Conspiracy Theory 101

[seekupchuck]

lolz, this guy always cracks me up with his blunt smack downs on these topics..here he tackles thermite and the 911 truth movement.

fyi, this is the guy who has done THE best research and comprehensive film on 911 and actually WHO and how they did it. Zero speculation and sensationalism. It is called "War By Deception" make sure to find the 2013 version for all updates if you're interested...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhnwR...ref_map=%5B%5D

[mtlewis23]

Anyone here ever read into the vast Jewish conspiracy? It seems like bullshit to me but it is well conceived. Basically Jews run the world and we are all fucked because of it.

[bonzo48280]

Originally Posted by mtlewis23

Anyone here ever read into the vast Jewish conspiracy? It seems like bullshit to me but it is well conceived. Basically Jews run the world and we are all fucked because of it.

i don't know if this is so much conspiracy as it is fact and coincidence. chuck will help me here

[water_into_wine]

[Robin Pecknold]

how the f is this thread not abuzz in light of all the nsa stuff??

[mandy18]

Anybody follow the TWA Flight 800 theories? Apparently, there's a new film coming out about them.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/19/us/twa...html?hpt=hp_t2

I have always followed this story b/c I should have originally been on that flight (without having the ticket - but 99.99% positive). My high school french club was going to France on that day from JKF and we were going with another school in PA (Montoursville). However, shortly before the trip, the tour group had to book us with another group (fortunately in June, so we were home by the time this happened) b/c we didn't have enough students (so they had to put us with a larger group that did a Europe tour, not just France). So, while I never physically had the actual ticket for that flight, it still feels like I escaped death there (cue Final Destination).

[AJF_41]

hey mandy. i saw that one this morning.

also.

car crash in LA...could be conspiracy.

plus lebron's shoes.

thread should be ON FIRE.

where is chuck?!?!

[Balor3012]

Lebrons shoes

[mandy18]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

hey mandy. i saw that one this morning.

also.

car crash in LA...could be conspiracy.

plus lebron's shoes.

thread should be ON FIRE.

where is chuck?!?!

We need Chuck.

I had to look up Lebron's shoes. hahaha
I love it!

[Kevaroo]

These ideas that the Government is capable of terrible things are becoming an every day occurrence. Who needs to discuss it when we can watch it unravel on tv?

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by luccic12

Lebrons shoes

omgshoes!
#beefy

[seekupchuck]

Originally Posted by mtlewis23

Anyone here ever read into the vast Jewish conspiracy? It seems like bullshit to me but it is well conceived. Basically Jews run the world and we are all fucked because of it.

lolz

good stuff bud


the best conspiracy that no one is talking about at the moment is the Michael Hastings car accident...an obvious hit on a muckraking journalist...go obama go...

[scrock25]

Chuckybutt!!!

[TwoStep2888]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/tru...ted-911,33421/

[Kevaroo]

Russia has put together a nice video about 9/11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugCIjzHptA

[Kevaroo]

Hey Chuck, what's your take on "pre-packaged media" as like Sandy Hook there were "supposedly" there 3 instances where 3 different news agencies released the story giving the AP credit right at midnight two nights ago, obviously well before it happened.

[Kevaroo]

http://freebeacon.com/national-secur...arent-suicide/. I'm sure he "jumped".

[scrock25]

Originally Posted by AJF_41

omgshoes!
#beefy

You do realize that I was the creator of the omgshoes Ants meme, right?

[rdp520]

Anyone ever go on listverse.com? A lot of top 10s about conspiracy theories and creepy stuff. Been spending a lot of time there, some interesting stuff.

[Jake]

Originally Posted by rdp520

Anyone ever go on listverse.com? A lot of top 10s about conspiracy theories and creepy stuff. Been spending a lot of time there, some interesting stuff.

I like your style


I've written something like 7 lists for them. I like their system and enjoy their lists (besides the ones I write) more than cracked. Always well sourced & great author's voice


And click on my lists

[rdp520]

Originally Posted by Jake

I like your style


I've written something like 7 lists for them. I like their system and enjoy their lists (besides the ones I write) more than cracked. Always well sourced & great author's voice


And click on my lists

Just checked out 10 hidden facts about Xmas songs... that's some cool stuff. Number 1 is interesting and obviously true. Xmas is far from my favorite holiday but I always put on the tunes during the season!

[jackisback24]

Originally Posted by Kevaroo

Russia has put together a nice video about 9/11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugCIjzHptA

Speaking of 9/11...this is just sobering:

http://nypost.com/2014/05/06/cops-de...killed-on-911/

[BotheLaneFan]

Working with conspiracy dipshits is the worst.

[AJF_41]

Originally Posted by scrock25

You do realize that I was the creator of the omgshoes Ants meme, right?

here we go

[Beefsteak1138]

An international conspiracy of rappers planned 9/11. How, you ask? Think about this: 2pac 2 Chainz 2 Towers. Is it a coincidence? Can't be. One might ask though -- 2pac? Why would he want to destroy the twin towers? The answer is simple. One only needs to look at the East Coast / West Coast hip hop feud. Who was 2pac's biggest rival? That's right, the Notorious B.I.G. aka Biggie Smalls aka Christopher Wallace. Where did Mr. Wallace live? Oh, right New York City: the same place the Twin Towers are. Tupac wanted to desecrate Biggie's grave. "But Elijah" you might say, "didn't Tupac Shakur die in 1996?" Of course not! Tupac, after faking his death and hiding in Cuba, started reaching out to his network of relatives and friends. The Shakur family had connexions to the Muslim Brotherhood and many criminal organizations -- in fact, 2pac still has relatives on the FBI Most Wanted list.

So, Tupac had the motivation and the means, but what about 2 Chainz? Why would he want to destroy the twin towers? The answer lies in one of Chainz' most popular songs -- "Birthday Song" featuring Kanye West. Whose birthday is on September 11? Not just co-conspirators Elephant Man and Ludacris (who has collaborated with Kanye many times), but also Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. That's right, 2 Chainz, in order to give a birthday gift to and ingratiate himself with Assad, destroyed the World Trade Center towers.

Where, though, does Kanye, the other musician on Birthday Song come in? Well, let's look at Mr. West's family. Yeezy is married to Keeping Up With the Kardashians star and notorious sex tape actress Kim Kardashian. And who, you might wonder, is the fruit of this union? Yeezus' daughter North West. (!) Wait a sceond... North West? Where are the twin towers in relation to Syria? NORTHWEST!!! Kanye is in on it!

I wish I could say that the conspiracy stops there, but by golly it doesn't. Who was President when 9/11 happened? George Walker Bush. What was the name of Snoop Dogg's most recent studio album? BUSH! Snoop Dogg was in on it too.

But let's think: who signed Snoop Dogg to his record label? Right, legendary rapper/producer Dr. Dre. Wait a minute! What year did the towers fall? 2001. What is a Dre album name? 2001!!! Coincidence? I think not!

But hold on, Snoop Doggy Dogg isn't the only rapper signed to Dre. Who else did he recruit? Grammy-winning rapper Eminem. AKA Marshall Mathers. What movie did Eminem become famous from? 8 Mile. How many syllables in "mile"? 1. 8+1=9! Plus what happens when you add the 2 Ms from "Marshall Mathers"? 11! 9/11!!!!!! Moreover, what other name does Mathers go by? Slim Shady! SS!

Where else do we know those initials from? Oh, right, the elite Nazi unit of Hitler's. What was the name of Hitler's regime? The Third Reich! Third... Three... Three side of a triangle...

Δ ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED Δ

Illuminati is Latin for "the enlightened ones". Who spoke Latin? The Ancient Romans. Let's think about them: Who is a famous Roman? Julius Caesar. One of his most famous works, Commentaries on the Gallic War, opens with the line "All Gaul is divided into THREE parts." Again, the Illuminati number shows up.

"Hold on for a minute there, Elijah," you might say, "sure, you may have proved the Ancient Romans were in the Illuminati, but what does all this have to do with 9/11?" Well, the Romans derived much of their mythology from the Greeks. Who were a famous mythological group who inspired art in mythology? Right, the Muses, of whom there were 9. Plus, when you add the two consuls at the head of the Roman civil government, you get 11. Again! 9/11 (or, as the Romans might put it, IX/XI).

Another famous Roman was the orator Marcus Tullius Cicero. One technique he would use in his speech was the tricolon crescens. TRIcolon? Three pops up again in Ancient Rome! Not to mention "crescens" --> "crescent". Who has a crescent and star as their symbol? Islam!

Wait... Islam... Hitler... what do they have in common? Persecution of the Jews. Is it possible that the Jews knew about this conspiracy this whole time? Perhaps these co-conspirators persecuted the Jews so the secret wouldn't get out.

Now, let's blow the lid off the biggest secret of them all. 9/11 was a firey explosion in America. But what firey explosion happened in Rome? The eruption of Mt. Vesuvius! How many major towns were destroyed by the volcano? Two! Pompeii and Herculaneum. Another parallel to Sept. 11! Now, we all know jet fuel cannot melt steel beams, but here's another inconvenient truth bomb -- molten lava can't melt marble columns!

MT. VESUVIUS WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!

[Julia Roberts]

The Wikileaks DNC email scandal is fascinating to me. Not to delve to deeply into political discussion, I'm far more interested in the conspiracy side of it. The timing of the leak is slightly odd. It makes me wonder who stands to gain the most.

Sounds like the DNC is blaming Russian hackers. Could they just be doing it to boost their rep? (I hear that's a big thing among hackers). Or are they on someone's payroll?

[cazzie34]

Interesting thoughts, Julia.

One of my conspiracy theories is that they have no interest in finding a cure to cancer as it'll be too big of a blow to the US economy to lose out on all those jobs and specialized knowledge.

[thebridge15]

https://xkcd.com/690/

[Useliteski]

Originally Posted by cazzie34

Interesting thoughts, Julia.

One of my conspiracy theories is that they have no interest in finding a cure to cancer as it'll be too big of a blow to the US economy to lose out on all those jobs and specialized knowledge.

this makes sense to me. also, the cure for cancer exists, it's just only legal in 7 states + DC...

[defcon]

I believe that corporation and government will merge to form one entity worldwide, not in my lifetime, however, and it will be slavery.

Also, there is a cure for AIDS, and most major illnesses. Why is it that people with immense financial resources more often than not survive dire diagnoses? Example is Magic Johnson...dude had FULL BLOWN AIDS in the early 90s and he's still alive almost 30 years later. I'm not saying it's the money, but...it's the money. I believe there is also a cure for cancer, available to the rich, but for the middle and lower classes, there is more money to be made in treating it.

I believe that there is a shadow world government, i.e. the Bilderbergs, that really run things and I know for a fact Trump, Clinton have attended their conferences. I believe that in my lifetime the standing UN Resolution to Disarm American Citizens will be passed, and hopefully peacefully fought vigorously and the right to bear arms upheld by the U.S. Supreme Court.