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Old 12-07-2009, 12:01 PM   #121
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Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

Damnit. This thread is killing me studying for Finals. Now I'm sitting here with a bag of popcorn.

OP- if she's that calm about the entire situation and is taking a nap before the test, come on man. No 20 year-old girl would be that calm if she was knocked up. I think she might be having fun at your expense.
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

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    her BC is 97-99%. a condom is 98%. the exact same.

    this is like us fucking, me knowing there is a hole in my condom, still telling her its good and using it anyway, and then busting inside of her.

    would that be her fault or mine?
    The answer is both. If you feel you're ready to bone, you're ready for the consequences.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:01 PM   #123
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    Because it is?
    If I keep this giggle fit up I might just shit my pants.

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    I only provide alcohol to girls under the age of 18, super hot and tight.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:01 PM   #124
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

    Can you change your av from Animal House to the ultrasound?
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:01 PM   #125
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    If she's not on BC, it's just as much hers as it is yours...
    Bingo!
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:01 PM   #126
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

    How the conversation should have went down:

    Slut: OMG I might be pregnant!
    MDrums: Not if my $450 has anything to do with it, flush it out.

    Rowe Vs. Wade is still in effect, my friend.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:02 PM   #127
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

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    If I keep this giggle fit up I might just shit my pants.

    How you been?
    Good man, just hangin out after school waiting for our basketball game. You?
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:02 PM   #128
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

    Maybe your slampiece doesn't have to take a piss yet? Ever think of that? Why's everything have to be on your schedule? What if the kids got soccer practice, but you have a dentist appointment at the same time? What are you going to do daddy?

    Also, best time to take a pregnancy test is in the morning - you might be freaking out for awhile.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:02 PM   #129
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

    OP's ex girlfriend is lurking with a bag of popcorn also
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:02 PM   #130
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    Good man, just hangin out after school waiting for our basketball game. You?
    Same shit, same town, not much is new.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #131
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    Ants help Ants get sum....ironic no?
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #132
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    Well you can kiss your band goodbye....

    That sucks too cause you were awesome.
    never. thats probably how ill have to pay for the whole thing
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #133
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    Same shit, same town, not much is new.
    I hear ya. WNY is pretty shitty this time of year. Luckily there hasn't been much snow as of yet...
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #134
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

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    Seriously OP just chill the fuck out.....It's going to be ok.....


    Here this will help
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    Rly though the internet has so much info for helping to raise a baby. This should be a non issue in todays age.


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    Bingo.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #135
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    They should put some kind of warning on the boxes saying condoms and Birth Control are not fully effective.
    They do, it's right on the package.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #136
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

    *waits for the inevitable "I called my ex to tell him that I'm pregnant to mess with him" joke response thread
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:03 PM   #137
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    They do, it's right on the package.
    Sarcasm detector on the fritz?
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:04 PM   #138
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    Some good suggestions

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DItL...eature=related
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:04 PM   #139
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    They do, it's right on the package.
    Uh...I think that was the joke.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:04 PM   #140
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    They do, it's right on the package.
    rly?
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:04 PM   #141
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    They do, it's right on the package.
    "Friends" knowledge fail.
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:05 PM   #142
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    The OP is on the show Jersey Shore right?
    Sounds like The Situation has a situation.
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

    its 25 degrees outside so im just going to go for a walk and cool off. ill probably accidentally walk my way to CVS and buy a pregnancy test, and then accidentally walk to her apartment and point a crossbow at her until she pees on it. depending on how the test turns out, i may or may not pull the trigger. i will report back to ants accordingly.
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    Re: I am freaking the FUCK out (womenfailC)

    home pregnancy tests can often have false negatives
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    "Friends" knowledge fail.
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    home pregnancy tests can often have false negatives
    It's the true positives you have to look out for though...
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    you should have taken ants advice and piihb
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    Sarcasm detector on the fritz?
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    Uh...I think that was the joke.
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    rly?
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    "Friends" knowledge fail.
    You guys suck...what the fuck do you think I was quoting???

    and Ricky we just watched this episode in the last week or so
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    Old 12-07-2009, 12:07 PM   #149
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    its 25 degrees outside so im just going to go for a walk and cool off. ill probably accidentally walk my way to CVS and buy a pregnancy test, and then accidentally walk to her apartment and point a crossbow at her until she pees on it. depending on how the test turns out, i may or may not pull the trigger. i will report back to ants accordingly.
    You should probably pawn your crossbow off on the way to her apartment. Diapers are expensive.
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    home pregnancy tests can often have false negatives


    OP is going to be in for a rough day.
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