Re: Spinoff: Unoffensive Joke Thread
Joe decided to take his friend Bob hunting one day, because Bob had never been. Joe drove Bob up to a sprawling piece of land owned by an old rancher who kindly let hunters shoot and keep whatever they want. The rancher's only rule was that the hunters stay away from the rancher's barn, which kept all the rancher's personal animals.
Joe got out of the car, leaving Bob in the front seat. Joe went up to the rancher's door and did the usual greetings, "Hello, Rancher, I'm here with my friend Bob, and we're going to go hunting on your property."
The rancher replied, "no problem, but can you do me a favor - when you get down there, will you shoot my old mule? He's really ill and doesn't have much time left, I'd like you to put him out of his misery."
Joe didn't hesitate, "of course Rancher, I'd be happy to do that for you in exchange for you being so gracious to let us hunt on your land."
As Joe walked back to the car, he decided to play a trick on Bob. He walked to the passenger side of the car where Bob was sitting and yelled, "Bob, you wouldn't believe it - that mean old rancher cussed me out when I asked if we could hunt! He told us to get the f*ck off his property. I want to get him back; wait here, I'm going down to the barn to shoot his mule, then we'll get the hell outta here."
Joe, quietly laughing to himself, went down to the barn and shot the mule. He walked back up to the car, to get Bob and begin hunting. But Bob was nowhere to be found. Joe stood there for a minute, confused, until he saw Bob sprinting toward him from the other side of the barn. "Let's get the f*ck outta here," Bob yelled, "I just shot five of his cows!"
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