A misuse of lyrics (storytelling)

jasonfilatov · 11-09-2009, 04:57 PM

Hopefully you all enjoy this story and have some of your own to tell.

So I went on a mission trip to Peru over break with a bunch of high school kids and college kids. I was one of the oldest on the trip, a college student, and there were a bunch of younger high school girls on the trip. As I expected one of my college friends decided to hit on a high school girl. We wanted to talk about it amongst ourselves, but we didn't want to be very blatant so I created a codeword..."Cornbread". Whenever we saw the 21 year old and 16 year old together we proceeded to use "Cornbread" to point out the situation. Examples: There is a lot of cornbread going on over there. I think she wants some cornbread.

However, most of the people on the trip were non-dave fans and really didn't understand the use of Cornbread. I used it to describe the situation of young love, but those around me created their own definitions for the word. As the week progressed, one of these high school girls, an absolute fox, started hitting on me. I was 19 at the time and she was 16 (3 and a half year difference) so of course I had no intention of going forward with anything, so I tried to pretend there was nothing going on.

The end of the week came and we were at a fountain garden the last night. I was with a bunch of my good college friends and we were having a great time, but then the use of our codeword came up again. The 16 year old who had been trying to start something up the whole week came up to me and looked me in the eyes (imagine the most confident and intimidating 16 year old girl imaginable). She looked at me and said, "I want some Cornbread". In shock I replied, "that means a lot of things these days." She looked and smiled, tapped me on the chest, and said, "You know what I mean." She then giggled and walked away.

I turned around and said to my friend Fitz, "I gotta keep this girl away from my Cornbread."

As expected, this girl's nickname is now forever...Cornbread.

zajDmB1 · 11-09-2009, 05:55 PM

you were in peru. why would you keep a proclaimed fox away from your cornbread.

Man fail. lulz.

DMBcubs3641 · 11-09-2009, 05:57 PM

you shoulda done it. it's peru

Socks · 11-09-2009, 06:03 PM

I would have done it

mYeAgZ55 · 11-09-2009, 06:15 PM

yea dude. man fail.

smokew11 · 11-09-2009, 06:19 PM

you might die failing

laststop_40 · 11-09-2009, 06:22 PM

Pussy.

laststop_40 · 11-09-2009, 06:23 PM

Shoulda fucked her right there in that garden. In front of everyone

Prime Minister · 11-09-2009, 06:30 PM

What the fuck is up with 16 year old girls that look 25?

Piss poor parenting, thats what.

Edit: op = man fail

ctk11 · 11-09-2009, 06:31 PM

thats a no doubter bud, I'm disappointed in your lack of judgement in this particular situation

EDIT: OP=MASSIVE MAN FAIL

JRS1386 · 11-09-2009, 06:31 PM

3 years is nothing. Use logic first. If you were 40 would you feel bad fucking a 37 year old?

canes101190 · 11-09-2009, 06:32 PM

Jesus man.....hit it and quit it. It's Peru!

EDIT: Infinite Man Fail.

Prime Minister · 11-09-2009, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JRS1386

3 years is nothing. Use logic first. If you were 40 would you feel bad fucking a 37 year old?

Tell that to the poor bastard who has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life because he used this dumb ass logic.

Plenty of hot ass 18 year olds out there.

laststop_40 · 11-09-2009, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

Tell that to the poor bastard who has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life because he used this dumb ass logic.

Plenty of hot ass 18 year olds out there.

Peru is anything goes.

laststop_40 · 11-09-2009, 06:35 PM

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

JRS1386 · 11-09-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

Tell that to the poor bastard who has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life because he used this dumb ass logic.

Plenty of hot ass 18 year olds out there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by laststop_40

Peru is anything goes.

Exactly, its Peru

ctk11 · 11-09-2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laststop_40

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

if not play in the mud....?

laststop_40 · 11-09-2009, 06:38 PM

If she's old enough to count, she's old enough to bang!!!

ctk11 · 11-09-2009, 06:39 PM

old enough to pee, old enough for me!

laststop_40 · 11-09-2009, 06:43 PM

Damn you must feel like an idiot now. (She didn't know you were gay?)

Prime Minister · 11-09-2009, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laststop_40

If she's old enough to count, she's old enough to bang!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ctk11

old enough to pee, old enough for me!

How old are you guys? Just curious.

laststop_40 · 11-09-2009, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

How old are you guys? Just curious.

15.

ctk11 · 11-09-2009, 06:52 PM

i am 20

laststop_40 · 11-09-2009, 06:53 PM

Yeah ctk i was hoping you were also under 30.

Prime Minister · 11-09-2009, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laststop_40

15.

You have three years to get all the 16 year old poon you can get.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ctk11

i am 20

You need to be careful.

I know a guy who pissed off the mother of his 16 year old girlfriend. (years ago)

Now no matter where he moves he has to register as a sex offender. He told me he gets hate mail from neighbors, car gets keyed, even death threats.

laststop_40 · 11-09-2009, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

You have three years to get all the 16 year old poon you can get.

Hell ya!

dmb4127 · 11-09-2009, 07:10 PM

wanna know how i know you're gay?

Prime Minister · 11-09-2009, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by laststop_40

Hell ya!

What the hell are you doing? Go get sum.

hegone7689 · 11-09-2009, 07:18 PM

I would've given her a Llama Punch

zajDmB1 · 11-09-2009, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt McKibben

You have three years to get all the 16 year old poon you can get.

You need to be careful.

I know a guy who pissed off the mother of his 16 year old girlfriend. (years ago)

Now no matter where he moves he has to register as a sex offender. He told me he gets hate mail from neighbors, car gets keyed, even death threats.

what about states where the age of consent is 16? He's not a pedo there.

11-09-2009, 04:57 PM	#1
jasonfilatov blessed sip of life Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New Canaan, CT Posts: 945	A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) Hopefully you all enjoy this story and have some of your own to tell. So I went on a mission trip to Peru over break with a bunch of high school kids and college kids. I was one of the oldest on the trip, a college student, and there were a bunch of younger high school girls on the trip. As I expected one of my college friends decided to hit on a high school girl. We wanted to talk about it amongst ourselves, but we didn't want to be very blatant so I created a codeword..."Cornbread". Whenever we saw the 21 year old and 16 year old together we proceeded to use "Cornbread" to point out the situation. Examples: There is a lot of cornbread going on over there. I think she wants some cornbread. However, most of the people on the trip were non-dave fans and really didn't understand the use of Cornbread. I used it to describe the situation of young love, but those around me created their own definitions for the word. As the week progressed, one of these high school girls, an absolute fox, started hitting on me. I was 19 at the time and she was 16 (3 and a half year difference) so of course I had no intention of going forward with anything, so I tried to pretend there was nothing going on. The end of the week came and we were at a fountain garden the last night. I was with a bunch of my good college friends and we were having a great time, but then the use of our codeword came up again. The 16 year old who had been trying to start something up the whole week came up to me and looked me in the eyes (imagine the most confident and intimidating 16 year old girl imaginable). She looked at me and said, "I want some Cornbread". In shock I replied, "that means a lot of things these days." She looked and smiled, tapped me on the chest, and said, "You know what I mean." She then giggled and walked away. I turned around and said to my friend Fitz, "I gotta keep this girl away from my Cornbread." As expected, this girl's nickname is now forever...Cornbread.

11-09-2009, 05:55 PM	#2
zajDmB1 Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: New York City Posts: 6,818	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) you were in peru. why would you keep a proclaimed fox away from your cornbread. Man fail. lulz.

11-09-2009, 05:57 PM	#3
DMBcubs3641 Da Bears Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: School=Dayton / Home=Chicago Posts: 5,458	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) you shoulda done it. it's peru __________________ -Brendan- http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1137531270&ref=profile <-- Friend me 2010: SPAC x2, St. Louis, Alpine x2, Wrigley x2

11-09-2009, 06:03 PM	#4
Socks Nifty Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,134	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) I would have done it __________________ The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! last.fm

11-09-2009, 06:15 PM	#5
mYeAgZ55 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 85	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) yea dude. man fail. __________________ ...if it sounds like crap i can't do anything about it.

11-09-2009, 06:22 PM	#7
laststop_40 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 494	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) Pussy.

11-09-2009, 06:23 PM	#8
laststop_40 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 494	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) Shoulda fucked her right there in that garden. In front of everyone

11-09-2009, 06:31 PM	#10
ctk11 HAPPY BIDDING! ! ! ;-) Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Home: Vero Beach, Fl. School: Conway, Arkansas Posts: 1,004	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) thats a no doubter bud, I'm disappointed in your lack of judgement in this particular situation EDIT: OP=MASSIVE MAN FAIL __________________ 2009: Las Vegas, Fenway Park in Beautiful Boston, Mass., Tampa, West Palm Beach, and Little Rock, Arkansas 2010: Alpine, Tampa, WPB and looking for others "Old friend you are, Old friend you stay"~RIP Leroi~ Last edited by ctk11; 11-09-2009 at 06:33 PM.

11-09-2009, 06:31 PM	#11
JRS1386 Join Date: May 2008 Location: Bucks County, PA Posts: 2,613	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) 3 years is nothing. Use logic first. If you were 40 would you feel bad fucking a 37 year old?

11-09-2009, 06:32 PM	#12
canes101190 BT In Your Kitchen!!!! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: West Palm Beach, FL Posts: 16,267	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) Jesus man.....hit it and quit it. It's Peru! EDIT: Infinite Man Fail. __________________ Forever dancing with the GrooGrux King.. Twitter! 2010: SPAC, Alpine, Tampa, WPB, Gorge, C'Ville Miami Hurricanes: Revenge Tour 2010. First Victim: FAMU Last edited by canes101190; 11-09-2009 at 06:35 PM. Reason: Man Fail.

11-09-2009, 06:35 PM	#15
laststop_40 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 494	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) If there's grass on the field, play ball!

11-09-2009, 06:38 PM	#18
laststop_40 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 494	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) If she's old enough to count, she's old enough to bang!!!

11-09-2009, 06:39 PM	#19
ctk11 HAPPY BIDDING! ! ! ;-) Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Home: Vero Beach, Fl. School: Conway, Arkansas Posts: 1,004	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) old enough to pee, old enough for me! __________________ 2009: Las Vegas, Fenway Park in Beautiful Boston, Mass., Tampa, West Palm Beach, and Little Rock, Arkansas 2010: Alpine, Tampa, WPB and looking for others "Old friend you are, Old friend you stay"~RIP Leroi~

11-09-2009, 06:43 PM	#20
laststop_40 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 494	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) Damn you must feel like an idiot now. (She didn't know you were gay?)

11-09-2009, 06:52 PM	#23
ctk11 HAPPY BIDDING! ! ! ;-) Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Home: Vero Beach, Fl. School: Conway, Arkansas Posts: 1,004	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) i am 20 __________________ 2009: Las Vegas, Fenway Park in Beautiful Boston, Mass., Tampa, West Palm Beach, and Little Rock, Arkansas 2010: Alpine, Tampa, WPB and looking for others "Old friend you are, Old friend you stay"~RIP Leroi~

11-09-2009, 06:53 PM	#24
laststop_40 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 494	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) Yeah ctk i was hoping you were also under 30.

11-09-2009, 07:10 PM	#27
dmb4127 Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 58	Re: A misuse of lyrics (storytelling) wanna know how i know you're gay?

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