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Old 03-11-2012, 01:52 PM   #171391
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look for me ill be wearing green and irish step dancing on the streets of boston
That's like saying, "I'm black and I'll be crip walking in the streets of Compton."



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  • Old 03-11-2012, 01:52 PM   #171392
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    I meant that you're not a fatty, so he won't notice you.

    Joke fail.
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    Old 03-11-2012, 01:53 PM   #171393
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    Laura, you're too skinny. He won't notice you.
    Blasphemy, Slaurs is bangin'
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    Old 03-11-2012, 01:54 PM   #171394
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    That's like saying, "I'm black and I'll be crip walking in the streets of Compton."



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    I meant that you're not a fatty, so he won't notice you.

    Joke fail.
    oh
    ya doug likes extra cushion for the pushin

    ill find some extra curvy women for doug
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    Old 03-11-2012, 01:54 PM   #171395
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    Blasphemy, Slaurs is bangin'
    I'd bang slaurs.


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    Old 03-11-2012, 01:56 PM   #171396
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    not sure if that's a compliment or if i shuold lock my doors
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    Old 03-11-2012, 01:57 PM   #171397
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    ya i agree today sucks. lost an hour and im stuck inside hungover doing physics hw on this beautiful afternoon

    look for me ill be wearing green and irish step dancing on the streets of boston
    Find me and maybe I'll buy you a beer....after I kick you square in the shins
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    no i'm not

    and i'm very loud he'll hear me miles away
    Go ahead and scream "Doug" in a crowd...see if I turn around
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    quirk a lurk

    oh
    ya doug likes extra cushion for the pushin

    ill find some extra curvy women for doug
    Son of a bitch....ONE GODDAMN TIME AND NOW THEY'RE MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE?!?
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    Old 03-11-2012, 01:57 PM   #171398
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    That's like saying, "I'm black and I'll be crip walking in the streets of Compton."




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    Old 03-11-2012, 01:57 PM   #171399
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    Blasphemy, Slaurs is bangin' anyone and everyone she can
    Finished your thought.
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    Old 03-11-2012, 01:57 PM   #171400
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    I'd bang slaurs.


    Me too, Slaurs is hot.
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    Old 03-11-2012, 01:59 PM   #171401
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    Find me and maybe I'll buy you a beer....after I kick you square in the shins

    Go ahead and scream "Doug" in a crowd...see if I turn around


    Son of a bitch....ONE GODDAMN TIME AND NOW THEY'RE MY PERSONAL PREFERENCE?!?
    i'm gonna jump ontop of your head when you least expect it

    and if i find you i'm gonna pretend your my cousin or something cuz i don't wanna tell my friends i met you on an internet forum. no offense

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    Me too, Slaurs is hot.
    this slaurs character sounds pretty intriguing i must meet her
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:00 PM   #171402
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    not sure if that's a compliment or if i shuold lock my doors
    Only if you give me an extra key.
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:00 PM   #171403
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    I thought everyone here had already banged slaurs
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:01 PM   #171404
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    slaurs i'll find you
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:02 PM   #171405
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    i'm gonna jump ontop of your head when you least expect it

    and if i find you i'm gonna pretend you're my cousin or something cuz i don't wanna tell my friends i met you on an internet forum. no offense



    this slaurs character sounds pretty intriguing i must meet her
    Yeah I forget how I introduced people to Josh, but it definitely had nothing to do with any kind of internet forum.


    Again, good luck finding me in that sea of people.
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:04 PM   #171406
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    i'm gonna jump ontop of your head when you least expect it

    and if i find you i'm gonna pretend your my cousin or something cuz i don't wanna tell my friends i met you on an internet forum. no offense



    this slaurs character sounds pretty intriguing i must meet her

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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:04 PM   #171407
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    Yeah I forget how I introduced people to Josh, but it definitely had nothing to do with any kind of internet forum.
    Gay cousin most likely.
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:06 PM   #171408
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    http://i.imgur.com/Rg7qX.jpg
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:07 PM   #171409
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    Gross I wouldn't bang Slaurs
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:08 PM   #171410
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    i wouldn't touch ricky with a 10 ft pole
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:10 PM   #171411
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    I want to beat you with a 10 ft pole
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:11 PM   #171412
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    i wouldnt even get near the 10 foot pole
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:13 PM   #171413
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    i could beat up ricky with my eyes closed
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:14 PM   #171414
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    i wouldn't touch ricky with a 10 ft pole
    You'd probably dance with it. You whore.
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:14 PM   #171415
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    Beat da meat.
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:15 PM   #171416
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    You'd probably dance with it. You whore.
    gotta feed the kids somehow
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:15 PM   #171417
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    I have a pole that slaurs could bounce on....



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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:16 PM   #171418
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    Beat da meat.
    Josh's war cry?
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    Old 03-11-2012, 02:20 PM   #171419
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    Yeah I forget how I introduced people to Josh, but it definitely had nothing to do with any kind of internet forum.


    Again, good luck finding me in that sea of people.
    "hey guys this is uhhhhh josh"
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