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dmbphan041 · 08-04-2008, 01:25 PM

she has a fucking horse face.

dmbgodagirl41 · 08-04-2008, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Trippin4136

He wouldn't need to jam anything...he's hung like a pacifier....

I guess based on the teams you cheer for, you WOULD know how to see something like that.

MistreatedLewis · 08-04-2008, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kjam1988

When you look pretty good in one picture, and really awful in like 500, I have a feeling which ones are revealing the truth.

ProudestAnt · 08-04-2008, 01:27 PM

Why did you just post the same picture 12 times?

kjam1988 · 08-04-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MistreatedLewis

When you look pretty good in one picture, and really awful in like 500, I have a feeling which ones are revealing the truth.

Except she doesn't look awful in them.

Trippin4136 · 08-04-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

I guess based on the teams you cheer for, you WOULD know how to see something like that.

Oh you mean like the Super Bowl Champion NY Giants??*

* - see jmudmbphan's sig

Anyways, back on topic, SJP wasn't even the hottest of the sluts on her show.

Brunette, FTW.

PleaseOrAppease · 08-04-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kjam1988

She looks uglier every time you post it

william.hosking · 08-04-2008, 01:27 PM

I voted for False, she's not hot. And when I say not hot, I mean she resembles an animal. Specifically: a horse.

Rodey · 08-04-2008, 01:28 PM

http://blogs.orange.co.uk/photos/unc...07_big_350.jpg

kjam1988 · 08-04-2008, 01:28 PM

For the last time she does not look like a fucking horse!

LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

devilandthelord · 08-04-2008, 01:28 PM

Kenny, she doesn't really look like that though!
Your dream is dead!

Rodey · 08-04-2008, 01:28 PM

Holy shit, this one is really scary!

http://www.hbo.com/news/img/463x290/...83_463x290.jpg

ProudestAnt · 08-04-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by kjam1988

Except she doesn't look awful in them.

When are you going to stop being a whiney bitch about this? People don't agree with you, get over it...

il bacio dolce · 08-04-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MistreatedLewis

When you look pretty good in one picture, and really awful in like 500, I have a feeling which ones are revealing the truth.

It's the perfect combination of hair, angle, lighting, makeup, smile, and retouching.

It's like a freak accident.

devilandthelord · 08-04-2008, 01:28 PM

She really looks like this.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03202008/photos/new03b.jpg

kjam1988 · 08-04-2008, 01:29 PM

Here's something to think about, she's 43 years old! How many 43 year old chicks are hotter than her? Not many.

Trippin4136 · 08-04-2008, 01:29 PM

You all think she eats her meals out of an oatbag?

funktabulous · 08-04-2008, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kjam1988

For the last time she does not look like a fucking horse!

LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

devilandthelord · 08-04-2008, 01:29 PM

And this!

http://thors-news.blogspot.com/2007/...ds-to-die.html

il bacio dolce · 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Trippin4136

You all think she eats her meals out of an oatbag?

You think she eats?

AlpineValley804 · 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kjam1988

We're not putting on our robes and wizard hats.

kjam1988 · 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rodey

Holy shit, this one is really scary!

http://www.hbo.com/news/img/463x290/...83_463x290.jpg

She's actually really sexy in that one.

william.hosking · 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by kjam1988

For the last time she does not look like a fucking horse!

LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!

You can though, if bestiality is your thing

ProudestAnt · 08-04-2008, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by devilandthelord

She really looks like this.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03202008/photos/new03b.jpg

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Originally Posted by devilandthelord

And this!

http://thors-news.blogspot.com/2007/...ds-to-die.html

Woof...

Tomriddle · 08-04-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kjam1988

I feel like I'm going to wake up with that head shot in my bed.

kjam1988 · 08-04-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by devilandthelord

And this!

http://thors-news.blogspot.com/2007/...ds-to-die.html

I'll give you that one.

Lost my boner.

Rodey · 08-04-2008, 01:31 PM

I needed a refresher after looking at SJP and her hideous face for the last 20 minutes and I figured I'd share with everyone else as well.

http://noezbuckets.files.wordpress.c...andy-moore.jpg

Rodey · 08-04-2008, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomriddle

I feel like I'm going to wake up with that head shot in my bed.

devilandthelord · 08-04-2008, 01:32 PM

The last time I thought she was kinda hot was in this movie.

http://a.media.abcfamily.go.com/abcf...hocuspocus.jpg

And I believe its only because she was in the presence of two other women who are much less attractive.

Its like that theory that if you go out with your friends to pick up chicks, try to be the best looking one and all the chicks will flock to you because you are the best by comparison.

Doesn't mean you're actually hot stuff though.

Trippin4136 · 08-04-2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by kjam1988

Here's something to think about, she's 43 years old! How many 43 year old chicks are hotter than her? Not many.

Mary Louise Parker

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famec...ed-esquire.jpg

NSFW-ish

View Poll Results: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot
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08-04-2008, 01:25 PM	#91
dmbphan041 ISO Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 21,541 Shows Seen: 9 DMB Hub Stubs: 4 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot she has a fucking horse face.

08-04-2008, 01:27 PM	#94
ProudestAnt Buck Nasty Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Ralph Wilson Stadium Posts: 21,037 Shows Seen: 8 DMB Hub Stubs: 6 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot Why did you just post the same picture 12 times?

08-04-2008, 01:27 PM	#98
william.hosking Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Westland, MI Posts: 13,606 Shows Seen: 31 DMB Hub Stubs: 10 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot I voted for False, she's not hot. And when I say not hot, I mean she resembles an animal. Specifically: a horse. __________________ -Joe Twitter Facebook

08-04-2008, 01:28 PM	#99
Rodey Fiesta, Forever Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 85,222 Shows Seen: 16 DMB Hub Stubs: 10 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot http://blogs.orange.co.uk/photos/unc...07_big_350.jpg __________________ Jordan "I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is."

08-04-2008, 01:28 PM	#100
kjam1988 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,116 Shows Seen: 4 DMB Hub Stubs: 5 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot For the last time she does not look like a fucking horse! LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-04-2008, 01:28 PM	#101
devilandthelord WFT Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 25,664 Shows Seen: 12 DMB Hub Stubs: 8 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot Kenny, she doesn't really look like that though! Your dream is dead! __________________ I was on Deadspin.com! Thanks to Royce for making me aware. Check the link, lulz to follow: http://deadspin.com/5236275/the-one-...rachel-nichols

08-04-2008, 01:28 PM	#102
Rodey Fiesta, Forever Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 85,222 Shows Seen: 16 DMB Hub Stubs: 10 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot Holy shit, this one is really scary! http://www.hbo.com/news/img/463x290/...83_463x290.jpg __________________ Jordan "I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is."

08-04-2008, 01:28 PM	#105
devilandthelord WFT Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 25,664 Shows Seen: 12 DMB Hub Stubs: 8 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot She really looks like this. http://www.nypost.com/seven/03202008/photos/new03b.jpg __________________ I was on Deadspin.com! Thanks to Royce for making me aware. Check the link, lulz to follow: http://deadspin.com/5236275/the-one-...rachel-nichols

08-04-2008, 01:29 PM	#106
kjam1988 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,116 Shows Seen: 4 DMB Hub Stubs: 5 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot Here's something to think about, she's 43 years old! How many 43 year old chicks are hotter than her? Not many.

08-04-2008, 01:29 PM	#107
Trippin4136 Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Life Less Ordinary Posts: 20,764 Shows Seen: 35 DMB Hub Stubs: 15 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot You all think she eats her meals out of an oatbag? __________________ -Jon 34 Shows '98-'13

08-04-2008, 01:29 PM	#109
devilandthelord WFT Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 25,664 Shows Seen: 12 DMB Hub Stubs: 8 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot And this! http://thors-news.blogspot.com/2007/...ds-to-die.html __________________ I was on Deadspin.com! Thanks to Royce for making me aware. Check the link, lulz to follow: http://deadspin.com/5236275/the-one-...rachel-nichols

08-04-2008, 01:31 PM	#117
Rodey Fiesta, Forever Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 85,222 Shows Seen: 16 DMB Hub Stubs: 10 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot I needed a refresher after looking at SJP and her hideous face for the last 20 minutes and I figured I'd share with everyone else as well. http://noezbuckets.files.wordpress.c...andy-moore.jpg __________________ Jordan "I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is."

08-04-2008, 01:32 PM	#119
devilandthelord WFT Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chicago, Illinois Posts: 25,664 Shows Seen: 12 DMB Hub Stubs: 8 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Sarah Jessica Parker is hot The last time I thought she was kinda hot was in this movie. http://a.media.abcfamily.go.com/abcf...hocuspocus.jpg And I believe its only because she was in the presence of two other women who are much less attractive. Its like that theory that if you go out with your friends to pick up chicks, try to be the best looking one and all the chicks will flock to you because you are the best by comparison. Doesn't mean you're actually hot stuff though. __________________ I was on Deadspin.com! Thanks to Royce for making me aware. Check the link, lulz to follow: http://deadspin.com/5236275/the-one-...rachel-nichols

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