10-12-2005, 02:46 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
John Corzine is El Chupacabra
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10-12-2005, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Corzine is semi responsible for the Armenian Genocide
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10-12-2005, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine is El Gordo from El Gordo y la Flaca.
Doug Forrester supported TuPac in the great Rap wars. Jon Corzine hates the movie Scarface.
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10-12-2005, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Soulless Autonomatonomonapotons, Amherst, MA
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
For 2 hours last Friday Doug Forrester single-handedly brought back the Romanov Dynasty.
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10-12-2005, 03:11 PM
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T. Beck Minzemeyer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Soulless Autonomatonomonapotons, Amherst, MA
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine is the father of Whitney Houstan's fat daughter.
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10-12-2005, 03:13 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Ocean
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Doug Forrester BM'ed off the top of Sears tower.
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10-12-2005, 03:27 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine has been seen asking children to play Aladdin with him
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10-12-2005, 03:31 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
"Did I ever tell you about the time John Corzine took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Corzine takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Corzine yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
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10-12-2005, 03:33 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
I once saw Doug Forrester scissor kick Angela Landsbury
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10-12-2005, 03:35 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine framed Roger Rabbit
The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Corzine - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men
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10-12-2005, 03:38 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
John Corzine drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.
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10-12-2005, 03:39 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine administers heroin to unwitting newborns.
Doug Forrester tips over elderly people's shopping carts. |
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10-12-2005, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: georgia
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
John Corzine likes pepsi over coke, but perfers coke over crack.
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10-12-2005, 03:40 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Philly
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine wants to pee in your butt.
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10-12-2005, 03:41 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine enjoys going to at least 2 bris a month
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10-12-2005, 03:41 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Doug Forrester believes genocide is a good thing.
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10-12-2005, 03:43 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Doug Forrester has a toenail on the end of his penis
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10-12-2005, 03:45 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine's hair on his head is the consistency and texture of pubic hair.
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10-12-2005, 03:45 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine is pro-choice, as long as the choice is abortion, and he is allowed to eat the baby's heart after he pushes the mother down the steps.
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10-12-2005, 03:46 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Doug Forrester enjoys a good meal. A good meal to poop on and feed to young ghetto dwellers.
Jon Corzine has gone on the record as having a strange desire to masturbate with Al Roker's liposuction fat.
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10-12-2005, 03:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
 Oh man... I can't be reading this thread during class... holy shit. 
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10-12-2005, 03:47 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Doug Forrester is pro-suicide.
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10-12-2005, 03:48 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
John Corzine steals the nocturnal emissions of teenage boys
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10-12-2005, 03:48 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Doug Forrester is part of the NOS mafia in Philly.
Jon Corzine sold Trey Anastasio his first 8 ball
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10-12-2005, 03:50 PM
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T. Beck Minzemeyer
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Soulless Autonomatonomonapotons, Amherst, MA
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Doug Forrester kidnapped two Indian children and brought them into the United States. He made quick stop at the Brigham Young University psychology department (because he thought they were homosexual and had an independent streak that made it difficult for him to love them). After 7 days of electroshock and doping that would bring down a baby elephant came Dr. Sanjay Gupta and US Congressman/Louisiana Republican gubernatorial candidate Bobby Jindal.
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10-12-2005, 03:52 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Doug Forrester has a fetish for field mice.
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10-12-2005, 03:53 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine has a bowl of green Excedrin on his desk. He once told his secretary that they were actually Ecstacy. When she didnt believe him, he fed her a loving handful of the Excedrin. He then proceeded to have sex with her in tnhe back of a volkswagen. That young girl grew up to be Julie Andrews.
Doug Forrester bought bunk molly and thought it was the awesome.
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10-12-2005, 03:53 PM
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Did I ever tell you about the time Corzine taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Corzine said it would've happened sometime.
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10-12-2005, 03:54 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Corzine likes to float over field mice and bops them on the head.
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10-12-2005, 03:54 PM
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Plumbing Joe
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Providence
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans
Jon Corzine is a son of a bitch.
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