Re: would you do her? (handless/feetlessC)
A man is walking along a beach and sees a girl with no arms and no legs lying in the sand crying. He stops to ask her why she is crying, and she responds "because I've never been hugged." So he hugs her, she is happy, and he goes on his way.
The next day, the man is walking along the beach and sees the same girl lying in the sand crying. He again stops to ask why she is crying, and she responds "because I've never been kissed." So he kisses her, she is again happy, and he again goes on his way.
The next day, the man is walking along the beach and sees the girl once more crying in the sand. He again stops to ask why she is crying, and she responds "because I've never been fucked." So he picks her up, tosses her into the ocean, and calls out to her "there, now you're fucked!"
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Originally Posted by jordanbball17
Aren't you the one that quoted yourself in your sig? Nice.
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