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Old 04-30-2008, 07:30 AM   #121
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Re: Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor

Put an add in the paper for "a large black dude who can swing a bat" because you think there's a waste basket theft in the area....because someone keeps moving yours.
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    I'm not sure Mrs. Beefy would like the whole "sleep with his wife" thing.
    listen, do you want our help or not? cause at some point, you're gonna have to take this dude's wife to bone city. it's the only way he'll learn, beefy.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:32 AM   #123
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    My second favourite term behind rad. I say it all the time. I think I said it in this thread.
    I've read you post it so many times that I have to catch myself from saying it at work at my tables. True story.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:32 AM   #124
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    I'm not sure Mrs. Beefy would like the whole "sleep with his wife" thing.


    Just let her know it's for the good of revenge. She'll understand.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:33 AM   #125
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    My second favourite term behind rad. I say it all the time. I think I said it in this thread.
    Because of you I have been saying rad lately. I posted DF's Go to Hell video on FB and referred to it as rad. My wife looked at me and said, "Did you just say 'rad?' Really?"

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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:33 AM   #126
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    It would really just be hate sex, so she shouldn't get upset right?
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    I'd laugh if it ends up being your wife.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:34 AM   #128
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    Put an add in the paper for "a large black dude who can swing a bat" because you think there's a waste basket theft in the area....because someone keeps moving yours.
    http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...thth687926.gif
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:34 AM   #129
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    I'd laugh if it ends up being your wife.
    Nah, she gets pissed about it too.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:34 AM   #130
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    Re: Need Ant's help in effing with douchebag neighbor

    what you should do is wait until right after the garbage men pick up the trash and then run outside and glue your cans to the sidewalk. and then while douchey doucherson is trying to figure out why he's not strong enough to lift your cans, you sneak into his house and bang his wife.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:34 AM   #131
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    I'm not sure Mrs. Beefy would like the whole "sleep with his wife" thing.

    Also, I don't know why, but I really think it's a woman doing it. Not a guy. I picture her being some housewife with too much time on her hands.
    I do, too. She watches Desperate Housewives on Sunday evenings and Oprah every day after she gets back from tanning but before pruning her shrubs.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:35 AM   #132
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    that gif makes me crack up so bad. I love it.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:35 AM   #133
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    what you should do is wait until right after the garbage men pick up the trash and then run outside and glue your cans to the sidewalk. and then while douchey doucherson is trying to figure out why he's not strong enough to lift your cans, you sneak into his house and bang his wife.
    What if it's a a woman though? Bang her husband?
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:35 AM   #134
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    I do, too. She watches Desperate Housewives on Sunday evenings and Oprah every day after she gets back from tanning but before pruning her shrubs.


    Exactly.
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    I've read you post it so many times that I have to catch myself from saying it at work at my tables. True story.
    That's rad!

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    Because of you I have been saying rad lately. I posted DF's Go to Hell video on FB and referred to it as rad. My wife looked at me and said, "Did you just say 'rad?' Really?"

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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:36 AM   #136
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    What if it's a a woman though? Bang her husband?
    Make sure you post pics.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:36 AM   #137
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    That's rad!

    Sexcellent.
    I totally saw that coming as soon as I saw his post.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:37 AM   #138
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    So I have read the first page or so and have come to this conclusion...


    Your neighbor = Dre.
    True
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:37 AM   #139
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    What if it's a a woman though? Bang her husband?
    Obviously.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:37 AM   #140
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    I do, too. She watches Desperate Housewives on Sunday evenings and Oprah every day after she gets back from tanning but before pruning her shrubs.
    that actually sounds a lot like hudak.
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    Lemons and masturbation.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:39 AM   #142
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    I totally saw that coming as soon as I saw his post.
    How could I not?

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    that actually sounds a lot like hudak.
    Oh you're WAY off. He's going to be so offended. He prefers to watch Ellen. He thinks Oprah's a little too old fashioned for him and the girls on the Curves circuit.
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    Lemons and masturbation.
    moons over mi-hami ftw!
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:39 AM   #144
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    Lemons and masturbation.
    I don't know what this has to do with my situation, but I agree whole-heartedly.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 07:42 AM   #145
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    True


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    What if it's a a woman though? Bang her husband?
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    Old 04-30-2008, 08:09 AM   #147
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    Id call the police for trespassing.
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    Hang out on the roof with a .22, BOOM, headshot. Say you thought it was a robber.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 09:03 AM   #149
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    stake-out!

    wait to see who he/she is and when they bring your trash can up, walk outside in a robe and slippers with a cup of coffee in your hands and say. "excuse me mr. trashperson, but my cans go over there on the side of the house. yeah, thank you" and as they try to talk to you just keep cutting them off.
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    Old 04-30-2008, 09:13 AM   #150
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    this will also work better if you have an annoying as shit jack russel terrier with you.
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