Dating is miserable

[Nick@Night]

Can I keep up? No, I can't. After orgasm via usage of your mouth/vagina/asshole, I'm going to sleep.

[Stouggies]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

Can I keep up? No, I can't. After orgasm via usage of your mouth/vagina/asshole, I'm going to sleep.

haha, I guess this was not after the christian...

[Climb2safety]

I've really gotten into yoga lately and just got certified as a part-time instructor.

[wnderwoman]

Women don't have to do anything on dating sites.

The one time I ever made a dating profile, I didn't pay for the expanded version, didn't write anything and posted one picture. Got so many messages a deleted it within 24 hours because it was so annoying.

Boobs, ass and vagina are the ultimate trump cards.

[gonz085]

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

Women don't have to do anything on dating sites.

The one time I ever made a dating profile, I didn't pay for the expanded version, didn't write anything and posted one picture. Got so many messages a deleted it within 24 hours because it was so annoying.

Boobs, ass and vagina are the ultimate trump cards.

#timetoplaythegame

[Climb2safety]

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

Women don't have to do anything on dating sites.

The one time I ever made a dating profile, I didn't pay for the expanded version, didn't write anything and posted one picture. Got so many messages a deleted it within 24 hours because it was so annoying.

Boobs, ass and vagina are the ultimate trump cards.

That sucks actually. Must be hard for you all to find good matches.

[Climb2safety]

Fellas, how many dates before you ask for the "you got home safely" text (when applicable)?

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by Climb2safety

Fellas, how many dates before you ask for the "you got home safely" text (when applicable)?

...when i was dating i just took them home.

[Nick@Night]

They list they have two kids, then clarify it's their cats, Sam and Zeus.

[cry_minarets458]

Tindered last night. Great success.

[wnderwoman]

Originally Posted by unccrombie

...when i was dating i just took them home.

Heyo, atta boy John.

[Climb2safety]

Originally Posted by unccrombie

...when i was dating i just took them home.

This is why I added the when applicable. Living in/around a city and being both 40 and working, it's easy to meet somewhere in between where you live or somehow just end up with two cars.

[Tiduwho]

Originally Posted by Climb2safety

Fellas, how many dates before you ask for the "you got home safely" text (when applicable)?

Girls would often text me this after I'd left the first or second date. Was one of my barometers that things went well.

An excuse to easily touch base and add they had a good time more than any genuine concern obviously.


As a guy, to be honest, I wouldn't say it until we were actually a couple and official. Via text, it can come off a bit strong probably if you're just starting to get to know them.

[Climb2safety]

Originally Posted by Tiduwho

Girls would often text me this after I'd left the first or second date. Was one of my barometers that things went well.

An excuse to easily touch base and add they had a good time more than any genuine concern obviously.


As a guy, to be honest, I wouldn't say it until we were actually a couple and official. Via text, it can come off a bit strong probably if you're just starting to get to know them.

It is a little tricky as you don't it to come off wrong. If played right I think a dude can come off looking good. If a girl took it wrong I think that would be a bad sign for her and I.

For all you Tinder guys, do you ask your "dates" to text when they get back to their whorehouse?

I jest of course.

[cazzie34]

Originally Posted by Climb2safety

Fellas, how many dates before you ask for the "you got home safely" text (when applicable)?

With my current GF I did it after the first date and didn't think anything of it.

[Alazais]

Going to an overnight BBQ with The Pharmacist this weekend. I am going to meet all of her friends and chat and mingle. I'm kind of dreading it. Meeting someones friends is usually such a gamble. What if they're a bunch of douchers? I don't want to have to spend 10 hours hanging around a bunch of wang bins and it's out of town so I won't be able to get away if it's bad. Ugh. The more I think about it the more i'm dreading this.

[gonz085]

When I read "overnight BBQ" I assume it entails alcohol. You'll be just fine.

[UNC41]

It's just 10 hours. If you're dreading the thought of that then a relationship just isn't for you. Any relationship will result in many situations that you might not be thrilled about.

[Alazais]

Originally Posted by UNC41

It's just 10 hours. If you're dreading the thought of that then a relationship just isn't for you. Any relationship will result in many situations that you might not be thrilled about.

This is true. I think we all do stuff that we don't want to do. However, meeting a bunch of her male friends and playing, "Which one of her male friends wants to fuck her" is not an grand ol' time.

[Tiduwho]

Originally Posted by Alazais

This is true. I think we all do stuff that we don't want to do. However, meeting a bunch of her male friends and playing, "Which one of her male friends wants to fuck her" is not an grand ol' time.

You're dating one of "those" girls?

[Stouggies]

Thats like spin the bottle eith a brake pedal, I guess that would be a good ego boost

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

Women don't have to do anything on dating sites.

The one time I ever made a dating profile, I didn't pay for the expanded version, didn't write anything and posted one picture. Got so many messages a deleted it within 24 hours because it was so annoying.

Boobs, ass and vagina are the ultimate trump cards.

This is exactly right. Online dating is stupid.

Originally Posted by Alazais

This is true. I think we all do stuff that we don't want to do. However, meeting a bunch of her male friends and playing, "Which one of her male friends wants to fuck her" is not an grand ol' time.

If she is hot, then they all do.

[gonz085]

Or it could be the "how many of the dudes have ALREADY fucked her?" game

[dmbetc]

Originally Posted by rconverse

If she is has boobs and a vagina, then they all do.

Fixed for Accuracy.

[Nick@Night]

Roger has the correct phrasing. Boobs/vagina and wanting to bang aren't mutually exclusive.

[Alazais]

The BBQ was a peculiar event. A bunch of couples sitting in a living room making small talk for a ridiculous amount of time. No one really drank. They mostly just lounged around. I had a couple of beers and felt out of place doing so. They were all nice people but none of them were terribly interesting. One dudes wife was the coolest person there as we would just look at each other throughout the entirety of the night after someone would say something dumb with our best "what the fuck?" look.

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by gonz085

Or it could be the "how many of the dudes have ALREADY fucked her?" game

One of my personal favorites.

[Tiduwho]

Two year anniversary today. We are getting sushi later. Yum.

And sake as well of course. Double yum.

[Ashley J]

Originally Posted by Tiduwho

Two year anniversary today. We are getting sushi later. Yum.

And sake as well of course. Double yum.

Congrats B

[Tiduwho]

Originally Posted by Ashley J

Congrats B

Its not happening soon or anything, but I think an engagement is inevitable with this one