Dating is miserable

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

Big Ben would beg to differ.

Edit: Oh, you mean because of football.

Yes, because of football. Ryan Tannehill isn't exactly the alleged raping type, though he looks like a total creeper.

[hailtopitt]

Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

Yes, because of football. Ryan Tannehill isn't exactly the alleged raping type, though he looks like a total creeper.

that's cause ryan tannehill is a pussy

big ben owns

[wnderwoman]

i want a Nick, Ang and Katie meet up.

[Nick@Night]

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

i want a Nick, Ang and Katie meet up.

Point me to the 20 dollar tequila drinks, I'll be there.

[wnderwoman]

3 Tequila gimlets and I will literally tell you my entire life story. It's gonna be awesome.

[Nick@Night]

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

3 Tequila gimlets and I will literally tell you my entire life story. It's gonna be awesome.

What will three light beers get me?

[aicdmb]

An uneven bar tab Nicks

[Roose13]

Haven't had a date in over three months. I suck.

[Alazais]

^ You can do it John. It's a marathon not a sprint.... Unless it gets to be a real long time between sexy dances then it's more of a quick spurt. But hey, as long as you're running!

[gocubsgo3822]

i started talking during sex last night. The girl freaked out

[Roose13]

Originally Posted by gocubsgo3822

i started talking during sex last night. The girl freaked out

Were you chanting "Go Cubs Go!" with each thrust?

[gocubsgo3822]

nah i was talking a bout panda bears.

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by gocubsgo3822

nah i was talking a bout panda bears.

did she remind you of one?

[gocubsgo3822]

nah. she dope as fuck. Sometimes i try to have conversations during sex

[Nick@Night]

Not really in relation to dating, but it stems from the cunt I almost married, so it's slightly apropos. She caused a rift in the relationship I have with my immediate family and it's something that's never been resolved due to little fault of my own (I got mad they carried on with her behind my back, I got mad, they felt I was disrespectful for getting upset like I did).

A couple weeks ago I sent an e-mail to my parents stating I did not wish to participate in Christmas gift exchanges (felt this rift didn't warrant faking to people we were a happy family unit) and my dad responded that he wasn't entirely sure why I felt this way and what events lead to it. In response, I pretty much laid it all out on the table they treated me like assholes (mom especially) and until they can acknowledge why I feel the way they do, I will be absent from any holiday functions going forward.

I'm sure this will land well.

[wnderwoman]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

Not really in relation to dating, but it stems from the cunt I almost married, so it's slightly apropos. She caused a rift in the relationship I have with my immediate family and it's something that's never been resolved due to little fault of my own (I got mad they carried on with her behind my back, I got mad, they felt I was disrespectful for getting upset like I did).

A couple weeks ago I sent an e-mail to my parents stating I did not wish to participate in Christmas gift exchanges (felt this rift didn't warrant faking to people we were a happy family unit) and my dad responded that he wasn't entirely sure why I felt this way and what events lead to it. In response, I pretty much laid it all out on the table they treated me like assholes (mom especially) and until they can acknowledge why I feel the way they do, I will be absent from any holiday functions going forward.

I'm sure this will land well.

You already know my feelings about this.

[aicdmb]

Originally Posted by gocubsgo3822

i started talking during sex last night. The girl freaked out

Did you ask if her mother laid those panties out for her???

[gonz085]

Family can be the worst

[aicdmb]

I would never want to cause conflict between my wife and her family...why would someone do that??

[thechad90000]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

Not really in relation to dating, but it stems from the cunt I almost married, so it's slightly apropos. She caused a rift in the relationship I have with my immediate family and it's something that's never been resolved due to little fault of my own (I got mad they carried on with her behind my back, I got mad, they felt I was disrespectful for getting upset like I did).

A couple weeks ago I sent an e-mail to my parents stating I did not wish to participate in Christmas gift exchanges (felt this rift didn't warrant faking to people we were a happy family unit) and my dad responded that he wasn't entirely sure why I felt this way and what events lead to it. In response, I pretty much laid it all out on the table they treated me like assholes (mom especially) and until they can acknowledge why I feel the way they do, I will be absent from any holiday functions going forward.

I'm sure this will land well.

Wow that is awful. Sorry to hear.

[wnderwoman]

Originally Posted by aicdmb

I would never want to cause conflict between my wife and her family...why would someone do that??

Because she's a raging C U Next Tuesday.

[Nick@Night]

Since I took something away from her that she wasn't willing to give up, I guess it was necessary I be punished for it. Mission accomplished.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

i want a Nick, Ang and Katie meet up.

I vote yes to this. So many yeses.

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

Point me to the 20 dollar tequila drinks, I'll be there.

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

3 Tequila gimlets and I will literally tell you my entire life story. It's gonna be awesome.

I vote double yes to this.

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

What will three light beers get me?

I'd say it'd be about 6 beers before she'd do you.

[dmbgodagirl41]

What is it with family and relationships? Any guy I've dated and broken up with, my mom thinks they are gay and my dad would beat the crap out of any of them; same for my sister.
I helped move my sister out of a house when she was living with a horrible dude, and my dad showed up to help with a bat and told the guy "you move from that couch and I'll put this in your fucking temple".
I can't imagine my family picking the side of an ex, no matter what. Ridiculous.

This is part of the reason why I wanted you to take me to Liz's house, Sparky, when I was in MN last. That way I could kick her ass to represent everyone who should want to kick her ass for you. I'm still willing to do this the next time I'm up there.

[Nick@Night]

I'd somehow be the bad guy in that scenario, bringing in the muscle to do my dirty work.

[AllifromOhio]

Family siding with the ex sounds retarded. The icing on that shit cake is that they got mad at you. Your family sounds dumb, to be frank.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

I'd somehow be the bad guy in that scenario, bringing in the muscle to do my dirty work.

Yeah, you really need to tone it down with that. You've disappointed another person.

[Nick@Night]

The official jump off point is when I stormed in to their house and demand they pick a side. When my mom answered, "Why do I have to pick a side?", my head nearly exploded. I couldn't leave fast enough before I started breaking shit.

[AllifromOhio]

How long since you and she broke up?

[dmbgodagirl41]

Like two/almost three goddamned years ago.

Sparky, correct me if I'm wrong, but three years in April, right?