Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow???

Head In Hands · 11-04-2009, 07:01 PM

Bought a bag of starbursts for halloween.....there are 2 in a package but you can't see the color of the candies inside before you open it.

THEY'RE ALL YELLOW.

The ones you buy at the gas station have an even number of each color...so that means that NORMALLY they make an even number of each color.

So why the hell do they pack their halloween packages with yellows???

NO ONE likes the yellows....and I can't imagine it's cheaper to make the yellows..

They should stuff em with reds!

k270 · 11-04-2009, 07:11 PM

It means you won the prize.

Head In Hands · 11-04-2009, 07:15 PM

Can I return the prize??

slyguy12 · 11-04-2009, 07:19 PM

I like the yellows. The oranges can meld together, be infused with a bunch of enzymes and shit, go through rapid evolution, and then suck my dick.

Everyone knows the pink ones are the holy grail of the starburst universe, though. Sorry for your lack of reds.

treytreyw222 · 11-04-2009, 07:20 PM

pink is the best not red

DoDaFoo · 11-04-2009, 07:20 PM

Yellows are my favorite.

Head In Hands · 11-04-2009, 07:21 PM

Well honestly I'd take anything other than the yellows. I'm getting either double yellows or yellow/pinks....and pink is my 2nd least favorite.

Head In Hands · 11-04-2009, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoDaFoo

Yellows are my favorite.

Quote:

Originally Posted by slyguy12

I like the yellows. The oranges can meld together, be infused with a bunch of enzymes and shit, go through rapid evolution, and then suck my dick.

Everyone knows the pink ones are the holy grail of the starburst universe, though. Sorry for your lack of reds.

Yeeeeeeeah NOW the freaks come out of the woodwork

Chompas · 11-04-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Head In Hands

Bought a bag of starbursts for halloween.....there are 2 in a package but you can't see the color of the candies inside before you open it.

THEY'RE ALL YELLOW.

The ones you buy at the gas station have an even number of each color...so that means that NORMALLY they make an even number of each color.

So why the hell do they pack their halloween packages with yellows???

NO ONE likes the yellows....and I can't imagine it's cheaper to make the yellows..

They should stuff em with reds!

Trick

bluesbrother41 · 11-04-2009, 07:28 PM

trap?

brendangen412 · 11-04-2009, 07:29 PM

Pink>Yellow>Red=Orange

Head In Hands · 11-04-2009, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluesbrother41

trap?

tarp, actually.

Ashley J · 11-04-2009, 07:33 PM

I'm sending you all my reds - I can't stand them! I always give my reds away. I feel like all I'm seeing are double reds! As mentioned in a post above, Pink really are the best.

Bafugama · 11-04-2009, 07:36 PM

It's all a ploy to get you to buy more starburst. People hate the yellows, but they like yellow starburst more than no starburst at all... So the starburst people reel you in with their shitty yellow ones, and then you can't help but go out and pay the premium for the 12 starburst packs filled with red. The little 2 packs they dole out for halloween are the gateways... They're the 'free' sample that drug dealers give away in order to get new clients. Once people get a little taste of the yellow, they have to get their red fix, thus, starburst will one day rule the country.

Head In Hands · 11-04-2009, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bafugama

It's all a ploy to get you to buy more starburst. People hate the yellows, but they like yellow starburst more than no starburst at all... So the starburst people reel you in with their shitty yellow ones, and then you can't help but go out and pay the premium for the 12 starburst packs filled with red. The little 2 packs they dole out for halloween are the gateways... They're the 'free' sample that drug dealers give away in order to get new clients. Once people get a little taste of the yellow, they have to get their red fix, thus, starburst will one day rule the country.

this makes sense.

Bafugama · 11-04-2009, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Head In Hands

this makes sense.

And the whole starburst thing is a coverup for who's really in charge... The Gay Nazi Mafia.

Chompas · 11-04-2009, 07:43 PM

And the Postal Service

thebestauntie · 11-04-2009, 07:43 PM

Now I really want some Starburst. Damn you V!!! :shakesfist

Head In Hands · 11-04-2009, 07:45 PM

I have lots of yellows if you're interested

neumdogg · 11-04-2009, 07:45 PM

Reds suck. Yellows and pink are the winners.

thebestauntie · 11-04-2009, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Head In Hands

I have lots of yellows if you're interested

Will you send them to me please?

hoke2007 · 11-04-2009, 07:47 PM

Orange is my favorite...

Speilmen230 · 11-04-2009, 07:48 PM

Yellow are the absolute shit! send me all the yellow you got!

Bafugama · 11-04-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoke2007

Orange is my favorite...

You should be killed.

Head In Hands · 11-04-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speilmen230

Yellow are the absolute shit! send me all the yellow you got!

I've been using them for target practice throwing them at the trash can.

buzz05232000 · 11-04-2009, 07:57 PM

red is the worst

Ashley J · 11-04-2009, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzz05232000

red is the worst

Thank you.

hoke2007 · 11-04-2009, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bafugama

You should be killed.

Yeah, probably.

antsman41 · 11-04-2009, 08:38 PM

real question is... do you leave the gas station price-sticker on your starbursts bags?

Head In Hands · 11-04-2009, 08:53 PM

no, i don't think that's the real question.

11-04-2009, 07:01 PM	#1
Head In Hands Giver of Tingles Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,655	Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? Bought a bag of starbursts for halloween.....there are 2 in a package but you can't see the color of the candies inside before you open it. THEY'RE ALL YELLOW. The ones you buy at the gas station have an even number of each color...so that means that NORMALLY they make an even number of each color. So why the hell do they pack their halloween packages with yellows??? NO ONE likes the yellows....and I can't imagine it's cheaper to make the yellows.. They should stuff em with reds! __________________ ~Veronica~ 8.18.02 <3 I am not afraid, I was born to do this.

11-04-2009, 07:11 PM	#2
k270 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: San Mateo, CA. Posts: 1,439	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? It means you won the prize.

11-04-2009, 07:15 PM	#3
Head In Hands Giver of Tingles Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,655	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? Can I return the prize?? __________________ ~Veronica~ 8.18.02 <3 I am not afraid, I was born to do this.

11-04-2009, 07:19 PM	#4
slyguy12 Shake up your bones Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Conway, AR Posts: 596	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? I like the yellows. The oranges can meld together, be infused with a bunch of enzymes and shit, go through rapid evolution, and then suck my dick. Everyone knows the pink ones are the holy grail of the starburst universe, though. Sorry for your lack of reds.

11-04-2009, 07:20 PM	#6
DoDaFoo GORGE!!!! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On the Island!!!! Posts: 2,399	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? Yellows are my favorite. __________________ Toupstown Commissioner of Power Hour DRINK TOO MUCH!

11-04-2009, 07:21 PM	#7
Head In Hands Giver of Tingles Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,655	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? Well honestly I'd take anything other than the yellows. I'm getting either double yellows or yellow/pinks....and pink is my 2nd least favorite. __________________ ~Veronica~ 8.18.02 <3 I am not afraid, I was born to do this.

11-04-2009, 07:29 PM	#11
brendangen412 Plumbing Joe Join Date: May 2004 Location: Providence Posts: 8,620	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? Pink>Yellow>Red=Orange __________________ Do Me for Fenton http://rateyourmusic.com/~brendangen Giants 5-1 Sweeping the Ghettos of DMBc

11-04-2009, 07:33 PM	#13
Ashley J Rhythm Nation Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Twin Cities Posts: 5,432	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? I'm sending you all my reds - I can't stand them! I always give my reds away. I feel like all I'm seeing are double reds! As mentioned in a post above, Pink really are the best.

11-04-2009, 07:43 PM	#17
Chompas Customs love my candy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 699	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? And the Postal Service __________________ ~Emiliano last.fm \| My Blog

11-04-2009, 07:45 PM	#19
Head In Hands Giver of Tingles Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,655	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? I have lots of yellows if you're interested __________________ ~Veronica~ 8.18.02 <3 I am not afraid, I was born to do this.

11-04-2009, 07:45 PM	#20
neumdogg Deee-lightful! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 12,782	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? Reds suck. Yellows and pink are the winners. __________________ SEASON PASSES: Simpsons, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Curb, Entourage, South Park, Rescue Me, Office, Friday Night Lights, Breaking Bad, Gossip Girl, Glee, Community, 30 Rock, Top Chef, Californication, Real World/Road Rules Challange, Celebrity Rehab, Rubicon, Real World, Apprentice, Warren the Ape, Jersey Shore

11-04-2009, 07:47 PM	#22
hoke2007 #16- I'm with Coco Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Clarkston, MI Posts: 13,543	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? Orange is my favorite... __________________ -Matt Shows attended:12.3.05, 6.6.06, 7.8.07, 8.23.07,6.6.08, 6.9.08, 8.9.08, 8.10.08, 7.18.09,7.19.09, 7.28.09, 7.29.09, 6.23.10, 7.3.10, 7.4.10 Rest in Peace Leroi. We'll miss you.

11-04-2009, 07:57 PM	#26
buzz05232000 Noam=Greatness Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 25,302	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? red is the worst __________________ Hell is all that you know, cause you've been hurt and you've walked on coals And you crush under every command, hell on Earth is what life's always been http://www.last.fm/user/buzz05232000

11-04-2009, 08:38 PM	#29
antsman41 I dangle... Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Center Ice at The Xcel Energy Center; but seriously... Minneapolis, MN Posts: 6,199	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? real question is... do you leave the gas station price-sticker on your starbursts bags?

11-04-2009, 08:53 PM	#30
Head In Hands Giver of Tingles Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 13,655	Re: Everyone likes red....so why the hell are there so many yellow??? no, i don't think that's the real question. __________________ ~Veronica~ 8.18.02 <3 I am not afraid, I was born to do this.

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