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wnderwoman · 11-06-2013, 09:35 AM

The faking thing honestly probably has a lot to do with girls thinking they're "supposed" to finish no matter what the guy does. You watch a movie and you see a girl and a guy having sex and he like gives 2-3 pumps and she's writhing all around having an orgasm.

Unreal expectations play a part in it. Or you just want to get it over with, because he sucks.

dmbgodagirl41 · 11-06-2013, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by wnderwoman

The faking thing honestly probably has a lot to do with girls thinking they're "supposed" to finish no matter what the guy does. You watch a movie and you see a girl and a guy having sex and he like gives 2-3 pumps and she's writhing all around having an orgasm.

Unreal expectations play a part in it. Or you just want to get it over with, because he sucks.

This, exactly.

cry_minarets458 · 11-06-2013, 09:45 AM

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What a whoooooooooooooooooore!

I mean I mean I mean 100. yeah.

rconverse · 11-06-2013, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by wnderwoman

The faking thing honestly probably has a lot to do with girls thinking they're "supposed" to finish no matter what the guy does. You watch a movie and you see a girl and a guy having sex and he like gives 2-3 pumps and she's writhing all around having an orgasm.

Unreal expectations play a part in it. Or you just want to get it over with, because he sucks.

I try to finish when the girl finishes but if that doesn't seem like it's going to happen, I finish and move onto plan B, which is me leaving. The system works.

dmbgodagirl41 · 11-06-2013, 10:42 AM

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I try to finish when the girl finishes but if that doesn't seem like it's going to happen, I finish and move onto plan B, which is me leaving. The system works.

"Won that race! I'll see myself out."

win.

DoOrDoNotNoTry · 11-06-2013, 10:52 AM

There are a couple names I don't remember (one I never got).

But I keep a list of them all to keep count.

dmbgodagirl41 · 11-06-2013, 10:56 AM

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There are a couple names I don't remember (one I never got).

But I keep a list of them all to keep count.

You won't ever forget me. HEYYOOOOOOOOOO.

DoOrDoNotNoTry · 11-06-2013, 11:01 AM

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You won't ever forget me. HEYYOOOOOOOOOO.

Hey, if you want to be added to the list, just let me know.

dmbgodagirl41 · 11-06-2013, 11:15 AM

Once my birth control is refilled, I'll be in touch.

aicdmb · 11-06-2013, 11:27 AM

Females and orgasms is a great topic......cant you help yourself out, think of something that turns you on, or tell the dude what you want to help you get there???? These sound like much better options than calling it a day, and thinking about what to put on your ham and cheese..

wnderwoman · 11-06-2013, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by aicdmb

Females and orgasms is a great topic......cant you help yourself out, think of something that turns you on, or tell the dude what you want to help you get there???? These sound like much better options than calling it a day, and thinking about what to put on your ham and cheese..

I have no problem at all being ultra specific about what I want, and I know exactly what gets me there, some guys are just literally moronic and don't follow instructions well.

Nick@Night · 11-06-2013, 11:31 AM

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I have no problem at all being ultra specific about what I want, and I know exactly what gets me there, some guys are just literally moronic and don't follow instructions well.

We don't read directions. I will build this cabinet the way I want to. Same with giving you an orgasm. The fact there's screws left over just means I'm being efficient.

aicdmb · 11-06-2013, 11:32 AM

The better you follow instructions, the more you get to do it....we love instructions

Nick@Night · 11-06-2013, 11:35 AM

I'll turn this dick around if you don't shut the fuck up and quit telling me where to go. I see the tunnel, it's self explanatory.

wnderwoman · 11-06-2013, 11:36 AM

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We don't read directions. I will build this cabinet the way I want to. Same with giving you an orgasm. The fact there's screws left over just means I'm being efficient.

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I'll turn this dick around if you don't shut the fuck up and quit telling me where to go. I see the tunnel, it's self explanatory.

And...there you have it folks.

aicdmb · 11-06-2013, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Nick@Night

I'll turn this dick around if you don't shut the fuck up and quit telling me where to go. I see the tunnel, it's self explanatory.

Nick@Night · 11-06-2013, 11:38 AM

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And...there you have it folks.

I might listen to you.

dmbgodagirl41 · 11-06-2013, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by aicdmb

Females and orgasms is a great topic......cant you help yourself out, think of something that turns you on, or tell the dude what you want to help you get there???? These sound like much better options than calling it a day, and thinking about what to put on your ham and cheese..

I do this now, but my commentary was more towards people in their 20s.

But like Angela said, you can sometimes give as much direction as you want, some guys are just complete dumbasses.

**dmbetc** · 11-06-2013, 12:06 PM

If you don't take me to O town I'm not putting in the extra energy to fake it.

"Better luck next time champ, get out."

dmbgodagirl41 · 11-06-2013, 12:24 PM

Sparky, is this you?
http://youtu.be/IS82ByA9DI0

thechad90000 · 11-06-2013, 12:29 PM

Everything would be just a lot easier if people just communicated what they wanted in bed.

aicdmb · 11-06-2013, 12:33 PM

Yeah...and talking about it turns you on even more

Tiduwho · 11-06-2013, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wnderwoman

The faking thing honestly probably has a lot to do with girls thinking they're "supposed" to finish no matter what the guy does. You watch a movie and you see a girl and a guy having sex and he like gives 2-3 pumps and she's writhing all around having an orgasm.

Unreal expectations play a part in it. Or you just want to get it over with, because he sucks.

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Originally Posted by dmbgodagirl41

This, exactly.

So you're saying a guy will refuse to cum unless he's made sure you have first? Sounds annoying lol. And unrealistic from intercourse. A guy should just take the time to get that over with ahead of time. Then the intercourse is gravy.

Tiduwho · 11-06-2013, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick@Night

I'll turn this dick around if you don't shut the fuck up and quit telling me where to go. I see the tunnel, it's self explanatory.

wnderwoman · 11-06-2013, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiduwho

So you're saying a guy will refuse to cum unless he's made sure you have first? Sounds annoying lol. And unrealistic from intercourse. A guy should just take the time to get that over with ahead of time. Then the intercourse is gravy.

You'd be surprised how many guys think they're amazing and just have to get you off with their magical tricks.

Meanwhile my vagina is numb from whatever it is that you think you're doing down there and I am wondering if I will ever get off my back.

Edit: I am not making this shit up, I am sure every girl in here, (all 3 of us) will back me up.

TempHelpNeeded · 11-06-2013, 05:08 PM

I got the magic stick!

aicdmb · 11-06-2013, 05:54 PM

Mentions swirl

SYDM6 · 11-06-2013, 06:13 PM

Is there a knuckle involved in any way?

Nick@Night · 11-06-2013, 08:14 PM

How's this for stupid logic? Some people think you have slept with someone, therefore you proposition this someone to sleep with you, since many think it happened already. Because, why not?

AllifromOhio · 11-06-2013, 09:26 PM

KT will sleep with you Nick.

11-06-2013, 09:35 AM	#42271
wnderwoman Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 26,454 Shows Seen: 0 DMB Hub Stubs: 2 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Dating is miserable The faking thing honestly probably has a lot to do with girls thinking they're "supposed" to finish no matter what the guy does. You watch a movie and you see a girl and a guy having sex and he like gives 2-3 pumps and she's writhing all around having an orgasm. Unreal expectations play a part in it. Or you just want to get it over with, because he sucks.

11-06-2013, 10:52 AM	#42276
DoOrDoNotNoTry Join Date: May 2005 Location: Baltimore Posts: 4,416 Shows Seen: 15 DMB Hub Stubs: 10 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Dating is miserable There are a couple names I don't remember (one I never got). But I keep a list of them all to keep count. __________________ -Alex

11-06-2013, 11:35 AM	#42284
Nick@Night Big Nick Energy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 33,954 Shows Seen: 16 DMB Hub Stubs: 11 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Dating is miserable I'll turn this dick around if you don't shut the fuck up and quit telling me where to go. I see the tunnel, it's self explanatory. __________________ I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second-guessing.

11-06-2013, 12:29 PM	#42291
thechad90000 You're Goddamn Right Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Knoxvegas Posts: 46,484 Shows Seen: 3 DMB Hub Stubs: 4 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Dating is miserable Everything would be just a lot easier if people just communicated what they wanted in bed. __________________ "Her one drink had Cecelia giggling and talking and she was explaining that animals had souls too. Nobody challenged her opinion. It was possible, we knew. What we weren't sure of was if we had any. - Charles Bukowski

11-06-2013, 05:08 PM	#42296
TempHelpNeeded Green Hat Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 41,810 Shows Seen: 48 DMB Hub Stubs: 18 My Tour Central Stats	I got the magic stick! __________________ - Greg - Registered AntsMarching.org Offender "This is Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination."

11-06-2013, 06:13 PM	#42298
SYDM6 Join Date: May 2002 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 1,093 Shows Seen: 18 DMB Hub Stubs: 10 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Dating is miserable Is there a knuckle involved in any way?

11-06-2013, 08:14 PM	#42299
Nick@Night Big Nick Energy Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 33,954 Shows Seen: 16 DMB Hub Stubs: 11 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Dating is miserable How's this for stupid logic? Some people think you have slept with someone, therefore you proposition this someone to sleep with you, since many think it happened already. Because, why not? __________________ I've done the math enough to know the dangers of our second-guessing.

11-06-2013, 09:26 PM	#42300
AllifromOhio Formerly known as Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Phoenix Posts: 39,538 Shows Seen: 97 DMB Hub Stubs: 26 My Tour Central Stats	Re: Dating is miserable KT will sleep with you Nick.

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