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Old 11-15-2009, 01:42 PM   #1
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Anti-rape condom (set for production in Africa)

http://www.hammeruncut.com/new-condom-with-teeth-ouch


It's a female condom complete with angled teeth.


"The device is basically a female condom with teeth lining the inside that work just like the protective spikes in a parking garage… You can go in, but whatever you do, don’t back out. The teeth are angled so they allow penetration, but bite like a shark as the penis is removed, supposedly causing so much pain that it will give the woman a chance to escape. Further, according to Ms. Ehlers, the device will need to be surgically removed at a hospital, which will lead to the capture of the rapist."


What do you guys think? Good idea? Bad?
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:44 PM   #2
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These things have been around for ages. Also an incredibly stupid and impractical device.
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:56 PM   #3
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The teeth are angled so they allow penetration, but bite like a shark as the penis is removed, supposedly causing so much pain that it will give the woman a chance to escape.
holy shit i wish i had not read that
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Old 11-15-2009, 01:57 PM   #4
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These things have been around for ages. Also an incredibly stupid and impractical device.
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:00 PM   #5
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it doesnt protect the ass tho
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:00 PM   #6
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These could make for awful April Fools Jokes.
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:01 PM   #7
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yeah, then what happens when this chick gets fucked up and forgets to take it out then goes to sleep with a guy...spike city!
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:02 PM   #8
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wouldnt the rapist be fuckin pissed and just shoot the girl?
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Old 11-15-2009, 02:26 PM   #9
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It won't belong before a woman catches her husband cheating and then gives him the ol' shark teeth for revenge. Bitches is crazy!
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wouldnt the rapist be fuckin pissed and just shoot the girl?
that's what i'm thinking too
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Why wouldn't the teeth be turned around to avoid penetration altogether?
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:03 PM   #12
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Why wouldn't the teeth be turned around to avoid penetration altogether?
blolololololol the girl doesnt give the rapist the condom...

she walks around with it in her vag
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blolololololol the girl doesnt give the rapist the condom...

she walks around with it in her vag
Hes asking why they allow it to go in, but cause the issues when it comes out.

Whats the intention here? To scare people into not raping them in the 1st place, or to trap them into doing it and catching them in the act?
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:16 PM   #14
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Two thoughts:

One, it would kinda suck to wear this thing inside of you all the time, wouldn't it?

Two, who is the test subject that told them how painful this thing is?
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Re: Anti-rape condom (set for production in Africa)

If I was a chick down there, I would just walk around with a tshirt saying that I am wearing one of these, that way I wouldn't have to walk around with a sea cucumber in my vag.
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:16 PM   #16
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wouldnt the rapist be fuckin pissed and just shoot the girl?
no shit. Or he would just beat her to death. People really just don't think things through sometimes.
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:17 PM   #17
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Hes asking why they allow it to go in, but cause the issues when it comes out.

Whats the intention here? To scare people into not raping them in the 1st place, or to trap them into doing it and catching them in the act?
that country is ridden with aids/HIV. it's an attempt to minimize the transmission of the disease. but since it can be transmitted via blood I have no idea why they think cutting dicks open will decrease this. good for the women having something though, they is way too much rape over there from what it sounds like.
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:21 PM   #18
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that country is ridden with aids/HIV. it's an attempt to minimize the transmission of the disease. but since it can be transmitted via blood I have no idea why they think cutting dicks open will decrease this. good for the women having something though, they is way too much rape over there from what it sounds like.
Africa is a country now?
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Africa is a country now?
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these will cause riots in our prison system
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blolololololol the girl doesnt give the rapist the condom...

she walks around with it in her vag
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no shit. Or he would just beat her to death. People really just don't think things through sometimes.
Like you, right now. I'm pretty sure, if I stick my dick in that thing, I'm going to immediately want to pull out. As soon as I begin to to pull out, my dick is getting ripped to shreds. If the girl backs up a bit, my dick gets torn up even more. In that moment, my combined shock and the most likely, unforgettable pain I'm experiencing in my penis is going to completely distract me from attacking the woman. Most likely, I'll be on the ground writhing in pain or at least I've taken a couple of steps back and am staring down at my now profusely bleeding dick. But, hey maybe you've got a dick of steel and this condom wouldn't effect you. I bet a steel dick makes having orgasms really tough. Does it?
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these will cause riots in our prison system
I'm sure our inmates are irrate over African women wearing these.
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Old 11-15-2009, 03:38 PM   #25
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Wouldn't blood from the wounds of the rapist encourage a greater spread of HIV/AIDS and other STDs? It's good they are attempting to find solutions to rape but one should consider the implications such a condom would have that could hurt the woman being raped.
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Wouldn't blood from the wounds of the rapist encourage a greater spread of HIV/AIDS and other STDs? It's good they are attempting to find solutions to rape but one should consider the implications such a condom would have that could hurt the woman being raped.
It's a condom. Just like all other condoms, it's meant to keep bodily fluid from passing between bodies during sex. So, the girl has the condom in. The guy pulls out. If he doesn't get out fast enough, some blood may stay in the condom. The girl removes the condom. No blood transfers to her body if she removes it carefully.
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It's a condom. Just like all other condoms, it's meant to keep bodily fluid from passing between bodies during sex. So, the girl has the condom in. The guy pulls out. If he doesn't get out fast enough, some blood may stay in the condom. The girl removes the condom. No blood transfers to her body if she removes it carefully.
Oh yeah I guess I didn't think of that. It is a good way to give the woman defense against the raper!
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Like you, right now. I'm pretty sure, if I stick my dick in that thing, I'm going to immediately want to pull out. As soon as I begin to to pull out, my dick is getting ripped to shreds. If the girl backs up a bit, my dick gets torn up even more. In that moment, my combined shock and the most likely, unforgettable pain I'm experiencing in my penis is going to completely distract me from attacking the woman. Most likely, I'll be on the ground writhing in pain or at least I've taken a couple of steps back and am staring down at my now profusely bleeding dick. But, hey maybe you've got a dick of steel and this condom wouldn't effect you. I bet a steel dick makes having orgasms really tough. Does it?
Fair enough. I'm sure a pissed of rapist just might be able to fight through the pain for amount of time it takes to pull the trigger on a gun. Whats that take 1 second?
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Oh yeah I guess I didn't think of that. It is a good way to give the woman defense against the raper!
Obviously, there is the chance of transmission of STI's. But, its less a chance since a condom is being used.
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Don't Fear the Raper. All I can imagine is the rapist being unable to pull out and basically stuck inside the girl.
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