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Old 01-08-2013, 05:47 PM   #37921
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Dibs.



New date guy and I have been playing twenty questions today. I asked him what he wanted to know and be said, "um only everything"
Sounds good.
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  • Old 01-08-2013, 05:48 PM   #37922
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    That translates to, "when can I get in those panties?"
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    Old 01-08-2013, 05:50 PM   #37923
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    That translates to, "when can I get in those panties?"
    Yeah pretty much.

    I can think of specifically shit I'd ask a girl if we were playing the question game.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 05:51 PM   #37924
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    When did Newcastle and Stella become really good beers?
    ....shut your face

    What do you drink?
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    Old 01-08-2013, 05:51 PM   #37925
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    I'd punch myself in the face if I ever said that, but best of luck to you two.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 05:52 PM   #37926
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    It was cute and innocent via texting. Sex didn't get brought up. Super hero characters, past medical conditions, and summertime got brought up.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 05:53 PM   #37927
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    I'd punch myself in the face if I ever said that, but best of luck to you two.
    Do it anyways.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 05:54 PM   #37928
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    It was cute and innocent via texting. Sex didn't get brought up. Super hero characters, past medical conditions, and summertime got brought up.
    super hero characters=superman underoos
    past medical conditions=std test
    summertime=bikini or one piece
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    Old 01-08-2013, 05:56 PM   #37929
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    Shut up guys. Are you being serious?
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    Old 01-08-2013, 05:57 PM   #37930
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    Butter you up to get in to the questions he really wants to ask. Just wait...
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    Old 01-08-2013, 05:59 PM   #37931
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    What he thinks he's going to do to you in bed: "Um, everything!"
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    Old 01-08-2013, 06:02 PM   #37932
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    What he thinks you're going to let him buy at the sex toy store: "Um, everything!"
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    Old 01-08-2013, 06:27 PM   #37933
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    When did Newcastle and Stella become really good beers?
    And Blue Moon!!
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    Old 01-08-2013, 06:32 PM   #37934
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    All sorts of beer snobbery going on in here.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 06:36 PM   #37935
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    I mean they're ok, middle of the road stuff, but still from large-scale manufacturers. Stella is especially just marketed to be higher class than it is by a gay Adrian Brody. I'd be impressed if a girl picked a craft brew and knew about it.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 06:40 PM   #37936
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    I liked the craft beer setup at the Chicago Caravan. Some good shit there.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 06:51 PM   #37937
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    Same in AC in 2011. Phish had a nice tent set up as well this past year
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    Old 01-08-2013, 06:53 PM   #37938
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    Beats the hell out of the usual Bud Light, Miller Light, Coors Light options.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:07 PM   #37939
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    I have never noticed or cared what a guy drinks. It would annoy me to know he cared what I drank.

    Ali, 20 questions guy obviously wants to see you naked/play just the tip.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:12 PM   #37940
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    I have never noticed or cared what a guy drinks. It would annoy me to know he cared what I drank.

    Ali, 20 questions guy obviously wants to see you naked/play just the tip.
    Wait, girls know about "just the tip"?! my life is a lie
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:15 PM   #37941
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    Wait, girls know about "just the tip"?! my life is a lie
    We do indeed, usually only after we've fallen for it once though.

    Mine was "I just want to lay naked with you." Totally fell for it.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:17 PM   #37942
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    We do indeed, usually only after we've fallen for it once though.

    Mine was "I just want to lay naked with you." Totally fell for it.
    you guys know about that one too?! or "i just want to take a shower with you to conserve water", that's another one. shit, my loose tongue is giving away all of our man secrets
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:20 PM   #37943
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    How about "I don't want to have sex" this works like a charm, it drives girls crazy. Get a hot girl with low self esteem and that one will get you raped.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:21 PM   #37944
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    How about "I don't want to have sex" this works like a charm, it drives girls crazy. Get a hot girl with low self esteem and that one will get you raped.
    Reverse psychology. When a girl goes on and on about how she doesn't want to have sex yet or wants to wait and you turn it around on her about how you're resisting her and all that and act like you don't want her in return, it takes the power from her and then she jumps you. That was my go to in college.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:22 PM   #37945
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    lets just make out, lets just cuddle, i just wanna hold you...

    yup. all lead to banging
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:23 PM   #37946
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    Girls that drink good beer are good by me. It's all I drink, so if she's up to try anything, that's great.

    A number of different girls suggested 20 questions to me in that beginning text stage. And it eventually turned to sex questions absolutely every time.

    Usually the guy is waiting for the girl to cross a boundary (in other words send the "hey it's cool to talk about sex stuff now" message), and then lay in. I'd recommend testing the waters with a risky question Alli. Girls can usually make that move without any repercussions, while having a lot of upside potential for flirting.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:24 PM   #37947
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    It has to be a younger girl though. Someone tried the reverse psychology thing on me and I just called him out on it. He laughed and admitted it.
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    I just flop my dick on the table, rattle the dishes that are on it, and the rest takes care of itself.
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    Old 01-08-2013, 08:25 PM   #37949
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    Girls that drink good beer are good by me. It's all I drink, so if she's up to try anything, that's great.

    20 questions for me in that beginning text stage eventually turned to sex questions absolutely every time...usually the guy is waiting for the girl to cross a boundary (in other words send the "hey it's cool to talk about sex stuff now" message), and then lay in. I'd recommend testing the waters with a risky question Alli. Girls can usually make that move without any repercussions, while having a lot of upside potential for flirting.
    Yeah usually once there's one question that's borderline questionable, it's on. It usually comes up like a whole "just so you know, I'm not that kinda girl and I want to wait" and then it leads to "well not that I don't like sex" which leads to the kinds of sex they like.
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    I just flop my dick on the table, rattle the dishes that are on it, and the rest takes care of itself.
    I <3 you.
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