Dating is miserable

[Nick@Night]

Originally Posted by rconverse

"so, seriously, what's actually wrong with you so that you're single".

That one girl Allison asked me that a bunch of times on our one (awesome) date. I'm convinced that she was convinced there was something wrong with me. I don't care if it's true or not. It's what I'm going with.

She's hoping there's something wrong with you so she can divulge what's wrong with her and you might be more receptive to it. Maybe she likes to be gagged during sex, or knits using wool she shoved up her vagina.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by rconverse

"so, seriously, what's actually wrong with you so that you're single".

That one girl Allison asked me that a bunch of times on our one (awesome) date. I'm convinced that she was convinced there was something wrong with me. I don't care if it's true or not. It's what I'm going with.

Yeah, what is this about? Why is it that some people think that single = something wrong with you?

I mean, I'm a complete head case, I talk too much, and I use so my hyperbole that a lot of people don't get me sometimes. THAT's why I'm single.

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

A chick wants to meet up, suggests a happy medium between where the two of us live. I give her a place that's literally in between us and has lots of meeting spot options (a 10-12 minute drive for each of us). "Ugh, that's so far. Closer." I respond, "If I get closer to you then we've left the happy medium territory." She responds, "Fine. But not (insert establishment here)."

Early signs you're a pain in the ass and I haven't even met you.

Yeah, I would say high maintenance, or maybe she got gang raped behind one of those places. Who knows.

Either way, wtf.

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

I love everything about living by myself, except the not being able to roll over onto a penis whenever I feel like it part.

This. 100%

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

She's hoping there's something wrong with you so she can divulge what's wrong with her and you might be more receptive to it. Maybe she likes to be gagged during sex, or knits using wool she shoved up her vagina.

Like two tampons at once?

Wait, what?

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

She's hoping there's something wrong with you so she can divulge what's wrong with her and you might be more receptive to it. Maybe she likes to be gagged during sex, or knits using wool she shoved up her vagina.

who doesn't love a sweater knitted with vag yarn? talk about delightful.

[Nick@Night]

Someone posted this video link of a woman who shoves wool up her snatch and knits with it over the course of a month. Of course, part of that month she's sluffing off portions of her uteral lining. That gets incorporated in to the knitting, almost like a timeline of sorts, so you can see the portion of the scarf where she was dripping fluid since it gets abosorbed in to the material. I think if you google it, something will come up (if you dare).

[unccrombie]

going to pass on that little adventure...

[dmbgodagirl41]

I am not Googling that bitch.

[Nick@Night]

It doesn't show her shoving it up there and threading it through the needles, just gives her reasoning for it and a side profile of her sitting there knitting, the string of yarn attached to her like a wallet chain.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Still not Googling that bitch.

I'll stick to purple pee.
http://youtu.be/Btrvd-1m-v4

[Tiduwho]

Just ate a crap ton of food and reading that is making me sick

[Nick@Night]

I had just eaten spaghetti prior to viewing it, so that's how my life is going at the moment.

[wnderwoman]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

Someone posted this video link of a woman who shoves wool up her snatch and knits with it over the course of a month. Of course, part of that month she's sluffing off portions of her uteral lining. That gets incorporated in to the knitting, almost like a timeline of sorts, so you can see the portion of the scarf where she was dripping fluid since it gets abosorbed in to the material. I think if you google it, something will come up (if you dare).

Holy jesus Nick, how did you even come across such a thing.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by wnderwoman

Holy jesus Nick, how did you even come across such a thing.

Really? You really have to ask this?
He probably found it while Googling random stuff when he was watching Vanilla Ice rap in the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie.

[Nick@Night]

This was posted on Facebook...

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

This was posted on Facebook...

Shut your ass.

[Nick@Night]

Yes. Someone was sick of all the Paul Walker nonsense and posted a link to this video.

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

Yes. Someone was sick of all the Paul Walker nonsense and posted a link to this video.

Did they say "sick of all this Paul Walker nonsense, so here's a sweater made from a vadge"?

Woof.

[cry_minarets458]

vag sweater. the gift that keeps on giving.

[cry_minarets458]

Originally Posted by unccrombie

4 dates with 4 different girls in 5 days, starting tonight. Here we go!

how'd that first one go? gonna keep names straight tonight?

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by cry_minarets458

how'd that first one go? gonna keep names straight tonight?

last night went well. it was date #2 with her. I'm really good with names so that won't be an issue. keeping all their lives straight is the hard part

[Nick@Night]

Juggling that many never ends well.

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

Juggling that many never ends well.

going to down select by the end of the week

[headlessnancie]

i didn't know ants was filled with so many pimps

[dmbgodagirl41]

Originally Posted by unccrombie

last night went well. it was date #2 with her. I'm really good with names so that won't be an issue. keeping all their lives straight is the hard part

I'm telling you, make a spreadsheet so you remember the shit you talk about with each one. It helps.

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by headlessnancie

i didn't know ants was filled with so many pimps

that's what happens when you're a single h2p woman, headless.

[thechad90000]

@ spreadsheet.

Evidently I'm being set up on a date with a girl one of my best friend's fiancee works with. This should go well.

[headlessnancie]

Originally Posted by unccrombie

that's what happens when you're a single h2p woman, headless.

well damn, i may have to start broadening my horizons



still my 0, h2p

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by headlessnancie

well damn, i may have to start broadening my horizons



still my 0, h2p

DC is a great territory to invade

[headlessnancie]

Originally Posted by unccrombie

DC is a great territory to invade

DC sounds nice, it's close to VA and i sure do love VA

[unccrombie]

Originally Posted by headlessnancie

DC sounds nice, it's close to VA and i sure do love VA

you can crash at my pad for adventures to JPJ.