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Old 03-07-2013, 08:08 PM   #39721
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Ran into the ex and her boyfriend (who she cheated on me with) today. Fucking sucked. I tried being nice, it didn't work out that way.
Story time?
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    Story time?
    Pretty anti-climactic really. I was at the bar with a group of friends that were mutual between the two of us. It's on the other side of town and they weren't invited so there wasn't really all that great a chance that they'd show up but they came on their own to that same bar, supposedly. They show up, she's hanging all over him while we're all at the table so I just get up and go over to the bar with a buddy of mine and that was that. Then dude came up to get a drink. He said hello to me and I said hello back but then I just looked at him and got really pissed off for no apparent reason. So, I walked outside to have a smoke when they both walk out there as well. This pissed me off. So I said something to the effect of, "Fuck you," blew cigarette smoke in his face and spit down at his shoe. This was not my proudest moment. I feel like a jackass but honestly, it kind of just happened. He got pissed, threatened to kick my ass, and then some friends came and broke up the tiny little altercation.

    I'm actually quite ashamed at myself but, fuck that guy.
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    Pretty anti-climactic really. I was at the bar with a group of friends that were mutual between the two of us. It's on the other side of town and they weren't invited so there wasn't really all that great a chance that they'd show up but they came on their own to that same bar, supposedly. They show up, she's hanging all over him while we're all at the table so I just get up and go over to the bar with a buddy of mine and that was that. Then dude came up to get a drink. He said hello to me and I said hello back but then I just looked at him and got really pissed off for no apparent reason. So, I walked outside to have a smoke when they both walk out there as well. This pissed me off. So I said something to the effect of, "Fuck you," blew cigarette smoke in his face and spit down at his shoe. This was not my proudest moment. I feel like a jackass but honestly, it kind of just happened. He got pissed, threatened to kick my ass, and then some friends came and broke up the tiny little altercation.

    I'm actually quite ashamed at myself but, fuck that guy.
    You have nothing to be ashamed of...at all. They provoked the situation. Your ex was being a dumb bitch trying to make you jealous.

    Why would he go up and say hi to you, and then go further by having them follow you outside? What the crap?

    I'm not an aggressive person, but that would piss me the fuck off.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 08:30 PM   #39724
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    You have nothing to be ashamed of...at all. They provoked the situation. Your ex was being a dumb bitch trying to make you jealous.

    Why would he go up and say hi to you, and then go further by having them follow you outside? What the crap?

    I'm not an aggressive person, but that would piss me the fuck off.
    Yeah I'm not an aggressive person in the slightest but I was ready to fight right there and my friends knew it so they stepped in. I'm glad they did.
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    You should have punched him in the face.
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    You should have punched him in the face.
    No need for violence.
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    Angela, what are these theories?
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    Old 03-07-2013, 08:48 PM   #39728
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    Angela, what are these theories?
    I will only tell the hands one.

    It's pretty simple and has rarely failed me. The shape of a man's fingers is always very similar to his "man part"

    If his fingers are thick at the base and taper off at the end, his part will do that as well. If he has larger pads of the fingers then usually the head is larger. If the finger is a consistent thickness from base to tip, so will his part be. (You can all stop looking at your fingers now)

    I get really weirded out when I see weird fingers on a guys hand due to this. I haven't notice the same correlation with size of hands to size of part, that can vary but the shape yes.

    It makes sense why this would be that way, your body has many aspects of it which tend to be symmetrical and mirror other parts, finger, toes "man parts" are all appendages, that's my only explanation.

    Kind of hard to explain, but I can get a very good idea of what I am working with shape wise, before I ever see the real thing just by checking out a guy's hands.

    There you go.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 08:50 PM   #39729
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    I am now kind of embarrassed at having typed all that out.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 08:59 PM   #39730
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    I will only tell the hands one.

    It's pretty simple and has rarely failed me. The shape of a man's fingers is always very similar to his "man part"

    If his fingers are thick at the base and taper off at the end, his part will do that as well. If he has larger pads of the fingers then usually the head is larger. If the finger is a consistent thickness from base to tip, so will his part be. (You can all stop looking at your fingers now)

    I get really weirded out when I see weird fingers on a guys hand due to this. I haven't notice the same correlation with size of hands to size of part, that can vary but the shape yes.

    It makes sense why this would be that way, your body has many aspects of it which tend to be symmetrical and mirror other parts, finger, toes "man parts" are all appendages, that's my only explanation.

    Kind of hard to explain, but I can get a very good idea of what I am working with shape wise, before I ever see the real thing just by checking out a guy's hands.

    There you go.
    I just spent the last five minutes looking and analyzing my fingers. Thanks a lot.
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    I know
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    I will only tell the hands one.

    It's pretty simple and has rarely failed me. The shape of a man's fingers is always very similar to his "man part"

    If his fingers are thick at the base and taper off at the end, his part will do that as well. If he has larger pads of the fingers then usually the head is larger. If the finger is a consistent thickness from base to tip, so will his part be. (You can all stop looking at your fingers now)

    I get really weirded out when I see weird fingers on a guys hand due to this. I haven't notice the same correlation with size of hands to size of part, that can vary but the shape yes.

    It makes sense why this would be that way, your body has many aspects of it which tend to be symmetrical and mirror other parts, finger, toes "man parts" are all appendages, that's my only explanation.

    Kind of hard to explain, but I can get a very good idea of what I am working with shape wise, before I ever see the real thing just by checking out a guy's hands.

    There you go.
    Wow.
    What do you see here?
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    You should have punched him in the face.
    Given the few reactions in this thread I've come to realize that I shouldn't feel all that bad. Thankfully. It's hard figuring out who's sane in these situations because I feel like a lot of times I get very angry but I also feel like I have every reason to.
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    Wow.
    What do you see here?
    The length may be an issue.
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    Not clicking that link Phil.
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    Not clicking that link Phil.
    It's safe.
    Does a big thumb mean anything?
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    I have a hitchhiker's thumb? Is that a problem?
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    I am not looking a bunch of hand pictures now.

    It's a working theory, I have found to be true. Plus I don't want to be thinking about anyone's parts here.
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    That's the thumb you sucked as a kid.
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    I am not looking a bunch of hand pictures now.

    It's a working theory, I have found to be true. Plus I don't want to be thinking about anyone's parts here.
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    I will only tell the hands one.

    It's pretty simple and has rarely failed me. The shape of a man's fingers is always very similar to his "man part"

    If his fingers are thick at the base and taper off at the end, his part will do that as well. If he has larger pads of the fingers then usually the head is larger. If the finger is a consistent thickness from base to tip, so will his part be. (You can all stop looking at your fingers now)

    I get really weirded out when I see weird fingers on a guys hand due to this. I haven't notice the same correlation with size of hands to size of part, that can vary but the shape yes.

    It makes sense why this would be that way, your body has many aspects of it which tend to be symmetrical and mirror other parts, finger, toes "man parts" are all appendages, that's my only explanation.

    Kind of hard to explain, but I can get a very good idea of what I am working with shape wise, before I ever see the real thing just by checking out a guy's hands.

    There you go.
    I'm the same way.
    I look at at woman's lips. There's a direct correlation .
    Much like a baboons face looks like its ass.
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    Old 03-07-2013, 09:14 PM   #39742
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    I'm the same way.
    I look at at woman's lips. There's a direct correlation .
    Much like a baboons face looks like its ass.
    This makes sense to me.
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    All this shit tonight is making my head spin. I think it's time to grab a few brews and house drink tonight. It's the first day of Spring Break so I don't even feel bad for doing it.
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    I will only tell the hands one.

    It's pretty simple and has rarely failed me. The shape of a man's fingers is always very similar to his "man part"

    If his fingers are thick at the base and taper off at the end, his part will do that as well. If he has larger pads of the fingers then usually the head is larger. If the finger is a consistent thickness from base to tip, so will his part be. (You can all stop looking at your fingers now)

    I get really weirded out when I see weird fingers on a guys hand due to this. I haven't notice the same correlation with size of hands to size of part, that can vary but the shape yes.

    It makes sense why this would be that way, your body has many aspects of it which tend to be symmetrical and mirror other parts, finger, toes "man parts" are all appendages, that's my only explanation.

    Kind of hard to explain, but I can get a very good idea of what I am working with shape wise, before I ever see the real thing just by checking out a guy's hands.

    There you go.
    very interesting, it makes sense!

    Do you know your earlobes are lined up to your nipple?
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    This makes sense to me.
    Yeah.
    There's a reason women wear lipstick.
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    very interesting, it makes sense!

    Do you know your earlobes are lined up to your nipple?
    This is awesome, my earlobes totally line up with my nipples!
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    I love making women touch their nipples.
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    I love making women touch their nipples.
    See I don't mind you sexually harassing me at all. But not the men.
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    What the shit? I don't know if I hate or love my hands. Ahhhh!
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    See I don't mind you sexually harassing me at all. But not the men.
    Giggity!

    I have short, small, skinny hands. Glad I'm not a man!
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