Good morning gang... looks like I have some fodder for a recap.
Between Brad and Lexie there will be enough whoring to go around during SPAC weekend to satisfy the entire lawn. Phew, I was getting worried there for a little while. Also, why is Lexie bothering going to Queens?!?! Seriously?!?! JaMarcus had sooo much fun moving this weekend that he is opening his own van line business,
http://millerlitemoving.com. Yes that is white powder falling from the sky again. Mother Nature sure is a bitch sometimes. Alyssa is hoping that for the first time in history you get something for coming in 2nd place. How cute. Via the Frozen Four, we all found out the John's alma mater is Nebraska-Omaha. Shock of shockers. And last, but not least, Ed Smuggy McSmugerton is feeling all chipper after winning the NCAA bracket. 'Hey I already get in free, so what to do with my loot?!?!' 'Bail and bribe $$$?!?!' Then he plays the cool card and brings in Ballsfest and the kids. He is moving into Brad-type smug territory.