I need to know where to get some business hammocks

[Nick@Night]

Originally Posted by Bafugama

Very good... One of my alltime favorite scenes is the dream sequence with the hill up to 300, and the pig: You can do it Homer! and he takes a bite out of the pigs shoulder... "Good show!"

"Dad, it says non-toxic..."

[funktabulous]

Originally Posted by Bafugama

How about the Homer on disability episode? That one is a classic too--Top 10 for me.

Dr Nick: Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BWj...eature=related

And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!

[Bafugama]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

"Dad, it says non-toxic..."

Dad, towel rack.

[Bafugama]

Dr. Nick is one of the best characters in the history of the show.

"Well if it isn't my old patient, Mr. McGregg... With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"

[ant_marching41]

Originally Posted by Nick@Night

This is the greatest Moe scene ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRrDB08PFc

[ant_marching41]

Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.

[bigmonkeyfish]

Originally Posted by snow1868

I have to thow in the episode where Homer changes his name to Max Power.

"Great name."

"Thanks, I got it off of a hairdryer."

Edit: And Flaming Moe's. Great, great episode.

Yes, this one is great.

[snow1868]

Originally Posted by ant_marching41

Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces! Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces.

A lot of people say that this is the greatest episode of The Simpsons ever. I have to agree. So many great lines in this one.

Mr. Burns: "Did you find the bathroom alright?"

Homer: "Yeeaaah"

[gregory311]

"I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon."

[LifeInStereo]

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

[gregory311]

Originally Posted by Bafugama

This is a quality episode... What were Barney & Wade Boggs arguing about... Previous British Prime Ministers? Wonderful.

For reference: http://www.antsmarching.org/forum/sh...d.php?t=253497

[Bartndrpleez]

Originally Posted by Bafugama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4i8S...eature=related

Powersauce!

Ohhhhhh, a gime!

[Bartndrpleez]

Homer Goes to College is also easily in my top 10 of all-time. Every time I see the part where Homer starts cracking up hysterically at the professor when he drops his notes I lose it. I've seen that episode 100 times and it never gets old.

[Rogue]

I'm glad to know that others are confused by the 2nd post in the thread and just as willing to post in it as I am.

[Bartndrpleez]

Originally Posted by Rogue

I'm glad to know that others are confused by the 2nd post in the thread and just as willing to post in it as I am.

The Simpsons. Season 8. Episode 2. You Only Move Twice.

GET ON IT!

[Jake]

I'm Idaho!



sure you are, Ralph.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LguHMOJl0c...s320/ralph.gif

[Bafugama]

Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me, and he was hiding under...
Homer: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Boogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!
Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Marge's Gambling addiction episode is a top 10 for me, no question.

[gregory311]

Originally Posted by Bafugama

Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me, and he was hiding under...
Homer: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Boogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!
Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Marge's Gambling addiction episode is a top 10 for me, no question.

"I call him Gamblor!"

"I said, hop in."

[Bafugama]

Originally Posted by gregory311

"I call him Gamblor!"

"I said, hop in."

"You made Lisa cry... Than I cried... Than Maggie Laughed... She's such a little trooper!"

The Spruce Moose & Robert Goulet were both solid additions to the episode.

[gregory311]

Originally Posted by Bafugama

The Spruce Moose & Robert Goulet were both solid additions to the episode.

"Your manager says to shut up!"

"Vera said that?"

[Bafugama]

Originally Posted by gregory311

"Your manager says to shut up!"

"Vera said that?"

"Batmobile lost it's wheel and joker got a-way, hey!... Thanks for coming out folks, hey!... Sorry, kid!"

[Jake]

Who needs the Kwik E Mart?

[gregory311]

The Quik E Mart is really... d'oh!

[Bafugama]

"Who needs the Kwik E Mart?"

"Their floors are stick e mart"

"They made dad sick e mart"

"Let's hurl a brick e mart"

"The Kwik E Mart is real, DOH!"

[gregory311]

"Please refrain from tasting the knob." Poochy episode - listening to/watching it right now.

[Jake]

Originally Posted by gregory311

"Please refrain from tasting the knob." Poochy episode - listening to/watching it right now.

Hey Mrs. S!

Hi... er... Roy.

[gregory311]

"Funny Dog to Make Life Worthwhile" Holy crap, that's great.

[gregory311]

Ladies and Gentlemen: http://www.wtso.net/movie/383-802%20...e%20Twice.html

Jake, you might want to sticky this and this website.

[Bafugama]

Originally Posted by gregory311

Ladies and Gentlemen: http://www.wtso.net/movie/383-802%20...e%20Twice.html

Jake, you might want to sticky this and this website.

Watch-ING!

[Bafugama]

Whoa, windows... I don't think I can afford this place!