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Old 01-07-2010, 09:18 AM   #31
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Re: Reaquainting with Former Co-workers (MessedUpc)

It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own.




Not gay sex.
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    Totally worth the read. haahhahahahahahaah
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:20 AM   #33
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    Chris Brush would be interested.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:21 AM   #34
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    Guaranteed to be the funniest shit I'll read all week.

    You got to submit this to Texts From Last Night.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:22 AM   #35
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    Guaranteed to be the funniest shit I'll read all week.

    You got to submit this to Texts From Last Night.
    This.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:30 AM   #36
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    I'm not going to lie. Last night, when I wasn't sure who the guy was at all or what was going on, I locked every single lock in my apartment.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:30 AM   #37
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    It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own.




    Not gay sex.

    Well played
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:31 AM   #38
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    I'm not going to lie. Last night, when I wasn't sure who the guy was at all or what was going on, I locked every single lock in my apartment.
    Why you haven't changed your locks and purchased a new security system is beyond me.
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    bills are paying the jags o-line coach 4 million this year.

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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:33 AM   #39
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    Get Tweaked
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:36 AM   #40
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    Guaranteed to be the funniest shit I'll read all week.

    You got to submit this to Texts From Last Night.
    Win.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:37 AM   #41
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    Get Tweaked
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:40 AM   #42
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    Why you haven't changed your locks and purchased a new security system is beyond me.
    srsly.

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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:42 AM   #43
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    Re: Reaquainting with Former Co-workers (MessedUpc)

    The guy will probably show up at your place tonight, with some chicks and meth.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:47 AM   #44
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    I can't imagine he knows where I live. If so, fuck me.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:49 AM   #45
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    That really is some freaky shit.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 09:50 AM   #46
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    I can't imagine he knows where I live. If so, fuck me.
    Lol, u gay?
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:00 AM   #47
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    Leave it to Ants to have the strangest stories
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:03 AM   #48
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    Well, if you're ever found face down/pants down in a trench missing a kidney, I think we know who we're looking for.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:03 AM   #49
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    Re: Reaquainting with Former Co-workers (MessedUpc)

    Okay, some more texts have been exchanged. Clearly, I’m thinking this is a crazy trap. How many times do random people offer to hook you up with free drugs and slam pieces? The ONLY thing I could think of is for some reason this guy and my ex somehow crossed paths and are for some reason fucking with me. Even this would be beyond weird as my ex and I broke up like 4 years ago and again, I haven’t worked at PWC since 2002 and Hewitt was before that. Obviously, based on the fact he knows my work history, he knows me. I also recognize this guy’s name, it’s just I can’t remember if he was one of two people. Therefore, I’m pretty sure this guy is a real person. Why he chose out of nowhere to text me is still super perplexing. Anyway, I try and get some more info. Again, no texts have been altered, hence the misspellings and what have you…

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    Do you still keep in touch with (ex’s first name – starts with an M).
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    Or her sister Mary Jane? Yes as needed…
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    No, (Ex’s first and last name)
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    wow. Ok. No, I don’t remember that person. Hewitt or pwc??? I’m drawing a blank…
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    Now that I think about it she was after PWC. U probably don’t know her.
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    someone u are interested in partyin with? What do youthink about the othr plan? One girl for each of us. I don’t have anyone specific in mind…do u? last time I did this was with a friend from hewitt…we did his gf and her friend. It was ok but when im tweaking and its group sex it needs to be smoking hot, akin to a porno. What do you think?
    Next text is from him as well, but I never replied.

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    right on. My neighbors gf is shaved…that was a new one to me actually…it was amazing for both the pussy eating and fucking. And the tweaking takes it to another level.
    Again, another TM from him without me replying..

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    What type of girls do you like?
    Right on? Right on, what? Wtf is going on here?
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:07 AM   #50
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    drugs not good fo yo brain
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:09 AM   #51
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    drugs not good fo yo brain
    But boobs are! See the conundrum??
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:09 AM   #52
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    Wow.
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    Wow.
    Yeah. Pretty weird night of texts to say the least.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:14 AM   #54
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    But boobs are! See the conundrum??

    ...just hire katie
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:15 AM   #55
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    Yeah. Pretty weird night of texts to say the least.
    Um....understatement of the decade?
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:23 AM   #56
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    whose still got tagging privledges left? this belong under "epic"

    and seriously, what's the worst that can happen if u hang out with this guy for one night? free drugs (which u can turn down) and free slam peices (wrap it up, whats the worst that can happen?)
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:26 AM   #57
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    This is fun. I needed this.
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:31 AM   #58
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    Moral of the story: Always answer unidentified texts. The possibilities are endless!
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    Old 01-07-2010, 10:32 AM   #59
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    were those text written in Australian? I didn't understand a bit of it
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    nice.

    this is getting good. you should reply so he keeps going.
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