What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?

[Bohrman26]

This does not include movies or videos on the internet or anything like that. If you can't think of the definitive funny thing, give one of the funniest.

[Socks]

Watching an Elementary School friend walk with his arms in his shirt and trip and fall flat on his face into the woodchips on the playground

Putting a jump rope around the same friend's feet in PE and pulling and watching him fall flat on his back

Seeing someone open a door, look away, and walk face-first into the side of the door as it started to close

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by Socks

Watching an Elementary School friend walk with his arms in his shirt and trip and fall flat on his face into the woodchips on the playground

Putting a jump rope around the same friend's feet in PE and pulling and watching him fall flat on his back

Seeing someone open a door, look away, and walk face-first into the side of the door as it started to close

Awesome. Similarly, I've always wanted to watch someone fall down a flight of stairs with their hands stuck in their pockets.

[buzz05232000]

Originally Posted by Socks

Watching an Elementary School friend walk with his arms in his shirt and trip and fall flat on his face into the woodchips on the playground

I saw this in secondary school, hilarious


Edit: But it was a sidewalk and he tried to get up without taking his hands out of his pockets

[YankeesDMB41]

George Carlins - It's Bad For Ya... is something i just watched for the first time in a while and laughed really hard at all times

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by YankeesDMB41

George Carlins - It's Bad For Ya... is something i just watched for the first time in a while and laughed really hard at all times

Reading fail

[YankeesDMB41]

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

Reading fail

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

This does not include movies or videos on the internet or anything like that. If you can't think of the definitive funny thing, give one of the funniest.

ya got me, didnt see that, but it's up there for me

[MDrums54]

i was walking to class the other day, and a car stopped about 5 feet away from the curb. noone got out for a good minute or two, so some guy flew by on his bike and tried going inbetween the car and the curb.

...needless to say, someone finally opened the back door, and the guy drove right into the door, flipping over it, break the door, and smashing his bike.

it was fucking hilarious

[Tiduwho]

Too many to have just one.

[Bohrman26]

Originally Posted by Tiduwho

Too many to have just one.

That's ok cause...

Originally Posted by Bohrman26

This does not include movies or videos on the internet or anything like that. If you can't think of the definitive funny thing, give one of the funniest.

[bluesbrother41]

Originally Posted by MDrums54

i was walking to class the other day, and a car stopped about 5 feet away from the curb. noone got out for a good minute or two, so some guy flew by on his bike and tried going inbetween the car and the curb.

...needless to say, someone finally opened the back door, and the guy drove right into the door, flipping over it, break the door, and smashing his bike.

it was fucking hilarious

i laughed out loud reading that, i cant imagine actually seeing it

[NextMovement41]

A kid on his bike hit my car as I was waiting at an intersection. He tried to blame me. I was crying. (From laughter)

[mcwyffe]

at a party the only bathroom was upstairs. some dumb broad tripped over her feet at the top and slid down face first. she got up and had rug burn all over her nose and forehead.

then i had sex with her later.

that last part isnt true.

[Socks]

also any time someone sneezes and it causes them to simultaneously fart loudly

[trautwein.m]

in an intramural college soccer game, my buddy was fouled and was given a free kick. the kid who fouled him was being a douche and didn't back up 10 yards as he should have, and my friend just lined up and railed him in the nuts (even though it was covering himself, it still hurt) causing him to double over, and the ball rebounded back to my friend. my friend killed the ball again of the ricochet and it hit the dude right in the face causing him to fall.

i laughed out loud at the top of my lungs and fell over in laughter. it was the funniest thing i could ever imagine. the kid had no time to react and got a shot to the nuts and the face in like less than a second. if this thing was on youtube it would have a million hits.

[mcwyffe]

Originally Posted by trautwein.m

in an intramural college soccer game, my buddy was fouled and was given a free kick. the kid who fouled him was being a douche and didn't back up 10 yards as he should have, and my friend just lined up and railed him in the nuts (even though it was covering himself, it still hurt) causing him to double over, and the ball rebounded back to my friend. my friend killed the ball again of the ricochet and it hit the dude right in the face causing him to fall.

i laughed out loud at the top of my lungs and fell over in laughter. it was the funniest thing i could ever imagine. the kid had no time to react and got a shot to the nuts and the face in like less than a second. if this thing was on youtube it would have a million hits.

not quite as good, but some good stuff in this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q7TN...eature=related

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

The look on my mom's face when she caught me A.C. Slatering the upstairs bathroom toilet.

[mcwyffe]

Originally Posted by SqueeBaBooSquee

The look on my mom's face when she caught me A.C. Slatering the upstairs bathroom toilet.

the look of victory?

[Aussiemetfan]

Originally Posted by Socks

also any time someone sneezes and it causes them to simultaneously fart loudly

good ol double bunger gets me every time.

also, anytime someone else gettin hit in the man business is hilarious.

[Socks]

Originally Posted by mcwyffe

not quite as good, but some good stuff in this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q7TN...eature=related

haha :54 is great

[gocubsgo3822]

My friend sneaking up on my other friend and pegging the other in the nuts hard as shit with a football and the kid falling into a beer pong table and spilling six or seven cups on him and then not being able to move for a solid ten minutes.

[coyne]

so i was visiting my friend at school last year, in his room after we went out. 3 of us were watching tv. someone knocks on the door, my friends roomate opens the door and noticeably regrets doing so. it was the fat girl from down the hall who clearly had too much to drink. "heya u guyz wheres john?". we told her we didnt know. we continued to watch tv as she drunkenly leaned up against the bunk bed post. a couple of minutes pass and she takes a step closer to get a better look at the tv..."whatcha guys waahhhhhhh" BOOM. she trips over a small box cushion. an earth quake ensues. the 3 of us break out in laughter as she was motionless and stuck in between the bed and the desk. best part was how she finally got up as if nothing happened and asked us "what?". im sure this is one of those "you gotta be there" stories but i was laughing for atleast 20 minutes

[SqueeBaBooSquee]

Originally Posted by mcwyffe

the look of victory?

The look of shocked, horrific, terror. Followed abruptly by awful amazement and the realization of greatness, followed by a slow clap into a ruckus of an applause followed by laughter and a Polaroid.

The picture is above the mantle now and gets much adoration and discussion from visitors.

[solsburyhill]

Golfing with my two friends in high school. We had gotten onto a private club's course by sneaking on in between tee times. We get to the 15th hole (btw, we suck at golf), my friend tees up, nails his drive into a telephone pole, and gets hit in the face with the ricochet. broken nose and all kinds of shit, had to get an ambulance, course found out we snuck on so they made us pay for a tee.

worth it though.

[antsman41]

finding out my friends gf wasn't too sure he was the father of her baby from my ex-girlfriend, dickish maybe but too fucking funny too care.

[k270]

In the stock room at work the manger and assistant manager were throwing rubber balls at each other. There was a brief standoff with the boss standing in one area of the stock room and the assistant manager around the corner in the stock. They were no more than 20 feet apart though. The assistant manager lined up his shot and threw the ball against the wall to hit the boss. He did hit the boss, square in the nuts. The boss went down like a ton of bricks, moaning and groaning the whole time. He finally got up and went upstairs to his office. every hour or so he called the assistant manager upstairs. Of course we joked the area needed to be massaged. Good times were had by all, except the boss.

[PhishSticks40]

Me and three of my buddies were driving around our junior year in high school. We were about to head to one of our houses to just chill and play some video games and wanted to grab a tin first. We stopped at the db mart and our friend went to get out of the car to go grab the skoal and while he was getting up he tried to blast a fart in my other friends face. After he ripped the stinky wet fart he sat right back down in the car and looked at us as if he had just seen a ghost. He said forget about the tin, he had just shit his pants and we had to haul ass back to his house so he could change. It was a 6 minute drive back to his house basically consisting of the three of us laughing our balls off at him and he started to laugh eventually to. Fuck that shit was funny...and stinky lol.

[PhishSticks40]

Originally Posted by solsburyhill

Golfing with my two friends in high school. We had gotten onto a private club's course by sneaking on in between tee times. We get to the 15th hole (btw, we suck at golf), my friend tees up, nails his drive into a telephone pole, and gets hit in the face with the ricochet. broken nose and all kinds of shit, had to get an ambulance, course found out we snuck on so they made us pay for a tee.

worth it though.

[NextMovement41]

Originally Posted by solsburyhill

Golfing with my two friends in high school. We had gotten onto a private club's course by sneaking on in between tee times. We get to the 15th hole (btw, we suck at golf), my friend tees up, nails his drive into a telephone pole, and gets hit in the face with the ricochet. broken nose and all kinds of shit, had to get an ambulance, course found out we snuck on so they made us pay for a tee.

worth it though.

Best one I've read yet.

[Erich]

I was on line to get Harry Potter 6 at a Barnes & Nobel midnight release. After the book was officially on sale, this guy grabs a full box of them, then runs out of the store... and gets hit by a car. My best friend was kind of creeped out about the fact that I was laughing hysterically at it. Granted, I wouldn't think it funny had he not been trying to steal all those books.