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comerelaxnow · 01-25-2009, 01:31 PM

Last night im laying in bed with my girlfriend after having sex and we were watching tv. My phone rings and its my bass player. Now it was 1:30 in the morning on a saturday night so i figured it was a drunk call and i just let it go to voicemail thinking well if its important he will leave a voicemail. A couple mins later my phone beeps so i press the button for voice mail and i put it on speaker phone so that my girlfriend can hear it since i thought it would be a funny drunk call.

Anyways the message starts and its a girls voice and she says

"Hey this isn't John (my bass player) as you can tell but i love your singing voice and i want you to sing to me while i fuck the shit out of you. Anyways have a great night, i know i will!!!"

1st thing i do is look over at my girlfriend and her mouth is wide open in disbelief and she turns over and says nothing.

What the hell do you do in that situation

TheTallOne · 01-25-2009, 01:32 PM

Piihb

mcwyffe · 01-25-2009, 01:33 PM

ur goose is fucked

Bohrman26 · 01-25-2009, 01:34 PM

You go find that girl and ruin her vag

kittensXLI · 01-25-2009, 01:34 PM

Pour beer on your phone.

Tiduwho · 01-25-2009, 01:35 PM

That's awesome.

clayj41 · 01-25-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TheTallOne

Piihb

I mean she did turn over, and saying nothing is the universal signal for PIIHB.

Tiduwho · 01-25-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bohrman26

You go find that girl and ruin her vag

KnightofShadows · 01-25-2009, 02:00 PM

Call the girl back and tell her I have a good singing voice too. Then give her my number.

justink · 01-25-2009, 02:09 PM

ahhhahahahah

lolz

hahahahahahah

dude. NEVER ever

under any circumstances even answer the phone in bed with your girl.

unless you're 100% sure it's your mother calling to tell you someone died, in which case, it would be allowed.

man. you're so fucked!

mrottondo · 01-25-2009, 02:12 PM

well, your gf should understand that a rock band singer can get those kinda calls all the time, which doesnt mean you are being unfaithful to her..but to explain that to a woman and to her to actually understand it...i guess it's pretty much impossible

justink · 01-25-2009, 02:12 PM

okay, i got my laughs and thought about it.

this is what you do...

you have a chic friend at work call your bass player w/ pretty much the same message, change it up, have fun with it, whatever.

then make a reoccurring joke about it.

continue on for about 6 months so when the time comes where your girl is so desensitized to it, eventually you can say... "hey, remember the first time you heard one of these messages and freaked out? yeah, that was hilarious! we had been doing this for years before you even heard your first one!!! hahahah"

everyone laughs, then you piihb.

comerelaxnow · 01-25-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mrottondo

well, your gf should understand that a rock band singer can get those kinda calls all the time, which doesnt mean you are being unfaithful to her..but to explain that to a woman and to her to actually understand it...i guess it's pretty much impossible

She does. She said shes not mad at me just the situation. In other words...i can't win

HRDMB · 01-25-2009, 02:16 PM

lol it's a good problem to have

UNC41 · 01-25-2009, 02:18 PM

Two chicks at the same time.

DoOrDoNotNoTry · 01-25-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by justink

ahhhahahahah

lolz

hahahahahahah

dude. NEVER ever

under any circumstances even answer the phone in bed with your girl.

unless you're 100% sure it's your mother calling to tell you someone died, in which case, it would be allowed.

man. you're so fucked!

I've talked to my mom on the phone while I was balls deep in girls.

rconverse · 01-25-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DoOrDoNotNoTry

I've talked to my mom on the phone while I was balls deep in girls.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing this, Alex. Just saying.

justink · 01-25-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DoOrDoNotNoTry

I've talked to my mom on the phone while I was balls deep in girls.

did someone die?!

"no mom! i'm kinda busy right now!"

spoot388 · 01-25-2009, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justink

okay, i got my laughs and thought about it.

this is what you do...

you have a chic friend at work call your bass player w/ pretty much the same message, change it up, have fun with it, whatever.

then make a reoccurring joke about it.

continue on for about 6 months so when the time comes where your girl is so desensitized to it, eventually you can say... "hey, remember the first time you heard one of these messages and freaked out? yeah, that was hilarious! we had been doing this for years before you even heard your first one!!! hahahah"

everyone laughs, then you piihb.

i like the way you think. create an entire story around the phone call that leads back to even before the story was created. very nice.

Number41QT · 01-25-2009, 02:59 PM

You had the message from earlier in the night, saved it and played it on speakerphone so she'd be jealous. Didn't you!?

comerelaxnow · 01-25-2009, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Number41QT

You had the message from earlier in the night, saved it and played it on speakerphone so she'd be jealous. Didn't you!?

That would just be asking for a ruined night

Number41QT · 01-25-2009, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by comerelaxnow

That would just be asking for a ruined night

Just fuckin' with you. I agree with all of the beer pouring.....including the groupie bitch.

rconverse · 01-25-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Number41QT

Just fuckin' with you. I agree with all of the beer pouring.....including the groupie bitch.

Hey you.

Number41QT · 01-25-2009, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by rconverse

Hey you.

Hey You!!!

Edit: if you ever pull this nonsense when we are married....i'll shoot it in your hair and then pour beer on you!

rconverse · 01-25-2009, 03:04 PM

Tags are great.

rconverse · 01-25-2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Number41QT

Hey You!!!

Edit: if you ever pull this nonsense when we are married....i'll shoot it in your hair and then pour beer on you!

I've been scaling down on the groupies the past few months. Should be a non-issue by the time you graduate.

Number41QT · 01-25-2009, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rconverse

I've been scaling down on the groupies the past few months. Should be a non-issue by the time you graduate.

awesome!

afritsch · 01-25-2009, 03:18 PM

eh, im sure she understands it was just some random friend of the bass player's who doesnt actually know you.

justink · 01-25-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by afritsch

eh, im sure she understands it was just some random friend of the bass player's who doesnt actually know you.

that is using logic.

which females are famously void of.

Bohrman26 · 01-25-2009, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justink

that is using logic.

which females are famously void of.

01-25-2009, 01:31 PM	#1
comerelaxnow Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 11,590 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 1 My Tour Central Stats	What to do in this situation Last night im laying in bed with my girlfriend after having sex and we were watching tv. My phone rings and its my bass player. Now it was 1:30 in the morning on a saturday night so i figured it was a drunk call and i just let it go to voicemail thinking well if its important he will leave a voicemail. A couple mins later my phone beeps so i press the button for voice mail and i put it on speaker phone so that my girlfriend can hear it since i thought it would be a funny drunk call. Anyways the message starts and its a girls voice and she says "Hey this isn't John (my bass player) as you can tell but i love your singing voice and i want you to sing to me while i fuck the shit out of you. Anyways have a great night, i know i will!!!" 1st thing i do is look over at my girlfriend and her mouth is wide open in disbelief and she turns over and says nothing. What the hell do you do in that situation

01-25-2009, 01:32 PM	#2
TheTallOne Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Shawmut Posts: 9,025 Shows Seen: 8 DMB Hub Stubs: 7 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation Piihb

01-25-2009, 01:34 PM	#4
Bohrman26 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Your face Posts: 31,709 Shows Seen: 8 DMB Hub Stubs: 4 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation You go find that girl and ruin her vag

01-25-2009, 01:35 PM	#6
Tiduwho heh heh heh Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 65,591 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 1 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation That's awesome. __________________ "And later I talk to former Presidential candidate Gary Hart and tell him how more Democrats should follow his example -- and leave politics." - Stephen Colbert

01-25-2009, 02:00 PM	#9
KnightofShadows Quiver, ladies, quiver! Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,761 Shows Seen: 1 DMB Hub Stubs: 2 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation Call the girl back and tell her I have a good singing voice too. Then give her my number.

01-25-2009, 02:09 PM	#10
justink Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation ahhhahahahah lolz hahahahahahah dude. NEVER ever under any circumstances even answer the phone in bed with your girl. unless you're 100% sure it's your mother calling to tell you someone died, in which case, it would be allowed. man. you're so fucked!

01-25-2009, 02:12 PM	#11
mrottondo hmmm... Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Montevideo, Uruguay Posts: 32,508 Shows Seen: 3 DMB Hub Stubs: 5 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation well, your gf should understand that a rock band singer can get those kinda calls all the time, which doesnt mean you are being unfaithful to her..but to explain that to a woman and to her to actually understand it...i guess it's pretty much impossible __________________ Marcelo

01-25-2009, 02:12 PM	#12
justink Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Weir Everywhere Posts: 35,081 Shows Seen: 51 DMB Hub Stubs: 16 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation okay, i got my laughs and thought about it. this is what you do... you have a chic friend at work call your bass player w/ pretty much the same message, change it up, have fun with it, whatever. then make a reoccurring joke about it. continue on for about 6 months so when the time comes where your girl is so desensitized to it, eventually you can say... "hey, remember the first time you heard one of these messages and freaked out? yeah, that was hilarious! we had been doing this for years before you even heard your first one!!! hahahah" everyone laughs, then you piihb.

01-25-2009, 02:16 PM	#14
HRDMB J Greene Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: VA Posts: 688 Shows Seen: 63 DMB Hub Stubs: 22 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation lol it's a good problem to have __________________ -JHG-my shows

01-25-2009, 02:18 PM	#15
UNC41 Gimme Dat Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 27,804 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 2 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation Two chicks at the same time. __________________ Bryan You white, then you Ben Affleck.

01-25-2009, 02:59 PM	#20
Number41QT One Sweet World... Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,122 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 1 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation You had the message from earlier in the night, saved it and played it on speakerphone so she'd be jealous. Didn't you!? __________________ - Ajo Let's go CAPS!

01-25-2009, 03:04 PM	#25
rconverse Join Date: May 2003 Location: Pretty Boy Blue State Posts: 77,945 Shows Seen: 25 DMB Hub Stubs: 14 My Tour Central Stats	Re: What to do in this situation Tags are great.

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