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Old 10-12-2005, 03:55 PM   #91
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Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

Doug Forrester listens to Norah Jones and touches himself...
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine was single handedly responsible for Fantasia Barrino winning American Idol.
    Doug Forrester cheers for the Green Knight at Medieval Times
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    Old 10-12-2005, 03:57 PM   #93
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Quote:
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    Jon Corzine would take Doug's mother, Dorothy Forrester, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
    Dorothy Forrester is a saint.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:01 PM   #94
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    The Seed 2.0 by the Roots was actually written about Doug Forrester.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:02 PM   #95
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine masterminded the assassination of John Lennon.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:03 PM   #96
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester actually killed lacy petterson.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:04 PM   #97
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    horton actually saw Jon Corzine
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:06 PM   #98
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Quote:
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    Jon Corzine masterminded the assassination of John Lennon.
    by planting subliminal messages in The Catcher in the Rye
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:07 PM   #99
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine introduced the black eyed peas to each other.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:08 PM   #100
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester wrote the song "Mmm Bop".
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:13 PM   #101
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    John Corzine is impervious to sarcasm
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:25 PM   #102
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester closed this thread: http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/sh...d.php?t=148351
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:32 PM   #103
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Quote:
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    John Corzine started this one :http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/sh...=download+lost
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:34 PM   #104
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester origionally wrote Angel From Montgumery.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:38 PM   #105
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    John Corzine thinks that the university of rutgers football team has a "fighting chance" every week in which it plays.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:57 PM   #106
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine hates Crumbo!
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    Old 10-12-2005, 04:59 PM   #107
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester banned Freddy from these boards.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:13 PM   #108
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine is a puppy for my love.

    Doug Forrester prefers KFC to Popeye's

    Jon Corzine invented the avian flu

    Doug Forrester enjoys fisting catholic school girls

    Jon Corzine refused to donate during the Hurricane benefit concerts

    Doug Forrester once handed out AIDS Cocktails and yelled Hi 5 everyone!
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:15 PM   #109
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    Jon Corzine thinks that Arnold is the greastest govenor of all time.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:17 PM   #110
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester used to pick Dave up everyday when he was a baby, which later was used as insperation to Dave for an entire CD.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:21 PM   #111
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Jon Corzine's middle name is Tawatha

    Doug Forrester is responsible for raising the price of the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger at Wendy's

    Jon Corzine almost stopped the crunchwrap from being invented.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:25 PM   #112
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    Re: Jon Corzine Molests Quadraplegic Orphans

    Doug Forrester thinks the song Angel sucks... unless of course it is played with the lovely ladies guesting.

    Jon Corzine always laughs at Jerry's Kids.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:27 PM   #113
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    Doug Forrester unpasteurizes pasteurized milk

    Jon Corzine enjoys watching women breast feed on the train.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:29 PM   #114
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    Doug Forrester is that asshole that always leaves streak marks in the toilet when he comes to visit.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:30 PM   #115
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    Jon Corzine asks if girls want tickets to the gun show
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:34 PM   #116
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    Doug Forrester is that guy thats always naked at trys to talk to you in the locker room at your gym.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:37 PM   #117
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    Jon Corzine is known to march around in his boxer shorts with his nuts hanging out, while smoking a fine cigar.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:38 PM   #118
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    Doug Forrester traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees for a blowjob from Micky Mantle.
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    Old 10-12-2005, 05:41 PM   #119
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    Jon Corzine has sex with pregnant women to "get that extra sucking effect"

    Doug Forrester asks doctors to "Throw in a stitch for Daddy"
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    Jon Corzine invented diarreha.

    Doug Forrester is the reason that white men cant jump.
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