remember one that said Cass Elliot "died of ham sandwhich"

technically true...

11-03-2009, 06:15 PM	#1
burnobus7337 That's a Paddlin' Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 724	Gotta Love Those Who Edit Wikipedia Was trying to figure out an old Shel Silverstein book I read when I was little and came across the synopsis of this "The Giving Tree." Pretty accurate if you ask me. The Giving Tree is a tale about a relationship between a young boy and a tree in a forest. The tree gives him all sorts of crap that the kid wants but the boy just cuts him down. The stupid tree didn't notice it because he was too busy masturbating at the boy while the boy cut off the tree's penis and turned it into a boat for some reason... i don't see why though he could have just went to "Costco" and bought a boat there... but who cares he is a retard. The tree didn't know it but the boy was reading some playboy magazines and left it behind the tree to hide so his mom doesn't find out, that's the only reason he went to visit the tree. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giving_Tree __________________ Brendan

11-03-2009, 06:39 PM	#3
Socks Nifty Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,134	Re: Gotta Love Those Who Edit Wikipedia I remember one that said Cass Elliot "died of ham sandwhich" __________________ The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! last.fm

11-03-2009, 06:53 PM	#4
CaffeineQueen Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Highland Mills, NY Posts: 10,785	Re: Gotta Love Those Who Edit Wikipedia that's so sad. __________________ Hi, I'm Jess! 2010 Shows: SPAC, Bethel, Scranton, Camden N2?, Citi Field N2? Look, here are we on this starry night staring into space and I must say, I feel as small as dust lying down here.

11-03-2009, 06:55 PM	#5
icanfeeltherain Southeast Jerome Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fairfax, VA Posts: 1,753	Re: Gotta Love Those Who Edit Wikipedia the random article button is what gets me through my days at work

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