******The Official Joe Flacco Thread******

[rconverse]

My 2011 Joe Flacco prediction: Fry Guy

[Beebz]

Originally Posted by emu513

lol wut. So the Bengals will go from sweeping the AFC North to awful?

I mean, I don't think they Bengals are all that great but that's a stretch.

Though, I will concede that I wouldn't be all that surprised if they end up at 7-9 but I think it's much more likely they'll be in the 9-7, 10-6 range.

I've got six wins I'm pretty confident about. 3 confident losses (I'd include SD as a loss but it's going to be about 20 degrees that game so it should be interesting). A bunch could go either way. I've no doubt that they'll pick up at least three of the remaining seven, especially if Pittsburgh implodes within the next 48 hours. They'll also drop one versus a team they should beat ala Oakland this past year. I think the Bengals are looking at 9-7 and a good shot at a wild card.

7-9 is what I was thinking. The offense is a mess and they have a tough schedule. They basically played above their heads last year, IMO.

Originally Posted by Crush086

I can't read your above nonsense, but Flacco has that 2 minute presence, where even if he makes mistakes to put his team in a bad position, if one score is needed to win, Flacco can take them down the field to do so.

See Vikings game, Pats game from 2009.

Originally Posted by Crush086

That wasn't what I said. I'll take your numbers for what you say and say that he plays poorly when the Ravens aren't winning, but if there's one score needed and they need to drive down the field, Flacco can make the throws to do so. 2 instances that immediately come to mind are last year's first game vs. the Patriots where they got to the 13 or something and Clayton dropped the 4th down pass, and the game against the Vikings where the kicker missed the GW field goal.

Oh, you already did that. Nice.

Originally Posted by rconverse

I have little doubt that these failures can be attributed to Flacco in some manner.

That's because you're an idiot.

Originally Posted by Crush086

Of course you'd think that. That being said, you seem like a numbers guy, so let's look at Joe's first couple years and make a trend for how year 3 will look. This will assume that he increases by the same amount in each category by the same amount this year. Numbers in parenthesis are his first two years, respectively)

Yards: About 4250 (2971, 3613)
TDs: 28 (14, 21)
INT: 12 (no change, threw 12 both years)
Fumbles: 5 (11, 8)

Of course there's other stats that I'm not including, like rating and all that good stuff, but tell me you wouldn't like a QB that could put up those kind of numbers.

Personally, I think his TD total will be higher this year with the upgrade to the WR corps, but that's still a very solid line.

He's going to be much better. Third year, legitimate wideouts, exceptional running game. The Ravens are going to be a tough out in 2010.

[thebridge15]

Brian, Jesus, this is a huge joke of a thread. You don't need to try to defend the Ravens

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by bbianca1982

That's because you're an idiot.

Then Joe's "Cone of Ignorance" is getting much bigger!

[kittensXLI]

srs business.

[rconverse]

Phor reelz

[kittensXLI]

Joe's eyebrow looks pretty srs to me.

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by kittensXLI

Joe's eyebrow looks pretty srs to me.

This got actual laughs.

And tags are updated.

[Crush086]

Originally Posted by rconverse

Did you watch the video? I think that will help.

I doubt he'll make those leaps. I think he'll either repeat last season or revert to the season before. More than anything, I think he likes to throw interceptions at horrible times, which for me, overshadows good numbers.

The video was good for some chuckles. You're entitled to your opinion on Flacco of course, but the above post is questionable considering his pro experience and free agent signings.

I don't even know why I keep responding here anyways, since I'm pretty much positive every good point for Flacco will be countered with his eyebrow or a Simpsons video. But it's good to pass the time.

[kittensXLI]

1 eyebrow = 100's of responses
2 eyebrows = 0 responses

What kind of Al Davis logic is that?

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by Crush086

The video was good for some chuckles. You're entitled to your opinion on Flacco of course, but the above post is questionable considering his pro experience and free agent signings.

I don't even know why I keep responding here anyways, since I'm pretty much positive every good point for Flacco will be countered with his eyebrow or a Simpsons video. But it's good to pass the time.

eyebrow > stats

Fact.

[thebridge15]

Originally Posted by kittensXLI

1 eyebrow = 100's of responses
2 eyebrows = 0 responses

What kind of Al Davis logic is that?

That depends, is he really fast?

[kittensXLI]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

That depends, is he really fast?

Joe's eyebrow certainly wasn't built for comfort, so it must be built for speed.

[JRS1386]

Originally Posted by kittensXLI

Joe's eyebrow certainly wasn't built for comfort, so it must be built for speed.

It does look pretty dark too



n/r

[thebridge15]

Hmm...I'll pick it 5th overall.

[rconverse]

I'm kinda hoping they interview The Brow during the draft tonight...Not Joe, though.

[Beebz]

Originally Posted by thebridge15

Brian, Jesus, this is a huge joke of a thread. You don't need to try to defend the Ravens

Im not exactly posting stats or anything here (other than the total offense thing)

[buzz05232000]

ravens suck

[Crush086]

Originally Posted by bbianca1982

im not exactly posting stats or anything here (other than the total offense thing)

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by Crush086

I agree. It's a sad state of affairs for Ravens fans.

[rconverse]

Happy early birthday to me!!

[rconverse]

Page 2?!? I know it's the offseason still, but there is plenty to discuss regarding Joe Flacco's suckage. For example, check out this tweet from Joe:

everyone help me, get YoUaLrEaDyKnOwRaVeNs!! a trending topic..lets make it happen

This guy sucks.....hard.

[Crush086]

Originally Posted by rconverse

Page 2?!? I know it's the offseason still, but there is plenty to discuss regarding Joe Flacco's suckage. For example, check out this tweet from Joe:



This guy sucks.....hard.

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by Crush086

That tweet was from summer of 2009. I think it's safe to assume that he did not "make it happen". Another fail for Joe.

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by rconverse

Uncanny

Really?

Oh, man. So much awesomeness!

[dmbmuskie]

I cannot believe the Ravens didn't draft a QB last night. It's a huge need for them.

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by dmbmuskie

I cannot believe the Ravens didn't draft a QB last night. It's a huge need for them.

If I were Ozzie, I would have drafted two. No way I can trust Flacco to hold a clipboard.

[Crush086]

Originally Posted by dmbmuskie

I cannot believe the Ravens didn't draft a QB last night. It's a huge need for them.

Indeed. I cried inside when the Broncos traded picks with us and took Tebow right out from under us!!

[rconverse]

Originally Posted by Crush086

Indeed. I cried inside when the Broncos traded picks with us and took Tebow right out from under us!!

So, I googled Joe Flacco's girlfriend as I was curious as to what woman would willingly subject herself to that eyebrow despite his money. Guess which picture showed up in Google images? That's right, Tim Tebow and some other slam piece. You know your life is full of fail when you've been in the NFL two (supposedly successful) years and some college kid is coming up under your Google search.

[rconverse]

This is what happens when Joe Flacco is introduced to Twitter.

when im right im right but when im wrong i culda been right so im still right!-GRODT

wts?