DMB Football

jasonfilatov · 11-17-2009, 09:45 PM

Thought this would be hilarious...Arrange the DMB's Members and touring members (minus the lovely ladies) into a football offense and defense by position. List below...

Carter Beauford
Jeff Coffin
Peter Griesar
Stefan Lesard
Dave Matthews
Leroi Moore
Tim Reynolds
Rashawn Ross
Butch Taylor
Boyd Tinsley
(Guest of choice)...Warren Haynes, I needed blocking.

3 Spread Offense:

QB: Carter Beauford
RB: Boyd Tinsley
WR: Tim Reynolds
WR: Stefan Lesard
WR: Butch Taylor
TE: Dave Matthews
OT: Leroi Moore
OT: Jeff Coffin
OG: Peter Griesar
OG: Warren Haynes
C: Rashawn Ross

3-4 Defense:

DT: Rashawn Ross
DE: Warren Haynes
DE: Leroi Moore
OLB: Jeff Coffin
MLB: Boyd Tinsley
MLB: Carter Beaford
OLB: Butch Taylor
SS: Dave Matthews
FS: Tim Reynolds
CB: Stefan Lesard
CB: Peter Griesar

AProudestMonkey · 11-17-2009, 09:51 PM

I laughed the moment I opened this thread, and I'm digging the choices, except for some reason, I see Butch kicking the ball. I can't help it.

APM

Aplus thread will read again.

Rylan · 11-17-2009, 10:00 PM

I don't know if Timmy could cut it as a receiver. But I bet that little fucker can run like the wind!

canes101190 · 11-17-2009, 10:02 PM

Tim would be a nasty Free Safety. He could hide behind the linebackers and just wait for the receiver to come across the middle and then just lay his shit out with his God-like powers. Carter would definitely be the captain of the defense at MLB and on offense as the QB, with Roi as the speed rusher on the end. I'd probably put Rashawn at Left Tackle to protect Carter's blindside and then move Jeff to center.

Zachman285 · 11-17-2009, 10:02 PM

and Coffin moves over to fullback in the I

Resatka · 11-17-2009, 10:14 PM

Most original thread I've seen in a while.

Edit: I'm not being sarcastic.

s0628711 · 11-17-2009, 10:26 PM

Carter is one short ass QB. I give him the RB slot, put Boyd as the receiver (I'm thinking Donald Driver), Butch as the TE (blocking purposes only) and Dahvid as the gunslinger.

dmbbearcat · 11-17-2009, 10:45 PM

Butch would ride the bench on my team

Julia Roberts · 11-17-2009, 11:01 PM

I'd use the lovely ladies on my O line.

AProudestMonkey · 11-17-2009, 11:08 PM

If Dave is the QB he is the white Daunte Culpepper.

APM

Kdistheman88 · 11-17-2009, 11:09 PM

Dave: QB
Carter: RB
KR/PR: Boyd
WR: Boyd
WR:Timmy
WR:Fonz
TE: Butch
OL: Lovely Ladys and Rawshawn
K/P: Butch

mcwyffe · 11-17-2009, 11:47 PM

hello offseason, im matt

Foreverford05 · 11-18-2009, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcwyffe

hello offseason, im matt

I dunno, I dont see Dave as a feasable QB. Id almost be tempted to have Stefan head up the QB position, Carter play a Barber/jacobs style RB, with Boyd as a WR.

brew10 · 11-18-2009, 12:10 AM

While this is original, it is also the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

joyride7tbowa · 11-18-2009, 12:26 AM

hahahahahahaha this is a GREAT idea. i see butch as the 4th string hopeful qb that he once will get his chance to shine and he is only used for encouraging the players to do better

dduncan6er · 11-18-2009, 12:29 AM

I think Boyd would be a BEAST carrying the ball out of the backfield.

VanHorneDog · 11-18-2009, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rylan

I don't know if Timmy could cut it as a receiver. But I bet that little fucker can run like the wind!

he is a wes welker type.

CrashTheStone41 · 11-18-2009, 12:38 AM

I see Dave as the QB and Boyd as a TE... Carter looks like a 3rd down back and Tim is the burner

Butch can be the water boy because he sucks

tripeyedfish · 11-18-2009, 12:44 AM

boyd=qb for sure... most athletic obviously

Lsawtell · 11-18-2009, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VanHorneDog

he is a wes welker type.

You beat me to it! Or Doug Flutie = Tim Reynolds, I can't see Dave as the Qb, too scatter brained....like Ryan Leaf. Fonz would also be good bet for qb, cool and collected.

bannar7 · 11-18-2009, 01:28 AM

Tim at WR? He is like 5 feet tall.

hegone7689 · 11-18-2009, 01:32 AM

QB: Boyd Tinsley
RB: Boyd Tinsley
WR: Boyd Tinsley
WR: Boyd Tinsley
WR: Boyd Tinsley
TE: Boyd Tinsley
OT: Boyd Tinsley
OT: Boyd Tinsley
OG: Boyd Tinsley
OG: Boyd Tinsley
C: Boyd Tinsley

When you can bench press the entire opposing team, who needs teammates?

Timebomb07 · 11-18-2009, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canes101190

Tim would be a nasty Free Safety. He could hide behind the linebackers and just wait for the receiver to come across the middle and then just lay his shit out with his God-like powers. Carter would definitely be the captain of the defense at MLB and on offense as the QB, with Roi as the speed rusher on the end. I'd probably put Rashawn at Left Tackle to protect Carter's blindside and then move Jeff to center.

He's a midget. anyone is gonna moss him

swilson160 · 11-18-2009, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mcwyffe

hello offseason, im matt

fonzz41 · 11-18-2009, 02:59 AM

Boyd would have to play both ways. WR or TE on offense, LB or DE on defense. I bet that mofo could LAY OUT any one they put him up against.

Fonz: kicker
Carter: RB/LB
Rashwan: Linesman, offense and defense. Just him. No one else.
Roi: FB/DE
Tim: S/WR
Dave: QB/CB
Jeff: TE/FS

Bpd1057 · 11-18-2009, 03:18 AM

QB - Fonz
HB - Timmy
FB - Butch
G - Rawshawn
G - Greisar
T - Roi
T - Haynes
C - Jeff
TE - Boyd ---dallas clark anyone lol
WR - Dave
WR - Carter

Defense:

MLB -Carter
OLB - Fonz
OLB - Greisar
DT - Rashawn
DT - Haynes
DE - Roi
DE - Boyd
FS - Dave
SS - Timmy
CB - Jeff
CB - Butch

panini2001 · 11-18-2009, 03:22 AM

As you guys probably know 'football' has been played in England for 150 years and is something completely different to what you lot call football. I believe you have invented a word called 'soccer'

to describe it!

Goalkeeper: Carter Beauford
Left Back: Jeff Coffin
Centre Half; Dave Matthews (capt)
Centre Half: Boyd Tinsley
Right Back: Leroi Moore
Midfield: Butch Taylor
Midfield: Rashawn Ross
Right Wing: Peter Griesar
Left Wing: Warren Haynes
Forward: Tim Reynolds
Forward: Stefan Lesard

A few would need to lose a few pounds

fonzz41 · 11-18-2009, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panini2001

As you guys probably know 'football' has been played in England for 150 years and is something completely different to what you lot call football. I believe you have invented a word called 'soccer'

to describe it!

Goalkeeper: Carter Beauford
Left Back: Jeff Coffin
Centre Half; Dave Matthews (capt)
Centre Half: Boyd Tinsley
Right Back: Leroi Moore
Midfield: Butch Taylor
Midfield: Rashawn Ross
Right Wing: Peter Griesar
Left Wing: Warren Haynes
Forward: Tim Reynolds
Forward: Stefan Lesard

A few would need to lose a few pounds

Haha brilliant! Thanks for the awesome twist!

TwoSteppin4Life · 11-18-2009, 07:26 AM

Fonz- QB
Tim- HB
Butch- FB
Carter- T
Roi- T
Griesar- G
Jeff- G
Rashawn- C
Dave- TE
Boyd- WR
Randolph- WR

Im an offensive guy (I play WR on my high school team) so defense isnt all that important for me. Heck, id probabley just stick Boyd out there on 4th & Goal and let him do all the work

pagoda · 11-18-2009, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by canes101190

Tim would be a nasty Free Safety. He could hide behind the linebackers and just wait for the receiver to come across the middle and then just lay his shit out with his God-like powers. Carter would definitely be the captain of the defense at MLB and on offense as the QB, with Roi as the speed rusher on the end. I'd probably put Rashawn at Left Tackle to protect Carter's blindside and then move Jeff to center.

Blindside? Carter would be throwing with both his right AND left arms!

11-17-2009, 09:45 PM	#1
jasonfilatov blessed sip of life Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: New Canaan, CT Posts: 422	DMB Football Thought this would be hilarious...Arrange the DMB's Members and touring members (minus the lovely ladies) into a football offense and defense by position. List below... Carter Beauford Jeff Coffin Peter Griesar Stefan Lesard Dave Matthews Leroi Moore Tim Reynolds Rashawn Ross Butch Taylor Boyd Tinsley (Guest of choice)...Warren Haynes, I needed blocking. 3 Spread Offense: QB: Carter Beauford RB: Boyd Tinsley WR: Tim Reynolds WR: Stefan Lesard WR: Butch Taylor TE: Dave Matthews OT: Leroi Moore OT: Jeff Coffin OG: Peter Griesar OG: Warren Haynes C: Rashawn Ross 3-4 Defense: DT: Rashawn Ross DE: Warren Haynes DE: Leroi Moore OLB: Jeff Coffin MLB: Boyd Tinsley MLB: Carter Beaford OLB: Butch Taylor SS: Dave Matthews FS: Tim Reynolds CB: Stefan Lesard CB: Peter Griesar

11-17-2009, 09:51 PM	#2
AProudestMonkey Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 61	Re: DMB Football I laughed the moment I opened this thread, and I'm digging the choices, except for some reason, I see Butch kicking the ball. I can't help it. APM Aplus thread will read again.

11-17-2009, 10:00 PM	#3
Rylan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Pac NW Posts: 618	Re: DMB Football I don't know if Timmy could cut it as a receiver. But I bet that little fucker can run like the wind!

11-17-2009, 10:02 PM	#5
Zachman285 Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 187	Re: DMB Football and Coffin moves over to fullback in the I

11-17-2009, 10:14 PM	#6
Resatka You Enjoy Myself Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,928	Re: DMB Football Most original thread I've seen in a while. Edit: I'm not being sarcastic. __________________

11-17-2009, 10:45 PM	#8
dmbbearcat Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 4,559	Re: DMB Football Butch would ride the bench on my team __________________ - Evan 2010: Riverbend; Deer Creek N1 & N2

11-17-2009, 11:01 PM	#9
Julia Roberts Oh really? Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 511	Re: DMB Football I'd use the lovely ladies on my O line.

11-17-2009, 11:08 PM	#10
AProudestMonkey Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 61	Re: DMB Football If Dave is the QB he is the white Daunte Culpepper. APM

11-17-2009, 11:09 PM	#11
Kdistheman88 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Philly Posts: 153	Re: DMB Football Dave: QB Carter: RB KR/PR: Boyd WR: Boyd WR:Timmy WR:Fonz TE: Butch OL: Lovely Ladys and Rawshawn K/P: Butch

11-18-2009, 12:10 AM	#14
brew10 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 595	Re: DMB Football While this is original, it is also the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

11-18-2009, 12:26 AM	#15
joyride7tbowa Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: THE CHI-TOWN Posts: 1,938	Re: DMB Football hahahahahahaha this is a GREAT idea. i see butch as the 4th string hopeful qb that he once will get his chance to shine and he is only used for encouraging the players to do better __________________ RIP Leroi Moore. 2006-present: 16 shows f-book twitter -Alex

11-18-2009, 12:29 AM	#16
dduncan6er Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 199	Re: DMB Football I think Boyd would be a BEAST carrying the ball out of the backfield.

11-18-2009, 12:38 AM	#18
CrashTheStone41 RIP Casey Reiter Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 1,488	Re: DMB Football I see Dave as the QB and Boyd as a TE... Carter looks like a 3rd down back and Tim is the burner Butch can be the water boy because he sucks __________________ If there's an ass there I'm gonna have to lick it...

11-18-2009, 12:44 AM	#19
tripeyedfish Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 339	Re: DMB Football boyd=qb for sure... most athletic obviously

11-18-2009, 01:28 AM	#21
bannar7 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 2,211	Re: DMB Football Tim at WR? He is like 5 feet tall.

11-18-2009, 02:59 AM	#25
fonzz41 Thack-Attack Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: UT Posts: 588	Re: DMB Football Boyd would have to play both ways. WR or TE on offense, LB or DE on defense. I bet that mofo could LAY OUT any one they put him up against. Fonz: kicker Carter: RB/LB Rashwan: Linesman, offense and defense. Just him. No one else. Roi: FB/DE Tim: S/WR Dave: QB/CB Jeff: TE/FS __________________ Every day should be a good day to die. thackalanche.blogspot.com

11-18-2009, 03:18 AM	#26
Bpd1057 come and relax now Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Terre Haute. IN Posts: 1,044	Re: DMB Football QB - Fonz HB - Timmy FB - Butch G - Rawshawn G - Greisar T - Roi T - Haynes C - Jeff TE - Boyd ---dallas clark anyone lol WR - Dave WR - Carter Defense: MLB -Carter OLB - Fonz OLB - Greisar DT - Rashawn DT - Haynes DE - Roi DE - Boyd FS - Dave SS - Timmy CB - Jeff CB - Butch __________________ The Future is No Place To Place Your Better Days.... Facebook

11-18-2009, 03:22 AM	#27
panini2001 Rule Britannia Join Date: May 2006 Location: Stoke, England Posts: 1,018	Re: DMB Football As you guys probably know 'football' has been played in England for 150 years and is something completely different to what you lot call football. I believe you have invented a word called 'soccer' to describe it! Goalkeeper: Carter Beauford Left Back: Jeff Coffin Centre Half; Dave Matthews (capt) Centre Half: Boyd Tinsley Right Back: Leroi Moore Midfield: Butch Taylor Midfield: Rashawn Ross Right Wing: Peter Griesar Left Wing: Warren Haynes Forward: Tim Reynolds Forward: Stefan Lesard A few would need to lose a few pounds __________________ craig

11-18-2009, 07:26 AM	#29
TwoSteppin4Life Marchin' with the Ants Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NC Posts: 144	Re: DMB Football Fonz- QB Tim- HB Butch- FB Carter- T Roi- T Griesar- G Jeff- G Rashawn- C Dave- TE Boyd- WR Randolph- WR Im an offensive guy (I play WR on my high school team) so defense isnt all that important for me. Heck, id probabley just stick Boyd out there on 4th & Goal and let him do all the work __________________ R.I.P LeRoi Moore, you are surley missed! Shows: 4/22/09 2010: Charlotte, Virgina Beach?

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