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View Poll Results: What makes a good lay?
I'm a girl -- if he/she puts forth effort and mixes it up. 23 4.94%
I'm a girl -- if he/she gets me to O-Town, thats awesome. 12 2.58%
I'm a girl -- as long as I'm getting some, it's good. 4 0.86%
I'm a guy -- as long as I bust a nut. 63 13.52%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he isn't boring. 209 44.85%
I'm a guy -- as long as she/he makes like a porn star. 51 10.94%
As long as he/she doesn't talk. 5 1.07%
I'm a virgin; I think getting laid would be excellent. 47 10.09%
I'm married, and therefore have as much sex as the virgins. 25 5.36%
Who stole my damn trash cans?? 27 5.79%
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:17 AM   #121
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Re: Define "Good Sex".

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Jake, can you please tell us what McWyffe posted and then deleted?
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It was about a member of your family
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it was the story of why i am still a virgin.
i actually have never even touched a woman. no sort of play what so ever.

edit: im only 15 years old tho.
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    It was about a member of your family
    Well I've already been apologized to in advance for all references to the family member I think you're referring to, so I would have allowed it.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:18 AM   #123
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    I'm uncomfortable!

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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:18 AM   #124
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    I gotta say, Snuggies >>>>>>>>>>>> Wintersox.
    I think I'm going to go back to the Snuggie woman with the swine flu mask. I've been sick for weeks. I need to put my mask back on.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:18 AM   #125
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

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    How can she do that, cook and wash the dishs at the same time?
    Don't know, but the bitch better figure it out or there'll be hell to pay.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:19 AM   #126
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    How can she do that, cook and wash the dishs at the same time?
    If she knows what's good for her, she'll find a way.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:24 AM   #127
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    If she knows what's good for her, she'll find a way.
    Well, Jake, already did tell her twice.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:28 AM   #128
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    Well, Jake, already did tell her twice.
    how do you know? Does she have two black eyes?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:29 AM   #129
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    Well I've already been apologized to in advance for all references to the family member I think you're referring to, so I would have allowed it.
    I'm just glad you've come to terms with how hot your mom is
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:30 AM   #130
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    how do you know? Does she have two black eyes?
    She always has black eyes. She must piss off a lot of people more than once.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:31 AM   #131
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    I'm just glad you've come to terms with how hot your mom is
    Hmm, actually, I have not received any apologies regarding my mom. In that case, force Wyffels to apologize now or be banned please.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:36 AM   #132
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    Hmm, actually, I have not received any apologies regarding my mom. In that case, force Wyffels to apologize now or be banned please.
    But your mom is hot.


    I hope Katie gets done at the trough soon, I'm saving my best lines for her return.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:37 AM   #133
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:38 AM   #134
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    But your mom is hot.


    I hope Katie gets done at the trough soon, I'm saving my best lines for her return.
    All I'm saying is that she better be thankful that Wilbur doesn't send her ass to Elmer's Glue Company.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:38 AM   #135
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    I hope Katie gets done at the trough soon, I'm saving my best lines for her return.
    *Gets snacks and a pop and waits patiently...*
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:41 AM   #136
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    I don't think I've ever had "bad" sex.

    Edit: Some chick farted on my nutsack once. I guess that could be considered bad.

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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:42 AM   #137
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    *Gets snacks and a pop and waits patiently...*
    I just called Pizza Slut. Any specific toppings you want?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:42 AM   #138
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    I'll be honest.. I try, hard, to make the girl happy.. but at the end of the night.. I got mine, I'm gonna sleep good
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:44 AM   #139
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    I hope Katie gets done at the trough soon.
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    I don't think I've ever had "bad" sex.

    Edit: Some chick farted on my nutsack once. I guess that could be considered bad.
    I think that was her asshole complaining cuz it wanted some action too.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:57 AM   #141
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

    Wonder where Katie went
    for lunch, most assuredly
    it's Golden Corral
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:58 AM   #142
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    Could this be considered "bad sex"?

    http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/he...-61110862.html
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    Old 09-24-2009, 11:59 AM   #143
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    No matter how horny
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    Old 09-24-2009, 12:12 PM   #144
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    Re: Define "Good Sex".

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    Um, we'll try if you change your user title. Cuz you're in denial.
    Denial of what?

    Edit: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. fixing!

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    Typical broad


    now iron my shirt!
    Sorry, I only make pies today.

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    Don't know, but the bitch better figure it out or there'll be hell to pay.
    hahahaahahaha terrrible.

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    I don't think I've ever had "bad" sex.

    Edit: Some chick farted on my nutsack once. I guess that could be considered bad.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 12:21 PM   #145
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    Denial of what?

    Edit: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. fixing!



    Sorry, I only make pies today.



    hahahaahahaha terrrible.


    Who let the chick use the computer?

    done mopping the floors?
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    Old 09-24-2009, 12:21 PM   #146
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    Wonder where Katie went
    for lunch, most assuredly
    it's Golden Corral
    I went downstairs
    To read a book and eat soup
    In the warm fall sun.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 12:22 PM   #147
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    Who let the chick use the computer?

    done mopping the floors?
    Know your role and mow the lawn, gorrilla.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 12:24 PM   #148
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    I went downstairs
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    In the warm fall sun.
    I call bullshit. I'm pretty sure you're still chewing.
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    Old 09-24-2009, 12:24 PM   #149
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    Know your role and mow the lawn, gorrilla.
    Well played...


    Katie's lunch; no eats
    breaks out the nine inch dildo
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    Old 09-24-2009, 12:37 PM   #150
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    I went downstairs
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    In the warm fall sun.
    first line haiku fail
    stupid woman has small brains
    better stick to baking
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